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anon
I jerk off at the table with my family before we eat meat because we’re vore ppl
anon
>>463091
I have cool fetishes, my socially unacceptable fetishes are still considered cool and epic.
>>463094
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463093
Feet are not cool
anon
My dad is a hardcore footfag lmao
>>463100
anon
feet are touchable
anon
if it’s part of someone and has nerves it’s a bratty reasonable fetish
anon
I can see the aesthetic value in feet even though I am not into it.
anon
(he is twinkanon is embarrassed)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
But can Twinknon make 30 minutes of dialoges interesting tho?
anon
he always does w us :3
anon
I actually bet I could
anon
you will outshine your father
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Quentin Tarantino film characters vs Seinfield cast who wins the yap session
anon
I am not Quentin Tarantino good, but I think I could hold a movie together on dialogue.
anon
My main issue is that like... I revert to tropes whenever I do creative writing pretty hard
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're 6'5 that's your issue
>>463113
anon
no air up there hard to think
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463113
Hehehehehe
anon
OwO
derrick_phone
i just closed my fucking eyes and got scared why it went dark is it over for me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're reverting back to toddler, I'm sorry Derrick
>>463125
derrick_phone
i should add that im also stone cold sober
rose
hi all
rose
its me sleepy rose orlando
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hi Oregano
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463125
Too bad
anon
oooh cool
rose
this is untrue btw
derrick_phone
age regressing to 8 hours ago when i was being productive
>>463134>>463150
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463133
Awww does baby Derry need his bottle? <;3
>>463136
rose
>>463132
can u not make me the like giant bearded man in this meme? thanks
>>463137
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463135
Don't have a template where you're a girl sorrt
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463136
Nooo baby come back I'll tell you a bed time story :(
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463139
Diaperfags are way worse
anon
Oh God please don't remind me of that
anon
The two basically go hand-in-hand tho
rose
not related to the diaper thing idc about that
straw bury
bai rose whats the diaper thing???????
straw bury
nvm i dont wanna know
rose
idk these two are talking about diapers
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm ready to educate the thread :^)
anon
Please don't randal
rose
but im mostly sad randal made a meme where i was a weird tall bearded man
straw bury
:(
anon
I’m definitely putting you on your diapes Randall
>>463161
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463159
Okay sorry
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463158
Making fun of my autoimmune disorder? Tsk tsk
anon
:O how could I
anon
I will doff my diapers and offer them to you as a gesture of my regret and submission
anon
new game: musical diapers
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
All of you need Jesus
anon## global mod
(Just taking a look around)
anon
you ARE jesus
anon
NOTHING TO SEE HERE OFFICER
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm shooting myself tomorrow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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I refuse to live a world where I'm forced to act like a toddler
>>463185
anon
I’m on my phone modkun
anon
you need to travel to my home and have sex with me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463175
Didn't happen
anon
.play was that the bite of 87
anon## global mod
>>463175
You have to know when to hold 'em when to fold 'em
anon
know when to walk away n know when to run
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Ffs it was just a joke I hate the internet so much
>>463184
anon## global mod
>>463183
What on earth are you talking about
anon
>>463174
I refuse to live in a world where I’m not forced to act like a toddler
anon
we are not the same
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I would go and take my meds but I'm not even prescribed with anything God why
anon
I think you could handle it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463188
Do I look like Nikolai Yezhov to you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Look, I'm sorry for offending anyone and everyone I don't do this on purpose I swear
>>463201>>463197
anon
he had nice hair
anon
and a cute name
anon
it bounces off the tongue
anon
basically the admins came in here and said everyone is going to have to play musical diapers at the meet up next weekend
>>463205
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463201
A thousand and a thousand more apologies from the depth of my heart
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I will visit a church tomorrow and repent
>>463208
anon
>>463199
You will have an opportunity to clear it up at some point. It'll be alright
anon
>>463199
you said nothing wrong I think maybe she just was feeling a lil tired or smth
anon
>>463199
i dont think u should put like trans women on charicatures of hairy monsters
cmon ranmdal
>>463209
anon
>>463203
oh will it have nice architecture? can we see? do they have men with sticks to chase off fat ppl like u if you try to enter?
>>463212
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463207
I already understood that
straw bury
everything hurts sometimes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463211
In the end everything is my fault, me and my long tongue
>>463220
0.1505% bloober!boymodewng
>>463216
can't even get a perma smite you have to do it one by one pathetic
>>463223
anon
>>463218
No, never, I'd never ever ever ever ever ever ever hornypost ever in my entire life I promise it was someone else I was being framed!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463219
It's a church, an eastern orthodox you go there and repent and pray and stuff
>>463230
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's not that complicated
anon
>>463215
the mod has him locked in a cock cage and spanks him into battle it’s terrible folks
>>463237
0.1506% bloober!boymodewng
>>463223
p a t h e t i c
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play protestant orthodox church
anon
Must... resist... hornyposting... at ... mdoeration team
anon
I bet they sacrafice ppl to their exotic eastern gods
>>463238
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463230
Last church I've been to saw Elijah the prophet church it's just a regular church
>>463286
derrick_phone
hi chat, im back
anon
>>463225
This is definitely not what is happening (please help me)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463232
Shut up, nobody does that. Neo pagans in Russia are either schizo or actual nazis
>>463247
anon## global mod
#derrick
0.1507% bloober!boymodewng
>>463239
global mod sucks and has no real power
>>463244
anon
This is a RAYTHEON board
derrick_phone
>>463239
no derrick doesnt understand the stock market. he likes sticks
0.1508% bloober!boymodewng
literally u suck tho
0.1509% bloober!boymodewng
what else can you do
anon
>>463238
that was actually pretty funny those terrible
0.1510% bloober!boymodewng
ohhh no i'm speaking in comic sans
anon## global mod
i can do THIS
0.1511% bloober!boymodewng
i like comic sans actually
(GROUNDED)
anon## global mod
derrick_phone
what just happenez......
anon
do you actually like ur church or smth Randal? do you have stories or smth?
>>463267
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
STOP
straw bury
#shorkspin
0.1512% bloober!boymodewng
the ban screen is still broken
anon## global mod
anon
I went to Sunday school as a kid n the boomer told us about how he would give away donuts to the poor after work which was cool
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Who the fuck is killing the UI
anon## global mod
derrick_phone
i dont like scary website :(
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463255
I've never been to church on my own
anon
cuz they’d try to sacrifice u I bet or you’d be tempted to marry the sacred virgins
>>463281
straw bury
ill bounce when im dead
>>463272
anon
MUST RESIST HORNYPOSTING
straw bury
ugh...
0.1513% bloober!boymodewng
GLOBAL MOD HAS NO POWER
(GROUNDED)
0.1514% bloober!boymodewng
CAN'T DO ANYTHING
(GROUNDED)
0.1515% bloober!boymodewng
IS PATHETIC
(GROUNDED)
0.1516% bloober!boymodewng
IS SHORT
(GROUNDED)
0.1517% bloober!boymodewng
IS TINY
(GROUNDED)
0.1518% bloober!boymodewng
IS UM A COWARD
(GROUNDED)
anon
NO DICK NO BALLS AND PROBABLY NO BUTTHOLE EITHER
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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>>463269
Church is corrupt and only cares about money, I'd rather pray in my own place and spend money on something actually important (like 2hu figurines)
>>463288
anon
booker what is your opinion on the vestal virgins? how important to the fate of Rome?
0.1519% bloober!boymodewng
lmao imagine being grounded
>>463285
anon
Moderators threatened to put me in time out again!
anon
.play yakub explained
anon
>>463281
u need to start a 2hu church so everyone can save money by using the same 2hu shrine
>>463295
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
4
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463288
I'd rather not
anon
that’s ok if that’s what u wanna do
anon## global mod
>>463296
But of course little wormie
Go forth and wriggle
>>463301
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play tewi russian news
derrick_phone
>>463298
ur so kind.....#hug
anon
.skip (video skipped)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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All of you need to shut up, eastern orthodoxy has NOTHING to do with human sacrifices and crucifying people because they disgree. It's literally just christianity but slav
>>463315
anon
These Yakubian moderators REFUSE to hug me
anon
>>463292
I guess it’s surprising to see a church named after pre jesus ppl to me
>>463314
anon
moderators are using their powers of tricknology on you, do not trust them
anon
>>463307
I do actually kno that I was being retarded maybe you’re joking or smth but I think I went too far mbe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yes the church is against homos but if you keep that to yourself noone will care
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh and btw vore is actually religiously approved because Jonah was eaten by a big fish, it's canon
anon
they differ from Catholics on it don’t they though? do they believe in transsubstantiation?
>>463321
anon
.play ben shapiro vore
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463319
Never heard of that. Most of christianity's braches are the same dogmas but different traditions and religious holidays. Like in orthodoxy baptism is essential and is done after the person is born
>>463324
anon
are they gone...
anon
>>463321
belief that the wafer and wine literally become jesuses body and blood upon being blessed they just look like wine and bread to us. Protestants didn’tlike it, no idea why the huge church went with this ruling on ‘this is my blood drink of it’ having to be literal
>>463332
anon
>>463323
Lain-Moderator Industrial Complex at work to crush the little guy
>>463326
anon
You are lucky I managed to resist sexually hara
>>463328
lain from computers
BYE
anon
DAMN YOU
anon
Curse be upon you, Yakubian
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463324
Protestants drink blood? Not suprised, that's what you get for having masses in a hallway with a stage
>>463357
anon
Catholicism is the OFFICIAL vore religion though I assume there are some Protestants who believe in transsubstantiation
anon
also Methodists were influenced by orthodoxy aparently
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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I love Yakub
derrick_fan
is it over for me? (listening to i know its over by the smiths on loop rn)
anon
cute vid I like their nice sweaters and cute things
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Protestants when they enter a catholic church
>>463360
anon
>>463321a
anon
there was a cool YouTube channel or it was back in the day called the Bible illiterated where a calm tolerant serbian level one priest where he still had a job and all talked about the history of orthodoxy and Catholicism and Christianity and drew little drawings
>>463348
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play morshu reads bible no ai
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Damn
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463345
Level 1 serbian priest? is this an rpg?
anon
ues
anon
yes
anon
and that’s the best class
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Steel Ball Run anime soon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Need more mormon propoganda
anon
of course you would like moreMANism
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My top priority rn
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
To visit Salt Lake City
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Ranfren is also mormon propaganda (JW are evil)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463357
It's called recreational drugs silly
anon
need Randal to inject me with recreational drugs in an exotic eastern vision quest ceremony
>>463362
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463361
Best I can do is give you a vodka enema
anon
exotic eastern potion
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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I think I'll just convert to mormonism instead, this is getting tiring
anon
I had a Mormon professor he was polite tbh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah I want to go door to door and annoy people legally
>>463370
anon
hear horror stories though from the kids there and they run those abuse camps parent who don’t want their children send them to
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Unlike JW mormons are not banned in Russia so we're good
anon
#write what is a level 1 serbian orthodox priests what are the ranks, like for a guy who probably won’t do big stuff

in the serbian orthodox church, the ranks for priests (starting from the basics) are:

1. **reader/chanter** (первочтец) – not a priest yet, just does readings during services.
2. **subdeacon** (иподиакон) – assists the deacon, still not ordained.
3. **deacon** (ђакон) – assists priests, can't perform sacraments like confession or eucharist alone.
4. **priest** (свештеник) – the main rank most guys stay at. can do usual parish duties (services, sacraments).

if a priest doesn't climb higher, they might get:
- **archpriest** (протојереј) – honorary title for long service, still same job but a bit fancier.

most stop at plain priest (sveštenik) unless they dive into hierarchy stuff (bishop, etc.).
what is a level 1 serbian orthodox priests what are the ranks, like for a guy who probably won’t do big stuff
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Anyway you should come to Russia and see how wonderful my homeland is
anon
it would be so based if I improved it
anon
like build a dam, raised an army, gave you a nice city and all
>>463376
anon
and they built a statue of me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463374
>like build a dam
Bro is a beaver
anon
you’d be all like whoooaaahhhh anon I didn’t think you’d do that
anon
yeah it’s my Canadian genes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
If you think you can pretend to be canadian to lure me in you're wrong, everyone knows Canada is not real
anon
it’s over
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's joever
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Btw, Biden has cancer too now
anon
my grandparents told me I was from Canadians to prepare me to rizz you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
First Charles III and now Joe, I'm noticing a pattern
anon
they knew how important it is
anon
but they failed to give me red hair
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not ginger? Not interested
anon
wait someone is rizzing up randalfag right now
>>463391
anon
not ginger? you’re a cringer
anon
it’s impossible even my insensitive religious remarks didn’t do it and that’s my go to strategy to get women
>>463395
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463392
Yeah, your upper body is in the clouds ofc I can't see all of you
anon
>>463394
This is still true, my hornyposting powers stripped, it has made me weakened
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Twinknon more like Hornynon amirite
anon
I have seen the consequences, nazi femboys, depressed boymoders, much like the mighty... idk some kind of animal... I am an important part of the ecosystem
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463400
Randalgender randalsexual randalromantic
>>463402
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Seriously speaking tho, I identify as agender ig. Cause gender idk scuks
anon
I’d like to be agender too and I also dislike it but also have my horny moments
>>463408
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm a punk
anon
that’s bazed
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463405
Pretty sure that;s not how it works
anon
it’s over
anon
I’m a punk
anon
it’s how it works now
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
When you don't feel horny that's asexual. When you don't vibe with being non-binary that's agender
anon
we’re so back
anon
but I’m horny Iin the context of gender
>>463416
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463414
Bro coomed so much it changed his molecular structure
anon
yeah it does
anon
I’m like the cool aid man but with cum instead of the blood he had in the tank he carried with him
>>463420
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're semenman
anon
yes yes the cumaid man is for everyone
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Everybody disappeared
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463424
I need fuel for my homemade tank
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You know water-cooled PCs right? It's ;ike that but powered with cum instead of diesel fuel
>>463430
anon
My body is a machine that turns anon's cum into my cum
anon
I will refine his cum in my stomach or their cum, I didn't catch the full conversation
>>463434>>463432
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
All natural ecofriendly
anon
>>463429
we will create a sustainable circular ecosystem together twinkanon
>>463436
anon
.play it's always sunny closed economy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463429
Are a spider? You have external digestion?
>>463439
anon
>>463432
I feel like there will be loss of caloric value if we just swap cum constantly, we will need an outside force to occasionally stimulate our cum economy
>>463441
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ouroboros of cum
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Actually nvm I'm calling the police and getting a restraining order
>>463442
anon
>>463434
I never realized they did that wow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This is why I stopped reading hentai
>>463443
anon
>>463440
but how will you educate yourself if u don’t
anon
learn English from hentai
learn math from hentai
learn science from hentai
learn the nature of man and society from hentai
>>463448>>463449
anon
it’s that simple
anon
>>463441
So what we can do is operate on a schedule, I will drink your cum Monday, Wednesday, Friday. You can drink my cum Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, then on Saturday, we bring in a group to stimulate the cum economy.
>>463454>>463450
derrick_fan
>>463444
learn self loathing from the smiths
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463444
The only thing I learned is that men uteruses too
>>463452
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Twinknon is a germy lol
anon
>>463449
that’s biology let’s all thank hentai
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play german memes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Everybody shut up, german memes
anon
lol fugg rip mountain biker
straw bury
>>463455
ugh. go drink some cum or something
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Actually no, I'll put you in an iron maiden
anon
I wish I was German I would eat German cakes every day (American)
>>463463
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463461
Germany sucks
anon
they have cake and cookies and I think pies
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Americans have donut chicken burgers
anon
those are too heavy all at once the fried.l chicken between donuts ze Germans are smart to balance these things
anon
where i am from we don't have notable national pastries but i do like sweets anyways
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Every like New Year my parents make new year salads but I never ate any because I'm scared of them
anon
karaen moment
anon
what is that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Salads that people eat on New YEar
anon
do they have an atypical composition of ingredients or are they literally just salads for new years
anon
oooh story :)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>463477
I will
anon
>>463475
oh dear. i prefer my salads with uhh what do u call it... vinaigrette?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't like salads, I just eat lettuce
>>463481
0.1520% bloober!boymodewng
>>463480
i don't like lettuce i just eat ceasar dressing
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
ALARMMM
anon
AHLARM
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
German porno is funny
anon
that was fairly dizzy yeh
anon
rizzy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gymbros in Germany are a different breed
>>463495
anon
based
anon
badrd
anon
badef
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bagel
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play was ist dein liebelings
anon
>>463475
ah interesting could be fun mbe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I swear to God, I've been learning this godforsaken language for 4 fucking years and I still don't understand shit
0.1521% bloober!boymodewng
>>463487
what would you know about germany

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