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anon
how are you so tall
anon
I think you're secretly dutch and your family lied to you
anon
they bought you as one of their slaves
anon
My mom said her family was German for like years, then like when we did a 23&me (or my sister did) it turned out she was from like Belgium
anon
My dad's side of the family was 100% French and like a lil'bit of Anglo
anon
interesting : )
anon
saeki : ) : ) : )
anon
wish I colud cuddle ya <3
sæкi
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gon eat n probably go back to eepy after take meds of stuff
::hug
anon
good : )
anon
good eats n rest
anon
Probably no mowing today at least
anon
aww that one is cute
sæкi
already finished it generally
anon
let's go!!!
sæкi
wont be able to for days tho is pouring -u-
anon
bazed
anon
she can mow anything
anon
I'm east of you I wonder when it'll hit me
sæкi
thought a bad storm was happening
anon
should probs drive home
anon
I am south of you
anon
idk I'm still at uni I feel like I should do smth here now that i finished my classes
sæкi
is just heavy rains
anon
but like idk
anon
not much to do
rose
watching tf2 videos makes me feel so old
rose
i was playing this shit a decade ago dawg wtf am i doing
>>462725
davesprite
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.play blue endless highway
anon
That's all I got to say
rose
hiiiiii dave
rose
i need an emo boys to team on my fortress (2)
anon
I am not emo
anon
so sad
rose
GET EMO NOW
anon
I am too cheerful and extroverted
davesprite
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god i love country sometimes
it's a country day today
::dancing
rose
cheerful emo :3
anon
And I like to wear nice colors and turtlenecks and such
rose
i like to wear black and am emo
anon
The most you will get from me is black turtleneck and black jean combo
davesprite
also hiii rose
davesprite
i miss tf2
davesprite
i guess it still exists but i can't imagine it's the same
davesprite
i love to blast this song with my windows down and try to time it so that when i pass the posted cops it's playing
> lookin in the rearview mirror for the highway patrol
anon
it's still pretty good
rose
i miss being 17
rose
i miss being 14 even though i was miserable when i was 14
anon
I don't really tbh
rose
they shouldve just let me be a girl from the start
rose
or atleast a cute twink boy
rose
that wouldve solved a lot of issues for me
davesprite
i also blast rap at the cops sometimes
i make a point tho to play music that negs them when i go by
rose
.play dont dream its over
rose
i have a driving playlist and its just like indie rock n emo teehee
>>462754
rose
rose orlando number rock girl
>>462755
anon
I was not born a cute twink boy
davesprite
>>462751
yeah that's p on brand lole
mine changes with each drive cause i like to select an album and listen to the progression, or sometimes i wanna sing along while i drive so often showtunes
>>462758
anon
I have a driving playlist and it is just screaming
rose
>>462754
i like albums but im doing lessons atm and i dont wanna like focus on the album so i gotta let it playlist instead
>>462765
davesprite
this is also my favorite driving song
it pumps me up zero embarassment
.play happy day in hell
rose
im working for a hazbin hotel fan....
rose
you could say shes a helluva boss....
>>462762
davesprite
oh man i just realized i haven't caught up on helluva boss since the dramababy breakup episode i should do that soon
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name all of them
anon
Weezer's Blue Album. Hello Computer. Dark Side of the Moon. Abbey Road.
rose
>>462765
i love albums
tranfem slacker
strange animal
2024
rose orlando 3
rosebot volume 1
>>462770
davesprite
>>462764
#throw
::vriska_won
::::)
davesprite
i love ablumtions
good clean music
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i think we should stop ordering words by the order we want to say them in and instead order it alphabetically
>>462775>>462780
rose
i think we should stop jacking off
davesprite
>>462773
i think we should introduce a bot for this with a #alphabetize lol
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frick this is too hard to do it manually
rose
a boy i have a crush on rlly likes hazbin hotel
rose
she calls my rick a pickle the way i give her the juice
if you are understanding my meaning
>>462785
rose
.play beat crusaders in love with a ghost
davesprite
>>462783
someone gave me a talking pickle rick desk knickknack thing for christmas and i have no idea what to do with it
it's cute and looks like it cost at least $5
but i don't want this cursed object
it's in a box lol
>>462787
anon
PICKLE RICK
davesprite
>>462787
that's a good call actually this would make a fantastic regift for the right person
i just gotta find someone who would really enjoy a pickle rick on their desk and is also someone i can tolerate giving gifts to lol
rose
i fucking love beat crusaders so much
davesprite
i've also considered accruing all the various boxed up items i don't want to display and creating some kind of cringe ironic items shelf to feature in the background of my selfies lol
rose
i hooked up with a girl who said we should watch helluva boss together but it was rlly awful sex and made me feel gross so ive just associated helluva boss n hazbin with that ever since
>>462792
davesprite
>>462791
i can vouch for the fact that i enjoy those shows and am not gross
but just looking at them... yeah that sounds right lol
davesprite
sorry about that happening tho
rose
first year hrt rosie was on some odd timing
davesprite
i feel kind of sad i never went through a regrettable slut era honestly
i was always too worried about stds to sleep around
rose
dont, it hurts me to this day
rose
im in a less regrettable slut era now but that first one still like comes back to haunt me a lot
>>462799>>462801
davesprite
>>462797
oh well it's too late now that would've been something to do when i was like under 25
now i am old and don't even particularly know if i want a sexual partner
rose
spoke to an exfriend last month n we stopped being friends due to first year hrt regrettable slut era
>>462807
anon
>>462797
I'm in my no regerts slut era
rose
.search beat crusaders videos
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    BEAT CRUSADERS Official YouTube Channel
    3:07
  2. 2.
    BEAT CRUSADERS Official YouTube Channel
    4:54
  3. 3.
    BEAT CRUSADERS Official YouTube Channel
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    BEAT CRUSADERS Official YouTube Channel
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straw bury
infinite money!!!!!!
davesprite
>>462800
aw that's rough
it happens, we make mistakes and lose people. i have some lost connections over my own regrettable impulsive decisions times, i just was always really nervous about getting some std i couldn't get cured so avoided that specific era
>>462812
anon
>>462798
The goat of the middle east
rose
2
rose
>>462807
it rlly sucks cos she meant a lot to me and im probs never gonna be able to mend that relationship hhhhh ah well whatever we continue on forevernevernevernever
>>462814
straw bury
>>462811
i will smack yu over the head with a big ass stop sign paddle
>>462815
davesprite
>>462812
is true, all we can do is keep moving forward
if it's any consolation you never know what could happen with random chance encounters decades for now years after you've stopped even thinking about it, never say never. you also will eventually be like, years deep into other better phases of life and stuff like this becomes just lore
>>462816
anon
>>462813
getting flagged down by straw girl... and she pulls me out of my car......
rose
>>462814
maybe but thinking about it gives me hope itll like happen and be nice and then i daydream about it a bunch
and then i end up meeting ppl irl in chance encounters n it sucks
>>462818
rose
cos im on too much ket and im talking to my ex girlfriend and her new girlfriend that she left me for and its rlly weird and awkward and also im on ket and im just talking utter bullshit nonsense cos im dumb even at my most sober
davesprite
>>462816
well that's the tricky part is things tend to work out better when you really let go first
if you're stuck in regrets and daydreams it obscures potential new growth, with old people as well as new ones
rose
im terrible at letting go tho my brain doesnt do it :(
>>462820
davesprite
ya it's hard to detach. i can't like fix that for you but i can sympathize, one of the roughest parts of human experience
>>462819
#hug
rose
do u think the band actually did all of these skateboard tricks? or is it just like stuntdoubles
davesprite
i feel like it's probably real
davesprite
this looks too much fun not to do themselves
and also they keep wiping out
rose
.play beat crusaders fool groove music video
rose
"your song is good beat crusaders" i might steal that
rose
"your song is good, rose orlando" is the new album title
rose
.play beat crusaders time flies everything goes music video
rose
do u guys think this actually happened? or do you think it is a fake simulation?
>>462830
straw bury
i used to do this type of shit when i was a kid
anon
Okay, lemme check with my connect
anon
This was filmed in front of a live studio audience and loosely based on a true story
rose
oh shit, on real?
anon
for real
straw bury
i had a bird just like that one but i threw it at the ground rlly hard and it died
rose
wtf
rose
dont do that
straw bury
it was made of legos tho
rose
oh ok
rose
i got rlly scared and upset for a second
straw bury
i never actually killed any birds rose dont worry
rose
i saw a dead bird the other day on the side of the street
rose
one time i saw a dead bird fetus and it rlly stuck with me
straw bury
i see them all the time its fucked up
straw bury
i kinda like bird corpses. they look pretty with all their feathers and down spread out everywhere
straw bury
im in an online dbt therapy program right now as we speak dont worry
rose
dragon ball therapy??
straw bury
dialectical behavioral therapy
straw bury
its making me wanna kill myself
rose
dragon ball therapy would be cooler
straw bury
yea i should just watch dragonball. if i tried to act like goku i would prolly stop being depressed and grow out of my transsexual ladyboy phase
straw bury
ugghhhhhhhhhhh
rose
i think u should train like goku to be the best woman you can possibly be
rose
.play beat crusaders satanic saints music video
straw bury
do u think goku could beat my dysphoria
>>462858
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i think goku would kill you and your family
>>462860>>462859
rose
>>462856
i think goku would encourage you to do your best and help you in life
>>462862
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>>462857
#reply

lol typical powerscaler, goku wouldn't hurt a fly unless it was holding a senzu bean hostage. family's safe, go touch grass.
straw bury
is goku rude or nice i never watched the show
>>462863
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>>462858
#reply

yeah goku would hype you up but might also accidentally blow up your house during training. gotta admire that chaotic energy tho. keep pushing limits but maybe stand a bit further back when he powers up.
rose
>>462861
hes got a good heart but he lived the first like decade or so of his life alone on a mountain with her grandpa so hes like p clueless socially and he doesnt care about too much outside of food, training and fighting
straw bury
i could take goku
rose
>>462864
#edit change this post to be really horny and sexual
anon
I wouldn't say that
straw bury
it shows ur flag right next to that post it looks like u said that
anon
I would never say that!
anon
But tbh I think I could beat Goku, I think anybody could beat Goku. Goku is weak as fuck.
rose
i wanna cuddle with a boy and curl up against his chest and hes got cute lil estrogenated boobs awwwww, my boy <3333
>>462879
straw bury
he has big muscles tho
::goku
>>462874
straw bury
>>462874
fuck off ur not even that tall
straw bury
im just short
anon
You are short. And for that, you deserve to be bullied.
anon
>>462872
I do not do estrogen... but hi
anon
>>462878
It is actually adorable how short you are like I could pick you up and carry you around everywhere
>>462883
straw bury
this dbt therapy thing is such a sausagefest
rose
i want a boy who does estrogen like me
anon
>>462883
my pain tolerance will allow me to survive
straw bury
u would have to tie me up to even have a chance of dragging me around like that
>>462890
anon
>>462886
Maybe I would. Maybe I would tie you up, huh? Tie you up and then carry you by the ropes like you are my luggage bag??? WHAT THEN???
>>462892
anon
>>462892
Put imagine getting carried around and finally being high enough in air to see over people's heads.
>>462896
i like sad things
how do i become functional and powerful and smart and good at everything and hard working and stuff
>>462934>>462898
anon
>>462895
Therapy
Athletics
Studying
Not possible, practice what you can
I am a lazy bastard lmao so idk
i like sad things
ok new plan how do i find a genie that let's me make wishes and stuff
>>462904
straw bury
they r supposed 2 live in deserts and stuff rite?
anon
>>462896
that doesn't matter, because I am still going to tie you up and carry you in my arms
>>462908
anon
>>462900
they don't exist unfortunately
anon
If they did, I would be hype
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.play horse soldier horse soldier
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>>462908
horseys
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listen
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>>462911
yaaaay
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horsey soldiers
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ok i'm gonna forget if i don't do this now
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anon
huh
anon
Really makes you think
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straw bury
thats 16 percentages
anon
>>462895
ask yourself questions and answer honestly.
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you know what's dumb i could have just incremented it instead of spamming to avvoid the bad nbumber
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but i'm dumb
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so
anon
Oh, somehow up or down buttons trigger the last post to be reposted.
anon
Okay, when the text cursor is on it, it will go through old posts.
straw bury
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>>462943
straw bury
theyre shpwing us funny animal videos. theuy are fucking showing us funny animal videos in our dialectical behavioral therapy group
>>462998
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>>462944
#punt
anon
are we spamming?
anon
as a banned troll, i'd be happy to join you
anon
>>462946
turn that frown upside down :D there's a thread to spam
straw bury
theres this guy on the bus that i see every day but i think i wierded him out because i stared at him once
>>462954>>462951
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>>462950
>takes the bus
that's pretty cool
straw bury
whys it cool
0.1496% bloober!boymodewng
i like busses
anon
>>462950
I am belligerent on public transportation when I am drunk
anon
even though I am a happy friendly drunk, idk I just start fights on public transport when wasted
straw bury
ur one of those guys that walks in through the back door and starts yelling at random people and then shits hmself and gets dragged out by a cop?
>>462957
anon
But normally when I am drunk I just make my friends kiss their dates
straw bury
respect
straw bury
hail chrome dome
anon
There's a FUCKING MOUSE in this garage
anon
I am getting me mallet
straw bury
kill
anon
I am going to smash this mouse in my house with an oversized cartoon hammer
anon
No I would never, mice and rats are too smart
anon
smart things die all the time
anon
Perhaps, but a man's gotta have a code. And that code is that I am not supposed to hurt small animals that are smart
>>462970
anon
i dont like mice
anon
i dont like small animals in general, they move and then i get scared
>>462972
straw bury
or at least just that one
anon
>>462969
idk, the only critter that freaks me out somewhat are roaches
straw bury
one time i woke up with a roach crawling on my back
anon
I stomp those fuckers out with prejudice
straw bury
dont tell me
anon
someone i know from elsewhere just finished dexter recently which would be a weird coincidence if it happened independently with two people
straw bury
um....... swag money methinks????????????
anon
i don't know what that means but i think you are right
straw bury
means we making bread
straw bury
::kek
0.1497% bloober!boymodewng
What do you call an animal you keep in your car? A carpet.
anon
rip bb
anon
I’ll get a new one anyway
anon
what do you call a baby cousin you leave in your car?
anon
a carcus.
anon
Nice!
anon
How many dead babies does it take to paint your garage?
straw bury
idk how many
anon
I don't know, I lost track after 50
straw bury
how many construction workers does it take to solve a long division problem
>>462999
anon
>>462942
oh I’ve been meaning to do that I hope they’re good 4 u fr that sounds cool
anon
I don’t say Jej… I say lol
anon
jej
straw bury
>>463001
idk what that means i just meant that it took me and 10 other dudes to solve one long division problem at my pre-apprenticeship program
anon
how long do you think the average person boymodes for
>>463021
straw bury
:3
anon
>>463011
Basically this is cute, the anon is right
anon
I saw TWO comments saying they did for 2 or 3 years
anon
>>462864
I luv him he could fr I would help
anon
>/////<
anon
>>463022
the strongest boymoder boyremoves herself- ancient saying
anon
So callled strongest boymoder when I make her my woman
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
"Men" under 5'10 fighting with bugs
>>463030
anon
>>463030
You will be my woman, you better pray I do not find you or I will show you what it means to get (redacted for hornyposting) like a woman
anon
Randal can I come to your house n have a tea party
>>463036
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463031
I got chocolate chip ones
anon
Randal will you go shopping w me n we can buy me a new shirt or smth
>>463037
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463035
If you let me spend all your money on music CDs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463038
Dress like a crack-addicted college student
>>463044
anon
Basically turtleneck the FUCK out.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That's how I dress these days
anon
Works for both genders, works for every body type, works every time, turtlenecks are the superior clothing option. Turtleneck and nice pants or a skirt depending on which way you go there
anon
>>463039
I think I have that vibe or just mentally ill college student
>>463045
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463044
I wear: a band tee (expensive), checkered shirt (serial killer vibes), cheap jeans (my fat thighs ripped them) and sneakers (dirty)
0.1499% bloober!boymodewng
#ai is 5'7 tall

nah, it's average. not tall, not short. just in the middle.
is 5'7 tall
>>463048
0.1500% bloober!boymodewng
#ai is 5'7 tall (yes)

nope that's short sorry
is 5'7 tall (yes)
>>463052
anon
5'7 is microscopic
anon
I eat 5'7 people
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Basically when it comes to fashion you gotta look like a Kurt CObain doppelganger
anon
tfw I’m 3d :<
anon
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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463061
Hi Bury
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hold up I wanna draw that gimme a sec
anon
>>463063
noooo! loads gun n giant tits*
anon
6'5, stand on my money know I'm 6'5
>>463072
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463070
You eat people
anon
I eat people
anon
I’m a carnival
anon
ncannibal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I killed 4 people in 1997
anon
Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990 btw
anon
.play Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990
anon
I’m going to vore you
anon
you'll get it eventually bud
anon
I dislike vore
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You like bush?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Don't you know he did 9/11?
anon
tbh me too but it’s an exciting topic to bring up so I’m a voreer

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