BRUH

I CAN'T RETIRE UNTIL 2057 WTF

i'm doing mmy pension stuff now for work and yeah i can't retire until 2057

life is pain

32 years

55

is still annoying

all of the old people coworkers get to retire earlier

wait what hte frick

#c 150,000/12 (12500)

oh cuz it's projection inflation

>>472903
LITERALLY 32 YEARS

are you rich

no sorry the earliest is can retire is literally 2051 but i get hit with a bunch of penalities

this is such bs

i hate my stupid tranny life

2051 i would be 48

>>472919
why not

#c 2051-2025 (26)

only 26 years which is way better than 32

and apparently i'm reading it again and they want be to retire at 65

which is like ancient

>>472928
i'll just be rich stoopid

>>472933
well i don't have the money now but after 26 years id hope i'd figure it out

that's like

#c 26 years in seconds (8.199×10^8 seconds)

i am be HELD HOSTAGE by my WORKPLACE until I AM OLD AND DECREPIT its OUTRAGEOUS

yeah i mean probably

brother i have to actually work hard lol

i can't really get into it

ugh it sounds arrogant

but 1000 people apply 100 people make it to the first test like 30 people to the interview and then they hire like 10-20 to teach and then of the 10-20 you usually lose a few people and then on top of that you have on the job training which you lose people at too

so like .... yano it's a hard job

48

it's complicated

not military tho lol

actually useful stuff to society (kinda)

imma just bank that ai will take my job and then we'll get a big pay out

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>>472961
it would be so based tho

awhh

nona

yes

oh a gun

yeah if u want

that's probably a bad idea then

well i mean it d epends on what you're you using it for

if you're using it to make money then its a good investment probably

holy crap this is only game 1

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>>472987
#time in orlando (6:51:53 p.m. eastern daylight time, thursday, may 22, 2025)

erm it's 7pm

but good morning

>>472995
what

i have received terrible news shrimp

>>472994
who cares about berlin orlando is the center of the universe

>>472999
i can't retire until 2057

>>473004
55

no anything about 22 is old

okie

>>473011
SPEAK EN-GER-LISH

omg derrick in chat?? the ferret himself?

same happens to me when i miss my injections

>>473037
apparently to my house cuz im feelin pretty eeby deeby rn

u dont know what eeby deeby means?

you *are* bi i suppose

cant be helped

>>473056
wh

to be clear you have been begging for people to be biphobic to you every time ive seen you in chat i dont actually care

presumably denying the possibility that someone could like both men and women? idk. i dont know if anyone gets like materially discriminated for being bi or if its just like a tumblr thing

if only this were true i actually score half as many

i am prejudiced against bi people

i >>473068 had a girlfriend in the past. once.

i figure if i were straight or lesbian i wouldve had 2 by now

okay im not trying to say ur lying but like i could swear

i must be hallucinating srry

i was volunteering i mean the past couple days

>>473075
ur literally crazy they're not lying

okay

common occurance

i have no idea what you said btw

>>473085
no i would never

>>473088
i read a book. finished chapter 2

i think boys who call people boss by default are cute

wait ur not a criminal? so is this like....

i have a ratio of 47 on some of my torrents

B)

LOL

are u coming out as stupid

>>473100
#pet you're such a good doctor

one time a girl called me a sperg and that was one of the highlights of my life

it helps that she is very conventionally attractive

empirically i can tell you that i did not cry, i found it very hot

>>473114
bad doctor

>>473115
red doctor blue doctor

you are a woman

whats her name fuck the like subordinate of houae

::greg house

i played "give up" as a kid

>>473131
now i cant get it to run on anything but i wanna try it again to see if im better at gaming or not

cutty idk

cuddy

i googled it

>>473183
>y... oo ... hot...
omg thgank you so mmuch for the compliment

is lost highway by uhh wim wenders?

i see. i knew it was one of the two.

>>473203
#edit remove everything after "perfect person"

>>473203
omg ty did u have any questiona

what is it

i am :)

im thinking. calculating in my head

iirc it doesnt really matter

so long as its like bioavailable it will work

oh is that why

>>473218
i inject subcutaneously because its easier

i thought u were gonna ask something about one of my actual fields of expertise i was getting excited

>>473229
no im a loser

i am studying mathematics

>>473230
the doctor?

hi twinkanon

>>473245
im entering my third year but my school goes pretty fast. fourth year is a bunch of cross listed grad courses so its basically a first year of grad school.

actually because im so cool and intelligent im doing some grad courses next year

not sure yet. gotta wait till like june or julu to know for sure. but pretty certain i will have

like 1. real analysis 2. complex analysis 3. partial differential equations 4. differential geometry 5. differential topology 6. abstract algebra 7. functional analysis courses (this is two semesters worth)

>>473268
depends what you already know. if you are comfortable with high school math then my favourite textbook was understanding analysis by stephen abbott. its on how to do calculus like a cool person.