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derrick_fan
same omg
derrick_fan
swag as fuck but just a bit retarded
derrick_fan
EXCEPT NO SHES NOT AND SHE SHOULD NEVER SAY THAT ABOUT HERSELF
derrick_fan
im not retarded im punk as fuck
straw bury
im so fucking punk i dont even listen to music that shits gay
derrick_fan
well i do bc im a raging faggot but you do you ig
straw bury
ummmmm........ u can still show me music that u like tho......... im not gay tho uh.............
derrick_fan
what are we doing rn?
no. 528
i think you guys are ERPing on another plane of existence
straw bury
why ERPing??????/ this is platonic
no. 528
PRPing
derrick_fan
electronically repressing pingus
no. 528
pingus MUST be free
derrick_fan
im gonna erp all over the place
straw bury
can i be the place
no. 528
just clean it up after
derrick_fan
yeah lets repress pingus over the net
derrick_fan
.play dreadlock holiday
derrick_fan
strawburyshoe do you like 10cc
>>451382
straw bury
>>451380
never heard of them B)
derrick_fan
blasphemy
derrick_fan
steely dan adjacent
straw bury
these slide transitions go hard as fuck ngl
derrick_fan
turning my transition into a shitty slideshow
straw bury
watching as my guy haircut turns into a little origami swan and flies away
derrick_fan
i need a wolfcut with bangs
straw bury
that does look rlly bad-a*s...
derrick_fan
it looks CUNTY
derrick_fan
is the word
derrick_fan
CUNT
derrick_fan
i will serve
derrick_fan
FUCK YEAH
straw bury
my mom called me a cunt once
>>451398
derrick_fan
FUCK YEAH
derrick_fan
FOUND GOD IN A TOMATO
derrick_fan
>>451395
you were serving so hard that you had to get drafted
straw bury
i called her a dyke
derrick_fan
good
straw bury
we were waiting for my autism evaluation
derrick_fan
punk eval*
straw bury
B)
derrick_fan
hell yes
derrick_fan
i need to trip on acid with this song
straw bury
i kinda like this song
derrick_fan
just wait for it
derrick_fan
youre gonna love it soon enough
derrick_fan
just gotta wait for the drop
straw bury
:o
derrick_fan
.play hymn for a droid
derrick_fan
.play cubensis lenses
derrick_fan
HERE IT IS
straw bury
:0
derrick_fan
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
derrick_fan
this is a good song
straw bury
:D
derrick_fan
tickles my brain wrinkles
straw bury
.play eyehategod new orleans is the new vietnam
straw bury
.play eyehategod blank
straw bury
.play 200 stab wounds ruptured in purulence
no. 528
that's a lot of stab wounds
straw bury
>:3
straw bury
.play pig destroyer starbelly
straw bury
that was pretty swag i guess...........
derrick_fan
it was awesome
no. 528
psych porn crumpets are aping a very good sound but they do it very good
derrick_fan
aping?
no. 528
like copying i guess
no. 528
idk i feel like psych rock got HUMONGOUS after tame impala and it got kinda watered down
derrick_fan
oh yeah i get that but psych rock scene in australia is so good
>>451435
no. 528
acid bath feels like it would not be very good for my pores
derrick_fan
acid bath is cool but i dont listen to them a lot
no. 528
>>451431
truth
australia is a hotbed for it 4 some reason
god bless those aussies
>>451437
straw bury
u would not have any more pores
>>451438
no. 528
>>451436
perhaps it would be good. no more pores means no more blackheads...
straw bury
real
derrick_fan
i feel like i should try and get into van de graph generator again
straw bury
SO THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO DIE BUT ITS OKAAAAAAAAAAYYYY
straw bury
>>451432
WAIT OMG I FORGOT AGAIN THEIR BACK 2GETHER
straw bury
i hope the come to seattle
derrick_fan
you know who is in seattle rn tbh
straw bury
who????????????????????????????????????????????
derrick_fan
not me!
derrick_fan
sunglasses emoji
derrick_fan
mwahahahaha
straw bury
WHY DO YOU LOVE TO FEEL MY OAUIn
straw bury
WHY DO YOU LOOK SO MOOTHERFUCKING DEAD
derrick_fan
i havent listened to beware in a while
derrick_fan
or much ex military
derrick_fan
.play ex military death grips
straw bury
:D
derrick_fan
massive attack are goated
straw bury
derrick_fan ur so cool ahaha..........................
>>451469
anon
im doing something stupid.
anon
im going to see what happens when i replace my metformin with red wine
straw bury
whats metformin
anon
diabetes drug. type 2. it "increases insulin sensitivity and reduces how much glucose the body makes itself"
anon
whereas, red wine, or more specifically alcohol, will drop your blood sugar because your liver is so gungho about breaking down alcohol that it will stop making glucose on its own
straw bury
ok but dont die ur so pretty :(
anon
thank you~
anon
the stupid thing is that i dont really know how effective metformin is at dropping blood sugar vs red wine. i just know that alcohol is infamous for being able to rapidly drop blood sugar. but it also doesn't inherently contain insulin sensitivity increasing.
anon
but perhaps cells become insulin insensitive because the blood sugar is constantly high.
derrick_fan
anon remember to be responsible. HOWEVER if you are going to be irresponsible MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING
>>451472
anon
>>451470
what i know is that if my cells arent insulin sensitive that the symptoms - what it will actually cause - is that i wont heal. but high blood sugar like... rots you from the inside.
>>451474
anon
so perhaps the blood sugar drops is more important than the insulin sensitivity
derrick_fan
>>451472
if you only have red wine as your option then that seems fine but you should make sure ur being safe and try to get medication
>>451476
derrick_fan
although idk if ur american
anon
>>451474
the red wine is a deliberate choice because of antioxidants
>>451478
nonners
who up sheddin they bike
derrick_fan
>>451476
ahh you know what pretend ur dio brando or smthn and sip that shit
anon
nobody is ever going to believe this wine is medicinal.
derrick_fan
.skip (video skipped)
derrick_fan
this song is probably fucking awesome but im not sure if i wanna listen rn icl
derrick_fan
yeah this song is my exact style of metal that i adore but i am not in a metal mood rn
derrick_fan
or am i
derrick_fan
nah fuck it ill listen
straw bury
B)
anon
pls help. i cannot tell the difference between crows and ravens. im racist against corvids
>>451517>>451494
derrick_fan
>>451488
hey strawburyshoe.............i can play funeralopolis on bass................
>>451492
straw bury
will u uh........ will u play it 4 me heheeeeee......
>>451495
straw bury
awaaaa :D
anon
>>451494
what? a crow is goth, but a raven is just black and can be a bouncy happy thing?
derrick_fan
nah id honestly say ravens are equally as goth
anon
a raven will wear eye shadow. a crow will not
derrick_fan
precisely the difference
derrick_fan
youve learnt something new!
straw bury
one time i saw a bunch of crows on a tree and i got close and they all flew away in a big cloud
>>451506
derrick_fan
thats so cool
straw bury
it wuz preety epick..
davesprite
do y'all ever have those mornings where you wake up with eyes unclouded and the bdd is turned off it hasn't woken up yet and you look in the mirror and go
> wait was i always hot??
davesprite
>>451502
that's magical. i love crows
anon
sometimes i get out of the shower and think hmmm, that butt doesnt look bad.
>>451511
straw bury
hi dave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>451509
davesprite
>>451507
real
::karkatt butt
for me it's usually my face
like i think i have a major worm complex around convincing myself my face is hideous
but then occasionally i catch an honest look and it's like oh yeah i'm pretty and also retarded that's what it is
straw bury
fuck
anon
ohh thats a really cute picture
davesprite
>>451490
they look basically the same except ravens are e-fucking-normous
crows are bird sized
ravens are like, football sized
anon
i thought i might have seen a raven a couple of weeks ago simply because got dam that is a big bird
>>451520
straw bury
hey look derrick_fan its the talking heads
davesprite
>>451518
both are very cool. jays too. i love to watch corvids hanging around, they're clever birds the lot of them
crows are my fav but they're all fascinating
davesprite
awhile back, one of my backburnered unfinished projects, i was writing a story that was like game of thrones medieval politics but the characters were all crows living on the margins of the 21st century human dominated world
like warrior cats for adults
i will finish it one of these days
anon
are their personalities different? crows and ravens?
>>451523
davesprite
>>451522
they're closely related so act very similar, iirc ravens are more aggressive (with other birds). since they don't flock up afaik you may also see them scrumming; birds of the same species won't fight as often esp like, it's rare to see crows fighting crows since the ones around them are usually their flock
here's some visual differences as well, they fly different and stuff:
https://birdfact.com/articles/raven-vs-crow
davesprite
also! there's an app called merlin, by cornell's ornithology department
it uses computer magic to identify the birds around you at any given time by photos or by microphone audio of their calls
very neat and accurate
anon
i wish i had a corvid fren. feels wrong to keep it as a pet but like if i lived near where they lived i would like to give them treats
>>451528
davesprite
also i think there may be a flock of crows following me and it is so rad if so
where i live now is a couple miles from where i used to live
i was talking with someone about it yesterday and ther apparently weren't so many crows here last year, or really any
but there were at my apartments
heheheheh
davesprite
and i do feed them occasionally and they do remember faces
and could have watched me move too
davesprite
>>451525
ya you befriend them in flocks. feed them and they will remember you and teach their children what your face looks like
you can befriend the crows of a neighborhood and come back years later and still get recognized by them it's awesome
davesprite
one good way to keep pet crows would be to set up a feeder cage that extends through a window into your house, so they can go in and out. some people do similar for semi-indoor beehives
>>451530
davesprite
>>451530
right off the top of my head so never considered it before but i want one too now lol
only thing is prob gotta befriend some crows and then set it up while they're watching
otherwise you'll just get random birds at it
davesprite
and ofc use feed they like that helps
idr their fav it may be thistle? ez to check tho
davesprite
i need to recheck, it's about to be fall and perfect weather for going out to local parks
i wanna befriend all the flocks in the city and be a three eyed raven lady
davesprite
murder butterfly
davesprite
.play the best of crow full album
davesprite
god fucking dammit i like sheryl crow but no
davesprite
.play crow - cottage cheese
davesprite
.play crow - crow music
davesprite
crows cawing rn :>
davesprite
ok i will stop spamming about crows lol
>>451546
straw bury
gwehehehehe -w- *purrrrr* flops over on my back :3
rose
hello all
straw bury
rose hiiii good morning rose!!!!!! :3
>>451547
rose
>>451545
it is like afternoon for me rn but hello straw !!
straw bury
^w^ im so happy 2 see u rose im happy 2day
davesprite
>>451546
omg famous rockstar rose orland helloooo!!!
rose
made a little acoustic song today about doing too much ket
new autobiographical era of rose orlando songwriting
davesprite
> ketrock
rose orlando pink floyd era
rose
the folks are saying im pink, insane news for an insane era
rose
i picked the wrong deck for this pokemon battle fuuuuck
>>451556
davesprite
>>451554
it's okay i just show up with a deck full of only clown pokemon and it's depressingly dominated by mr mimes :o)
davesprite
nothing against mimes but man mr mime is horrifying to behold
rose
meant to use a dark type team against this psychic team but i used my fighting team fuuuck
>>451565>>451562
rose
>>451559
i got my tyraniocif online WITH the arceus backing too
i may be in the clear guys
>>451564
rose
tcg pocket lol
rose
i downloaded it friday n got obsessed
davesprite
how bad is the microtransaction demand in that
rose
idk ive not done any n ive got a lot of decks of different types now
davesprite
ooh interesante
davesprite
i like the idea of playing that i just don't like when games like that eat my money
davesprite
i used to play a ton of hearthstone in high school
rose
i mean ive only been doing the solo battles so far because they give you like the item that lets u reduce the time to open a new pack, idk if versus does that also
>>451575
rose
but so far ive got a team for each type except dragon and normal but thats mostly cos i havent need one
davesprite
>>451573
this immediately makes me feel like trying to play versus battles will make me underpowered and need to open a bunch of packs lol
>>451577
davesprite
still sounds fun tho
rose
>>451575
i mean?? idk i just want to do all the like solo stuff first cos i think itll make me better at battle before i go into fighting other ppl
rose
gonna try n do a random battle online just for u dave
rose
ok won the battle, my gengar is too strong
rose
yeah so all you get for winning a random battle is a little exp
rose
if you enter the ranked tournament stuff you get 10-100 of the items that reduce pack opening time depending on how you place
straw bury
lole
rose
thinking about how this girl grabbed mine n her girlfriends heads and made us kiss awawawaw
straw bury
i am feeling jealous of u
straw bury
where do i meet cute trannies that will willingly make physical contact with me??????
rose
raves innit
straw bury
but idk how 2 talk 2 ppl :(
>>451591
straw bury
i need someone to just give me instant gratification and unconditional love without me having to do any work at all
>>451593
davesprite
>>451589
it takes practice. when i got out of college and had to socialize without the forced interaction for the first time i struggled
so i studied a bit on what makes standout customer service and went and got a job at a place known for good service and picky hiring and shoved myself in front of customers until i was better at being confident at the club
anon
the only thing ive learned about socializing is that you should pick your shots and shut the fuck up at all other times no matter how funny the line is
>>451600>>451601
davesprite
>>451590
i feel this
it's not real sadly
but i feel you
straw bury
i think ill just be a loner forevr
>>451595
davesprite
>>451594
well you don't have to, just remember that. all skills can be learned.
if the skill gap makes it feel scary and sad that's okay
but you're not doomed either
straw bury
the problem is that ppl at raves ar all good at making friends and stuff but im not. i need 2 make friends with other socially awkwward wierdos
>>451597
davesprite
>>451596
that's why i mentioned my work experience using a job as training wheels
doesn't have to be working in customer service but you can find some intermediary step -- seasonal community events that you can just go to and then it's done, classes at a CC, anything like that might be good before just throwing yourself into a rave
there's also just, going to multiple raves
if one goes bad and awkward it was a learning experience
as long as you avoid like getting attacked in some way it's no harm no foul
davesprite
it can hurt to have a bad social experience but the only way to get to the good ones is learning to roll with it through the awkward until you become less awk
straw bury
i need a friends i can be wierd and awkward with
>>451603
rose
>>451592
ive learnt the opposite, i always make the joke infact i make jokes when theres no sense to the joke, i just say things and it works
davesprite
>>451592
i think i agree with rose on this
most of my charm is in the fact that i project cheerfulness and incessantly go for the joke
like half my personality is jokes
my one tattoo is about improv comedy
davesprite
everybody loves the funny one
davesprite
>>451599
also that's a good goal but you find them in the gauntlet
or by surveying dnd groups or smth but the second way will just take awhile and probably a few groups you don't get along with or where it's difficult to slide into preexisting friend dynamics
rose
gang i think the girl im moving in with in july rlly wants to fuck me
straw bury
ummmm epic style???
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>451611
#glegle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
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::gle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
bury gle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay bury gle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay bury gleh
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>451620
u don't know me
straw bury
ur cute
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
u DON'T know me
straw bury
can i hug u
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
no
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
cus you don't know me
straw bury
plsssss im touch staved and easily manipuilated!!!!!!!!!
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
no im not touch starved and honestly i don't like physical contact
straw bury
can i tell u that ur cute then
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
no
straw bury
ur cute
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
straw bury
>w<
straw bury
::nom
straw bury
:;bite
anon
good afternoon
straw bury
twinkanon hi!!!
rose
hii twinknon
rose
i need to get into making pokemon teams in showdown
rose
randbats is fun but i wanna like actually get smart at it
anon
I have pictures from thebart auction
anon
"the bart auction"
straw bury
show??? :0
straw bury
omg pretty..
anon
I have a few more pics but I need to probably shower
straw bury
>>451668
i loveeee the top left one sm
anon
last I checked on that one the bidding was I think like 2k
anon
bottom right I think hit 5k
anon
>>451668
i really love the bottom right one.
anon
i should visit a museum/art place
anon
i keep thinking "with photoshop and digital art tools the art average artists make now is better than real art" but then see real art and NOPE
anon
You should, art should be seen in person
anon
there was a study that looked really good irl with all the thick paint
straw bury
theres this place south of seattle with a bunch of rlly cool and huge grafitti
straw bury
i like to look at that place sumtimes
anon
Have you ever been to the Chihuly Glass Garden straw girl?
>>451684
anon
ohhhh, graffiti art is the BEST. just driving around some places you see these huge fucking murals and you know its not official its just somebody wanted to make a wall beautiful and they fucking succeeded.
anon
>>451682
>Chihuly Glass Garden straw girl
nope. oh wow that looks fucking magical
anon
You should go! It's really cool, did that when I was in seattle
straw bury
yea i went it was ok i guess...............
straw bury
i liked the big murals near sodo better tho
anon
I suspect murals are more your favorites
straw bury
yea! :D
straw bury
theres sum rlly cool tags out in the city
anon
art in a portrait is nice and great and obviously much much safer and likely to last, but its GREAT when we make our normal ass cities beautiful with improvised art.
anon
some hanging gardens wouldnt go amiss either
anon
We have a few graffitti artists in new orleans that are p good
anon
but I feel like our graffiti scene is either like fully commercial like "this is a well known artist getting paid to do this" or it is just gangbangers with a spraycan, we don't have like that middle layer of people that are doing it illegally but aren't just doing it to mark their territory
straw bury
one time i was walking home and i saw a bunch of russian dudes posted up at a bus stop wearing like puffy jackets and like tracksuits and then i went further home anad there was the same thing at another bus stop
>>451697
davesprite
current mood
.play james roach (an ascii image of bowsette)
anon
current mood feelin p good
straw bury
>>451697
no this was like in seattle in a commercial district
>>451701
davesprite
oh were y'all talking about the chihuli gardens ya that place rules
also if you ever go up in the space needle you can get a cool overhead view of them through the floor!
>>451704
davesprite
also if anyone goes to seattle see the troll
the troll is my fren :]
anon
>>451700
didn't do the space needle on my trip because I was in a cast the whole time
>>451706
anon
i want to go but seattle is about as far from here as you can go without being in alaska.
davesprite
>>451704
it's expensive to go up there too :p
i lived there for 3 years and only went once
davesprite
also i think my favorite murals have probably been in new orleans
Seattle has a lot of great ones too but the nola street art scene is so lively and like occasionally you see good art that is unofficial, but also a lot of awesome commissions
anon
we have a ton of murals, but I feel like they are all too like eh like prim and proper. Too "good" I guess, we don't have any hungry grafitti artists that just wanna fuck shit up
anon
also while im there i can try crawfish
>>451713
straw bury
>>451712
u can try clam chowder in a bread bowl, and our famous lobster hotdogs
>>451721
davesprite
>>451710
def one of my favorite cities i've lived in. and it's got gorgeous architecture and cool history too. and lots of witchy shops if you enjoy that kind of thing
anon
>>451710
New Orleans is really good but also lmao the sheriff accidentally just had 10 prisoners escape and like a few were first and second degree murderers. So we just have a bunch of murderers out on the lam here right now. Basically worst government possible, but decent folks
>>451717
davesprite
i still get nola alert texts i saw one of them is in custody at least lol
>>451718
anon
>>451715
sounds like a good reason to be nice to everyone you meet
anon
>>451716
I think they have three now, was kinda busy to check until just now
>>451719
davesprite
oh wait a second inmate is captured
>>451718
oh they haven't text alerted for the third but that's good
wild event though
anon
>>451713
Are those uh lobster rolls or will I get murdered for calling them lobster rolls
>>451723
davesprite
also don't go during hurricane season lel
it gets p rough
straw bury
>>451721
lobster rolls r good 2 but i was thinking of like lobster meat un a hotdog bun
>>451724
davesprite
>>451723
this sounds like a really bad po boy
like a po boys po boy
anon
RUDE
anon
I think lobster on hot dog bun sounds good!
>>451728
straw bury
their good as fuck
davesprite
>>451726
it sounds good but it just makes me think of po boy and those are supposed to be on french bread lol
anon
I think that's just having lived in NOLA talking, idk I want a fried catfish po boy now.
davesprite
i also like eating catfish and crawfish because it lets me experience shrimp and fish flavors, without harming the oceans. they're very sustainable food. and seafood is NOT
>>451737
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglay
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#derrick
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#buryshoe
davesprite
>>451737
it's popular across the south. i've lived in a bunch of southern and midwestern cities and there are catfish restaurants all over. i mean, it's kinda poor people food like fried chicken but it is like fried chicken beloved by all even if they pretend not to.
catfish, chicken, fried okra, hush puppies, these are staples all round
straw bury
#ksay nuke seattle washington
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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::glegleshoe
anon
>>451742
tilapia is good if prepared correctly, same with catfish. It's just a hard fish to work with, so it is considered a "trash fish"
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glegleshoe
straw bury
#ksay nuke washington state
>>451750
davesprite
i also really do just try to advocate for people adopting any fish that we can get from farms or rivers. the oceans are dying all at once and that's where all our oxygen and a lot of other essential things for land life get made
anon
>>451747
That's rude! Don't nuke washington, they'll cry!
anon
people already forget they exist
davesprite
although overfishing isn't even the biggest problem
the oceans are mainly dying to acidification
which is a result of atmospheric carbon dioxide combined with warming... the acid component is dissolved co2...
anon
I think it's funny how many environmental crises we are triggering at once, it's like insane
>>451755
straw bury
#ksay nuke possum springs
davesprite
>>451753
yeah it's like this cascading systems collapse i feel, but we've not done well treating it as a unified event
we struggle to conceptualize the complex systems interplaying just to cause climate change, let alone the fact that climate change only covers like 10% of what we're fucking up currently
we made a new continent out of plastic and i never hear people bringing it up anymore
nonners
have you guys ever met anyone online from luxembourg
davesprite
i think a lot about livestock agriculture too
we continue to just clear cut and demolish rainforest and other old growth forest lands because they grow fertile grass for feeding beef cows
we cut out swathes of earth to torture millions of animals at once for mass efficiency in killing that compares to our worst war crimes while also reducing our own nutrition and disease resistance
we pump little bits of plastic into everything and everywhere
we pile garbage into aquifers to slowly toxify them, or burn it when we run out of space
we make more and more and more that we never use, or use once and throw away, because it makes profits go up, for no gains in quality of life
but we can't stop
don't stop
never stop
BIGGERING AND BIGGERING
ugh
>>451759
anon
i can fix all of that, but i can't fix the population control issue. either i need to genetically alter humans to have different breeding instincts or i need to culturally enforce it. at some point reality hits carrying capacity and if humans are left to follow their instincts, they make too many humans for their own comfort and we get stuck in a dystopian nightmare where we do tons of evil shit like factory farming
>>451760
anon
>>451757
The plastic thing upsets me
davesprite
>>451758
i am tired of hearing about "overpopulation." it's not a problem, it was never a problem, and in fact our real problem is the creation of a world where people are alienated from marriagable consorts and children are a liability so birth rates are cratering.
we do not have an overpopulation problem, we have a looming depopulation CRISIS

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