>>464416
wish this were true for me

i want a chubby femboy (without male pattern baldness sorry)

>>464438
no this is just annoying. if you do this you are annoying.

>>464446
>cant spell british
over for u anon sorry

>>464474
inb4 (user was banned for this post)

>>464481
do me a favour type # debrainworm with no space as a command

#debrainworm

wow

kidding im crying rn

>>464495
me too. im hoping someday soon i will have a chance to go back to what i was doing before which was reading all day. but rn i cant

i think using this site probably indicates you did not turn out fine. like i think most users here did not. then again im too old idk if the culture here has changed.

>>464517
yeah i know u did

>>464523
if you would wait 10 minutes to post on 4chan or worse sign up with an email or pay then your life is over. but i think reddit people are just average. it's just the average person is like really annoying. sad life.

>>464532
well yea thats literally what i mean. like captcha got to 10 mins anyone still there has no life

>>464551
yes

.skip (voted to skip this video)

>>464540
i think that it is because something that is broadly appealing is bland. look at the "top of all time" on any subreddit. it's not the best posts of that category, it's just the posts that the most people could potentially find inoffensive. and so the reddit algorithm is literally just promoting *not the best* but the most mediocre content

wonderful

when you spend time with average people their milquetoast presence isn't like a negative force on your psyche, bland conversations are whatever. it's just online they take up space and that's annoying

>>464567
no i was about to say that anyways don't worry

if i am going to use slang i don't like i opt for the maximally upsetting "normoids" instead

>>464574
well i dont wanna include slurs because i dont talk to people who would keep talking to me afterwards if i did

>>464577
is it meat? i thought that was like potato or like something of this sort

>>464582
the greatest. my fav.

i also like um. a similar thing but with eggplant. idk the name. my dad always called them "space cakes" growing up for fun so now i don't know the real name for the food.

>>464588
this works. you can add fish too which is pretty tasty. if you are feeling dutch you can try the potato cakes with mayonnaise.

actually chat what are our thoughts on mayonnaise on french fries. i would like to query your opinions.

>>464605
have u tried it with fries

u should it is very good

>>464611
no such thing.

im not a feeder i just like fat ppl. i think they're cute. someday ill meet the perfect fat person for me.

ive seen pics of you, you're very pretty

i also like skinny people >>464627 i am not picky. skinny means they are cute and fat means there's more to grab

>>464630
bad news rn my hair is the perfect length to look horrible. until it grows ~1 inch more i will be ugly. time should go faster.

is that news?

why?

i had bowel problems as a kid yet i was never on the news.

>>464652
i was trying to say that i shat in a pool as a kid without saying it explicitly but i guess subtlety didnt work

YES

im killing myself this is the worst

im not actually killing myself

>>464661
i remember when opworm replaced with glorp temporarily

those were dark times

>>464686
who?

i checked his filmography i have not seen any of these. srry.

>>464702
i stopped doing it as much when it started making my fingers hurt when i pressed with them

>>464710
im so tired

ever notice that in mozart's opera i forget which one there's a bunch of 3's it's becuase 3 is the number of the illuminati freemasons which he was part of. pretty crazy.

mozart also composed music. i feel like this is more interesting. i know many people online who seemingly do this who go by the pseudonym "anon" on libpol.org >>464723

i will hug an iron maiden to persuade it to be nicer and stop killing people. we can all be friends. :>

what is iwtg

see >>464747 i dont htink this would work. its like bed of nails shit.

>>464753
well if its for an official inspection i have no choice

seems like a silly creation. would be much easier to just shackle someone to a chair then stab them with a sword. or knife. or whatever.

>shitty canadian web comic
IT'S A WEBCOMIC ABOUT MEEEEEE

ok good night chat i am going to go fall asleep