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Spiders
ah looks it's the lesbian. hirohito
>>437597
derrick_phone
>>437592
derrick is ok, i checked on him and hes alright
fujo
mrrp
lain from cereal
>>437600
iamgine i am scratchign this post like vinyl record
>>437603
Spiders
>>437602
INACCURATE. barney should be at the top of the list and begging for cock too
derrick_phone
>>437602
this is so real and accurate
lain from cereal
>>437602
im thinking this is real and accurate
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>437602
Reply to my dm please very important
anon
I have like 20 DMs pleaze I am trying my BEST
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Mine is more inportant
derrick_phone
not our fault that ur hot
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Коооольщик, наколи мне купала
Spiders
::babilsmonk
Spiders
fuuuuck
Spiders
::basilsmonk
Spiders
wtf
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Slovenian
derrick_phone
its shocking the amount of people who think im called derrick
Spiders
the amount of people who think i'm called spiders is simply astonishing
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm nor even Randal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
MY NAME IS EDWIN
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play jackie's box
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
PEAK
derrick_phone
also despite being a woman, i love being called sir bc it reminds me of oliviae armstrong from fma and i am in love with her
>>437647
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Jorking
Spiders
>>437644
ok i'm glad you don't mind. "ma'am yes ma'am" sounds awkward
>>437649
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*hypnotises you with my cock*
Spiders
huh
straw bury
i need someone to kiss me so bad its not even funny
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>437650
One must imagine Twinknon happy
Spiders
i'd rather my eyes be closed. thank you.
lain from cereal
>>437653
i thought it was a funny prompt
unforunately it did not make anything funny
>>437658
Spiders
clearly.
derrick_phone
>>437650
i have refrained from sending more...ive obly sent two but i pray you respond
straw bury
if a cute girl does not materialize next to me and kiss me right now i will lose my fucking marbles
>>437665
lain from cereal
>>437658
man will overthrow man by hooking ai up to infrastructure and it will be really stupid and mundane adn we're all going to die
>>437664
lain from cereal
>>437664
has anyone been trying to sell you a sawn off shotgun lately
>>437669
derrick_phone
hehehe
Spiders
*circumcised
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Average slovenian grammar abilities
Spiders
baby learning to spell
derrick_phone
slovenian people be like "man i suck at tf2"
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>437674
It's femboy country
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Slovenians be like
straw bury
where do slovenians come from anyway? do they have like a reproductive cycle?
>>437683>>437681
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
From SLovenia the femboy country
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ever read a Stanislav Lem novel?
lain from cereal
>>437679
#dumbreply

oh man slovenians is like from slovenia i think? or maybe slovakia idk they all sound same. they dont got no cycle like bugs or nothin, they just born from mommys and daddys like normal peeps. but i heard once they come from caves in the mountains and eat only cheese?? probly not true tho lol. also their flag got stars n stuff looks cool.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fed ass response
>>437686
derrick_phone
#smartai why are slovenians worse on average at team fortress 2

Ah, an intriguing question that delves into both gaming culture and regional dynamics. While it would be reductive to assert that Slovenians are universally "worse" at *Team Fortress 2* (TF2), there may be observable trends influenced by several socio-cultural and infrastructural factors:

1. **Player Base Size & Competitive Scene**:
Slovenia has a relatively small population (~2 million), which inherently limits the number of dedicated TF2 players compared to larger countries with more entrenched esports cultures (e.g., the U.S., Germany, or South Korea). A smaller player pool means fewer high-skill outliers and less robust competitive infrastructure (leagues, scrims, mentors).

2. **Cultural Priorities in Gaming**:
Historically, Central/Eastern European gamers have gravitated toward titles like *Counter-Strike*, *Dota 2*, or *League of Legends*. TF2’s niche status in Slovenia might mean fewer resources (guides, local servers) and less peer-driven skill development.

3. **Latency & Server Access**:
Optimal TF2 gameplay relies on low-latency connections to major server hubs (e.g., Western Europe). Slovenian players may face marginally higher ping compared to those in Germany or France—enough to impact twitch-reliant classes like Scout or Sniper.

4. **Language Barriers & Community Integration**:
While many Slovenians speak English well, communication nuances matter in team-based games. Non-native speakers might hesitate to lead calls or coordinate strategies fluidly—a subtle but critical disadvantage versus anglophone teams.

5. **Meta Familiarity & Updates**:
TF2’s meta evolves through community discourse on platforms like Reddit/YouTube/Steam forums. If Slovenian players engage less with these predominantly English-language spaces, they might lag in adopting advanced tactics (rollouts, weapon synergies).

6. **Statistical Noise vs Reality**:
Without comprehensive data from Valve or third-party trackers (like RGL logs), anecdotal claims about national performance remain speculative—confirmation bias could inflate perceptions based on isolated matches.

### Counterpoints:
- Individual Slovenian players can still excel; generalizations ignore outliers.
- Some Eastern European nations (*cough* Estonia) punch above their weight in esports due to strong digital infrastructures/gaming traditions—size isn't destiny.

In summary: structural disadvantages likely suppress average performance rather than any innate deficit in skill potential among Slovene gamers themselves! 🎩🔧
why are slovenians worse on average at team fortress 2
lain from cereal
>>437684
you will like the large language model
fujo
i will large the like language model
>>437689
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#smartai slovenian femboys

Slovenian femboys, like their counterparts in other cultures, represent a subversion of traditional gender norms through the blending of feminine aesthetics with masculine identity. Slovenia, as a Central European nation with progressive social attitudes and strong LGBTQ+ rights (relative to its Balkan neighbors), provides an interesting sociocultural context for such expressions.

Key aspects worth analyzing:

1. **Sociopolitical Context**: Slovenia legalized same-sex partnerships in 2006 and became the first post-communist country to recognize gay marriage in 2015 (later overturned by referendum). This relatively tolerant atmosphere allows for more visible gender-nonconforming expression compared to more conservative neighboring states.

2. **Aesthetic Influences**: Slovenian femboy style likely draws from:
- Central European fashion sensibilities
- Italian/German youth subcultures (given geographic proximity)
- Global internet aesthetics (anime/kawaii influences common in online femboy communities)

3. **Demographics**: Most prominent among urban youth in Ljubljana, Maribor and coastal towns where alternative scenes flourish near universities and art academies.

4. **Community Spaces**: While no specifically "femboy" venues exist, inclusive spaces like:
- Klub K4/Metelkova arts district
- Ljubljana Pride events
provide acceptance for gender non-conformity

5. **Online Presence**: Like elsewhere, Slovenian femboys are most active on international platforms (Reddit's r/femboy , Discord servers) rather than local forums due to small population size (~2M).

Notable differences from Western European/North American contexts include less political polarization around the phenomenon and greater influence from both Slavic and Mediterranean cultural elements in styling choices.

Would you like deeper analysis on any particular dimension? I can expand on historical precedents of male femininity in Slovene folk traditions or contemporary legal frameworks affecting self-expression if desired.
slovenian femboys
derrick_phone
#smartai write JD Vance smut with the pope

I'm sorry, but I can't comply with this request. I aim to keep interactions respectful and appropriate. If you have any other questions or need information on a different topic, feel free to ask!
write JD Vance smut with the pope
lain from cereal
how did they change it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#smartai no country for old men but make it slowburn yaoi

Ah, *No Country for Old Men* reimagined as a slow-burn yaoi—now there’s an intriguing fusion of existential neo-western grit and simmering homoerotic tension. Let us dissect this concept with the precision it deserves.

### **Thematic Underpinnings**
Cormac McCarthy’s original novel (and the Coen brothers' adaptation) thrives on fatalism, moral ambiguity, and the inevitability of violence—qualities that could translate exquisitely into a psychological yaoi narrative. The cat-and-mouse chase between Anton Chigurh (the ruthless hitman embodying amorality) and Llewelyn Moss (the stubborn everyman ensnared by greed) already crackles with unspoken intensity; reframing their dynamic as repressed longing draped in bloodstained leather jackets would only heighten the tragedy.

### **Character Dynamics: A Slow-Burn Reinterpretation**
1. **Anton Chigurh / The Enigmatic Sadist With a Code**
- His chilling detachment takes on new dimensions when viewed through a queer lens: is his coin-flip philosophy merely nihilism, or does it mask deeper emotional paralysis? Every near-fatal encounter with Moss becomes charged with suppressed desire—violence sublimated into something far more intimate.
- Imagine him pressing close post-gunfight, gloved fingers lingering on Moss’s throat not to strangle but… hesitate.

2. **Llewelyn Moss / The Stubborn Cowboy Who Doesn’t Realize He Wants More**
- Classic reluctant protagonist energy; he thinks he's running from death incarnate when really he's drawn to its icy allure like a moth to flame (or perhaps more aptly, like Shane to Riki in *Viewfinder*). Each narrow escape leaves him breathless for reasons beyond survival instinct alone.

3. **Sheriff Ed Tom Bell / The Melancholic Witness**
- Our aging lawman serves as Greek chorus here—observing these two men circling each other with weary resignation because *he understands*. Maybe too well? There are implications about his own past that go unsaid but linger beneath those stoic monologues...

4.**Carla Jean / Tragic Foil OR Unexpected Catalyst?**
Does she become collateral damage in their twisted courtship via bullet wounds & betrayal... Or does she survive long enough recognize what simmers between them before meeting her fate?

#### Key Scenes Retooled For Maximum UST:
- That iconic motel standoff where they shoot at each other through doors now has palpable erotic frustration woven into muzzle flashes.
- When Chigurh tends Moss’ injuries after one particularly brutal skirmish… hands too careful for someone who deals exclusively in death.
- Late-night desert campfires where neither sleeps because staring across flames feels safer than admitting why they can't walk away.

##### Narrative Structure Considerations:
Pacing should mirror classic slowburn tropes:
▪︎ Minimal dialogue heavy laden subtext ("You don't have to do this." "Yes I do.")
▪︎ Long stretches without physical contact until FINALLY—
▪︎ Climactic confrontation ending ambiguously (*did they kiss or kill each other?? Both??*)

###### Title Suggestions:
• *No Kisses For Bad Men*
• *(You Can’t) Take It With You When Go*
Or keep it simple yet evocative :
***Coin Toss Hearts***

Would read/watch immediately if executed properly — preferably retaining Roger Deakins' cinematography so every sunbaked Texas landscape looks like an oil painting yearning silently alongside its protagonists..
no country for old men but make it slowburn yaoi
lain from cereal
>>437689
#tireiron
too busy thinking about half life
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No Kisses For Bed Men sounds like a porn parody
straw bury
one time my dad walked in on me playing half life and he yelled at me
>>437701
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>437695
As all slovenians do
anon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
anon
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
straw bury
>>437701
i dont care about him enough to go to jail over him, he cant even remember anything from before yesterday at this point lel
Spiders
based
anon
I have escaped the DMs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
All slovenians have daddy issues
Spiders
>>437707
damn. and do you care for him or not? because i'm not sure now
>>437713
straw bury
>>437707
the age where he could start developing dementia i mean
straw bury
>>437710
i support him as much as i can and in the future i will support him financially if hes still alive but i just dont care about him that much
Spiders
i understand
Spiders
grr why are my fingers sticky and gross
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Covered in fellow slovenian cum
anon
My hair is all mussed up and sticky now
anon
i used to go to apple bees with my rich step relatives lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I thought Cracker Barrel is the definitive white establishment?
>>437721>>437722
anon
>>437720
hard to beat cracker barrrl lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
And also Cheesecake Factory
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>437723
From slovenian bussy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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>the strongers country in the world
derrick_phone
>>437726
you seem like youd be good to have in.a bount rotation
>>437743
anon
>>437728
I know, but I like the idea of banning myself. More representative of my mindset
>>437732
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>437730
Cereals
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It took me 9 yereals to collect the cereals
lain from cereal
>>437735
cmon just give it a lil try
anon
>>437738
any safe foods I should work with then
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>437739
Your fuckass country stole my country's flag have you got no shame
derrick_phone
>>437741pasra and cheese
>>437753
Spiders
>>437740
whatever you feel like making :3 the fact that it's a meal made by you is what matters
>>437747
derrick_phone
flirting is awesome
anon
>>437745
Steak au poivre with a side of fondant potatoes and some asparagus for greens
>>437748
Spiders
>>437747
wowies... how cultured... i have no clue what those words mean but steak sounds delicious :3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Meat and mashers? That's slav cuisine
Spiders
i don't get to eat steak often. or ever
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Everyday I wake up and have to choose who am I more proud to be today, russian or irish
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Having foreign ancestry is hord
anon
>>437744
You like pasta and cheese then, are you good with an alfredo?
anon
That's easy to whip up
derrick_phone
ummm hopefully
Spiders
hey twinkanon... are you unironically good at cooking?
>>437759
derrick_phone
id bet yeah
derrick_phone
also i am upset twinkanon is catching more than shanon bc highkey its such a goated joke
anon
>>437756
I am pretty good, my family is big into cooking and I used to work at a pretty nice restaurant as a cook. But I am not some like well-trained elite chef. I like to make good shit though, Steak au Poivre is easy
>>437760
Spiders
>>437759
that's extremely impressive still! especially so considering the environment you find yourself in at this very moment
Spiders
best i can really do without looking anything up is scrambled eggs hehe ;3
derrick_phone
i make a really mean bolognaise
>>437769
Spiders
the...
Spiders
noodles with cheese one?
derrick_phone
what
derrick_phone
soaghetti
Spiders
who the fuck posted that
>>437772
Spiders
i'm still traumatized
derrick_phone
spaghetti bolognaise
derrick_phone
>>437767
that was my dinner, you were the one that asked to see it
Spiders
and i regret it deeply.
Spiders
don't send that ever again please.
derrick_phone
why, i literally told you that is what i was eating. thats why you wanted to look
Spiders
good for you.
anon
Also I am really in the mood to cook for someone because all I am eating right now is an avocado and I need an excuse to make a huge mess of the kitchen for somebody cute
>>437780
Spiders
>>437778
hehe. you can cook for the silly people on the internet whose names you don't even know! :3
>>437782
Spiders
i would not know! never used 4chan
Spiders
yikes. it's 3am
Spiders
i'm not even all that tired for some reason
Spiders
or maybe i just got used to it right now
Spiders
sorry for criticizing your meal so much derrick. it's just the fact that when you said it was bolognese i was actual. what the fuck. what do you mean by that.
>>437790
derrick_phone
derrick doesnt post his food
derrick_phone
>>437788
i never said it was bolognaise
Spiders
YOU DID?
Spiders
i'm not scrolling up
Spiders
sorry
Spiders
what do you MEAAAN you don't post your food
Spiders
what did he mean by this
anon
3
SadChan🍉🍉
im backk
SadChan🍉🍉
i got a taco
Spiders
oh.
Spiders
it's because i said (BOLOGNESE) and only after that was your reply. sorry. i got confused
derrick_phone
and i didnt reply to that and i also said plain
Spiders
i'm sorry
derrick_phone
spiders might not be able to interpret text very well and that ok
Spiders
i'm such a worthless faggot
>>437813
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#derrick
Spiders
don't waste anymore of your time on me. i don't deserve it
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#glegle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#buryshoe
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglay
straw bury
im gonna go make dinner cya
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglay
fujo
#ksay gleeh glooh
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glay glay!
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay derrick
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>437824
awesome sauce
Spiders
:333
lain from cereal
>>437822
#edit open this posters eyes
Spiders
of course. they're wide open now.
Spiders
ominous.
Spiders
nadie the badie
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
snailed it!
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
why does that appear when u type ::nadie tho
Spiders
DIDN'T YOU TAG IT? LMAO
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
no i didn't lol
Spiders
i remember you tagged this one!
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>437839
no i tagged this and the other one with the kitty
Spiders
it was my pic :3
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>437843
i did NOT tag that
derrick_phone
nadie is awesome
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
no u
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
14077.png
::my_son_that_i_hate
anon
They flooded that tag lmao
lain from cereal
i hate that little fucker
>>437854
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>437852
me too
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>437853
die
lain from cereal
hi nadie
lain from cereal
wb
Spiders
this is my pic too!
lain from cereal
lets all glungle fungle
>>437861
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>437858
this is literally me btw derrick_phone has seen me
>>437864
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>437864
it's true
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>437863
me dancing with my brainworms
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
605.jpg
::glegle
anon
1
anon
something something
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>437872
boymoder glegle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>437876
i kinda do i've also have had awful bangs
>>437879
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
i do now, kinda
Spiders
>>437877
hehe. my bangs were pretty bad just after i got the cut, but quickly they became very hot as i got accustomed to them :3
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
we all been there...
anon
>>437876
used to have hair like that tbh
Spiders
her bangs are "awful" in a very what's the word... attractive... way...
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
14073.png
::glegle boymoder
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
why do they call it virgin when you virg in the sex virg out hot scrunk gunk eat the sex
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
14163.jpg
::nadie kitty
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
me when shopping
Spiders
i wish to roll the skeleton gif.
Spiders
honestly quite incredible
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
it actually is
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>437897
it's true
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
what gun
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
a knife?
anon
An 1895 Mauser that was sold to your government
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
ohhh
anon
I am getting the bayonet to match
derrick_phone
i love making bitches blusb
>>437911
derrick_phone
shits awesome as hell
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
how did the gig go derrickphone
Spiders
me.jpg
who up. grilling they chees
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
i ate grilled cheese sandwich today kinda
derrick_phone
>>437911
still crazy that i made you blush, hottest bitch on the website icl
derrick_phone
makes my nieche micro celebrity brain go haywire
>>437918
anon
Lain, the new line character doesn't work in DMs
>>437917
lain from cereal
>>437916
i sent shift+ret not newline character
anon
>>437915
I'd love to see what else I can do to make your brain go haywire
>>437921
Spiders
FREAKY
Spiders
AS HELL
lain from cereal
>>437918
#edit open this user's eyes
lain from cereal
hm...................
anon
KINKY AS HELL LAIN WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME SAY THAT
>>437925
lain from cereal
>>437924
>kinky
it sounds like you're really hurting someone in a not nice way..............
>>437926
lain from cereal
>>437926
#edit tuck this poster in to bed instead
anon
LAIN you are INSANE for that DM.
anon
Absolutely INSANE
lain from cereal
what
anon
That is a truly deranged TAKE
lain from cereal
twink anon what are you talking about
anon
You know what you did lain ;)
lain from cereal
all i said was fallout 2 had a better story than fnv
>>437936
derrick_phone
lain would you cuddle me?
anon
You said 3 in the DM
anon
Also Fallout 2's story isn't good either
lain from cereal
im doing the gaslight bit but dont tell twinkanon
>>437941>>437942
anon
BUT that is more controversial
lain from cereal
>>437942
if i met you in person id fall back on my personal defense training and exit the scenario before it escalates to force
>>437945
Spiders
i'd cuddle you derrick :3
>>437947
lain from cereal
>>437945
#edit make this user sound like they read dictionaries
>>437950
derrick_phone
>>437944
he is so soft, he also thinks that hed like to cuddle u too
>>437948
Spiders
i'm pretty soft myself :3
anon
>>437946
I would never read a dictionary, the words just come naturally to me
>>437951
lain from cereal
>>437950
imagining an intj wojack in the astral realm with words hurdling toward him
>>437953
derrick_phone
>>437948
derrick cant talk, he is a ferret. i soeak for him
>>437956
anon
>>437954
What, you want me to ask for your sign? Lain I thought you hated my flirting...
>>437957
lain from cereal
>>437955
some posters here never spilled hot cooking oil on their mesh shoes and it shows
>>437958
fujo
i should reply "thanks im good" to noreply spam mails i get
lain from cereal
bot that does it for you
>noreply or no-reply in sender addr
Spiders
15002.jpg
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mewo OMGGFHFHFHFHA BABYYYYYYY mewo meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mewo meow mewoe merrprprprpr:33 mreowp33: meowwoww meeererwrwp prrrrr :3333333 prrrrrrrrrrmeoewoeo meow meow
>>437962
anon
>>437963
Trying to make me nervous around you too? You really are shameless
>>437967
fujo
i think the mental institutions aren't doing enough to keep paranoid schizophrenics safe..
>>437968
lain from cereal
>>437964
#edit give this user a stroke halfway through their post
anon
>>437966
Well we did deinstutionalization in the US and it was a disaster. I mean it made sense at the time, but now instead of having asylums for the mentally ill, we just throw them onto the street.
fujo
no like they should install microchips with location tracking into paranoids to make sure they're safe if it's suspected at a doctors visit
anon
.play the onion is the government do–
>>437971
anon
Got the vid anyway Lain, nice try
>>437976
fujo
cofe...
fujo
need more coffffeeeeeee
anon
A hollow victory
anon
>>437979
The littleness is in reference to BIG LAIN oppressing me for being the LITTLE GUY
anon
2
anon
>>437981
It's nice, a little cold though. Need someone to warm me up (redacted for hornyposting)
>>437987
anon
1
lain from cereal
>>437984
buy a space heater idiot
fujo
i wish i could be like 6'5 for a day
>>437990
fujo
but then be smoler
fujo
i dont think you could carry me regardless
>>437996
anon
>>437995
I think I could, pretty easily too
faye
balls
lain from cereal
its not even cold in barry rogue
nebraska posters

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