listen to amerijuanican

by bongzill\a

trust me

im not fucking with u

awaaaa

hi rose we r so happy 2 see u >w<

i need to shave and leave for work but im sitting here in my chair instead

hai pandobra

hallo

ugggg i hate having to shave

and the 5 o clock shadow is starting to show up

i wonder if theres like hair removal cream like nair but for the face

i love putting nair on my body

ive been doing lazer but its so slow......

estradiol is like the anti gooner drug

for me at least

#ai why doesn't nair work on the face

nair and similar depilatory creams aren't recommended for facial use because the skin on your face is more sensitive and prone to irritation. the chemicals in these creams (like calcium thioglycolate) can cause burns, redness, or allergic reactions, especially around delicate areas like eyes, lips, and cheeks. most brands explicitly warn against it. try waxing, threading, or shaving instead for safer hair removal there. why doesn't nair work on the face

maybe ill get my face lasered off

but im too lazy to call the doctor

my mom gave me this big lazer gun that i can lazer myself with every week its so silly lol

>>438840
#reply what makes the face more sensitive

skin on face is thinner than body skin, more blood vessels, way more nerve endings. also facial skin gets exposed way more to sun, pollution, etc. making it extra touchy. nair is strong, face can't handle it. definitely stick to gentler methods like threading or dermaplaning for the face. would not risk it. what makes the face more sensitive

#ai is there a nair-like cream that i can use on my face

yeah, but be careful. facial skin is way more sensitive than body skin. nair itself isn't recommended for the face—some people try the "face cream" version but even that can cause burns or irritation if left on too long or if your skin's sensitive.

alternatives:
- **magic shaving powder** (usually for beards but works on fine facial hair)
- **veet facial hair removal cream** (specifically made for face, gentler formula)
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patch test first, don’t leave it on longer than instructed, and moisturize after. if your skin’s reactive or acne-prone, maybe skip it entirely—chemical depilatories can trigger breakouts. if you wanna go nuclear, just shave with a brow razor (fast, no stubble drama). is there a nair-like cream that i can use on my face

noted

my friend invited me over cuz shes dogsitting and her dad said she can have ppl over or something

aye pandobra why r u coming to seattle is it 4 work or smth

oh i replied to u in the past

okie :>

do u wanna meet her too

ummm like i said im like rlly bad at interacting w with ppl in person

im sure its fine

ok sure

its just that i have literally zero irl friends so its a lot

she lives in seattle so maybe u can make a friend

that would be kewl i guess

ill ask her if shes down

is she trans too

yea

swag

all corn silos are connected, kind of like a real world fast travel system, but only if u prepare beforehand by marking 2 corn silos with the exact same grafitti tag

>>438826
>>438859
if you ever become lucky enough for laser and are a viable cnadidate laser can thin it out so much you can just use an electric trimmer instead of wet shaving way faster less dysphoria induced no bathroom needed

awaaaa i need that

yeah i think im a viable candidate cuz my hair is black

>>438867
>>438868
i practically liev next to the bathroom sink before laser

>>438868
laser commited genocide of all facial hair follicles cept the goatee area which was still highly reduced in a year or two will finish the genocide of the facial hair follicles with electrolysis should only take close to a year to see big results with so few left

>>438869
same

okay i leave for work

daily selfie how do ilook

jjhdjkfhjkgh

it would probably kill at least one party member

was this happening yesterday i thot someone here had bugs flying into their room

i think maybe it was nonner tho

I'd like to live a life where I see worth in living because of the moments which life contains, but such would never be enough. I think the human psyche generally wants more and more and more, and once an experience is known, it sometimes gains a neutral value.

merp : D

blep bleb bleb

loveee living in aplace where public transit just doesnt exist and i have to drive myself to work but sometimes theres a random event where i lose 20 minutes for no reason and im late

i love my mom lol

me : morning, dyke
her: did u take ur estrogen last night

i guess that's kinda cute

my mom has tried to be tolerant of me i guess but whenever we really disagreed all i could do was hide it

did she at least help u out with transitioning

I'm not rly trans. I liked cutsie awawa stuff as a kid ig

o thats not as bad

yeah i'm lucky

i don't know what to think of banter

well so ami, i live in a progressive city with supportive parents

good : ) <3

everyone gets fucked over one way or another

meow

I think I'm against if :/ it's cute the level of trust it shows at times but also sometimes it seems like a brutal thing

nyaaaa :3 *purrrrr nuzzle ur face and leg* nyaaaaaa meow meow mrowwww *purrs bcuz im soooo happy 2 see u* :3333

>>438918
*punches u*

i actually hate banter you must be nice to me always

>>438924
#kiss
#hug
#smooch

^^

what is that image

I'm tired of everything and I don't know what I want

"Shaw also advocates what he calls homeopathy as a pedagogical method, arguing that society "can only be lamed and enslaved by" education. Shaw's "homeopathic" educational method consisted of lying to students, until the students were able to see through the lies and argue with the teachers"

was he right chat?

I don't think I could ever break out of such a system

idk what any of those words mean

and I think I'm trapped by lies now and just fucked perhaps

i need a smart pretty girl 2 be smart for me and scold me for being so dumb and pet me reluctrantly like a puppy

yeah

byeah

im so touch starved its not even funny bro

i wish someone would at least walk up to me in the street and punch me in the gut and then stomp my skull in or something

"Their dread of death is overwhelmed by the yet more dreadful prospect of life unending, with its tedium and burdens, but they feel bound to live forever because Eden must be taken care of and they are the only ones available to do it. The Serpent—spoken of in Genesis.[6][7]—offers a solution: Lilith, who came before them, and was, in fact, their mother, made them male and female, so they have the ability to reproduce. If they learn to propagate they can make other humans to tend the garden and thus be free to escape from living when they wish"

my friend said she would like to meet you but i dont think shes gunna do any of that

lol

>>438945
thats fine :p

randal!!!!!!!!!! hi!!!!!!!!!!

randy : )

randal im so excited 2 see u ehehe..........

saeki!!!!!!!!!!!!

yoo

awaaaaaa >w<

it's so nice

what the virus

whos t cain

that game scared the shit out of me when i was a kid

the only game i have played ever since i was a kid is rain world and all i have gained from it is an acceptance that nothing is in my control and i am going to die no matter what

only roguelike i play is rift wizard 2. i hate it so much

>>438984
twinkie

>>438989
shouldnt have called me short faggot

>>438991
how tall

shut up bitch

5'6

is that it

-_-

>>439001
lotta talking for another shorty

he claims to be 6'5

is that it

i wish i was like a foot tall so i could sneak around more easily

i wish i were 1 inch shorter

i wish i wasnt a tranny

im pandobra

no fucking way??????

its true

send proof

wtf im pandobra

wtf dont take my name

yeah whats wrong with u

STOP!!!

u can tell its twinkcel because of the flag

but im the og

yo whats happening guys

nothing much

what up P money???

pandograGODS.....

>_<

Imitation is the highest form of flattery

beatin my shit to the emoji movie

when the poop emoji comes on screen i start cummin

>>439038
Pandobra wouldn't say this!!!

>>439036
wtf????

im the real pandobra and i cant even talk much rn

>>439043
right?

man i love being a bottom

AND short

wtf im not a bottom and im not short

>>439052
why did u say it then

i didnt!!!

>>439053
me with the red hair

okay fine I am a bottom and I am short

>>439058
how short

ummmmmm i am literally vivi trve or false.........

real talk tho would u fuck a clone of urself

yeah thats bazed

>>438973
Perhaps it's necessary to have some trust in others and the world

meow meow :3

nyaaaa -w-

do u like catgirls :(

>>439087
awaaaaaa :3

>>439092
ur good russian representation

sadchan!!!!!!

sadchan uh...... dont tell anyone i said this but ummmmmmmhhhh...... ur my favorite 1 ehehehe.......... :>.......

>>439098
ly cute

::murica

>>439111
type shi

>>439060
wasnt me but im 5'4

wow ur even shorter than me

will u help me and saeki take out twinkanon and faye

if we stand on each others shoulders we are taller than them

im huge

and yes i will take them out

>:) >>439126
not for long

no me saeki and pandobra are gonna stand on each others sholders

>>439134
fuck off

i think ur so kool randal

i wonder how many people here i could carry

i could carry everyone here

>>439148
plssssss

my only exercise consists of carrying 85 pounds of rebar for like 2 hours lol

i could do it i think

waow pandobra ur strong ahaha

hey listen its impressive considering the rebar is almost as heavy as me ok???

im 180

>:( dickhead

85 pounds is nothing to scoff at

it hurts too

wanna see my shoulder?

do you use gloves

the hands arent the hard part its ur shoulder that gets all fucked up from rubbing up against bumpy rebar all day

twink anon without horny posting is an angel without her wings

hold on lemme take a picture

thats from the rebar?

yea

you need shoulder pads

im not a wuss

i would be

im not damaging any part of myself i WILL wear the shoulder pads and the gloves

bazedppepill

and heres what i look like after tying rebar lmao

>>439198
perv

#usa