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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473062
Also this never happened
anon
okay im not trying to say ur lying but like i could swear
>>473081
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I literally do not remember doing anything like that
anon
i must be hallucinating srry
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I was on Bsky this whole evening collecting Evan Dorkin art
anon
i was volunteering i mean the past couple days
0.2002% bloober!boymodewng
>>473075
ur literally crazy they're not lying
anon
okay
anon
common occurance
0.2003% bloober!boymodewng
i have no idea what you said btw
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I am being cancelled rn??
>>473086
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Okay, just checkin
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I did nothing productive today (again)
>>473090
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Did my english exam (got a B), ate a shit ton of McDonalds, went to sleep, now I'm gonna be up all night
anon## global mod
dont forget to check out state sponsored artist rose orlando found on rose orlando dot band camp dot com
>>473093
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473090
I've been looking towards weekends cause I also want to read my books
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473091
Will do, boss
anon
i think boys who call people boss by default are cute
>>473103
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm a goon (not that kind)
anon
wait ur not a criminal? so is this like....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I pirated more movies than most americans do in their whole life
anon
i have a ratio of 47 on some of my torrents
anon
B)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Had to download an entirety of Good Doctor for my mom to watch, Shaun is literally me
>>473104
anon
LOL
anon
are u coming out as stupid
>>473106
0.2004% bloober!boymodewng
>>473100
#pet you're such a good doctor
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473103
My heart tells me to pump it with energy drinks
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473102
I am coming out as assburger
anon
one time a girl called me a sperg and that was one of the highlights of my life
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Waow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
9074.jpg
::waow
anon
it helps that she is very conventionally attractive
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Idk, if a 8/10 girl told me I look like a sperg I would cry
anon
empirically i can tell you that i did not cry, i found it very hot
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hmmmm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
We need Freud for this
>>473115
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
House?
>>473118
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I am here too
anon
you are a woman
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Which one
anon
whats her name fuck the like subordinate of houae
>>473129
anon
::house kissing
anon
::house_md
anon
::greg house
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473124
Idk didn't watch it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I only saw a flash game on some website when I was a kid but I was too scared to play it
anon
i played "give up" as a kid
>>473134
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The only good autism representation is Anton Chighur
anon
>>473131
now i cant get it to run on anything but i wanna try it again to see if im better at gaming or not
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
>peak female performance
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473133
Does this actually happen in the show
>>473137
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473139
Old man yaoi
anon
tell cudi i want ketamine
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cudi? Like Kid Cudi?
>>473144
anon
cutty idk
anon
cuddy
anon
i googled it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fuckass name
anon
::fuckass
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's by Evan Dorkin
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You don't know him but he made Eltingville Club
anon
ah i see
anon
i dont know that one
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I will forever be sad that they never made a show based of the comics but at least there's a pilot
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
With Aquabats music
anon
ok so you know how bats are uh Not Great at flying
>>473162
anon
mods posted yaoi
anon
Because they evolved it a lot more recently and theyre all like
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473159
No shit
anon
fluttering around and shit clumsily
anon
well despite that, the mexican free tailed bat is the fastest manmal and one of the fastest flying animals ever at level powered flight (eg not diving like falcons) even including birds
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
They're cute, that's all that matters to me
anon
they can go genuinely 100mph
anon
can you imagine that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah, that's probably very fast n stuff
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Btw I'm the guy who keeps queueing Fnaf fan songs
anon
do you think theyre all spazzing out and spiralint around when they go that fast
>>473173
anon
on account of their bad flying and stuff
anon
i like to think theyre just really determined and like it kinda freaks them out every time but they have a reputation to hold up so they gotta hype themselves up every time even though it's like ass clenching every time
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473170
Like the main character of Scarface when he gets high on angel dust?
>>473174
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cool
anon
like tony scarface yeah
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I recently found out that the guy from Machine Girl is non-binary, poggers
anon
thats such a good movie
anon
i like when the music is like BEEEE ooooo WEEEE ooooi BOOOOOWWWW wooo you know?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sandstorm by Darude
anon
this ine
anon
i swear every single good hotline miami song is based off this one scarface song
>>473187
anon
the most frustrating thing about being a dog is when your master holds your nose shut when you're trying to whine
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
They're speaking pasta language
>>473186
0.2006% bloober!boymodewng
>>473183
>y... oo ... hot...
omg thgank you so mmuch for the compliment
>>473190
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473186
So taco then
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This is bretty good, would listen while driving
>>473191
anon
>>473189
have you listened to hotline miami OST
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Only ones by MOON
anon
or hotline miani 2 ost
anon
MOON is real good
anon
release fuckinf slaps
anon
thats my favorite song of all time for playing fighting yames
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Who is Yames and whta did they do
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play david bowie lost highway
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I went to see Lost Highway last month, best 2 hours in my life
anon
is lost highway by uhh wim wenders?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No, David Lynch
anon
i see. i knew it was one of the two.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh btw, you're the perfect person rn because I just had a question and I think you're the only one who can answer
>>473206>>473204
anon
>>473203
#edit remove everything after "perfect person"
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nuh uh, you're gonna answer my queation
anon
>>473203
omg ty did u have any questiona
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yes I do
anon
what is it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I just thought, on the topic of hrt, do you think the most efficient way to make estrogen/estradiol effective is too inject it into balls?
anon
that's a joke right?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Assuming you're pre-op
anon
i am :)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well?
anon
im thinking. calculating in my head
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You know, going straight to source
anon
iirc it doesnt really matter
anon
so long as its like bioavailable it will work
anon
it matters. it needs to be injected in a muscle. it slowly absorbs into your body over time instead of getting dumped into your bloodstream all at once.
>>473224
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
But wouldn't that make it 100% effectve?
anon
oh is that why
anon
yes. in fact if it gets into a vein you basically wasted it. thats why you evade them. not some matter of safety.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Damn, didn
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
didn't know that
anon
>>473218
i inject subcutaneously because its easier
anon
the middle of the thigh is a location relatively absent of veins and nerves, thats why its a popular injection location. the ass is another good spot, but its hard to twist yourself around to self inject in the butt.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh yeah, I saw a couple photos of this trans woman and she had a lot of injection sites on her thigh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That explains it
anon
i thought u were gonna ask something about one of my actual fields of expertise i was getting excited
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're a medic?
>>473231
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You know I was always curious as to where doctors go when they need presriptions and stuff
>>473235>>473237
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Interesting. I'm a language major myself
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473230
Because the only case I know is a soviet doctor operating his own appendix
anon
.play MOON release
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Da Doctorrrrrr
anon
i think doctors can self-prescribe but they are more legally vulnerable for doing it
anon
>>473242
pointing out my height... mogging me with your short stature
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're too tall, can't hear you
anon
>>473245
im entering my third year but my school goes pretty fast. fourth year is a bunch of cross listed grad courses so its basically a first year of grad school.
>>473251
anon
actually because im so cool and intelligent im doing some grad courses next year
>>473257
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>be me >me bee
>>473255
anon
>and when i woke i did not know if i was a bee dreaming i was a troon or a troon dreaming i was a bee
>>473259
anon
>>473253
what classes do you have this upcoming semester
anon
not sure yet. gotta wait till like june or julu to know for sure. but pretty certain i will have
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Troon
anon
like 1. real analysis 2. complex analysis 3. partial differential equations 4. differential geometry 5. differential topology 6. abstract algebra 7. functional analysis courses (this is two semesters worth)
>>473268>>473269
anon
man just felt misplaced
anon
never goon
::never goon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473263
I only finished high school because the compolsury math exam was cancelled because of Covid
>>473274
anon
>>473268
depends what you already know. if you are comfortable with high school math then my favourite textbook was understanding analysis by stephen abbott. its on how to do calculus like a cool person.
>>473271
anon
>>473270
done and dusted with calculus and did a lil'bit of discrete mathematics
anon
i dropped out of high school and took the GED like 3 years later
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I can't imagine anyone genuiely enjoying number crunching
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
ain't easy, I feel ya
anon
>>473274
>>473275
must suck to be well into ur 20s already meanwhile im still a teenager
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Uhhh isn't this board 18+
anon
uhhhhhhhhhh
anon
i am 18 it says teen at the end of 18
>>473284
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No offense just asking
anon
18 and 19
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh okay, carry on
anon
im turning 19 in like a few months
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I gonna be honest I also started posting on 4chan when I was 17 going on 18 so
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Loisence
anon
the lady who runs my gym class said she didnt get a license until she was 44
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Getting a driving lisence is too much work, I just use public transport
anon
>>473298
ur university a shit if they make you declare that early
anon
>>473300
if ur 18 arent u a freshamn
anon
no i am going into my junior year
anon
wtf you started college at 15??
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#gleegloo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Interesting things brewing on libpol tonight
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglay
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay derrick
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#buryshoe
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#glegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegle
anon
>>473308
2 years ago i was going into first year. and i was 16 then. my birthday is right before school starts so i was 17 when i entered.
>>473314
anon
>>473313
thats crazy ur one of them fucking sm*rt people skipping grades and shit..... i dont trust like that
>>473317
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
mfw.png
I was on the verge of expultion like 3 times in my almost 4 year long uni career, maybe higher education isn't for me
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
when i was 16 i was a skinhead getting drunk and doing weed in local gigs
anon
>>473314
i just really hated high school so i didnt wanna do 4 years of it.
anon
i went to uni for a year and then i just stopped going to classes and paying tuition and they send me a bunch of emails like ummm where r u oomfie and i never responded
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It feels good to be a seniour and graduating this year, just need to finish thesis and defend it
anon
im so not prepared for being a senior im too young
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm genuiely drained physically and mentally, I want to be a NEET
>>473325
anon
school is too hard my professor said he was disappointed with my whole class' performance
anon
when i was in middle school i was in all the advanced classes and stuff they were like wtf youre so smart youre gonna go to college early and do all this smart people stuff and then i basically never got smarter again and im stuck at the level of an above average middle schooler and ive maybe even regressed a bit
>>473327
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
When I was in middle school this girl who was always bulling me infect me with headlice and my mom washed my hair with gasoline to get rid of them
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>473321
being a neet is awesome only if you're good enough doing something artistic because otherwise doing nothing can be as draining as having a lot of responsibilities
>>473328
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
like, something artistic or a cool and easy to have hobby
anon
>>473323
im only good at math. im below average at like anything else. except i guess physics which is basically math.
>>473330
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473325
I want to get a job tbh, I'm tired of leeching of my parents' paychecks
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
0:38dadad.mp3
also today i made this small thing and i kinda like it and might include it in my album...
anon
>>473327
im only good at rememebering 10,00000 wikipedia facts and not actually processing novel information or making good decisions or having common sense or figuring things out and i think that flavor of autism was good enough for being really good at middle school wnd basically nothing else
>>473334
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm good at quoting youtube poops
>>473335
anon
For me, it's being too degenerate or reckless to stick to something for an extended period of time while just being capable enough to skate by
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wish I had like math or literature autism but instead I got gun autism
>>473339
anon
>>473330
i really think this is awesome tho. its also my passtime to browse wiki and just learn random stuff. i like learning in general and i think if ur doing that ur smarter than most people in uni anyways (sidenote this is why i hate chatgpt)
>>473341
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play british bake off ytp
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh boy my favourite
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>473333
i don't have math autism but when i make songs i use odd time signatures which kinda requires a little bit of math??? its weird but that's the only way i can use numbers
>>473343
anon
odd time signatures as in like strange or
>>473342
anon
>>473334
if im smart its not the kind fo smart that resolves in any kind of material benefit to myself or my life or my social relationships
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>473340
as in relatively uncommon... like there's a song i made that has a section with 3 instruments playing at different time signatures and like the synths are at liek 32/16
>>473345
anon
its just the kind of smart thts annoying to be around because i can um ackchually any surface level discussion of one of my autistic fixations but am not actually smart enough to say something profound about them
>>473350
anon
>>473343
From what I understand, music majors have to do an absolute shitload of math
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>473345
chumiluuh.bandcamp.com/track/el-sol-saldr-para-todos-alborada-demo
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
i think it doesn't sound bad
anon
>>473344
ya i started studying math intensely because i got sick of this feeling. i wanted to actually understand something on a deeper level for once. unfortunately theres infinite math to learn so i never succeeded
>>473354>>473352
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Randyyyy
anon
>>473350
tried doing that with a few thinys and it never worked im stuck being a knowitall idiot & and i dont know how to do socializing outside of that
>>473353
anon
>>473352
its okay its cool just remember that even a passing familiarity with a wide breadth is more than most people know about these topics so its not like worthless
anon
>>473350
that's just how it is with most things, you will certainly not master it in undergrad, you might have a firm grasp in grad school, but you'll never know everything
>>473362
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I want to pirate FL Studio someday and become a micro celebrity in the breakcore scene
>>473356
anon
>>473355
dont let your dreams be dreams trans ppl are singlehandedly saving like 17 genres of music right now, is your time to shine soldier o7
>>473357
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473356
I'm not trans but I feel like this might change something maybe
>>473358
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm not trans
anon
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
anon
Randalfag isn't trans
anon
but randal is like an ftm icon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not me
anon
i feel so lied to
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm agender
>>473369
anon
:0
anon
>>473362
You will know what it is like to get (redacted for hornyposting) like a woman
>>473372
0.2007% bloober!boymodewng
The one with the white black green flag
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Biblically accurate Randalfag
>>473375
anon
>>473372
I am going to fuck every math major in the country until I finally find you, then I will make you my woman
>>473377
dawn
you will never find me twinkanon
>>473382
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473375
Glegle
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play franz ferdinand call me
anon
>>473377
Then I will just have to get my passport
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Love Franz Ferdinand, discoreved them because I really wanted a male cover of Call Me by Blondie
>>473384
anon
>>473376
I'll make you eat those words
anon
Out of a dogbowl
anon
oh actually while i was boymoding today some guy walked up to me and was like "im 63 so like.... im sorta new to all this" and i stared at him and said "what are you talking about"
>>473406>>473415>>473430
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>473388
#kick
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Baaaah
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473394
Do I look like Oxford Dictionary to you
0.2011% bloober!boymodewng
>>473394
#reply

greatest means like the best, top tier. of is just a connector word, links stuff. all means every single one, no exceptions. time is like... the thing that keeps moving forward, seconds turning into minutes into hours into days. that's it.
>>473403
anon
>>473394
technically we can never truly define these axiomatically
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
English is a fake language
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
bloober try not to be punchable challenge (impossible)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No punching plz
>>473410
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Be civil
dawn
.play weezer cant dance dont ask me
anon
>>473387
He's sort of new to boymoding
anon
>>473407
western thrace in 19something
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cool
0.2012% bloober!boymodewng
>>473403
why you hit me #ksay lain nadie is being mean
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I will beat you up with my laptop
anon
I am watching what I eat
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>473418
#kick
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ouch
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>473416
chocolate chunks.......... not chips..
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Stop
anon
>>473415
he said "yknow im old im 63, im not up to date" and walked away and then didnt talk to me again
>>473432
anon
>>473387
pls tell me the conclusion of this situation im on the edge of my seat
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bar fight in the thread tonoight
anon
>>473426
That's actually the most based interaction to have ever occurred
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Weezer is incelcore
anon
he is so fucking awesome it made me happy but i was too busy boymoding
>>473442
anon
>walk up to this girl in a hoodie
>say I am confused by the hoodie
>walk away
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473434
Damn your old lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473440
Now this looks good
anon
>>473435
See, what he meant to say is that he wanted to give you a hug
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play weezer buddy holly
anon
ok but being serious WHAT HAPPENED AFTERWARDS HOW DID THE SITUATION RESOLVE IM GONNA TAKE THIS CONFUSIN TO MY GRAVE ARENT I
>>473455
dawn
.play weezer butterfly
0.2013% bloober!boymodewng
>>473445
define awesome define sauce
anon
Cookie thread
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
cookie thread yay
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cookie CLicker
anon
Lemme make some cookies real quick
dawn
i have like a metric fuck ton of batter i doubled the recipe

i'll send you all some cookies
anon
Actually nadie have you ever made those tapioca starch cheese breads they do in brazil
>>473457
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I made homemade cookies once, it was good
anon
>>473444
NOTHING nothing happened he walked away and then didnt speak to me. i elbowed his plate later by accident and he said sorry that is the most interaction that came afterwarda
>>473458>>473463
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Always homemade over storebought
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>473453
pao de queijo? man i really want to
>>473459
anon
>>473457
I don't speak brazilian, but I make those fuckers all the time
anon
So easy and so fucking good
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
they look really good yeah i wanna make some
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Uhhhh
anon
yea i wish i couldve said "thank u" and told the truth but my life is a prison
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This song is really Billcore
anon
it's nice when like old people try their best to be good, like the "my grandthem" thing
>>473469>>473468
anon
>be me 63 donf give a fuck about anything except hooters n watching tv
anon
>>473466
YEAHHHH i dont care if they get it wrong it makes me so happy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473466
I would cry if someone called me that
anon
>go out to get some coffee or some shit
>notice boymoder
>ummm wtf
<yo im 63 i dont get it
>"uhhh what"
<im 63 ya know
>leave
what a chad
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pronouns are he/they btw
>>473475
anon
>>473471
surely there is a more efficient way to do this
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473471
Same as it ever was same as it ever was same as it ever was
anon
>>473472
I heard one of those dumbass conservative jokes earlier but it was actually kind of funny, it was I think how does a trans samurai kill someone, He slash them, like he/them

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