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fujo
need som1 who's taller than me to like look up and stuffs >.
>>430793
fujo
it sucks when you have a thing for height differences but are tall urself >:
pandobra
im 5'4
derrick_phone
why tf do you keep saying is that it
pandobra
tiny
derrick_phone
i put the rest of my inches elsewhere
sadmoder
how talk is fujo
derrick_phone
i think they talk nervously
pandobra
everyone is shorter than me if i force them to their knees
>>430801>>430800
derrick_phone
>>430799
you couldnt force me, i think boymoders are feeblemindes
sæкі
got noms
derrick_phone
WOOOOO
derrick_phone
nom nom time
anon
Actually everyone here is short as fuck
>>430806
derrick_phone
i want uppies
sæкі
same
pandobra
including you
sæкі
:>
anon
>>430811
I'm going to princess carry you around everywhere
anon
Like just doing that
anon
we'll be going to like the coffeeshop or something
derrick_phone
omg blushing
anon
I am still going to be carrying you
anon
you'll have to drink your coffee while I carry you
derrick_phone
can i have hot chocolate instead
>>430821
sæкі
cute
anon
>>430819
okay, but you are going to have to reach into my back pocket and grab the card cause my hands are full
derrick_phone
FUCK
anon
don't grope my ass
anon
Actually do
anon
That was a lie
derrick_phone
oh cool
anon
you should grope my ass, for stability of course
derrick_phone
logistical purposes
derrick_phone
ill grab ur card tho
derrick_phone
and pay for the drinks
derrick_phone
can we go to the movies too
derrick_phone
i heard the accountant two is running
anon
sure, but we are going to have to stand in the back cause I am still gonna be carrying you
>>430835
sæкі
hehe
derrick_phone
so basically you dont want me in yohr lap? weirdo
anon
>>430835
Because then you'll be like grinding against my and stuff and that will make me horny
>>430841
sæкі
o\\\o
derrick_phone
i fw that movie so heavy
anon
>>430841
everyone knows accounting is the sexiest profession there is
derrick_phone
omg especially with HIM on screen omg
>>430851
derrick_phone
the things id let that man do to me
anon
Yeah, ikr JK Simmons is sexy as fuck
>>430847
derrick_phone
>>430846
JON BERNTHAL YOU FUCK
derrick_phone
i only get hard for jk simmons in whiplash and spiderman
derrick_phone
and invincible
anon
idk not super in the Jon Bernthal but mainly cause he looks like someone I know
sadmoder
well im the most heterosexual man alive
anon
I have never thought Ben Affleck was super attractive relatively speaking, just that he was *supposed* to be attractive
derrick_phone
this is why i love jon bernthal
derrick_phone
anon what r we gonna do after the movies
anon
I'm going to princess carry you back to my apartment
derrick_phone
hell yeah, can you make me some pasta or do i gotta make it and you hold me
>>430864
sæкі
ooo
sæкі
id make peeps dinner
derrick_phone
>>430864
you have permission to put me down to make me some food
>>430867
anon
>>430865
I am just going to set you on the counter so you can kick your feet while you watch me cook
>>430870
pandobra
>>430866
come over and bring your bed
derrick_phone
>>430867
youre so romantic....
sæкі
cute..
derrick_phone
mfw im gettinf rizzed in libpol chat
anon
ladies ladies please, do not be seduced
>>430877
pandobra
i told someone what bed should i buy and they told me to buy a dog bed
>>430880>>430879
sæкі
lol
sæкі
real
derrick_phone
>>430873
oh like u would do all of that to me and expect me to not get seduced? i mean we can do that i fw homie type shit
>>430887
pandobra
no not here
anon
That might be
anon
my internet died mid seduction, andrew tate would be disappointed in me
>>430886
anon
>>430877
Nah, I am going to seduce you. I want to get into your pants
anon
>>430886
Oh my god he released a vid where he said that he t
derrick_phone
WOAH
derrick_phone
omg....
derrick_phone
quivering in my cotton socks rn
>>430899
anon
he released a vid where he said it is straighter to fuck and attractive trans chick than an ugly cis chick
derrick_phone
thats true actually i remember that
sadmoder
u know that mf would be on his hands and knees begging to bottom
>>430895
anon
>>430894
I actually think that this might be partially true. The guy is way, way to into his alpha male persona to not secretly want to crumble and turn to putty in someone's hands.
derrick_phone
i bet andrew tate is horrible at sex
>>430903
pandobra
here in my cell in romania im known as the bottom g
sadmoder
lol
derrick_phone
here in my textbox in libpol they call me derrick_fan
anon
>>430896
Like most straight guys are.
i like sad things
can't believe I'm on track to pass all my classes
i like sad things
crazy with how dysfunctional i all
pandobra
good workkk
i like sad things
2 of the exams are gonna be super easy
anon
you deserve a reward
i like sad things
maybe I'll get a pizza
derrick_phone
yeah
i like sad things
>>430918
meant to say gay but gatt was funny too
i like sad things
>>430920
its not hard that user will sexually harass anyone at any time
>>430928
pandobra
to late you cant unseduce yourself
pandobra
too
i like sad things
why is the world filled with bad things that makes me sad
pandobra
sexual harassment anon
>>430946
sæкі
>100% rtx gpu all the time
derrick_phone
>>430924
padded cuffs, i gots autism and im bot about to have sensory hell up in this bitch
>>430933
anon
>>430932
They make fluffy cuffs if you want to test them out and see how they feel. I got a few for you to try, and we got all day.
>>430936
i like sad things
learning about girls in Nepal who use the police to enforce anti arranged marriage laws getting disowned by their families
sæкі
ou
derrick_phone
>>430933
yeah that sounds swag
derrick_phone
sick nasty if you would be so inclined
sæкі
im getting a collar soon again
derrick_phone
thats pawesome
sæкі
awroo
derrick_phone
i wore a choker today for a bit and its the most cringe thing ever i kept gagging everytime i looked in the mirror
>>430945
pandobra
awooo
sæкі
ouuu
i like sad things
1995 retro gaming lemmings, lemmings video game 1995,
derrick_phone
you should make ur display name shanon
anon
actually no, you have to come here and fix my internet
anon
So that it doesn't cut out
pandobra
im a pro internet fixer
>>430960
derrick_phone
shanon can i come over
0.0951% bloober!boymodewng
#derrick
>>430957
i like sad things
i say yippee a lot in real life but Im not a dog
>>430965
derrick_phone
>>430960
literally right here like wtf
pandobra
somewhat competent is the best i can do
anon
Don't worry, I have been told that I am a bimbo before by multiple coworkers, slightly competent will cut it
>>430973
0.0952% bloober!boymodewng
#glegle
pandobra
yo
derrick_phone
YIPPEEE CREATURE
sæкі
c:
i like sad things
\~ fraggle rock builders, fraggle rock show, builders building
sadmoder
assigned shanon by deerick_phone
derrick_phone
thats pawesome
i like sad things
tbh creature
sadmoder
i said pawsome to my middle age straight coworker and they looked so done with my shit
derrick_phone
>>430981
YAYYYYYYYY this makes me so happy yeah im game, you play payday 2
>>430985
pandobra
yo shanon
derrick_phone
shanon is awesome
shanon
>>430982
isn't it free now? I've never played but you could show me the ropes
>>430986
derrick_phone
yeah im goated at pd2
>>430990
sæкі
-u-
i like sad things
i think public transit is based
>>430993
sæкі
waiting for the new connor sheri shaw video
i like sad things
I'm public transit pilled
shanon
>>430989
I understand why certain people are scared of it. Nobody ever harasses me... tfw never sexually harassed on public transit
i like sad things
i got harassed as a boy moder but not a woman moder lol
i like sad things
maybe i looked more rapeable when i was clockier
>>430998
derrick_phone
>>430990
thatd be so sweet
derrick_phone
>>430996
what an odd thing to say
i like sad things
well i haven't been harrased since i started passing more
i like sad things
but i was harassed 3 times when i was boymoding
derrick_phone
i dont think i pass in public... but thats bc when i try to pass i get clocked by someone. ill never know if i actually pass
i like sad things
well manmoding but i look 10 years younger than i am
sæкі
nuh
i like sad things
i got the EXPANDED FACIAL PLANES thing and the heavy brow bone
i like sad things
>>431006
u look really cute how do u get clocked? it HAS to be voice
>>431015
sadmoder
that sweater is goated
>>431018
pandobra
u r both so pretty
i like sad things
i look manly af
sæкі
ur both pretty ree
pandobra
memore
sadmoder
FAKEMODER
derrick_phone
>>431007
i dont even know, people clock me by looks alone sometimes
>>431017
derrick_phone
its bc i have fucking gross armhair
i like sad things
>>431015
like they just hit u with the sir unprompted??
>>431020
derrick_phone
>>431008
midwest emo jumper goes insanely hard
i like sad things
i have some weird discoloration on my arms last 6 months I'm thinking of going to detmatologisf
i like sad things
20250513_175556.jpg
idk u can see i have a lot of red spots and the are like hard buy they aren't pimples or infuriating ingrowns or anything
sæкі
i mean that can happen after shaving but i cant see any
pandobra
i cant really tell but a dermatologist may be a good idea
sæкі
but idk
i like sad things
it looks like rash, it's not around hair follicles
i like sad things
it doesn't hurt it just looks red and ugly
pandobra
when i get mad i look like that
sæкі
pretty awa
sæкі
ill send some pics in a few, i might shower to show how long hair is nows
derrick_phone
ive started emofagmoding and gave myself a sideparting instead of a middle parting
>>431041
sæкі
hehe
rose
on my yearn moding rn
derrick_phone
ROSE ORLANDO
sadmoder
who up yearning it rn
rose
im so sad dawg
derrick_phone
yearning time
rose
everything is so hurt
rose
hurtmoding
sæкі
hai rose
rose
>>431043
just very uhm idk i miss some ppl i dont talk to anymore ahhh wellllll
sæкі
aw :c
same honestly
kate
.play sorting algorithms trap remix
rose
i got the brain disease where i make up scenarios where we're still friends and hang out and everythings fine and cool and then its not real so i get saddddd
sæкі
ive been wanting to add peeps here so i can talk to ppl again
pandobra
VV
sæкі
but im sry
rose
terrible...
sæкі
wish i looked that pretty thoughs
sæкі
lol
derrick_phone
>>431062
sh anon, coined by yours truly
anon
>>431062
only temporarily, as a social experiment. To get into someone's good graces so I can relentlessly flirt with them
rose
.play june henry anything cover
pandobra
me
sæкі
nhn
sæкі
mhm
rose
get me to the top of the charts
derrick_phone
FUCK YEAH
derrick_phone
honestly there should be a rose orlando derrick_fan collab
sæкі
i wanna do moosic stuff w peeps
sæкі
gosh
sæкі
i need to find the power brick for my sampler, i dont wanna waste 6 batteries
anon
none of this
anon
computer, remove
pandobra
sorry i cant
anon
computer, make sweet tender love to me
sæкі
.play marcioz how to fall in love with a machine bitbird
pandobra
what is that flag
pandobra
referree
anon
>>431067
I could, but there is so much fun in courting people tbh. Making them feel all nervous but appreciated. Is nice
sæкі
real, cutie
rose
15316.jpg
>>431003
it could always be worse!!
i got the expanded face plates and the big nose and the brow bone and also my shits all crooked!!
fucked up... it may be over for roser.............................................
>>431098
sæкі
trying to find pic of hair part for peeps
rose
...............................
>>431104
derrick_phone
sorry no i was getting dmed on libpol.org
>>431105
anon
sorry I was sexually harassing over DMs on libpol.org
derrick_phone
unrelated
sadmoder
ill be honest i was tabbed off
anon
>>431099
also Rose shut the FRIG up I have seen pics of you before, you are cute and sexy. You friggin ugh
>>431106
fujo
i just took a sip from an empty cup because i did not realize its empty
>>431127
sadmoder
15316.jpg
oh also rose i added the tag with the bri’ish spelling
::watercolour
>>431110
rose
gang is it possible for an ugly to make a hit song??
>>431119
derrick_phone
no its not, so you should have no problem :)
>>431115
sæкі
will send pic in a min trying to find an artist name
derrick_phone
>>431115
rose please read your message again. you said "is it possible for an ugly to make a hit song" i said "no its not" meaning that no it is not possible for an ugly to make a hit song. however in my follow up i stated that you should have no issue. the implication here being that you are not ugly so i have reason to belive that your music career will be prosperous
>>431124
pandobra
libpol.org has DMs?
sæкі
.play chediak with you
sæкі
.skip (video skipped)
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2
rose
>>431117
rose orlando will die with 22 monthly listeners on spotify...
sæкі
awww
anon
14649.png
We have just discovered a strange new subspecies of moders my anons
>>431128
sadmoder
they both mog me since im a
::true_moder
anon
Naps are good.
sæкі
bwaaa
ur all too sweet n cuter
derrick_phone
not true
sæкі
.play crumb locket
sæкі
ver true . .
rose
.play cum locket
rose
.play june henry anything cover
sæкі
lockoomet
sæкі
:3333
derrick_phone
OMG YAY ROSE ORLANDO POSTING
sæкі
""cuddle
anon
>>431143
Not if I put her in my conservatory (my apartment) where I will breed her for her survival and continuation (fuck her repeatedly)
>>431151
derrick_phone
rose orlando may i ask for you permission to clone you in bountiful quantities. im interested in starting a private militia
>>431156
rose
>>431154
we'd either fuck each other or like idk mass suicide
also why would u want me to fight in wars n shit?? that suck rlly bad for me i'd cry super hard
i think im gonna cry rn actually :(
derrick_phone
idk i feel like itd be cool. and also i fw u i would trust you with an unregistered firearm
>>431174
anon
extreme transphobes, rightoids who wanna ban all porn, totally unshaven john50s bugging trans lesbians on dating sites, and to top that all off, I also learned of vtubing communities who desperately want to digitally interact with natal women and only natal women (even tho there will never be any physical interaction obviously)... why... why is the world so fucking insane I wonder???
>>431164
anon
... random deep thoughts with your fellow anon here
anon
>>431160
have a gud tyme having gud choccy saeki
pandobra
what kind of choccy
sæкі
thanke
anon
>>431158
the world has gone crazy. We really were not designed with the ability to instantly communicate with anyone else in mind. People don't have those moments where they are truly just walking alone in the dark anymore
>>431178
sadmoder
even worse we can now see each others mistakes in communication in real time
sæкі
we can have our mistakes instantly recorded anywhere and blasted to millions
sæкі
ooo!
anon
anyway gtg real quick to help fam with something
>>431173
sæкі
nicu
sæкі
cya!
sæкі
gl
rose
i think if i had one id just start shooting random ppl for slight annoyances
pandobra
what are they gay
anon
>>431164
you see it too anon??? how nuts the world is??? i am glad i am not alone in seeing this craziness its hard to handle
rose
.skip (video skipped)
sæкі
>snuggle
sæкі
i wanna build an old parts kit sometime
anon
>>431173
i dont have my balls anymore they tried to turn me into a john50 so i killed my balls i had no choice
sadmoder
understandable
pandobra
can someone tell me what a john50 is
sæкі
>shrug
anon
>>431186
thank you for this highly educational post
pandobra
thats goign to be me one day
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