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faye
it hurts cuz electrolysis :(
straw bury
omg congrats
straw bury
.... can i still lick it
>>435638
straw bury
hi :>
anon
Unfortunately I am not that beefy but I can BULK FOR YOU
anon
Eat chicken and rice and bench
straw bury
waow all for me? >w<
anon
Yes, I will stop living off of avocadoes for u
straw bury
one time i saw someone eat an avocado and it had a spider in it
straw bury
spiders can see up to 1 lightyear away
straw bury
like with clarity i mean
anon
Everything is so stressful.
0.0959% bloober!boymodewng
>>435639
POGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOG
anon
wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy
>>435645
straw bury
i feel like whenever i urgently need to get out of bed i cant and whenever i havea bunch of time to sleep in im super restless
>>435647
anon
>>435645
I have been stripped of my ability to say that I will make you my woman, let it be known that I am still thinking it every time you post
faye
>>435644
picks u up and throws u out of bed
faye
ez pz
davesprite
chat my friend keeps calling my story IDF propaganda i am ded
>>435651
davesprite
>>435651
i am trying not to spoil it for him so i keep giving him cryptic weird tidbits that are funny and he implies it's all building to me dropping some kind of horrible zionist magnum opus lmao
>>435665
davesprite
.play rosebot get dumb
davesprite
been listening to rose orlando just unironically she's gud y'all, just an aside
straw bury
:D
straw bury
where? roseorlando.bandcamp.com perhaps?
>>435659
davesprite
the amount of free advertisement i give her people are gonna start thinking im a rose orlando alt lol
davesprite
14722.gif
hol up
::dave caramelldansen
anon
>>435653
what exactlt are these tidbits that leads to them thinking its idf propaganda
>>435667
straw bury
.play machine girl lifeforce
davesprite
>>435665
it's entirely non sequitur to the story bits lol, it's part of a running banter where we call each other feds and claim to be collecting blackmail on each other and such, this is the latest volley i just find it really funny
he's a silly guy
>>435675
straw bury
any hardcore gabber bass sluts in chat????
>>435672
davesprite
14845.gif
okay also
y'all
my dumb story
okay so i have made a lot of progress but this fucking structure
chapter 2, is broken into 5 sections, some of which are sort of... inter... intermi uh, action breaks
it's one of the short chapters too
i may as well just call them fucking ACTS
::homosuck
>>435674
straw bury
::listening intently to daves story
davesprite
>>435675
yes together israel man and diaspora boy team up to save the world from captain terrorism, but unfortunately captain terrorism draws his strength from the hearts of the palestinian people, so they all must be stopped
it's very heroic and tragic and noble
davesprite
i have a gift for subtlety
davesprite
>>435677
the spread of an ethnic group's population beyond their home region
so like, italian americans are italian diaspora population
the jewish diaspora is basically all jews until israel was founded, since rome they've had that kinda going on, but now israeli is sort of an ethnic group unto its own
i imagine there's sort of separate jewish diaspora and israeli diaspora populations at this point even
anon
>>435677
Jews outside of Israel, idk not jewish.
rose
its me rose orlando
straw bury
omg its rose orlando
faye
.play beautiful princess disorder
davesprite
omg rose orlando haii
.play rosebot gemini club
straw bury
rose can we kiss? like on the mouth
faye
i want to visit the UK so i can murder rose orlando
>>435691
davesprite
>>435685
you're gonna be like the tranny version of spider-punk when the UK falls to the fasc you're gonna be some kind of musical folk hero
and then you can retire to a country estate with six girlfriends or whatever
>>435696
rose
ahhh oki :3
pandobra
ive been to the UK before
rose
>>435690
i will overcome challenges for nice house with girlfriends
>>435702
rose
but they boyfriends gotta be out on estrogen
davesprite
>>435698
okay you get six in your harem
kinsey yourself what's the breakdown here lol
straw bury
>>435696
can i be one a the girlfriends :>
davesprite
>4 firefighters one dominant twink and 1 woman who can beat the shit out of me
if i was gonna marry 6 people like if i really had to
>>435709
rose
faye can you harass me? im not short tho
anon
>>435705
You deserve it for being short
straw bury
fuck off
rose
>>435704
id go like two cute twink boys one who's dommy and one who's subby but they both bully me sometimes tbh
then like 4 women, idk one of them would be subby and the rest would be more dommy
theyd all be switches tho, i gotta switch it up
>>435710
anon
>>435709
switchGODs stay winning rn I swear
davesprite
i don't think i'd even have sex with my 6 honestly i would just tease them into getting dominant make out a lot and then slap their butts and send them back to the harem quarters
rose
wow i made this
rose
id watch the two boys fuck each other and make out with them
>>435715
anon
I finally understand islam right now
davesprite
>>435713
this is some based degeneracy right here
this is some elite aristocrat level shit
rose
it was rlly adorable icl
rose
n then i got jollibee with one of them after
anon
do either of then eat ass
rose
uhm i dont remember n i keep forgetting to ask, i think so?
davesprite
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gotta go get ready for dr appt yall have fun talking about boys
::kissing
>>435726
rose
have fun at doctor
rose
i gotta go stir soup
rose
do u guys like this song?
rose
idk who made it btw
straw bury
groovy as all hell
nonners
why is Larry David's last name david
nonners
that a first name, dumbass
rose
on the shit that turned larry david
anon
Larry David isn't his actual name
>>435741
rose
>>435716
its fucked up cos like they didnt even do any bottom prep
or use lube
which is crazy cos the one topping is hung as fuck
somehow it was all clean n he went in rlly easy
rose
does that just happen if you get fucked by the same boy like repeatedly all the time???
>>435742
anon
>>435740
You can sort of get used to letting the muscles relax but like you should still use lube and do some prep
rose
it was hot tho
rose
like awww just going for it, so needyy
rose
n they were calling each other rlly cute stuff n ghghghhg
rose
wish i was a boy, this is so messed up
anon
very very nice... I am not allowed to hornypost tho sadly
>>435750
anon
but needless to say I'd do that to you
rose
i hope they both like me :((
anon
>>435750
I have been punished for my sins.
straw bury
by lain?
anon
nah, the moderators lol
straw bury
o
straw bury
lol
anon
I have a sneaking suspicion I'm not the only one sending people random anonymous horny DMs tho
anon
I had a dream I became a great tailor
>>435759
anon
I'm kinda tired of things IG and I wish I could do something valuable and independent
anon
>>435757
you should practice sewing then
anon
it's a nice skill to develop and can help you out
anon
awww that would be nice
anon
I have a whole pile of clothes to repair
anon
but it seems like nothing in front of me is worth doing
anon
it would be more efficient to study well and then pay a tailor
anon
You are doing it because your dreams told you too
anon
division of labor is an economic concept not a philosophy to live by
rose
sometimes i have dreams of kissing a boy
anon
Yeah it is more efficient to work then pay, but it is rewarding to do the work even if you aren't that good at it
>>435778
rose
i hope he likes me
anon
wow u should practice kissing haha
>>435772
rose
guys if u makeout with a boy a bunch when you hang out and also sleep naked with him and cuddle and stuff
does it means he likes u??
>>435776
rose
atleast like in a nice friends way??
rose
i worry sometimes im just being annoying or smth
anon
nah
anon
>>435768
I wish it was rewarding to study and learn and have a career one day
>>435790
straw bury
i have a lot of dreams about strangling people and cutting their throats and stuff
>>435781
anon
supposedly it gets better once you get good
straw bury
>>435781
idk what u look like :(
straw bury
for some reason i just imagine u looking exactly like johnny cage
anon
lmao
straw bury
and acting like him too
>>435796
rose
i imagine u looking like a twink
rose
hence the twink flag
anon
I was reading about tolstoy's last days
anon
>>435778
It is in its own way, but there's always a degree of forcing it that makes it hard
faye
>black dresses radio on spotify
>20% of the songs are Mindless Self Indulgence
faye
what the fuck
rose
hiiiii faye
anon
he ran away from luxury and died of disease after traveling on russian trains
anon
he should have just freed his serfs or something like that
anon
>>435785
I thought johnny cage was blond but apparently he has dark hair now
straw bury
wat colors ur hair twink anon :>
anon
i was thinking about what motivates people. maybe most moments are hard and people work out of love for big moments of happiness, and maybe on the net life is actually more painful than happy but we don't realize. but it can only get better for everyone from big efforts to change the world, but i can't really associate trying to fix things with happiness
anon
brunette, fairly dark but not full black
faye
my hair is brown everyone else in my family has black hair
faye
except my mom
anon
actually unironically Johnny Cage's color
>>435807
faye
and my sister.... huh maybe that was a dead giveaway from the get-go
SadChan🍉🍉
good morningg
anon
but I gotta get bulked up to look like cagr
straw bury
hai sadchan
SadChan🍉🍉
hi strawburry
anon
*cage
anon
how is NYC these days
anon
: )
rose
i made soup but my mums train got super delyed so now the soups been cooking for agesn guhhhhhh ;-; also im so hungry
anon
hmmm maybe you can turn the temperature down and just have a tiny snack so u can eat w her but not be a grumpy girl
rose
its as low as it can go
rose
but the thing is idk when shes gonna get back so its like if i have as anck or smth i worry shes gonna like show up as soon as
anon
have a tiny thing like a banan
straw bury
one time i ate soup and there was chicken in it and it was yummy
>>435820
anon
luv chicken soup
rose
making chicken soup
rose
also like i think all the potatots have kinda like idk dissolved into the soup now, its messed up
straw bury
one time i ate a bunch of ants and it was awful and i got in trouble
rose
theres still a few left but now the soups rlly thick
>>435827
rose
i used to pick up ants n eat them as a baby
straw bury
type shi
anon
worst case scenario you could just broth it up
rose
its probably gonna be okay but its gonna be sweet cos of the sugars in the potatos
anon
I forget that I have a much greater tolerance for sweetness
anon
I don't know if I've ever made an IRL friend. there was a guy in the waiting room today at the doctors' I wanted to practice talking to him so i made a sort of friendly noise and looked at him and he kinda looked at me but nothing came of it
>>435834>>435835
rose
i'll probs like it but idk about my mum
anon
>>435832
practice makes perfect anon.
anon
it does i suppose I need a better way to practice
anon
Uh do you live in a place that has big events like shows and festivals and like musi
anon
gosh the few times i've been at things like that i had some nice small talk but no real connection
anon
*music
anon
i think i do thought i'd need money
anon
ahh I see, you don't mind me asking, are you in college?
anon
which i could theoretically get
anon
yeh though my last day of classes was yesterday
anon
still need to do these final projects
anon
+ 1 exam on tuesday
SadChan🍉🍉
wdy think of this cool painting?
anon
>>435854
is he looking at those panties
anon
: ) ooh
anon
it's sad they're scared of it... it reminds me of a train, industry, nation

his eyes look like they're searching for food, ready to devour.
rose
sadchan did i show u my painting??
>>435855
anon
oooh the moon looks a little sad
SadChan🍉🍉
>>435857
i like the star
anon
or worried perhaps
SadChan🍉🍉
>>435857
i like how u convey motion and falling through the orange color moving to the right
anon
oh i didn't realize
anon
i just like how it has colors n all and expression and duch a whole scene
SadChan🍉🍉
>>435856
i believe the painter wanted to create scenes from a myths that dont exist, so the idea was to create a scene that felt like something out of an old legend , where the youths mistakenly ignore some superstitious rule
>>435865
anon
it does feel that way. realer than this world in a way
nonners
that is huge
straw bury
one time i had to take shelter frin a tornado but the teachers at the school didnt do the same stuff as us so we were just huddled up against the wall while the teachers stood there and laughed at us. i know for a fact that at least one of those teachers was a pedophile and another one knew about it. i hate tornados
>>435873>>435875
SadChan🍉🍉
>>435867
based i love noodle
straw bury
>>435873
i have known like 2 pedos
nonners
yea 2
nonners
thats like all the people in the world
SadChan🍉🍉
>>435871
the child makes some mistake he doesnt understand, his brothers reaction and the justice of the tornado are linked
straw bury
and idk i guess im just that pretty
SadChan🍉🍉
children dont understand the transgressions they make around unseen and uninternalized rules
>>435886
SadChan🍉🍉
i like the bright hyper real aesthetic too bceause thats kind of how my earliest childhood memories are
>>435884>>435888
straw bury
like being autistic sometimes people just get mad at me for no reason and everyone hates me all the time
>>435885
anon
>>435881
I'm both. I know I'm not doing the right things with my life but i also just don't care
anon
>>435882
I like the background work and the way the buildings look. They look like someone's idea of what a building is instead of well like what a building actually looks like.
>>435899
anon
all of linkdin seems to be shitposting
>>435897
anon
linkedin shitposting is fun
straw bury
one time i was with my brother who is mexican and has a kid and he asked me "eh lil bro, do you know wat eh-skibidi means? my son talks about it all da time..."
>>435900
anon
>>435888
I guess they seem to be more dense than they would be irl perhaps
>>435902
anon
>>435895
> "eh lil bro, do you know wat eh-skibidi means? my son talks about it all da time..."
anon
>>435899
not just that, they seem weirdly weathered, and the windows are just kind of small and at odd placements
>>435910
anon
>>435896
hahaha : ) I joked w my friend about that one
nonners
.play man cant believe 21 cars
anon
>>435904
literally nothing, it's just like 'oh hahaha you have to bbe on top of everything all the time'
anon
>>435904
it's funny because of how much inadvertent brainrot there is
straw bury
o ok
anon
does anyone want to varnish a boat
anon
>>435902
it reminds me of legend of zelda
anon
yes particlularly for pay
anon
uh... I can pay you with (redacted because no horny posts)
anon
heh
nonners
.play goop guy
anon
do you think you'll ever leave russia nonners?
anon
i thought that was where u were from
nonners
im from georgia not russia
>>435924
anon
oops
anon
>>435922
Sweet home deep south, nonners is a confederate
anon
peaches loving nonners
anon
they should merge the two georgias
>>435928
anon
that's right liberals, stalin was from georgia, your idol was a CONFEDERATE
anon
>>435926
dig a hole through the earth connecting them
anon
put a highway through agartha to link up
nonners
another grandma is complete opposite, hates stalin and ussr, often talks about nuking russia
>>435934
straw bury
one time i saw this little shed in the middle of a really wide open field full of like yellow tall grass and i had no ideaw what was in there and i still dont know i wish i got to go down there and check out what was inside of there
>>435935>>435949
straw bury
i actually got attacked by a snake one time nearby that field it was pretty scary
anon
I would suck the venom out
>>435941
straw bury
i was 7
anon
>>435939
I heard from someone that you guys have to drive a fuckload to get anywhere
>>435943
straw bury
>>435937
but if it happens again then u have my full permission
>>435942
anon
>>435941
I will... (redacted for hornypost)
nonners
>>435940
anywhere like where, i live in the capital, nearest store is like 3 minute walk, my commute to uni is about 30 mins... idk i dont go anywhere else
>>435944>>435966
nonners
>>435944
yes food is great, terrain is also nice, lots of hills and mountains everywhere, people are boring but i think thats just everywhere
>>435947
anon
>>435945
coolio. I have lived in exclusively flat places my entire life so mountains entertain me
>>435951
anon
>>435948
yes she's trying to write a biography on georgia's most important future figure
nonners
>>435947
i think i would be depressed (even more) if i live in a flat area, i see hills and stuff right after i step outside my house
>>435955
anon
but on stalin as a religion or smth like that
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
me and an argentinian tgirl i know wanna make a dumb music project since we now both have an audio interface and we might call it "hoodies in summer" cus it sounds silly
>>435956>>435957>>435996
anon
nadie :3
anon
>>435951
the highest elevation place in New Orleans is a manmade hill that is like a few meters tall
>>435972
anon
>>435953
you should do it. And sell merch
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
i hope it works out cus all i've been doing since yesterday is just trying to write funny/catchy guitar riffs and play counter strike
im kinda hungry
>>435961>>435967
anon
U need to visit georgia for good food
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
yea >>435961
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
14040.png
::boymoder glegle
anon
awww
anon
>>435943
hmmm do you think georgia will have a good future? do you think the next generation are good?
>>435968>>435975
anon
>>435966
#edit "georgia will have a good future" to "the south will rise again"
>>435970
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>435967
i sent a short sample to a friend and he said "sounds a little bit like post-punk"
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
idk i'm just trying to make catchy stuff i'm not sure what genre would these things belong to
anon
waow shiny :o
anon
I love that river state now
nonners
>>435966
um idk i dont think so, anything can happen but im not hopeful
nonners
i dont usually think about my country or what will happen im mostly thinking about getting hit by a high speed train
anon
should I be more hopeful about other countries? I probably should be
anon
pls don't get hit by a high speed train
anon
>>435972
multiple cool bridges, but they all smell like ass when you drive past them cause of the swamp
anon
have you ever been to other countries what are they like?
>>435988
straw bury
omg hi nadie
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
hi straw bury
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>435984
that pic makes the derrick at the bottom right corner of the screen look like he escaped and he's asking for help
nonners
maybe i should move to fucking, montenegro or something
nonners
i think its cheap
nonners
and looks really cool
nonners
#ai is montenegro a good place to live

montenegro can be a great place if you like slow-paced living, beautiful nature, and low costs. the adriatic coast is stunning, and cities like kotor and budva are lively in summer. infrastructure can be lacking outside tourist zones, and bureaucracy is slow, but it's safer than many places. if you're remote working or retiring, it's solid. wages are low for locals, though. depends what you're after.
is montenegro a good place to live
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ai is glegle evil

nah, glegle's just a little chaotic rogue energy, not evil. more like a mischievous but ultimately harmless lil creature. they just vibe.
is glegle evil
anon
mbe
nonners
switzerland is expensive af, why move there when theres montenegro
SadChan🍉🍉
nadieeeeeeeeeeeee
SadChan🍉🍉
#ksay nadie
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay sadchan
faye
#ksay NADIE OH MY GOD
SadChan🍉🍉
i was sad cause u left
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay faye
SadChan🍉🍉
it was like the wormiepocalypse
faye
HI
faye
we missed you
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
awwww
rose
its time to touch wieners
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
::glegle rose orlando
>>436012
rose
unrelated to what chats talking about
SadChan🍉🍉
nadie posting thats so cool 8)
faye
#ksay shrimp
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay shrimp
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
we need shrimp back
straw bury
kill kill
rose
#ksay rose orlando
0.0960% bloober!boymodewng
>>436019
you don't know this
straw bury
#ksay kill em all 2025 3000 dead cops
anon
and shrimp is going to shrimp college soonish i think!

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