>>457012
hello

when I am sick, I like getting down with the sickness

.play get down with the sickness

>>457028
would feed souo

>>457033
lmao

>>457035
will feed soup

saeki needs to be cuddled

should I learn piano

there are gators in them there waters

and also those jumping fish

>>457050
I knew you'd be amazed by the onion

>>457045
#tag (link to booru image) onion

>>457054
#bounce

>>457057
because the onion is truly an entrancing object

.play rick and morty clip compilation with subway surfers

.play royalty free subway surfers footage

.play temple run speedrun

.skip (video skipped)

.play american dad speedrunning

.play history of american dad speedruns

.skip (video skipped)

hi!

>>457066
you should like... chill here because it's fun

we also have a catalogue, but this is the most active thread by far

>>457071

>>457075
yeah, not everything that is supposed to be under wraps is really all that hardcore. idk about how DoD clearance works and all that tho.

>>457077
I will look you in the eyes if you want uh I am not supposed to hornypost tho

>>457079
hey is there truth behind the whole thing where the NSA had a backdoor that they just didn't tell anyone, then got hacked, then like a month later that exact exploit got used on a bunch of american comoanies

>>457088
I mean I somewhat get it IF THEY DON'T GET HACKED THEMSELVES then they should probably make it known and eat the consequences of it

on a fed power ranking scale, I put the NSA at the same tier as the ATF

>>457100
Maybe...

i did last years NSA crypto challenge for my school :)

Now they have to hire me

then I will DOXX ALL OF YOU

>>457107
if you love imposter syndrome because literal children are chugging through the challenges, it is loads of fun

I agree

idk I think if you have the stamina ti read through literally everything they tell you for the challenges, you can do it.

I want to try doing some of the previous year ones for practice

i don't remember if you are allowed to form your own team or if it has to be done through a school, but we should do it if you can form your own teams

that or I will just let you sign up on my college's team so I can cheat and get us more points

>>457118
idk probably lol

but actually no, I suspect the NSA would rather let people with checkered pasts participate to headhunt than try to screw randos

but either way people that do it quickly generally do get headhunted iirc, but I was slow as molasses

I need to do all the lessons you sent me in that mega link

I wish I had done it in I think 2021 because it was BOAT THEMED

btw thanks for the link saeki

>>457147
I haven't seen his autobio or read it

how is the writing coming along btw

coolio

I am doing aight

smoking rn

gonna start my bouncing job soon

no just nic

I think I need to not smoke too much weed

I blame the restaurant industry for my smoking addiction

nah more like "oh you want a break? fuck that noise we got like twenty tickets get the fuck to work" the only time you get a break is if you are a smoker. So it is labor induced smoking

god I fucking hate working as a line cook. And the worst part is that if I ever want a job in the restaurant industry, I can't list that job because then they will force me to work line regardless of whether I applied to be a server or bartender instead. And every fucking line cook in the city knows each other. Like FUCK

how are line cooks not unionized YOU ALL FUCKING KNOW EACH OTHER AND NOBODY WANTS THAT JOB

Like literally, people will walk in and the other cooks will be like "hey it's dirty dan! I knew him when I worked here and here then we worked at this place together and then..." like bro...

the only benefit is that you never get fired because they always need linecooks so you can get away with anything

basically, go into retail instead of being a line cook. Or become a server and MAKE THREE TIMES AS MUCH IN HALF THE TIME

I was happy tho because they were tossing out a fuckload of computers when I worked there and I just grabbed them and nobod said anything

Oh yeah nah they are constantly dumping computers. Like legitimately it is insane

yeah but keep in mind most people think computers are magic boxes. So like they are generally better off just throwing em out Especially like law firms. LAW FIRMS are where to get computers. A bunch of non-STEM people that make shitloads of money and say "well, I coukd fix this, but I literally make more money in a couple hours than the vakue of a new computrr"

e-trash god will rule the world soon enough

my literal dozens of laptops and decade old PCs...

this will be gold when the water wars start

>>457207
I am a demiurge supporter, I am out here stopping those that are gnosispilled so that they too can exist in the delusion of reality instead of being in the pleroma

I swear this site HATES my phone

I would do many john lennon impressions for you saeki

.play wow mao beer tier list

>>457223
yea

pleroma is gay

(derogatory)

You know who tried to achieve pleroma??? Gandhi, and he slept naked next to his niece, this is what gnosispillled individuals are trying to make you do!

probably, 99% of people give up at the fourth tm

>>457236
What??? I POSTED THAT, rude

(I didn't post that)

I imagine fixing the absolutely insane supply situation would help as well

>>457265
I am going to do the meme, but OLD GOOD NEW BAD. There are benefits to limitations

>>457267
I agree, but the issue is when you have absolutely massive budgets. Like Wes Anderson films are always on the cheap because he has a very clear vision from the jump. But when you can just green screen in everything and use gorilllion dollar VFX, there tends to be like no vision cough cough capeshit

>>457275
hi

>>457285
you are literally me

>>457285
Oh and also I will make you my (redacted)

>>457302
polka

>>457306
every morning I wake up, I seethe about woke, I eat breakfast, I seethe about woke, I go to my computer, seethe about woke. Watch another feminist rekt compilation, seethe about woke.

>>457351
I mainline 2014 era feminist rekt compilations

>>457359
let HIM GO

>>457368
is it the feminist rekt compilation thumbnail lady number 1 or is it the feminist rekt compilation thumbnail lady number 2

>>457375
No, there's like 6, then there is the whatever podcast, then like literal who twitter posts

>>457379
ikr

>>457381
I was cringe and fell for le ethics in journalism argument, but there was a good mrbtongue video that basically laid it out
>if you think there were ever ethics in gaming journalism, you are retarded. They were always paid by companies from the jump. So if you are suddenly now complaining, it might have something to do with the fact that it is women.

>>457391
Oh yeah it has become truly schizophrenic. And similarly with the sweet baby inc stuff it's like bro do you not know what consulting firms are. This scheme has been going on for literal decades, it's not le new woke dei firms.

>>457398
That's kind of the point of the argument. Art has always been getting bent over the barrel by corporate interests, consulting firms, money, etc. But all of the complaints are curiously directed towards "this specific" niche that involves le ebil women