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anon
>>456816
this, I have been blamed for a crime that truly I am the victim of!
>>456819
fujo
>>456818
yk, i would say certain things now, but knowing that you'd probably even like it in a really weird way if i said those things, im not going to.
>>456820
anon
>>456819
don't worry, I only harass you and lain as a bit
anon
except is it you or faye that asks if I am getting on hrt?
lain from the cell phone
it's me actually
anon
nah it is definitely someone with a flag
anon
damn these crows be murdering each other right now
fujo
the worst part is knowing that you won't stop once you turn older
>>456831
fujo
let that mentally sink in for a second
fujo
and think about the kind of stuff you're writing
anon
I am just humbly holy shit these crows are avtually killing
anon
sorry I am distracted there is actually like bird fights happening in front of me while I smoke
>>456830
straw bury
>>456829
will u blow a puff of smoke in my face pls
anon
>>456825
when twinkdeath comes for me, I am just going to try to bulk up and become a leatherdaddy or something idk. That shit is GAY tho.
>>456833
anon
this is not hornyposting but legitimate discussion of lgbt identity
straw bury
ughhhh i need 2 go 2 workkkkkkkk fml
straw bury
bye guy's
anon
bye!
anon
good luck at work!
lain from the cell phone
>>456838
post the front of them
anon
this is sussy, but aight. just to show off my nail polish
anon
oooooh lain knows smth
anon
hurts not being a knower...
anon
>>456846
nice hand, good vascularity, very aesthetic, dainty fingers, would hold
>>456862
anon
ty <3 I love blood oxygen I like your hand’s background
anon
thanks, I wanted to show that the polish matched the shirt
anon
I’m excited for pain’s hand reading
anon
lain’s
anon
I tried to get the same color of salmon
anon
my nails are jacked up tho
anon
waow
lain from the cell phone
i didn't have anything im just teasing
cute color tho
anon
it’s over
anon
knowers stay knowing...
anon
lain knew I was white instead of latinx, which automatically resigns me to second class status here
>>456869
lain from the cell phone
>>456861
what does that mean
anon
is testosterone in the womb but I can never remember what’s what
anon
I think my finger lengths?
lain from the cell phone
>>456860
this is absolutely insane
lain from the cell phone
>>456861
#reply what

lol thanks fedbot, nice observation. really needed that analysis today. what
anon
#ai what do the finger length ratios mean something w prenatal testosterone or smth right?

yep! ring finger longer than index = higher prenatal t exposure. shorter index = same. some links to athletic ability, spatial skills, aggression, but it's not super reliable, just a rough correlation. don't read too much into it. what do the finger length ratios mean something w prenatal testosterone or smth right?
>>456873>>456891
anon
my ring finger is a lil' longer, but also my hands are jacked up in general
anon
>>456871
I am not aggressive! I am a lover not a fighter!
anon
so I’m somewhat masculine (which is fineish no worries)
lain from the cell phone
oh good is there anything you can't put 'hon' behind
>>456879
anon
>>456874
cute hand, would take for a manicure and get pretty polish! Then kiss it gently
>>456880
anon
I wonder what some very masculine man’s hands look like then
>>456881
anon
>>456877
>< I’d have to do the same w you
anon
>>456878
I have long spindly fingers, but I had a friend with real fucking baseball mitts. His fingers were HUGE and thick, like little sausages.
>>456883
anon
god I wish I did piano
anon
>>456883
my knuckles have not been shaved!
anon
>>456886
:) they’re cute if they’re on you twinkanon
anon
I just don't like body hair on myself tbh. I want to be like a matrix pod baby but with hair on my head
>>456892
anon
no hair anywhere else
anon
I don't mind bodyhair on others, like you know down there and some here and there. I am not partial to facial hair but like it can look fine. I don't like excessive hair though
anon
>>456891
#smooch ur cooking is what you are
anon
hold on lemme see if I can find a basketball so I can show off my ability to palm it to the biddies
anon
I might have to settle for a keyboard
anon
>>456899
look at those mitts. short and stubby, like tiny cigars
anon
so the cis woman is like almost equal length and the man Putin is only slightly longer
>>456905
fujo
you should charge your phone
>>456910
anon
yeah
anon
>>456901
I looked it up and it basically prenatal t exposure, which like women can get that too. That being said, I think it also correlates with being homosexual and having a big ol weiner. This is 4chanbro science tho
anon
it’s pretty subtle
anon
:: hon ::
anon
::hon::
anon
>>456902
idk I’m lying around putting things off maybe it’ll be good for it to die :/
anon
who let the dogs 🐕 out
anon
emoji posting??? on my board???
>>456915
anon
bark bark bark bark
lain from the cell phone
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>>456912
it's everyone's board .........................................
::sniffl
anon
If I said my sexuality was bisexual, that wouldn't mean other people cannot be bisexual. It's an identity thing, my board
anon
ghandi was p draumatic
anon
and he was kinda part of the lolicon community too come to think of it
fujo
and how the fuck do you know about it............
anon
>>456921
there is this little website perhaps you might have heard of called 4chan.org
anon
#write tell me about ghandis sexual behavior with girls

there's no credible historical evidence to support claims about mahatma gandhi's inappropriate behavior with girls. his personal life, including his experiments with chastity, is documented, but sensationalized rumors lack substance. focus on his political and philosophical impact instead. tell me about ghandis sexual behavior with girls
>>456927
anon
hmmm ai is Indian mbe
anon
>>456925
yeah IDK the ghandi stuff always seemed propagandized to me, like too much motive to paint him out to be something. idk I didn't look into it myself because I am not particularly interested in India
anon
I thought some of them talked about it
anon
my aunt went to india all the time tho
anon
she used to write for a fashion magazine and likes me because she thinks I am metrosexual
anon
and also took me on a trip abroad one time and kept trying to hook me up with foreign girls, basically the coolest woman to ever exist
>>456936
anon
“That included gender discrimination. Gandhi championed women in politics. But he was also obsessed with his own celibacy. In his late 70s, before he died at 78, he slept naked with his grandniece when she was in her late teens. He said he wanted to test his willpower to abstain from sex.” yeah it was just a celibacy test nvm
anon
>I have to sleep next to this child with my cock out to test my celibacy
anon
how will u improve if u don’t test urself
anon
Or just don't do thay ghandi? How about just don't???
anon
>>456936
she legit kept telling me like "you can put a sock on the doorknob and I can just chill in the bar" and "I think she was looking at you, you should talk to her" and stuff. But I was just like that's the funniest thing ever to me because she is like 70.
anon
waow…
anon
I need a sex promoting aunt
anon
based she’s lived life she knows it
anon
oh my god and she does tons of xanax too, when her husband died she was out of it and told me about how right before he died she tried to give him a bj.
anon
he corresponded w Tolstoy too who felt rly bad about fucking serf girls
anon
which was cute and I guess romantic and also kind of like sad, idk how to feel
anon
a lotta the time the solution for these things is not I NEED MORE SELF CONTROL I CAN’T HAVE THESE TEMPTATIONS but just to remove yourself from bad situations
anon
I think the solution is generally not going to involve sleeping with a child while your cock is out and seeing if you get an erection
>>456947
anon
#ai tell me about tolstoys sexual problems

tolstoy struggled with sexual urges his whole life, even after marriage. he wrote about feeling guilt over masturbation and lust, calling it "sinful" and "animalistic." his later ascetic views made him reject sex as immoral, which caused tension with his wife sofia. dude really hated his own desires but couldn't shake 'em. sad stuff. tell me about tolstoys sexual problems
anon
idk on my important post colonial figures tier list, Mandela is at the top
anon
which is why Elon HATES me personally
anon
it’s interesting to me the narrative is like ‘well you’re not a real man’ but kinda they need to be less manly not more a lot of the time we misogyny. there’s this naritive that ‘real men are good’ but uh buddies my dad is pretty feminine and he’s been great, lots of mma fighters who aren’t so good
>>456955
anon
>>456952
IDK I have alot of stereotypically masculine interests, but I also think there is zero problem with being a man that is interested in feminine things. I think that in general you know gender isn't some ultra mega rigid thing. Just bee urself
>>456963
faye
balls
anon
.play can I put my balls in your jaws
anon
>>456953
I had a group member this semester of SK ancestry and he was very into dominance and aggressive teasing negative behavior, hate that asshole
>>456961
anon
>>456960
I am a very diplomatic person, I don't like to like go LBJ on people and try to make them do things and shit
anon
lol
anon
but I mean the problem isn’t small pp. if he had a small pp and was out there doing good shit I’d give him the succ no problem o7
>>456968>>456970
anon
I am uncomfortable even telling people that I shoot and do martial arts and stuff because I don't want to give off that vibe. I want to present my delicate side...
>>456969
nonners
.play man cant believe 21 cars
anon
u can’t do it so true
anon
>>456964
small pp sucking is I can't hornypost sorry... but I respect small pps they deserve love too. Just often times the one they are attached to tends to develop complexes aroubd it
>>456978
anon
>>456964
I dunno what a better insult would be. crying baby is closer but the problem is they say ‘I’m not a baby I’m a man cuz I’m an asshole to ppl’ which is the problem
>>456976
anon
>>456969
demure probably isn't the right word.
nonners
i hate life
nonners
i left the window open last night before i went to bed for like 10 minutes
anon
>>456970
manbabies are sensitive to anything you say, so like really just say whatever and it will chip at their ego
>>456981
anon
>>456972
too much big pp probably so sadge chat
nonners
.play bowery electric slow thrills
anon
>>456978
there are two kinds of small pp men. Those that cum in the sink and those that sink in the cum. Or something. IDK some of the uh no hornyposting so let's say uh skilled men I have been with had smaller pps.
anon
>>456976
really the correct insult is to call them monkeys but you can’t do that due to racial issue
>>456982>>456983
anon
>>456981
nah, you don't have to get complicated. Just sort of keeping it simple. Straightforward. They are aggressive because they think it is a shield against direct insults.
anon
Also helps to COMPLETELY MOG THEM
anon
>>456983
anon is devising insults for insecure misogynists
nonners
theres nothing to do
nonners
what do people do?
anon
idk
anon
You should just grab a textbook and start learning random shut
anon
>>456993
I know someone has the "every man should have five hobbies" meme
nonners
what meme
nonners
5 is too manyh
anon
>>456996
yeah but instead it has "invest in crypto" and "posting on 4chan" and shit like thay
anon
also I am like three of those are essentially the same and also having a hobby to make money??? bro that's called A JOB
anon
my hobbies are: striking out with lain, screaming at the mirror every morning, smoking, promiscuous behavior, and basic hygiene
nonners
hygiene is not a hobby
anon
says you!
nonners
im hygienic as fuck
nonners
i went to the dentist for the first time in 13 years and i had no cavities
>>457080
anon
I'm out here hygiene maxxing
anon
I need to schedule a dental appointment
nonners
what the fuck my throat is so itchy
anon
are you sick or...
nonners
why do my ears also itch
anon
okay soubds like you are sick
nonners
im gonna stick a q tip in my ears and turn them really fast
nonners
hi sakei
anon
Also I think q tips are bad for your ear, I think you are supposed to get some sort of like acid for it
>>457016>>457081
nonners
saeki
nonners
what acid
nonners
i cant swallow
sæкi
oh?
nonners
i hope i wont get fever tomorrow
sæкi
:<
nonners
fever is the worst thing
nonners
some people actually enjoy it
nonners
ive had someone tell me they like the feeling
anon
when I am sick, I like getting down with the sickness
>>457030
anon
.play get down with the sickness
sæкi
oh god I just learned the grok thing was a GitHub req joke some employee approved
>>457034
lain from the cell phone
saeki just needs a big heatsink on her head
sæкi
hehe
anon
saeki needs to be cuddled
anon
should I learn piano
lain from the cell phone
yeah
sæкi
bob for it
anon
there are gators in them there waters
sæкi
hehe
anon
and also those jumping fish
lain from the cell phone
>>457045
this is the coolest post you've ever made oh my god
>>457052
sæкi
lol
anon
>>457057
because the onion is truly an entrancing object
anon
.play rick and morty clip compilation with subway surfers
anon
.play royalty free subway surfers footage
anon
.play temple run speedrun
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
.play american dad speedrunning
anon
.play history of american dad speedruns
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
hello worms (this is nice it is a culture from a bygone era i am not being mean)
>>457069>>457089
anon
hi!
anon
>>457066
you should like... chill here because it's fun
anon
we also have a catalogue, but this is the most active thread by far
sæкi
this is like what I'd see in leaked mili contractor presentations
>>457076
anon
>>457075
yeah, not everything that is supposed to be under wraps is really all that hardcore. idk about how DoD clearance works and all that tho.
>>457079>>457097
anon
>>457072
what if i'm penetrated but not seen because they don't want to look at me
>>457078
anon
>>457077
I will look you in the eyes if you want uh I am not supposed to hornypost tho
>>457087
sæкi
>>457076
its usually leaked by being stored insecurely or a leaker dumps stuff they got in a hack or insider threat bwa
like the Snowden leaks of tons of presentations, including cat memes
>>457082
anon
>>457014
it’s not acid I think but yeah you put a fluid in And it dissolves the wax
anon
>>457079
hey is there truth behind the whole thing where the NSA had a backdoor that they just didn't tell anyone, then got hacked, then like a month later that exact exploit got used on a bunch of american comoanies
sæкi
yes
sæкi
Russia got it then north korea used it to do wannacry
sæкi
it got posted on Twitter by RU intelligence
sæкi
the NSA hordes vulnerabilities
sæкi
>>457087ehe
anon
>>457088
I mean I somewhat get it IF THEY DON'T GET HACKED THEMSELVES then they should probably make it known and eat the consequences of it
sæкi
oop
sæкi
well this is an issue cus its in US companies
sæкi
like
sæкi
they find a extreme risk vuln in a US company and then when it could be found by others or stolen they just keep it and don't tell anyone
anon
>>457076
it’s cuz ppl classify stuff they don’t have much incentive not to overdo it lmao
anon
on a fed power ranking scale, I put the NSA at the same tier as the ATF
>>457100
anon
they lost a Lotta ppl under trump though
anon
i did last years NSA crypto challenge for my school :)
>>457107
anon
Now they have to hire me
sæкi
lel
anon
then I will DOXX ALL OF YOU
anon
>>457107
if you love imposter syndrome because literal children are chugging through the challenges, it is loads of fun
anon
better to be a dummy who learns than one who didn’t… I’m not sure I could make it far into it :/
anon
I agree
anon
but it’s important.
anon
idk I think if you have the stamina ti read through literally everything they tell you for the challenges, you can do it.
anon
cool : )
anon
I want to try doing some of the previous year ones for practice
anon
i don't remember if you are allowed to form your own team or if it has to be done through a school, but we should do it if you can form your own teams
>>457138
anon
what if you automatically end up on a list by doing the challenge
>>457122>>457142
anon
that or I will just let you sign up on my college's team so I can cheat and get us more points
sæкi
I'd help w precautions for my privacy
anon
>>457122
what if you end up on a list by posting on libworm.dot.com?
anon
but actually no, I suspect the NSA would rather let people with checkered pasts participate to headhunt than try to screw randos
sæкi
yeah
sæкi
they do hire people with cyber/criminal pasts, but you have to be completely honest about it
anon
for sure for sure but they can do both
anon
but either way people that do it quickly generally do get headhunted iirc, but I was slow as molasses
>>457131
anon
*gets headhunted*
*head explodes*
sæкi
they pick the ones that stick out
sæкi
its similar to how that ex gf I've mentioned got a CIA oppurtunity
sæкi
they have like
theoretical war game esque exercises they pull people from who are in school
anon
I need to do all the lessons you sent me in that mega link
anon
I wish I had done it in I think 2021 because it was BOAT THEMED
sæкi
lel
sæкi
heh
anon
>>457118
yeh ur always going to be on a list just don’t be in a place they’re actually going to show up to get you imo
>>457144
sæкi
gotta mow in a bit
anon
>>457142
thanks for the advice my personal federal agent you're one of the real ones i know you were there before this clown got into power
>>457148
anon
btw thanks for the link saeki
sæкi
but in the Edward Snowden autobio he talks a lot abt the recruitment and questioning he got for contracting w the NSA
>>457150>>457151
nonners
nothing good will ever happen
anon
>>457147
I listened to permanent record b I didn’t rember that part so well :/ but I remember some parts
sæкi
>>457150
the audiobook is on internet archive, and yea its permanent record
kate
.play porkupine pumkin
sæкi
pat
anon
Pat pat
sæкi
its long and kinda hard to remember all of sometimes
anon
how is the writing coming along btw
anon
yeh for sure
sæкi
not done much yet as I slept n woke up a bit ago n gotta mow the lawn but
sæкi
is going okey
sæкi
maybe 2/3 done
anon
coolio
anon
:)
sæкi
hows peeps
anon
I am doing aight
anon
smoking rn
anon
gonna start my bouncing job soon
sæкi
smonk weed or nic - 3 -
kate
.play tiger eat watermellon
anon
no just nic
anon
I think I need to not smoke too much weed
sæкi
I stopped smoking nic n don't smoke much weed or stuffs
I do hab pen I use every couple weeks
anon
I blame the restaurant industry for my smoking addiction
sæкi
yeah
sæкi
is tough
anon
nah more like "oh you want a break? fuck that noise we got like twenty tickets get the fuck to work" the only time you get a break is if you are a smoker. So it is labor induced smoking
anon
god I fucking hate working as a line cook. And the worst part is that if I ever want a job in the restaurant industry, I can't list that job because then they will force me to work line regardless of whether I applied to be a server or bartender instead. And every fucking line cook in the city knows each other. Like FUCK
sæкi
yeah
sæкi
smoke breaks are a big plus but it sucks
anon
how are line cooks not unionized YOU ALL FUCKING KNOW EACH OTHER AND NOBODY WANTS THAT JOB
sæкi
heh real
anon
Like literally, people will walk in and the other cooks will be like "hey it's dirty dan! I knew him when I worked here and here then we worked at this place together and then..." like bro...
anon
the only benefit is that you never get fired because they always need linecooks so you can get away with anything
sæкi
yeah
anon
basically, go into retail instead of being a line cook. Or become a server and MAKE THREE TIMES AS MUCH IN HALF THE TIME
anon
I was happy tho because they were tossing out a fuckload of computers when I worked there and I just grabbed them and nobod said anything
sæкi
hehe
sæкi
when I have the ability to go around, hab a electric bike n can do 20 mph, I plan to go to office parks to look for that shit
sæкi
this office apparently just threw out steel case chairs and the dual monitors I got from the church garage sale
anon
Oh yeah nah they are constantly dumping computers. Like legitimately it is insane
anon
how to become cool, is there some guide
sæкi
yeah
sæкi
I have so many issues w how they just throw them in the trash cus of both where they go and that they're still very usable
anon
yeah but keep in mind most people think computers are magic boxes. So like they are generally better off just throwing em out Especially like law firms. LAW FIRMS are where to get computers. A bunch of non-STEM people that make shitloads of money and say "well, I coukd fix this, but I literally make more money in a couple hours than the vakue of a new computrr"
sæкi
yeah
sæкi
I get whyyyyy but it sucks
sæкi
but there's plenty of electronics recyclers here yk
sæкi
haha
anon
e-trash god will rule the world soon enough
anon
my literal dozens of laptops and decade old PCs...
anon
this will be gold when the water wars start
anon
>>457207
I am a demiurge supporter, I am out here stopping those that are gnosispilled so that they too can exist in the delusion of reality instead of being in the pleroma
sæкi
lol
anon
waow hadn’t seen that one
sæкi
o-o
anon
I swear this site HATES my phone
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