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anon
>>462886
Maybe I would. Maybe I would tie you up, huh? Tie you up and then carry you by the ropes like you are my luggage bag??? WHAT THEN???
>>462892
anon
>>462892
Put imagine getting carried around and finally being high enough in air to see over people's heads.
>>462896
i like sad things
how do i become functional and powerful and smart and good at everything and hard working and stuff
>>462898>>462934
anon
>>462895
Therapy
Athletics
Studying
Not possible, practice what you can
I am a lazy bastard lmao so idk
i like sad things
ok new plan how do i find a genie that let's me make wishes and stuff
>>462904
straw bury
they r supposed 2 live in deserts and stuff rite?
anon
>>462896
that doesn't matter, because I am still going to tie you up and carry you in my arms
>>462908
anon
>>462900
they don't exist unfortunately
anon
If they did, I would be hype
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.play horse soldier horse soldier
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>>462908
horseys
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listen
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>>462911
yaaaay
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horsey soldiers
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ok i'm gonna forget if i don't do this now
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anon
huh
anon
Really makes you think
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straw bury
thats 16 percentages
anon
>>462895
ask yourself questions and answer honestly.
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you know what's dumb i could have just incremented it instead of spamming to avvoid the bad nbumber
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but i'm dumb
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so
anon
Oh, somehow up or down buttons trigger the last post to be reposted.
anon
Okay, when the text cursor is on it, it will go through old posts.
straw bury
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>>462943
straw bury
theyre shpwing us funny animal videos. theuy are fucking showing us funny animal videos in our dialectical behavioral therapy group
>>462998
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>>462944
#punt
anon
are we spamming?
anon
as a banned troll, i'd be happy to join you
anon
>>462946
turn that frown upside down :D there's a thread to spam
straw bury
theres this guy on the bus that i see every day but i think i wierded him out because i stared at him once
>>462951>>462954
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>>462950
>takes the bus
that's pretty cool
straw bury
whys it cool
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i like busses
anon
>>462950
I am belligerent on public transportation when I am drunk
anon
even though I am a happy friendly drunk, idk I just start fights on public transport when wasted
straw bury
ur one of those guys that walks in through the back door and starts yelling at random people and then shits hmself and gets dragged out by a cop?
>>462957
anon
But normally when I am drunk I just make my friends kiss their dates
straw bury
respect
straw bury
hail chrome dome
anon
There's a FUCKING MOUSE in this garage
anon
I am getting me mallet
straw bury
kill
anon
I am going to smash this mouse in my house with an oversized cartoon hammer
anon
No I would never, mice and rats are too smart
anon
smart things die all the time
anon
Perhaps, but a man's gotta have a code. And that code is that I am not supposed to hurt small animals that are smart
>>462970
anon
i dont like mice
anon
i dont like small animals in general, they move and then i get scared
>>462972
straw bury
or at least just that one
anon
>>462969
idk, the only critter that freaks me out somewhat are roaches
straw bury
one time i woke up with a roach crawling on my back
anon
I stomp those fuckers out with prejudice
straw bury
dont tell me
anon
someone i know from elsewhere just finished dexter recently which would be a weird coincidence if it happened independently with two people
straw bury
um....... swag money methinks????????????
anon
i don't know what that means but i think you are right
straw bury
means we making bread
straw bury
::kek
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What do you call an animal you keep in your car? A carpet.
anon
rip bb
anon
I’ll get a new one anyway
anon
what do you call a baby cousin you leave in your car?
anon
a carcus.
anon
Nice!
anon
How many dead babies does it take to paint your garage?
straw bury
idk how many
anon
I don't know, I lost track after 50
straw bury
how many construction workers does it take to solve a long division problem
>>462999
anon
>>462942
oh I’ve been meaning to do that I hope they’re good 4 u fr that sounds cool
anon
I don’t say Jej… I say lol
anon
jej
straw bury
>>463001
idk what that means i just meant that it took me and 10 other dudes to solve one long division problem at my pre-apprenticeship program
anon
how long do you think the average person boymodes for
>>463021
straw bury
:3
anon
>>463011
Basically this is cute, the anon is right
anon
I saw TWO comments saying they did for 2 or 3 years
anon
>>462864
I luv him he could fr I would help
anon
>/////<
anon
>>463022
the strongest boymoder boyremoves herself- ancient saying
anon
So callled strongest boymoder when I make her my woman
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
"Men" under 5'10 fighting with bugs
>>463030
anon
>>463030
You will be my woman, you better pray I do not find you or I will show you what it means to get (redacted for hornyposting) like a woman
anon
Randal can I come to your house n have a tea party
>>463036
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463031
I got chocolate chip ones
anon
Randal will you go shopping w me n we can buy me a new shirt or smth
>>463037
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463035
If you let me spend all your money on music CDs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463038
Dress like a crack-addicted college student
>>463044
anon
Basically turtleneck the FUCK out.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That's how I dress these days
anon
Works for both genders, works for every body type, works every time, turtlenecks are the superior clothing option. Turtleneck and nice pants or a skirt depending on which way you go there
anon
>>463039
I think I have that vibe or just mentally ill college student
>>463045
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463044
I wear: a band tee (expensive), checkered shirt (serial killer vibes), cheap jeans (my fat thighs ripped them) and sneakers (dirty)
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#ai is 5'7 tall

nah, it's average. not tall, not short. just in the middle.
is 5'7 tall
>>463048
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#ai is 5'7 tall (yes)

nope that's short sorry
is 5'7 tall (yes)
>>463052
anon
5'7 is microscopic
anon
I eat 5'7 people
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Basically when it comes to fashion you gotta look like a Kurt CObain doppelganger
anon
tfw I’m 3d :<
anon
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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463061
Hi Bury
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hold up I wanna draw that gimme a sec
anon
>>463063
noooo! loads gun n giant tits*
anon
6'5, stand on my money know I'm 6'5
>>463072
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463070
You eat people
anon
I eat people
anon
I’m a carnival
anon
ncannibal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I killed 4 people in 1997
anon
Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990 btw
anon
.play Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990
anon
I’m going to vore you
anon
you'll get it eventually bud
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You like bush?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Don't you know he did 9/11?
anon
tbh me too but it’s an exciting topic to bring up so I’m a voreer
anon
I jerk off at the table with my family before we eat meat because we’re vore ppl
anon
>>463091
I have cool fetishes, my socially unacceptable fetishes are still considered cool and epic.
>>463094
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463093
Feet are not cool
anon
My dad is a hardcore footfag lmao
>>463100
anon
feet are touchable
anon
if it’s part of someone and has nerves it’s a bratty reasonable fetish
anon
I can see the aesthetic value in feet even though I am not into it.
anon
(he is twinkanon is embarrassed)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
But can Twinknon make 30 minutes of dialoges interesting tho?
anon
he always does w us :3
anon
I actually bet I could
anon
you will outshine your father
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Quentin Tarantino film characters vs Seinfield cast who wins the yap session
anon
I am not Quentin Tarantino good, but I think I could hold a movie together on dialogue.
anon
My main issue is that like... I revert to tropes whenever I do creative writing pretty hard
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're 6'5 that's your issue
>>463113
anon
no air up there hard to think
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463113
Hehehehehe
anon
OwO
derrick_phone
i just closed my fucking eyes and got scared why it went dark is it over for me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're reverting back to toddler, I'm sorry Derrick
>>463125
derrick_phone
i should add that im also stone cold sober
rose
hi all
rose
its me sleepy rose orlando
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hi Oregano
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463125
Too bad
anon
oooh cool
rose
this is untrue btw
derrick_phone
age regressing to 8 hours ago when i was being productive
>>463150>>463134
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463133
Awww does baby Derry need his bottle? <;3
>>463136
rose
>>463132
can u not make me the like giant bearded man in this meme? thanks
>>463137
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463135
Don't have a template where you're a girl sorrt
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463136
Nooo baby come back I'll tell you a bed time story :(
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463139
Diaperfags are way worse
anon
Oh God please don't remind me of that
anon
The two basically go hand-in-hand tho
rose
not related to the diaper thing idc about that
straw bury
bai rose whats the diaper thing???????
straw bury
nvm i dont wanna know
rose
idk these two are talking about diapers
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm ready to educate the thread :^)
anon
Please don't randal
rose
but im mostly sad randal made a meme where i was a weird tall bearded man
straw bury
:(
anon
I’m definitely putting you on your diapes Randall
>>463161
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463159
Okay sorry
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463158
Making fun of my autoimmune disorder? Tsk tsk
anon
:O how could I
anon
I will doff my diapers and offer them to you as a gesture of my regret and submission
anon
new game: musical diapers
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
All of you need Jesus
anon## global mod
(Just taking a look around)
anon
you ARE jesus
anon
NOTHING TO SEE HERE OFFICER
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm shooting myself tomorrow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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I refuse to live a world where I'm forced to act like a toddler
>>463185
anon
I’m on my phone modkun
anon
you need to travel to my home and have sex with me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463175
Didn't happen
anon
.play was that the bite of 87
anon## global mod
>>463175
You have to know when to hold 'em when to fold 'em
anon
know when to walk away n know when to run
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Ffs it was just a joke I hate the internet so much
>>463184
anon## global mod
>>463183
What on earth are you talking about
anon
>>463174
I refuse to live in a world where I’m not forced to act like a toddler
anon
we are not the same
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I would go and take my meds but I'm not even prescribed with anything God why
anon
I think you could handle it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463188
Do I look like Nikolai Yezhov to you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Look, I'm sorry for offending anyone and everyone I don't do this on purpose I swear
>>463197>>463201
anon
he had nice hair
anon
and a cute name
anon
it bounces off the tongue
anon
basically the admins came in here and said everyone is going to have to play musical diapers at the meet up next weekend
>>463205
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463201
A thousand and a thousand more apologies from the depth of my heart
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I will visit a church tomorrow and repent
>>463208
anon
>>463199
You will have an opportunity to clear it up at some point. It'll be alright
anon
>>463199
you said nothing wrong I think maybe she just was feeling a lil tired or smth
anon
>>463199
i dont think u should put like trans women on charicatures of hairy monsters
cmon ranmdal
>>463209
anon
>>463203
oh will it have nice architecture? can we see? do they have men with sticks to chase off fat ppl like u if you try to enter?
>>463212
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463207
I already understood that
straw bury
everything hurts sometimes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463211
In the end everything is my fault, me and my long tongue
>>463220
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>>463216
can't even get a perma smite you have to do it one by one pathetic
>>463223
anon
>>463218
No, never, I'd never ever ever ever ever ever ever hornypost ever in my entire life I promise it was someone else I was being framed!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463219
It's a church, an eastern orthodox you go there and repent and pray and stuff
>>463230
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's not that complicated
anon
>>463215
the mod has him locked in a cock cage and spanks him into battle it’s terrible folks
>>463237
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>>463223
p a t h e t i c
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play protestant orthodox church
anon
Must... resist... hornyposting... at ... mdoeration team
anon
I bet they sacrafice ppl to their exotic eastern gods
>>463238
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463230
Last church I've been to saw Elijah the prophet church it's just a regular church
>>463286
derrick_phone
hi chat, im back
anon
>>463225
This is definitely not what is happening (please help me)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463232
Shut up, nobody does that. Neo pagans in Russia are either schizo or actual nazis
>>463247
anon## global mod
#derrick
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>>463239
global mod sucks and has no real power
>>463244
anon
This is a RAYTHEON board
derrick_phone
>>463239
no derrick doesnt understand the stock market. he likes sticks
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literally u suck tho
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what else can you do
anon
>>463238
that was actually pretty funny those terrible
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ohhh no i'm speaking in comic sans
anon## global mod
i can do THIS
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i like comic sans actually
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anon## global mod
derrick_phone
what just happenez......
anon
do you actually like ur church or smth Randal? do you have stories or smth?
>>463267
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
STOP
straw bury
#shorkspin
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the ban screen is still broken
anon## global mod
anon
I went to Sunday school as a kid n the boomer told us about how he would give away donuts to the poor after work which was cool
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Who the fuck is killing the UI
anon## global mod
derrick_phone
i dont like scary website :(
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463255
I've never been to church on my own
anon
cuz they’d try to sacrifice u I bet or you’d be tempted to marry the sacred virgins
>>463281
straw bury
ill bounce when im dead
>>463272
anon
MUST RESIST HORNYPOSTING
straw bury
ugh...
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GLOBAL MOD HAS NO POWER
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CAN'T DO ANYTHING
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IS PATHETIC
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IS SHORT
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IS TINY
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IS UM A COWARD
(GROUNDED)
anon
NO DICK NO BALLS AND PROBABLY NO BUTTHOLE EITHER
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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>>463269
Church is corrupt and only cares about money, I'd rather pray in my own place and spend money on something actually important (like 2hu figurines)
>>463288
anon
booker what is your opinion on the vestal virgins? how important to the fate of Rome?
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lmao imagine being grounded
>>463285
anon
Moderators threatened to put me in time out again!
anon
>>463233
what does saw Elijah the proffet mean?
anon
.play yakub explained
anon
>>463281
u need to start a 2hu church so everyone can save money by using the same 2hu shrine
anon
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