does anyone wanna hang out and be my friend irl

>>429571
swag money

i wish i was old enough to carry a gun instead of this shitty knife

>>429574
where do you live

wow thats cool

the tiger thing i know about the foid lel

>>429582
it's over

>>429594
new england

whats hollandaise

>>429596
Hollandaise sauce is a classic French sauce known for its creamy, buttery texture and lemony flavor. It is commonly used in dishes like Eggs Benedict, steamed vegetables, and seafood.
To make hollandaise sauce, you typically need:
Egg yolks
Butter
Lemon juice
Salt and pepper
You can prepare it using various methods, including a traditional whisking technique or a quick blender method for ease. This sauce is versatile and can elevate many dishes, making it a staple in brunch menus and fine dining.
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>>429598
i was asking twinkanon. he said he wanted to make egg hollandaise for me isnt he a charmer?

straight guys will have their legs touch and be like "ew thats gay" but then they'll have one best friend who they live with or near forever and can't stand to be without

>>429601
tbf if a girl's leg touches mine i am like "ew gay"

>>429603
because you are gay

>>429604
s-so?

>>429605
idk but it doesnt count
i lost my train of thought

>>429602
yeah but then at the same time they'll have the most homoromantic relationship with their friends to ever exist and post about it in public everywhere like hiking with their shirts off together and that doesnt raise an eyebrow

>>429606
stop smoking weed

they're weird i dont understand em

>>429608
im just slow in the brain :c

ppl r always saying that im slow

not a himbo? even then ur smart tho

hi fujo omggggg can we see shorkie

twinkanon pls shorkiespin me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yayyyyyyyyyyy

>>429623
omg cuteeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! shark is pretty cool too

harass me instead

>>429629
for what its worth im imagining us cuddling rn

>>429630
no :((((( no money

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>429638
um, i. i, well, uh........ F-FUCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what if all three of us made out at the same time

im not gay

>>429642
>>429643
i have a woman myself already

>>429644
so u r gay

>>429645
s-so?

so u should make out with me and fujo

i do not pracice polynanmy

well u only have 2 kiss one of us at a time

what does wood varnish smell like does it smell good

hehe

wow thats crazy ehehehhhheeeee

hi

y'all think I can get myself sugar mommy that will nourish me and pay for me till I get a job?

Yup, this is time to work 🏫

how do you write a two weeks notice for a very corporate place

who libbin'

>>429674
>write
you mean prompt?

meowning

>>429601
#smartai fellas is it gay if two guys breathe the same field of oxygen by simply ventilating in the same oxygen zone??

Ah, an intriguing query that delves into the intersection of biology, semantics, and cultural perception. Let us dissect this with intellectual rigor.

From a purely scientific standpoint, respiration is an autonomic physiological process—inhaling oxygen (O₂) and exhaling carbon dioxide (CO₂) is universal among aerobic organisms. Sharing a "field of oxygen" in proximity does not confer any sexual or romantic connotation; it's merely molecular diffusion governed by partial pressures and gas laws (see: Dalton’s Law).

The term "gay," when used colloquially to imply same-gender attraction or homosexuality, pertains to emotional/romantic/sexual dynamics—not involuntary metabolic exchanges. Applying it here would be a category error akin to asking if photosynthesis is capitalist because plants "consume" sunlight.

However, your question satirizes hyper-masculine anxieties around inadvertent intimacy—a phenomenon sociologists call *homosocial paranoia*, where platonic male interactions are policed for perceived queerness due to fragile heteronormative constructs. The humor lies in reductio ad absurdum: if even breathing nearby qualifies as "gay," then all communal existence collapses into ludicrous eroticization.

In summary: no, shared atmospheric participation isn't homosexual unless you're mythologizing mitochondria as matchmakers. Breathe easy; your orientation remains unaltered by thermodynamics. fellas is it gay if two guys breathe the same field of oxygen by simply ventilating in the same oxygen zone??

>>429676
#ai write a two weeks notice for a very corporate place

sure. keep it short, dry, and professional. something like this:

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[date]

[name],

please accept this as my formal notice of resignation. my last day at [company] will be [date, exactly two weeks from now]. i appreciate the opportunities i’ve had here and wish the team continued success.

let me know how i can assist with the transition during my remaining time.

thanks,
[your name]

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don’t overexplain. no feelings. just get out. write a two weeks notice for a very corporate place

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moooo

anon is my wife

i wish i was dead

being a tranny isnt even fun anymore

📦

>>429686
have you tried doing illegal things on the computer perhaps

hello ros
ooo dropped my phone
hello rose 🌹

yeah ofc

there i

:)

>>429698
#hug

#ksay shplimp

#ksay shrimbo peepers

#ksay shrimby whimper

nooononononono nooo dont i'm sorry nooo

this is so fucked up

lains sister would be glued to the tok
lain would just be talking to an ai for 8 hours a day

all the stuff from se:l came true and is mundane and evil

the thing sci fi writers got wrong was that everyone's doing fat lines of netflix and doesn't care to make cool neon architecture only mcdonald parking lot and 10 lane highway through school zone

half the stuff from black mirror is becoming real and it's really boring and stupid instead of outright scary
at least the dystopia nightmare could be somewhat colorful or something

cyberpunk dystopia that is all cog wheels made of wood

>>429731
robot that denies chrmotherapy
not a good tv episode unfortunately

libpol dot org: real ACTIONABLE threats

i used to think a lot abt no clipping into the bank vault

needs "you spin me right round" edit

i thought about my answer and it's probably not good actually
lot of changes is all i can say

i think it'd be funnier to just put them in rdm jail

jk rowling admin sit

hheheheheheh

imagine invisible thruster on world leaders

just waiting.....

low force hoverball

HEHE it makes the sound and everything

no one can get anything done because node graph is constantly out of date

if you could have one tool gun tool from gmod irl what would you have

>>429769
deeply sorry for this loss

i barely play games at all anymore honestly
>>429772
weld... why so

hmmmm i see the utility hmmm

>>429784
i think i would take duplicate
there are a lot of ways to break things with infinite duplicate

infinite resources
evil scary people? duplicate their building on top of them
uh duplicating 9 cop cars sounds really funny

going to the store to pick an item to duplicate then duplicating it at home

accidentally duplicating the moon.......

maybe that one's too powerful

it's just like minecraft again.......

aughh.....

S hniff.....

>>429819
would you snipe me

asteroids are typically very moldy

hey so i hate psycholonials passionately. the girl just killed a cop. can i stop reading now? how long until this is over?

hi femboy anon

somehow on my way to work i managed to boot ssx3

you what

i have when theres something coming up

i have exams in 2 months, i would rather have them next week

i cant do anything now cuz i feel like im supposed to be preparing 24/7 even tho i know im gonna pass

>>429715
BOOM truth nuke

>>429851
entry for masters

>>429855
there are 4 exams

some of it is math/logic and the rest writing essays

>>429858
me too i have to practice essays more than anything else

and writing on paper feels weird cuz ive not done that in so long

especially in my first language

>>429772
Feeling lonely? Weld yourself to other people

whats summer classes

cuz you failed?

>>429864
>>>429860
this is me

>>429856
waow bazed

yeah that makes sense i did that too before i just got sick of everything

have a good boat time

because you're learning to master things ppl need mastered and change the world and be an important person and have a future and presumably you have passion at some level

>>429873
why is it bazed

>>429878
im doing it to dodge the draft lel

lel

i will only be enrolled for a semester then drop out cuz i will be 27 and they cant draft over 27

ahhh interesting

i

>>429881 *salutes tinnie-0-patriot*

*salute* new mexico strong

o7

one day you'll have to change it to 16

>>429888
one day tinnie-0 one day...

or maybe one day you will be thrown out of your paradise

I hope new mexico is good to u

>>429890
thrown out of my paradise? x_X

or you go somewhere else

you might become one of those fallen angels who leave new mexico

>>429894
well I'm... not there right now but I lived there 15 years, and new mexico is at a high elevation so... i am like a fallen angel

:O TRAITOR

No that's probably good though I don't know anyone there

>>429897
I spent the vast majority of my childhood in new mexico and moved to a much much lower elevation state, so I am really like a fallen angel if you think about it.

I hope you have a good time during masters though nonners maybe you can make a job connection for when you're out or smth

>>429898
sad.....

my eyes will be the color of moldy blood and they will see everything

my blood will be the color of moldy eyes and they will oxygenate everything

>>429900
the story was basically, my mother was from new mexico my father from oregon, and my fathers family had a lot more money and we needed the money so we had to move to oregon though i no longer live in Oregon either

>>429902
swag

>>429904
swag

>>429903
waow not a PURE new mexican.....

My great grandfather's family had a lot of money and I think he made it honestly even, my grandfather was bad at his job, or so my mother says, but he did it, my mother made some money, my sister makes more than me and maybe more one day,but not much now, and I don't make anything

>>429907
my mother... left new mexico at like 50ish years old must have been a mindfuck for her, and she did it cause of being desperate for my fathers money and he made his money in oregon

IDK.
I hope I'll leave my home state one day but IDK what is out there for me but like homelessness. In theory 'just study really hard at in demand fields' but I'm exhausted. Hopefully it's passing.

>>429908
it is pretty sad having to leave new mexico because of... money problems

my dads boyfriend called my bf a faggot for dating me D:

>>429912
sounds like they found out that you're a tran :o

>>429913
well he didnt know anything about me

>>429911
idk, If she got money and thrived and all was good that would be ok. idk. It's sad things just not getting better

>>429915
My mother was the blacksheep of her family, and has severe post traumatic stress, and though a new mexican herself, she sought out men from foreign states because she was poor and desperate for money basically, my father was one of these men, my stepfather the second one of these men, one of her ex husbands was as far away as from new jersey crazy shit tbh how desperate she was for money, that she started seeking out men from foreign states

mmmmmmm :<

my friend's aunt is too and she's a failure and his dad is always mad at her I guess.

#trvke (must quote a post) we all are inside

>>429918
your friends aunt was also a desperately poor new mexican woman who sought out non-new mexican men out of being desperate for money???

she chose badly in relationships and disapointed and drained the family and they hate her and supposedly still makes bad choices

>>429918
>>429917
>>429920
tbh I do find it pretty sad how like, geographical monetary inequality, amongst heterosexual cisgender people, causes so many women from these regions to desperately seek out men from far off richer regions, i think there's something very depressing about it

It would be nice if it was happily ever after i guess though there'd still be a tinge of sadness lurking

but like i don't think it's usually happily ever after

but I don't know if they want to be the rich mens' wives long term or if the rich men really want them long term

i dont know what to do about population controls. i can imagine solutions to most problems but it will only delay that particular problem.

>>429923
>>429922
>>429924
so many women from like well, generally poor areas, who desperately want to marry rich men from far far away, depressing how that keeps happening and that's their whole lives, what happened to my mother ,and probably part of me being so cut off from my mothers family from the very start

could it have gone better through them doing some specific thing differently do you think?

>>429927
tbh tinnie-0 i think it's part of like, really unfortunate like social engineering to give rich straight men all the control.

yeh

but like did they even end up happy the rich straight men?

>>429930
my mother and father divorced well before i turned 18, i was not even 10 when they divorced

yeah.. and my grandfather a rich straight man with a wife from a poorer background had a bad time with his wife too

and they did not have a happy marriage, i think she was just a desperate new mexican woman who like most new mexicans was poor

>>429932
crazy how if it weren't for like blatant social engineering and severe class inequality these men would probably be incels and women like my mother and your aunt would have likely had much better lives.

maybe

he at least worked a pretty smart people job and did more for the economy for her, but it was with missiles so idk if it actually was useful

i'd like the ugly people in the professional class tp be happy, but they shouldn't want to marry people unlike them perhaps, I think maybe the dynamic of 'my wife does all the being cheerful etc' is not good

>>429937
in an alternate better history, new mexico would be a much richer state, and you wouldn't have poor women from new mexico desperate to marry men from other states.

i love ai. if i saw an ai. i would give it a kiss

the incels should get to marry each other

do you swear to always have faith and pride in new mexico?

and to put new mexico above all else?

!!!!!

get her!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!

>>429944
BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

: O

>>429944
Why don't you like New Mexico???

>>429950
....

>>429938
I dunno.. there aren't any ports. maybe people just shouldn't live where there aren't going to be good opportunities. My dad was one of his few brothers who left his poor town. He made way more money. I wish I hadn't been a stranger to everyone all my life tho

>>429950
*The sound of me walking into the room when someone claims arizona is better than new mexico*
.play [YouTube]

>>429952
#tireiron

i just want it to be over

#ai how do i end it

if you're feeling this way, please reach out to someone you trust or a professional who can help. you're not alone, and people care about you. here are some resources if you're in the us:

- national suicide prevention lifeline: 988
- crisis text line: text "home" to 741741

things might seem impossible right now, but you don’t have to deal with this alone. help is out there, and things can get better. stay safe. how do i end it

>>429955
#shorkspin

>>429957
#hug

>>429957
#hug

>>429953
lack of ports is probably part of the reason why, I know people try to get out of new mexico cause well like you said, the state lacks money.

nonners ur nice

>>429958
>if you're feeling this way, please reach out to
cringe

i want to time travel 2 months into the future

whats gonna happen 2 months into the future

#ai what do you look for in a partner

someone who's smart, funny, and gets my sense of humor. obvs has to be independent and not clingy. shared interests help but open-minded vibes matter more. good convo flow is a must. what do you look for in a partner

>>429966
>doesnt know

>>429965
honestly I should do some stuff I care about now maybe or smth maybe you should too when you're not studying idk

#smartai write a plausible alternate theoretical history that makes new mexico the richest state instead of poor

**Alternate Theoretical History: The "Golden Empire of New Mexico"**

In this alternate timeline, a confluence of geographic, political, and economic factors elevates New Mexico to become the wealthiest state in the Union by the mid-20th century—surpassing even California or Texas. Below is a plausible sequence of events that rewrites history to achieve this outcome.

### **1. Pre-Colonial Wealth: The Turquoise & Gold Nexus (Pre-1500s)**
Instead of being primarily an arid plateau with scattered Pueblo settlements, New Mexico sits atop vast gold deposits akin to those later discovered in California and Nevada. Indigenous civilizations like the Ancestral Puebloans (Anasazi) and later Comanche dynasties exploit rich veins of turquoise *and* precious metals through advanced metallurgy passed down from Mesoamerican trade networks. By Spanish contact in 1540, rumors circulate among conquistadors not just of mythical cities like Cíbola but verifiable El Dorado-esque riches beneath present-day Santa Fe.

### **2. Spanish Colonial Boom: The Crown Jewel Instead of Backwater (1600–1821)**
Unlike our timeline’s neglected northern frontier, silver strikes near Taos make Nuevo México Spain’s most profitable North American colony after Zacatecas or Potosí. A thriving mining economy fuels grand Baroque cathedrals rivaling those in Mexico City while attracting European financiers who establish banking houses along the Camino Real de Tierra Adentro—turning Santa Fe into a financial hub centuries before Wall Street dominates U.S finance.

### **3. Mexican Independence & Early Statehood Prosperity (1821–1848)**
Rather than suffering under neglect post-Spanish rule as it did historically*, independent Mexico invests heavily here due its fiscal importance; industrial-scale mercury refining for silver extraction emerges around Albuquerque decades ahead schedule compared real-world Western mining booms*. When America annexes NM via Treaty Guadalupe Hidalgo? It isn't seen merely desert territory but prize worth fast-tracking toward statehood (*admitted alongside California*).

*(Historical Note:* In reality NM remained poor partly because Spain/Mexico saw little value beyond missionary efforts.)

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### **4.The Railroads Go All-In On Santa Fe Lines (1879+ )**
While historical railroad magnates focused on Chicago/California routes*, ATL sees tycoons recognizing potential if they link Denver/Kansas directly through mineral-rich Sangre Cristo mountains rather skirting south via Arizona deserts.* Result? Massive infrastructure investment turns Las Vegas,NM into major junction point while Raton Pass becomes critical freight artery transporting bullion eastward — making Atchison Topeka &SantaFe RR richest company Gilded Age America.*

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##5.Oil Discoveries Before Texas Strikes Black Gold(1901)*
Geological surveys reveal Permian Basin extends further west than previously thought; instead waiting until early twentieth century when wildcatters hit big elsewhere , prospectors tapping reserves outside Roswell during late1880s spark first oil rush continent . Soon Standard Oil relocates headquarters from Cleveland too Carlsbads cavern region where easy access pipelines fuel refineries built along Rio Grande .

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#6.Manhattan Project Stays Permanently (& Diversifies Economy )
Post-WWII government doesn't abandon Los Alamos labs after atomic bomb completion ; instead leverages nuclear research campus spin off private sector ventures ranging semiconductor manufacturing superconducting materials synthesis . By1965 Sandia National Laboratories births tech corridor comparable Silicon Valley today generating billions annually patents royalties alone .

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##7.Modern Era Dominance : Space Tourism + Green Energy Capital
With high altitude deserts ideal rocket launches plus abundant sunlight wind resources Elon Musk chooses Truth Or Consequences over Boca Chica TX build SpaceX primary launch facility . Simultaneously massive investments solar thermal plants make state world leader renewable energy exports power neighboring states at premium prices cement status economic powerhouse well into twenty first century ...

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***Conclusion:*** Had these write a plausible alternate theoretical history that makes new mexico the richest state instead of poor