>>452163
#based (on what?) tbh

>>452170
is is frfrfr

>>452169
if u dont wanna post ur face then i would settle for just hair :> unless thats also too much
ur hair is just soososososo pretty awaaaa

i stand with middle aged ladies so long as they're not being regressive or whateves

a lot of em actually really stand up for the weak n kids n all

>>452174
real

its SO pretty

i rember one time i got my shoelaces stuck in my bike and fell over trapped as a kid n my middle aged lady neighbor came n helped me when she saw out the window

one tiime i was riding a bike rlly fast down a rode that went down a hill and it was rlly steep and there was a kinda sharp turn at the bottom and i like turned rlly hart and skidded and like half of the skin on my calf got peeled off and then an old lady came outside adn she was like "r u alrite young man" and i was like "y-y-y-y-y-y--y-yeah" (through tears) and then i walked back up the hill back home and i was b leeding everywhere and it sucked

shart turn

ehehe

>>452185
oooooh story : D
ouch!!
awww thanks old lady <3

>>452190
#hug make love not war

my dad let me ride his motor scooter when i was young and i tried to turn around and reved it too hard n got scared n went right into a ditch n my neighbor said similar

:0

>>452194
#smooch
meow meow

we can all go for a bike ride too in our middle age

lots of nice activities

>>452202
fgujhigjfikjkbjkJHASKDGHRJDIO;AASDJFK

awaa

ur hair is pretty

wanna pet u -w-

>>452202
oh fugg : D sof hoodie friendly n pretty phone

waow

I'm not overweight but i have circulation problems in tight clothes

oooh i could get that too to better fit into the skinny jeans

i dunno. i think so kinda but also it can be nice to look nice too

idk

>>452237
oh that was my friend's reply way up the thread but it was still in my clipboard

i feel a little bad about eating fish but sushi soooooo gooooood

not sure if want to see that or not

>>452245
aww good job maybe

: O

>>452247
can we really

>>452247
omw

it really should be automatically good 2 kno

thank you mod mommy

.play faetooth remains

>>452256
>>452258

>4522
We found the trans MILF!!!

uhhhh spiders can i show u a cool spider that i know about...

yea its like native to the australian outback and stuff

>>452264
looks like it could kill a rat holy shit

>>452267
u would think so but their actually rlly polite

no its wierd because they are actually so reclusive and bite ppl so rarely that we actually dont have enough data to know how venemous they r

yea but like u can count the amount of recorded times that mouse spider has bitten someone on ur hands

>>452276
ummmmm i have something 2 tell u........

>>452272
so uh breed some and have them bite pigs and get the data in case it happens in the future??? science get on it

>>452280
im actually a mouse spider...........

sure but ummmm can i bite ur neck after

I will sharpen my teef to bite them clean off for u <3

bwaaaaa nomnomnomnom

but i don't rly save pictures so i don't have ur exact location

it's over

I will have to but ads in poland about my powerful teef

you right click on properties

it's like a lil info attached like what subtitle tracks a movie has

so rly easy

>>452294
i'm p sure you can throw images onto some websites to get it to display the info

because it's a feature meant to be used. it's not like because of the light properties or smth. the camera is writing down 'and also here is where the pic was taken and kind of camera' in the picture file

location was a msitake we should have never invented maps

i dont get computers

i wish computers got me

spiders can u put me on a collar and a leash

platonically

>>452312
nyaaaaa :3

aaaaa thank u ur so nice

>>452321
they're free to leave any time.... they're kittens....

they r artificial intelligence constructs given life by the light

>>452323
i read an article about this it's true

>>452325
i think its true

>>452325
damn journalism moves fast these days............... do you have a source for this??

>>452328
aaaaaa im a good kitty i promise!!!!!!!

awwwww :(

>>452326
LOL

>>452328
aaa meow meow meow meow

>>452331
#itsover (371)

spiders the hoes r going crazy 4 u u cant just redact urself :(((((

maybe we should all go crazy and be crazied over in order to eliminate class

the world could use a little more insanity +1

i only kno monty hall

the tally hall problem

I'm the tally hall problem *pew*

>>452346
i switch doors

remains by faetooth

.play faetooth echolalia

>>452359
omg omg can i see ur playlist

>>452358
what item is this reviewing.....

aww.....

lmao

>>452362
why naur

>>452353
always switch doors

men like ants, men enjoy ants,

>>452358
lol makes u think

>>452369
can i see ur 700 liked songs

>>452370
men fall in love with ants men have sex with ants (they go inside the uthera)

>>452373
aaaaauughhh nooo

I was always scared of taht

that

and also my belly button getting opened up and having animals and bugs crawl in and out

ant colony slimbs inside you while you sleep

spotify users be like: hmm i like this song i think im gonna like it

awe.......

spiders do u liek thisjn song too? :D

>>452380
they don't know the true value of albums

>>452384
it's scary

also i'm scared of my eye getting caught on a fishhook and ripped out my 2nd grade teacher told us a story about it happening to her husband n that rly scared me

i wouldnt be rlly scared of stuff crawling in my belly button bcuz it doestn really lead anywhere important right? its not as serious as if like someone crawled into my open mouth or eyelid

>>452390
>doesn't know about the bellybutton passageway

>>452390
no i think ur right it's literally just skin.

I'm afrait like under it is a secret portal to my soul or smth

also it's rly sensitive

>>452394
that's right

xD

>>452394
i redaa this japanese comic once where theres like demons and they have these door handles that have spikes on them and if they stab the door handles into someones chest they can open it up withouyt killing them or injuring them and then theyy can reach inside and pull out their soul contract which basically makes u bound to each other and stuff and the drawing is rlly cool

>>452398
whoah that's cool and scary i can so imagine that happening

ummmmm..... us alert???

neigh

petah....

is that the tf2 tunnel

the map is turbine or somethign

>>452407
it could be
just looks like a ceiling vent to my non-tf2 eyes

nonnrereererrererereerrererereerrerererereres

I wish I could drink a bunch of helium or hydrogen and then have neutral or perhaps slightly positive boiyancy

just jumping around n floading wweeeeeee

floating around like moon gravity is turned on

i wish i could drink alcohol legally

>>452410
who

>>452417
uuuuu

>>452416
it's overrated ur not missing out

it made my head sore

what??? i love the stuff its just i cant get it legally

>>452416
why are you 12

>>452424
most of us are 12

>>452424
i just turned 18

poland is aktually western europe

>>452423
plus get drafted

tbf no one gets drafted in the last decades

: D

actually poland is northern europe

I include poland in scandinavia

when i go to ikea i say 'wow

>>452437
an older lady, very hot

: D

i found the trans milf

>>452423
what if they make it illegal to top someone for money but legal to pay to top you

>>452445
if i cuddle u hard enough then my estradiol will combine with urs and we will become the universal girltwink

like there's the whole let's make it illegal to pay to have sex but not to get paid

i wonder if it would actually be good policy lmao

>>452454
ehhh if it has a good effect it's a good law

i think suicide by jumping from the rooftops is way worse than getting hit by a train what do you guys think

>>452454
the bottom needs to be punished pls >~<

>>452458
i dont know a lot of stuff im pretty dumb lol

uhmmmm spiders i hav sumthing 2 tell u uhmmmmmm.... yeah....

>>452456
yeah i think so

>>452464
..........i like u a lot.... will u go out with me? i promise im a good kitty >~<

>>452447
the universal girltwink is the sequel to the universal soldier

>>452463
i love mel

>>452467
can we go to five guys together

war has changed

>>452468
she makes good bleets

>>452471
YOU make good bleets how about that

>>452472
its a burger joint

>>452458
that would be so kino tho

>>452474
it's true they have a zillion likes

>>452475
little shit

will u destroy my (redacted for hornyposting)

>>452473
#ksay nadie

did u do any music w ur friend yet : o

#ksay glay glay shoe

>>452492
thats ok as long as u give me headpats and tell me im pretty

*purrrrrrr*

>>452503
*pounces up on ur lap* nyaaaa ^w^

>>452502
peel them both out and return them outside where they can be safe

I CANNOT compete w straw on the rizz i must shift my strategy to dressing as various historical polish figures to imress spiders

>>452507
meeeee im a good kitty awaaa -w- pls gib me more pets X3

>>452502
buy new shoes squatters rights

over for my shoes

>>452511
good point honestly if they've been in those shoes 4 long enough it's no longer yours

>>452502
gently lift them out by their bottoms NOT thier heads

>>452515
purrrrrrrr im a good kitty >w<

>>452520
oh no :<
perhaps I can tuck them into a nice soft bed together

>>452502
get a rlly big shoe for myself and hop around with them

>>452523
waow

there was an old lady who lived in a shoe

>>452528
that but a sneaker

worst part of living in a shoe is figuring out how to run the thing

we should sexualize language more

MILF is a start instead of middle aged woman

>>452533
gotta pull all the laces and hope one of them is the ignition

but what about middle aged men? what about the elderly?

forms about demographics can have checkmarks with
>daddy<3
>MILF
and unfortuantely the childrens catagories

>>452543
fuck it. would

do not fuck the monstergle

i was gonna get my dick removed anyway

>>452548
ur the monster energy

like in a good way

aaaa i wanna drink u