lole

i am feeling jealous of u

where do i meet cute trannies that will willingly make physical contact with me??????

but idk how 2 talk 2 ppl :(

i need someone to just give me instant gratification and unconditional love without me having to do any work at all

the only thing ive learned about socializing is that you should pick your shots and shut the fuck up at all other times no matter how funny the line is

i think ill just be a loner forevr

the problem is that ppl at raves ar all good at making friends and stuff but im not. i need 2 make friends with other socially awkwward wierdos

i need a friends i can be wierd and awkward with

uwaaaahhhh

ummmm epic style???

this is factual >>451610
#trvke

idk

nadie ur cute

>>451619
#blur

ur cute

can i hug u

plsssss im touch staved and easily manipuilated!!!!!!!!!

can i tell u that ur cute then

ur cute

>w<

::nom

:;bite

twinkanon hi!!!

show??? :0

omg pretty..

>>451655
this is pretty but i dont know why

>>451661
i thought it might be a map. looks like a river.

>>451664
goes hard

>>451668
these are beautiful

>>451668
i loveeee the top left one sm

>>451668
i really love the bottom right one.

i should visit a museum/art place

i keep thinking "with photoshop and digital art tools the art average artists make now is better than real art" but then see real art and NOPE

theres this place south of seattle with a bunch of rlly cool and huge grafitti

i like to look at that place sumtimes

ohhhh, graffiti art is the BEST. just driving around some places you see these huge fucking murals and you know its not official its just somebody wanted to make a wall beautiful and they fucking succeeded.

>>451682
>Chihuly Glass Garden straw girl
nope. oh wow that looks fucking magical

yea i went it was ok i guess...............

i liked the big murals near sodo better tho

yea! :D

theres sum rlly cool tags out in the city

art in a portrait is nice and great and obviously much much safer and likely to last, but its GREAT when we make our normal ass cities beautiful with improvised art.

some hanging gardens wouldnt go amiss either

one time i was walking home and i saw a bunch of russian dudes posted up at a bus stop wearing like puffy jackets and like tracksuits and then i went further home anad there was the same thing at another bus stop

>>451697
no this was like in seattle in a commercial district

>>451701
they were rlly scary @~@

i want to go but seattle is about as far from here as you can go without being in alaska.

>>451707
fine...

new orleans sounds really good too

also while im there i can try crawfish

>>451712
u can try clam chowder in a bread bowl, and our famous lobster hotdogs

>>451715
sounds like a good reason to be nice to everyone you meet

>>451721
lobster rolls r good 2 but i was thinking of like lobster meat un a hotdog bun

their good as fuck

>>451730
::cat
#throw

imagine being a person

#ksay nuke seattle washington

>>451737
it's good tho

#ksay nuke washington state

#ksay nuke possum springs

have you guys ever met anyone online from luxembourg

i can fix all of that, but i can't fix the population control issue. either i need to genetically alter humans to have different breeding instincts or i need to culturally enforce it. at some point reality hits carrying capacity and if humans are left to follow their instincts, they make too many humans for their own comfort and we get stuck in a dystopian nightmare where we do tons of evil shit like factory farming

it's the longterm problem. i think very very very longterm. i can fix all of these little issues of logistics but i need to like... do crimes against humanity to fix the long term issue.

#ksay heat from fire fire from heat

yes, its very very far away, but imagine we have these SAME PROBLEMS except we have an interstellar empire spanning the entire galaxy. we wont go extinct when we have more than 1 planet, but the galaxy CAN turn into hell.

>>451766
currently the problem is just logistics. we are being stupid about property rights and we arent utilizing our resources well. this is a simple and easy problem. so its not one i care much about.

i suppose i could make humanity like a secondary organism entirely subjugated by another organism, perhaps AI.

its really unsubtle though. history likes subtly.

i think i might get notes from my father walking around like that

#ai how powerful is a default quest 2 headsets gaming hardware compared to an average 11 year old gaming computer???

not even close lmao. the quest 2 uses a mobile chip (xr2, basically a souped-up snapdragon 865) so it's targeting performance around a mid-range phone or switch at best. an average 11 year old gaming pc might have stuff like a core i5/i7 2nd/3rd gen and a gtx 660/760—still way beefier for real gaming workloads. the quest 2 is optimized for vr shit but raw power? even old desktop parts dunk on it. how powerful is a default quest 2 headsets gaming hardware compared to an average 11 year old gaming computer???

>>451587
The kingdom of heaven is within you

>>451591
wow that's rly cool

>>451610
The indominable NADIE spirit

#ksay nadie

#ksay straw hug

#ksay straw is great

#ksay awaaaaawawawawawaw :3 :3 :3 :3 mrowwwww meow meow meow purrrrrr *nuzzles up against ur leg* ehehehe ^w^

prrrrr rolls over on my belly nuzzle nuzzle nuzzle =^_^=

mrowrrrr

aaaaaaa *punces on u and nuzzles ur face* awawawa :3

nuzzle nuzzle lick lick lick lick'

awawawawa :3

i ate way too much todayu

>>451715
LMAO bozo LLL

>>451802
drink some water n walk around mbe

nonners : )

ive been drinking lots of watrwer

but i need to be on my puter doing computations so i cant walk

the computer demands sacrifice

" Just after midnight Friday, a corrections monitoring technician in New Orleans stepped away for food. When he left, the Orleans Justice Center had been in lockdown since 10:30 p.m., as it usually was, with inmates expected to be in their cells for the night.

But in the technician’s absence, several inmates began tampering with the door of Cell Delta 1006. They tugged and pulled until it broke open, and snuck into the handicap cell. Then, a man squeezed through a small hole in the wall behind a metal toilet.

Another followed. And another. Seven more would make their way through the tiny opening as 10 inmates fled from the New Orleans jail and into the warm, muggy night. They left a message on the wall on the way out.

“To Easy LoL,” it read. "

lol

>>451807
waow smart :o

.play [YouTube]

oh that's a good one

>>451809
you love to see it

"The men, the youngest 19 years old and the oldest 42, face a wide array of charges including murder, aggravated assault with a firearm and domestic abuse battery"
ppl shouldn't do this stuff tho fr

i take it back you do not in fact love to see this

i am predisposed to be against the state. so my brain is telling me its good that they escaped even if they are objectively harmful on the net

"Toiletries left behind had been used to remove the toilet and sink, as well as bolts in the cell. At least one steel bar protecting plumbing fixtures appeared to have been intentionally cut using a tool, according to law enforcement."
many worms together STRONG

they stole the bathroom supplies.......... no......

>>451817
yeah this is my take too
if they do bad stuff again then that's bad but it's good that they aren't stuck in prison

I'm going to become a career criminal stealing bathroom supplies and I'll get so good at it no prison can hold me

can just use all the soap you stole to squeeze out thru the bars

true or I'll condition my hair to an unbreakable level of strength and use it to cut through anything or as ro[e

rope

bars: cut
tall towers: rappelled down

::sunglass4es

balls:cut
tall tower: also down

the penectomy prison shall hold no more prisoners

"The group scaled a fence along Interstate 10, using blankets they brought to shield themselves from the barbed wire, law enforcement later said. The inmates dashed across train tracks and multiple lanes of traffic, on their way to a nearby neighborhood where they shed their jail jumpsuits. "

they were ready gj

yeah it's gross they'd maybe be used for prison labor too

i'm swinging back around and now love to see it again

I think some shit that really stops them from the beatings and killings would be good... idk what that would be tho

antisocial reform needs to go a lot better than just "lock them up in a hole until they don't want to do it anymore"

prison is a good deterrent for most people but not everyone

>>451834
yeh exactly

tbh i don't really believe in deterrents

maybe that's just bravado on my part

but i'd be more scared of my family being mad at me n friends being mad at me for getting arrested than losing my life

>>451839
new prison idea: shaming people who commit crimes
actually that's a very very old prison idea now i think abt it

true

new prison idea put a curse on evildoers

i say it's lucky he hadn't a worse fate

>>451842
once we invent magic i bet prison reform is gonna go thru some real changes

>>451845
#trvke

yeah probably

>>451846
to be fair.......... the builders had no reason to make the hole that big behind the toilet......

suck my dick shouldn't be an insult imo

if you disrespect the ppl who make your life good it's not a sustainable society

"Williams himself had prosecuted Derrick Groves, one of the escapees who had been convicted of murdering two men"
waow not one but 2 murders

" The first inmate captured, Kendell Myles, was arrested at 11:22 a.m., shortly after the public and district attorney had been notified. Myles had been hiding under a car at a hotel parking garage, law enforcement said. "

RIP

don't do this one chat

going on the lam has gotta be really hard though today if you don't know what you're doing

"Chief of Corrections Jay Mallett blamed the security breach on the facility’s infrastructure. A third of the security cameras in the facility are currently inoperable, including three cameras in the unit from which the escape occurred, according to the sheriff’s office. "

bruh

funny how so many problems are only noticed when the cameras are needed... no checks or upkeep or maintenance....

I could have done a much better job

>>451861

bloojgber x)

>>451864
::normal doggy
#throw

using netcat so that I can hide a shell and reopen it later makes me feel like an epic haxxor

>>451869

>>451869

>>451869

(I'm just sending the output to netcat :P not actually very hard)

>>451873

>>451873

>>451873

>>451873

nonners on the warpath

>>451878

I'm doing it because Panoptikon has an open shell when running :<

damn that one is cool actually

>>451880

>>451882

>>451880

>>451880
what does panoptikon do ?

>>451885
::elgelg
#throw

elgelg is truly evil

>>451889
this image is so huge wtf, it usually doesnt allow

>>451889
very inchresting..........
i just name all my funny jpegs with descriptive names, does panoptikon do more than that?

it uses ai to tag photos

ooo

but it doesn't understand... the in jokes... the depths...

>>451891
but I'm lazy. It can also do OCR and speech-to-text too (I don't use those features tho)

pretty neato
does it work on video too ?

ye

does it love me will it marry me?

I did have to rename .jfif images (from twitter) to .jpeg for it to pick them up tho

>>451896

>>451900

desu

desu

#ai scientifically explain what causes physical discomfort from sitting all day long

sitting for long periods causes physical discomfort due to a few key factors:

1. **muscle fatigue**: static posture strains muscles, especially in the lower back and hips, as they work continuously to stabilize your body without movement.

2. **reduced blood flow**: compression on blood vessels (like in the thighs from chair pressure) slows circulation, leading to stiffness and sometimes swelling in legs/feet.

3. **spinal compression**: prolonged sitting increases disc pressure in the spine, which can cause stiffness or pain, especially with poor posture.

4. **nerve irritation**: positions like slouching can pinch nerves (e.g., sciatic nerve from tension in the piriformis muscle).

5. **joint stiffness**: lack of movement reduces synovial fluid in joints, making them feel creaky or sore.

fix it by moving periodically, adjusting posture, and using ergonomic setups. scientifically explain what causes physical discomfort from sitting all day long

>>451901
the curse of anything that isn't jpg/gif/png

waow its name is #

>>451910
that's just the root it's stored in, hidden the real name >:)

i would call it "videos"

>>451909
it does other image formats, just not jfif

waow :O

>>451913
terribad compatability!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

like a genie so we can't order it around by its true name

exactly

it's very similar to public key cyrptography if you think about it for a few seconds but not more than that

:o

I can't think for more than a few seconds so i'm protected

>>451921

>>451921

yoo her swag increased by her new rotation move

increase your swag with this one weird trick. doctors hate her

:o

gotta be some of my favourite numerals

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0

the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

>>451930
yes,

>>451931
ok now do it where each letter appears only once

b d e f g h j l m n o r s t v w x y

zap
quick
shidd 2 many consonents

scrabble moment...

apparently one can't do it without using acronyms:

"Glum Schwartzkopf vex'd by NJ IQ"

i don't trust that apostrophe either idk what he doin

>>451939
drink some water and take a nap. double pronged attack can't fail

awaiting further developments from our team in the lab

waow coool

can i be on ur team in the lab

i'd develop the shit out of things

i

'd be drinking things

i'd be mixing things

i'd be recording things

you're hired

: D

hype hype hype hype hype

on what

ohhhhhhhhhhhh i understand now thx

>>451960
erm becoming a cute anime girl WOULD automatically make life pretty cool. more like dumbai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!