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rose
i couldve done gangbusters in the 60s dude....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gangbanging with The BEatles
rose
couldve been jacking it with the beatles
>>436652
straw bury
i showed my mom a bunch of modern metal and she loved it lol
anon
>>436630
You are very... I am not allowed to hornypost :( But you are cute and anyone would be lucky to be your bf so they can (redacted for hornyposting) every day with you.
>>436647
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love Knack
sæкі
nicu
rose
metal :/
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Grindcore :D
straw bury
she liked the grindcore too but said it was too fast
sæкі
lel
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Omg no way
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My mom doesn't like music at all. My dad however, he's the most boomer rock fan you can imagine and he's not even 60
>>436655
rose
today my boy told me they really loved my music n also that they love me :3 big day
>>436653>>436656
sæкі
:3
sæкі
cuties
straw bury
>>436648
yessssss exactly the same except my dads like 70 something lol
rose
my dad likes my music, idk my mum just listens to bbc radio 2
>>436662
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me thinks we should watch The Eltinville Club again
straw bury
i showed my dad napalm death and he had to turn it off bcuz it was hurting his ear
anon
Ringo.jpg
Imagine you are circlejerking with the beatles, Paul and John start screaming at each other, you look over at Ringo and he's just like this. Absolutely horrible.
>>436664>>436667>>436668>>436671
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>436658
Br'ish detected
rose
i used to play my music with my dad while we drove around, it was nice
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>436661
Dream scenario
sæкі
wan listen n chill w peeps
sæкі
hehe'
sæкі
c:
straw bury
we luv u saeki
sæкі
x <3
anon
>>436671
He's just known as "the fourth one"
terry
luv u saeki <3
sæкі
o/~<3
anon
>>436670
You need to SLEEP BITCH (sorry for being rude) But you need to SLEEP NOW
sæкі
baibai
straw bury
one day i will give off the same vibes as this album cover
>>436688
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Anybody here ever tried uhhh crazy pills? I heard about them a lot
>>436696>>436695
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>436693
He's already a heir of the chrystemium throne
>>436702
anon
>>436692
idk someone once broke into my apartment while on bath salts tho
straw bury
isnt that just a lizard
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lizord
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play king gizzard and the lizard wizard
terry
>>436694
I Am An Average Schoolboy Who Somehow Became The Crown Prince of Japan
straw bury
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>436704
terry
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>436707
He's toll
terry
>>436709
he's just got insane genes
terry
look at his parents
terry
trump sr is like 6'2 i think
>>436716
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That's what having slav genes does to you
terry
probably got it from her
terry
>>436717
twink death is a scary thing...
anon
>>436722
Sex is NOT better than roblox this is a llie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nothing is better than chess
anon
I have played roblox and I have had sex, I can definitively say I would rather play minecraft obby over sex
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't need sex, playing Isaac already fucks me everyday
straw bury
randal ur so cool
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I lost 165 consecutive times once, I hate t. Lost so much it's unreal
>>436732
anon
>>436718
my favorite tall president was lbj because he rubbed his penis on random congressman and pissed on their legs
>>436736>>436741
rose
summer songs says oh i need you
oh i want to
straw bury
is someone pissing on her??????????
anon
>>436741
anytime someone would ask him why he was doing something, he'd say "because jumbo said so" and whip out his cock
>>436746
straw bury
wait no that was olive oil ok nvm
anon
Actually so fvcking based
anon
sexually harassing 60 year old white men for disagreeing with you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>436742
Based af
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wanna make a 65 year old man pregnant
straw bury
wanna make a 65 year old man feel invalidated and undervalued
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No I want to knock him up
terry
want a 65 year old man to make me pregnant
straw bury
i wish i could get pregnant
>>436758
anon
what about a man in his mid-20's
>>436755
straw bury
::guh
anon
>>436752
I am going to (redacted for hornyposting)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sedated and ready to fuck
>>436760
anon
>>436759
they shot me with horse tranquilizer
straw bury
man i wish someone would kiss me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wish Randal would kiss me
straw bury
:>
anon
I can do more than just kiss you, you know. We can (redacted for hornyposting)
straw bury
mg u (redacted for hornyposting) >///<
straw bury
i wish i could understand social cues better
>>436772
anon
>>436770
Social cues sometimes trip me up, but I'm pretty good with them. I am just chatty in general tho.
>>436775
straw bury
>>436772
will u pls walk around with me everywhere holding my hand and telling me about all of the social cues i miss as soon as they happen
>>436777>>436778
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
Also I used to be super into Jojo back 2020-22 and I was literally insane for these 2
straw bury
>>436775
and like describe what ppls facial expressions mean
anon
>>436775
Of course, I'll even let you practice reading facial expressions by looking into my eyes while we (redacted for hornyposting)
>>436780
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
[REDACTED FOR HORNYPOSTING]
anon
(redacted for hornyposting)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Horni
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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I think I have a bad taste in men and it's because of him
>>436788
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Randalfag's jojo arc was pure cringe, you just had to be there
>>436791
anon
>>436789
I still like Jojo but I am a bigger fan of part 2 than the rest
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>436790
I like your flag, it reminds me of those crepe cakes from a couple years ago
SadChan🍉🍉
Thanks, its called the "Pride Flag". I made it myself.
>>436795
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pretty sure you didn't but ok
SadChan🍉🍉
ive got so much pride i cant believe i have to explain how proud i am
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>436796
Buccellati is for mommy issues I don't have thise
>>436800
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
By proxy, abbacchio is for daddy issues
SadChan🍉🍉
>>436802
christcucks need not reply
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
:(
SadChan🍉🍉
xD
anon
The Assassination Squad is generally sexier than Bruno's gang
>>436808>>436809
straw bury
my dad hates religion bcuz a priest or something molested him once but he still made me get baptized lol
terry
>>436806
bruno's gang is mostly kids dawg...
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>436806
Cause it has no weird teens
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
You may not know this, but homosexuality was actually invented in 1995 by Hirohiko Araki to promote Vento Aureo
>>436811>>436814>>436872
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>436811
KURASHUUUUUUU
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Aerosmith has one (1) song
anon
>>436815
he went on to invent lesbianism a couple years later for part 6
>>436817
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>436816
Also true
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>436819
The don't? Clash is a feesh that kills people and Talking Head just makes people lie
>>436822
anon
what's good yall
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>436822
Oh yeah, true
anon
yea its the synergy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gaynergy
anon
clash would do nothing if it weren't for talking head and vice versa
anon
Clash would have no effect on me because I am built different
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Clash can only operate in bodies of water
anon
that video scared the shit out of me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Squalo and Tiziano are just so gay that they power each other up
straw bury
i like their name hehe
>>436832
straw bury
no i mean king gizard the lizard wizard
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>436832
They're not, Squalo means Shark in italian and Tiziano is a name of a painter
>>436835
straw bury
i like squalo and tiziano though hehe :>
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>436835
Araki duh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
Araki does a little trolling
anon
part 5 is by far the most violent part but everybody has silly names like spaghetti linguine mozzarella
>>436841>>436843
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pizza mozarella
terry
>>436839
pizza mozzarella???? bro that's part 7
anon
rella rella rell
anon
>>436839
idk I feel like there are a few really fucked panels in part 5, but Jojo has been pretty consistently gory since part 5
>>436847
straw bury
the only manga i ever read was berserk and it made me realise im trans im scared of what will happen if i read another 1
>>436846>>436845
terry
>>436844
read jojo and you'll eithr become nonbinary or a meth addict or both
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>436844
Read Tetsuwam Atom
anon
>>436843
ok well I've only read up to part 6 and a little bit of part 7
anon
Reading Jojo made me horny and pansexual
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I was gay before I was into Jojo, it just helped me realise it
straw bury
i dont wanna be nonbinary ;w;
anon
chocolate :3
straw bury
oh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's a day that is green
anon
>>436853
Yeah, all of the stands are named after bands after part 3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Don;t lsiten to him
anon
that or songs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He's trying to psyop yo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Exactly
straw bury
twinkanon is always bullying me so i dont believe him
>>436867
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>436863
Secco best dog
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
And Araki loves to kill dogs
anon
I love cioccolata or however the fuck you spell it and secco I want to gouge their eyes out and beat them to death <3
anon
>>436862
You like to be bullied, I know it. I know you like it when (redacted for hornyposting)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
Violent anal sex
anon
>>436870
In a perfect world yes, but instead it is just very horny
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>436870
Yeah it;s gay
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Jojo is for bisexuals, because it has women too
anon
>>436870
Ooooh can you pick me up, put me against the wall, and (redacted for hornyposting)
straw bury
of course i can bcuz i am NOT SHORT
>>436881
anon
secco ass
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>436884
Violent UNDERGROUND anal sex
anon
Oh god I was about to say something really horny
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
He just like The Jonkler
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play jonkler
anon
.play jonkler
anon
.play I'm the jokah baby full video
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love Jonkler
straw bury
jorkler......
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
I miss this game
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The artstyle is cute
straw bury
.play worshipper of sores (bonus track)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
VA is just Sopranos but for people who are allergic to Joe Pesci
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Mmm yes ASMR
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
straw bury
wont get in the way of jojo shitposting
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Good
SadChan🍉🍉
IGGGGGGGY
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
IGGGAAAAAYYYY
SadChan🍉🍉
i was tabbed out but I heard iggy die
SadChan🍉🍉
it was sad
SadChan🍉🍉
I didnt watch the dub though
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love SDC OVA
SadChan🍉🍉
that dub sucks ass
SadChan🍉🍉
the stardust adventures anime did that fight really well imo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Remind me again, why is JotaKak so popular? It's literally a nothingburger of a ship
>>436914>>436925
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
.play IGGGGYYYYYY
SadChan🍉🍉
>>436911
1. all shipping is nothingburger, ive had like 8 people tell me that jayce and viktor from arcane have a gay subplot when there is literally nothing there and both the characters literally have OTHER romantic subplots

2. they are the same age and bros and both gay coded that is enough
>>436916
anon
.skip (video skipped)
SadChan🍉🍉
is this arc V?
SadChan🍉🍉
ive read or watched 1, 2, 3, 4, half of 5 but i dont like it and 6
straw bury
i wish a cute girl would hug me and kiss me and stiff i really hate hexagons
>>436928>>436927
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's the best arc
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>436925
Clamp are so funny
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>436927
You are a quasi-girl
anon
I'm all man baby
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Girlboy
straw bury
twink anon am i cute
>>436934
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
OVA Dio is so swole
straw bury
:#
anon
And also short
anon
shortstack
straw bury
fucker
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bobas
straw bury
randal ur cute
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Twinkon x Straw Bury milk is my otp
straw bury
whats an otp
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Means I ship the most
anon
The context clue is that randalfag wants us TO (redacted for hornyposting)
SadChan🍉🍉
NA .... NANDA????
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Anyway you shoud kiss
straw bury
we rlly should but we live on oppiosite sides of the country
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Kiss telephatically
straw bury
yeah i do that sometimes we also slam puss through the psychic ether sometimes
anon
We are doing alot more than kissing telepathically, we are also (redacted for hornyposting)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Stop being horny, there's better instruments than that
straw bury
one time i saw a bunch of vultures eating a dead dog and when i got close they all flew away
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Dumbass, you interrupted their bussiness lucnh
straw bury
well excuse me i was hungry
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
And you stole their food, ridiculous
straw bury
FUCK
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shame, bury, shame
anon
okay but why was Dio's freeze time ability such a massive secret that like everyone was so scared to even imply what he could do
>>436962
anon
cause if you don't know what he's doing that's really hard to steategize against
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>436960
Cause Dio
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That's why Diavolo is a much better villian, he just wants to be a hikkikomori in peace
kate
Especially if it turned out to actually be teleportation or something
>>436966
SadChan🍉🍉
derpoy hoofe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Killing people with a rock
anon
Especially because it's not obvious that's something a stand can even DO. Like earlier kakyoin was like "Oh Polnareff you're so stupid there's no mirror dimension stand you dumb bitch that's impossible"
>>436970
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play save derpu
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>436968
Kakyoin is just autistic
anon
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
anon
And I think being able to control thw entire timestream is a crazier ability to have than pocket dimenaions in mirrors so yeah it's like "WTF his abilitybis stopping time??? Holy shit oh fuck what now
kate
.play kazoo arms of the angel
SadChan🍉🍉
based
kate
>when you accidently lock in an answer honestly on the capcha about which tiles are street lights
anon
>>436986
Damn pink haired chicks got the biggest cocks fr
SadChan🍉🍉
>>436986
i wish i could full dive out of reality
straw bury
bwaughhhh
straw bury
one time i saw a rlly big slug. slugs can walk on stairs really good but only if the stairs are not visible to any humans
anon
meow meow
SadChan🍉🍉
i cast chimney ass
straw bury
nyaaaaa :3 mrowww *nuzzles uuuuuu nuzzles ur face and purrs cuz im a happy kittyy :3333* nyaaa purr mrow mrow nyaaa *licks ur face* X3
SadChan🍉🍉
i want a frogs eye view
straw bury
me when that faggot twink tells me im short >:(
kate
aw I was hoping they did something funny with the url but it just redirects
honoshole.com
Spiders
greatings my dear faggots!
Spiders
:3
straw bury
omg spiders hiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!
SadChan🍉🍉
hii
Spiders
greetings*
Spiders
wtf am i retarded
Spiders
hiiii omg
Spiders
stawberries
straw bury
>w<
Spiders
the pretty construction girl..
Spiders
hi sadchan :3
SadChan🍉🍉
hiii
SadChan🍉🍉
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
straw bury
i like it when u call me pretty :>
Spiders
it's true!
Spiders
:>>
straw bury
>>437029
they are shaved in this pic lol

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