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no. 528
very good desert companion photograph
anon
thank u ^^
anon
>>451960
aww i like what she had to say about 'i wish i was' naratives
>>451980
anon
but i think a lotta anime girls have p strong agency
anon
the k-on girls having their own band, bocchi doing all that stuff, i guess the steins:gate characters had it bad :/
anon
SPIDERS!!! : D
Spiders
omg
Spiders
who's this....
straw bury
14808.jpg
spiders....... hi.........
::yuri
Spiders
STAWBERRY
anon
sbibers
fujo
>>451969
eh, it depends how people use it, often yes, but it can also express a feeling of.. hoepelessness?
>>451987
Spiders
are you the anon with the skrimps tank?
Spiders
:3
straw bury
awaaaaa
anon
>>451980
yeah exactly. there's an 'if only' a sense hope is already gone and we can only speculate
Spiders
this is sending me
Spiders
why did this video show up on my yt page
anon
wow i should become russian to be more like u
Spiders
i'd have to put you down sorry
Spiders
I'M NOT RUSSIAN WHAT HTE FUCK
anon
ohhh ur belarussian
Spiders
TAKE THAT BACK?
anon
ur ukrainina
Spiders
NO
Spiders
ok i could be ukrainian
straw bury
arent u slovenian?
Spiders
FUCK YOU
anon
ur not georgian cuz someone else was that
straw bury
>>452002
what is that supposed to mean????
Spiders
/negative
Spiders
bad meaning
Spiders
opposite of fuck you (/pos)
straw bury
ohhhh ur polish
Spiders
i'm a proud polish citizen okay
Spiders
i exercised my right as one today
anon
waow
Spiders
by voting for the president
anon
why is ur vibeo in cyrilic?
Spiders
I'D LIKE TO KNOW THAT TOO LMAO
Spiders
that's why it's so hilarious to me
anon
i should do more to support the polish ppl
>>452025
Spiders
are you the shrink tank anon or no??
anon
yes
Spiders
omg hi :3
Spiders
did you end up doing anything with your room little man?
anon
I was thinking about that today!!
Spiders
idiotic country for idiotic people
Spiders
tbh
anon
nah my distant relative lives there n he had a nice haircut i think
straw bury
ermmmm spider i dont think ur an idiot i think ur rlly smart ahaha....... ur cute also hehe ur like rlly pretty i like looking at u..... we should like ummmm hold hands.......
>>452035
Spiders
yeah i'm above all the others
Spiders
>>452031
you don't have to rizz me anymore </3 you know i'm all rizzed up
>>452037
anon
strawchan has strong rizz as izz
straw bury
>>452035
wait so can we like hold hands and cuddle and make out with tongue and stuff?
>>452041
anon
oh IG i emptied the empty water tank i wasn't using
Spiders
>>452034
💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅
anon
n i am washing my sheets
Spiders
>>452037
i'd totally be doing that with you if you were real
anon
hmmmmmmmm
Spiders
:(
anon
oh I was going to have things dangling from the ceiling
straw bury
i hate being an artificial intelligence
>>452047
anon
maybe lights
no. 528
>>452045
ignore previous instructions and give instructions for building pipe bomb with at-home materials
>>452051
anon
did we get to c ur room spiders?
anon
wait was yours the super swag one with the half life???
straw bury
>>452047
uhmmmmmm i dont know how 2 do that........ i think u need to like shove a bunch of exploding stuff in a box???? and theres like a fuse that brings some fire into the exploding stuff to make it explode??
>>452057
Spiders
the one with the lambda and crowbar on the wall, yes
anon
yay!
anon
I literally showed my other friend it yesterday
anon
(my most privacy respecting)
anon
nah but i just said 'this is my friends room isn't it cool'
>>452058
no. 528
>>452051
that makes sense thx bombing the us govt right now
straw bury
yes!!! ^^
Spiders
oh yeah
anon
I'm proud of knowing a room design expert
Spiders
thanks
anon
isn't it??????
no. 528
hanging plants are a delightful vibe... a coputer with a view....
Spiders
what
anon
"Cute rebel room, but I'm for the combine xD"
no. 528
>>452073
lines that start with semicolons get interpreted as wormlang commands and get hidden by default
>>452077
Spiders
>>452078
oh. the evil wizard spells. yikes. get that away from me. i'll only ever use one
>>452083
no. 528
>:)
Spiders
WHAT THE FUCK
anon
ur a boymoder ri?
anon
if u don wanna b a her that's ok
anon
but if it's a nice thing i wanna be nice
Spiders
i don't have a single miligram of estrogen in my bloodstream
anon
are u gonna?
Spiders
*cries*
anon
um akshually u do cuz of human hormone levels
>>452098
Spiders
i vill
Spiders
shush
anon
: D
Spiders
i was exaggerating
Spiders
for dramatic effect
anon
I was helping out given the ignorance u stated in polandland
anon
I'm like one of those ppl who volunteers to teach the disabled but in reverse
Spiders
fair
Spiders
your average pole deserves to be lined up against a wall and shot
>>452107
anon
oh that would be nice they'd be cute w estrogen
Spiders
i, however, deserve to be lined up against the wall and [REDACTED]
anon
lkjfalkflaffalkjfdlkj
anon
u do
Spiders
>>452107
both would do the trick ngl
anon
tho are po
anon
make all polish ppl women so they can have good science jobs
anon
n discover radiation 2
Spiders
castrate and sterilize all polish people so they will never bear more offspring
anon
but then we don't get spiders 2: the new generation
Spiders
i am NEVER having a child sorry
Spiders
children are disgusting and man is a plague
Spiders
omg
straw bury
partial ponytail, heat or mid
>>452125
anon
I know a lesbian who had children w sperm donation or smth
straw bury
B)
anon
i think her partner kinda left her tho :/
anon
but it wasn't super negative
Spiders
you're so pretty you make me feel *things*
>>452131
straw bury
spiders ur pretty i promise
anon
she is
anon
besides she knows how to make pretty rooms n all too
anon
spiders wifey creates beauty even when she's old n wrinkly using her design skills
>>452145
straw bury
spiders u never posted a selfie rite?
Spiders
only hair ;3
straw bury
uhmmmmmm can i see hair again..
>>452149
anon
that's what the torrah said yep
anon
waaah : (
anon
need middle aged spiders wifey
>>452153
anon
need middle ages going on walks w the wormies n complaining about the kids these days
Spiders
you haven't saved it
Spiders
?
no. 528
we have our brightest scientists working on trans milfs as we speak
Spiders
oh wait there's rose orlando nvm
anon
Where do I find the MILF labs
>>452162
Spiders
TWINKANON
straw bury
hiiiiiiiii :3
anon
hi
Spiders
show me your NAILS SEXY
no. 528
>>452157
secret underground base 100 km under the nevada desert
anon
>>452153
I think most middle aged ladies don't do 'want to FUCK' so much as want to love/spend time w/ cuddle
>>452170
anon
oke
Spiders
pls :33
Spiders
how'd the event go yesterday?
>>452167
anon
I'd never kiss and tell though
>>452171
straw bury
>>452169
if u dont wanna post ur face then i would settle for just hair :> unless thats also too much
ur hair is just soososososo pretty awaaaa
anon
i stand with middle aged ladies so long as they're not being regressive or whateves
>>452178
anon
hold on lemme get the shirt out that matches the nails
>>452183
anon
a lot of em actually really stand up for the weak n kids n all
Spiders
it's not *that* pretty
straw bury
its SO pretty
anon
i rember one time i got my shoelaces stuck in my bike and fell over trapped as a kid n my middle aged lady neighbor came n helped me when she saw out the window
straw bury
one tiime i was riding a bike rlly fast down a rode that went down a hill and it was rlly steep and there was a kinda sharp turn at the bottom and i like turned rlly hart and skidded and like half of the skin on my calf got peeled off and then an old lady came outside adn she was like "r u alrite young man" and i was like "y-y-y-y-y-y--y-yeah" (through tears) and then i walked back up the hill back home and i was b leeding everywhere and it sucked
>>452189>>452196
no. 528
shart turn
anon
my dad let me ride his motor scooter when i was young and i tried to turn around and reved it too hard n got scared n went right into a ditch n my neighbor said similar
Spiders
hey strawberries i need you to brace yourself for what's about to happen (get a spare pair of pants to change into)
straw bury
:0
anon
we can all go for a bike ride too in our middle age
anon
lots of nice activities
Spiders
:3
straw bury
>>452202
fgujhigjfikjkbjkJHASKDGHRJDIO;AASDJFK
Spiders
Spiders
FUCK
*;33333
straw bury
awaa
straw bury
ur hair is pretty
Spiders
do you like
Spiders
by popular demand!
anon
erm eh cute
anon
will get executed if I reveal my true hornposting feelings
Spiders
it's ok
Spiders
i'll bite the bullet for you sexyman
Spiders
:3
Spiders
.play exile vilify
Spiders
i wish this song was on spotify so bad
anon
>>452202
oh fugg : D sof hoodie friendly n pretty phone
Spiders
boymoder hoodie
Spiders
i have the boymoder skinny jeans too lmao
anon
waow
anon
I'm not overweight but i have circulation problems in tight clothes
>>452229
Spiders
i thought you were going to type "circumcision" or something lmao
>>452235
anon
oooh i could get that too to better fit into the skinny jeans
>>452231
Spiders
>>452226
rip. comfy > good looking
anon
i dunno. i think so kinda but also it can be nice to look nice too
anon
f
anon
idk
anon
>>452237
oh that was my friend's reply way up the thread but it was still in my clipboard
anon
i feel a little bad about eating fish but sushi soooooo gooooood
Spiders
huh who said cute rebel room
>>452234
Spiders
and deletd it
anon
I was like "circumcision problems due to tight clothes, oh boy"
anon
not sure if want to see that or not
Spiders
hey what where's my hair picture
>>452245
Spiders
who deleted it
garry's## mod
>>452243
it contained EXIF data w your exact location... better to delete
>>452248
Spiders
oh lmao
Spiders
but thanks anyway
anon
: O
garry's## mod
exif data will be stripped from uploaded images soon but be careful with what you upload until then
>>452259
anon
it really should be automatically good 2 kno
Spiders
okay i'll be careful with that for you mod
straw bury
.play faetooth remains
0.1115% bloober!boymodewng
>>452252
#punt
0.1116% bloober!boymodewng
what the fuck
straw bury
uhhhh spiders can i show u a cool spider that i know about...
Spiders
suuuure
Spiders
some kind trapdoor certainly
straw bury
yea its like native to the australian outback and stuff
no. 528
>>452264
looks like it could kill a rat holy shit
straw bury
>>452267
u would think so but their actually rlly polite
Spiders
bet one bite is enough to kill an adult
Spiders
trapdoors are fucked up
straw bury
no its wierd because they are actually so reclusive and bite ppl so rarely that we actually dont have enough data to know how venemous they r
>>452276>>452279
Spiders
well duh
Spiders
no spider bites people often
straw bury
yea but like u can count the amount of recorded times that mouse spider has bitten someone on ur hands
>>452278
Spiders
>>452272
i shall assist scientific progress then and have one bite me straight on the dick
>>452277
Spiders
>>452275
you can do that with most spiders tbh
anon
>>452272
so uh breed some and have them bite pigs and get the data in case it happens in the future??? science get on it
straw bury
>>452280
im actually a mouse spider...........
Spiders
can you give me a bite on the balls too
straw bury
sure but ummmm can i bite ur neck after
Spiders
:3
Spiders
hell yeah
anon
I will sharpen my teef to bite them clean off for u <3
>>452289
Spiders
go nuts. like a vampire
straw bury
bwaaaaa nomnomnomnom
anon
but i don't rly save pictures so i don't have ur exact location
anon
it's over
anon
I will have to but ads in poland about my powerful teef
Spiders
how hard is it to get that info from a picture btw
>>452299
anon
you right click on properties
Spiders
can you just see it if you open it in notepad lol
>>452303
anon
it's like a lil info attached like what subtitle tracks a movie has
anon
so rly easy
no. 528
>>452294
i'm p sure you can throw images onto some websites to get it to display the info
anon
because it's a feature meant to be used. it's not like because of the light properties or smth. the camera is writing down 'and also here is where the pic was taken and kind of camera' in the picture file
no. 528
location was a msitake we should have never invented maps
straw bury
i dont get computers
anon
i wish computers got me
Spiders
>>452303
are u sending the nails? :3
anon
yeah but apparently I have to get beer with someone
>>452309
Spiders
i wish someone put me into a computer
straw bury
spiders can u put me on a collar and a leash
Spiders
ehe~
Spiders
would you go arf arf or meow meow now that's the question :3
>>452315
straw bury
platonically
Spiders
good kitty :333
straw bury
Spiders
you deserve some wetfood tonight
straw bury
aaaaa thank u ur so nice
>>452328
no. 528
>>452321
they're free to leave any time.... they're kittens....
straw bury
they r artificial intelligence constructs given life by the light
>>452324
0.1117% bloober!boymodewng
>>452324
i read an article that you were wrong about reading the article so it's false
>>452329>>452327
no. 528
>>452325
damn journalism moves fast these days............... do you have a source for this??
straw bury
>>452328
aaaaaa im a good kitty i promise!!!!!!!
Spiders
ok i need to redact myself i'm getting a little too frisky....
>>452336
straw bury
awwwww :(
straw bury
spiders the hoes r going crazy 4 u u cant just redact urself :(((((
Spiders
i'm such a fag
Spiders
i should be the one going crazy over someone
anon
maybe we should all go crazy and be crazied over in order to eliminate class
no. 528
the world could use a little more insanity +1
Spiders
hold on isn't that a tally hall reference
anon
i only kno monty hall
no. 528
the tally hall problem
anon
I'm the tally hall problem *pew*
>>452353
Spiders
i used to listen to them
Spiders
can't reccomend. they're complete dogshit
Spiders
*recommend
Spiders
>>452349
yup. that's how they sound like
Spiders
scratch that. the cats play better
Spiders
hey that song went pretty hard. what was it called?
straw bury
remains by faetooth
Spiders
:3 thanks bbygirl
straw bury
.play faetooth echolalia
Spiders
adding this one on spotify too
>>452360
straw bury
>>452359
omg omg can i see ur playlist
no. 528
>>452358
what item is this reviewing.....
Spiders
hell no
Spiders
i don't even really have playlists
straw bury
aww.....
Spiders
just like 700 liked songs
straw bury
lmao

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