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anon
>>473664
I have a pic on my phone, but this site hates when I try to upload pics from it
anon
>>473676
mine got an awesome fuckin shark tho
anon
imagine any other pride flag as an LED lighting on a computer
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Actually, I was thinking about making a pride flag for myself, it would be like bi flag but with Randal's colors (orange black white)
>>473685>>473686
anon
they would all be a fucking mess
anon
but bisexual lighting is sooo kino
anon
>>473681
Unfortunately, your flag is tied to your image, much like mine. If I changed my flag it would be like faking my death
anon
>>473687
ur not wrong but 88 was just a number before the fascists got it and swasticas meant like peace and shit before the nazis got em
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm not gonna make orange and black touch dw
anon
still dont like those symbols even if they were bastardized by evil ppl
dawn
.play queen millionaire waltz
anon
>>473694
they arent toching. not gay
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Imagine having a pair of balls always attached to you. Pretty gay
anon
>>473693
That's why I always press my balls against my partner's
anon
i want my balls removed
anon
but its expensive and im broke and also idiot idk if i mentioned that b4
>>473704
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I want my whole body removed, need to become a computer program
dawn
they insist upon themselves
>>473705
anon
>>473701
One day you'll be able to get the surgery you need
anon
.play pink floyd money
dawn
.play pink floyd interstellar overdrive
anon
i will never find genuine love its so over
>>473715
dawn
don't be a doomer anon you'll find someone eventually
anon
1
anon
theres a mid 40s guy in my apartment block i talked to a few weeks ago and it was all friendly hes like oh ive seen u around but never said hi, how r u what do you do etc and we chatted and it was nice and then i was leaving and he like doubletaked and stopped himself and he was like u wanna go out for drinks and that was scary bc hes like double my age and i said no thx but now i have to maybe see him whenever i go outside
>>473720
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play boku patalliro opening
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I have a genuine reason to identify as agender, you gotta understand
anon
I have a reason to identify as a gender, cause I only got one!
dawn
reason shmeason who are you the gender police
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm gender cop, give your illegal genders to me
fujo
>>473713
shit im sorry you're going through this..
idk stuff like this is the reason why i just don't talk to people
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The problem is that Brian May is still alive and Freddy isn't
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He's 6'5
>>473731
dawn
twinkanon is a menace don't fall for his whims
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He wants be 5'3 tho so I'm heingt mogging him
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lmao
anon
I thought Dawn was going to reference the "don't fall for his lies" meme so i wanted to beat to the punch
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Twinknon is part of the Joestar bloodline
>>473742
dawn
i was going to and decided not to
dawn
just to be a killjoy
anon
>>473739
Yes, but like the twinkier members, I got slim shoulders and such
>>473744
anon
But I am going to fix that
anon
>>473742
fuck i proabbly shouldermog u its over
anon
I mean, I think you underestimate the size difference
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Playing with my rubber wrist band
dawn
it's not even that much unless you're 6'5 and built like an 80s manga protag
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It is to you
anon
how are u just casually 65 thats insane
anon
>>473751
No, my parents' families are like Belgian and French
anon
>>473756
lmao the graphics and y axis
anon
thats so fucking funny
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
STROOOOOPWAFFEEEEEEL
anon
I used to hate being tall because it was hard to build muscle, now I hate being tall because nobody can throw me around however they want
>>473772
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm gonna inject T into my balls
shrimp
can i watch
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No
shrimp
aw
anon
Can I inject T into your balls?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Inject yourself
anon
I don't need more T in my balls
>>473775
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ya you do
anon
except now im glad i didnt build a ton of muscle in my repper phase
anon
>>473772
Do not worry, I can throw you!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You gotta learn to buttchug that shit
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Btw, back in the 80's there was an incident with an old serbian farmer and bottle in ass, it caused an internation conflict between Serbia and Bosnia
>>473784
fujo
>>473778
who said anything about hrt
anon
You were thinking it, I can tell
>>473782
fujo
>>473781
unfortunately your mind-reading doesn't work as well as you'd think
dawn
.play nirvana lake of fire
anon
>>473779
In 1990, a Japanese economist Sadio Futanari discovered a way to get 20% returns based on arbitrage and inflation, for more info on how to make this money, look up futanari inflation
>>473789>>473787
anon
I'm gonna go get dinner have a good lovely night to everyone especially twinkanon :>
>>473790
dawn
stop your pasta this instant
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473784
If it's Shotaro Futanari I'm gonna shoot you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That's it I'm creating white people
>>473791
fujo
>>473784
that's lame you didn't even go into the Nissan R34 story
anon
SILENCE YAKUBIAN
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love dragons fucking cars
anon
This is a YAKUB board
dawn
i'm actually a scientologist and you yakubite heretics will burn in the rapture
>>473800
anon
t.erminator
anon
>>473795
Aight, I might be online later
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I want to be a mormon
anon
>>473796
Lord Xenu and Yakub both want to kill black people, we linked up
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Malcolm X was kinda based
dawn
what the fuck is a xenu
anon
Lord Xenu, the one who forced everyone to watch 36 hours straight of science fiction in a florida theater to make them believe the demiurge's lies
dawn
on a douglas DC8 (TM)?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm laughing out loud rn
dawn
.play good old fashioned lover boy queen
anon
That song is about me btw, me and Freddy Mercury fucked hard in my previous life
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I need more Kurt Cobain hentai
dawn
i refuse to believe it exists
>>473812
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473809
You can't run away from truth
dawn
bogged
anon
I am not a fan of the hairstyle, but looks good otherwise
>>473816
dawn
i feel like i should know but i am drawing a blank
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473818
Viacheslav Butusov from Nautilus Pompilius
fujo
>>473819
arms are just repurposed legs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
2 legs bad 4 legs good
>>473825
fujo
we have 4 legs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473825
Literally 1984
anon
Randal can say bestiality good, but I get warned for saying I want to eat somebody's ass, literally 1984 o algo
>>473830
dawn
something something, weakness of the flesh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
If I had more motivation I would make a big test of all russian musicians I know smash or pass
anon
Well that guy would require like a drink or two, if he had a charming personality then sure
>>473837
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473832
Shnur is a hard no indeed
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473835
No, Shnur wouldn't be attractive even if you're 30 beers deep
anon
He looks like a happy dude, the male embodiment of that "if you smile then you can't be ugly" pic
fujo
do i make tea or coffee
anon
>>473843
would require alot of convincing
fujo
#8ball (nah)
fujo
ok coffee it is
dawn
.play control:mind waterflame
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Scratched my arm now it's all red
>>473850
anon
>>473849
I will genty hold it and make it better with my lips
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*hypnotises you with my cock* You are straight now
anon
I have a +75% resistance to straightening attacks
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah, well I'm an level 70 archimage
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Your resistamce is nothing
anon
I'm a level 120 slut
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I never played DnD
anon
neither have I
anon
Traveler is more fun
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nerd ass game lmao
anon
ooooh I never listen to primus except their one song but i like their one song it's horizons expanding tiem
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Imagine getting fiddeled by a hillbilly
>>473866
anon
I might play some horizon expanding songs
anon
Been a while since I loaded up the Q with music instead of abysmal dogshit
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Running with Scissors said that Nickleback is Postal Dude's favourite band, I'm gonna jump off the cliff
>>473867
anon
>>473861
u could fiddle any of us randy
anon
Postal Dude's entire personality is being as shitty as possible
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Postal Dude's personality is guns don't kill people I do
anon
Then he pulls out his cock and pees on people instead
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
In Corkscrew Rules you can't piss on people because the MC doesn't have a cock
anon
i am god
anon
We are NOT discussing Corkscrew Rules
>>473875
anon
i am this great nation
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473873
Yes we are bitch
anon
i met a nice person today chat
>>473878
anon
besides u 2 ; )
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh boy I love Patalliro
dawn
waow i'm happy for you anon
anon
i sad next to them but left a seat between us not to be creep cuz they had nice colorful hair n looked cool
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play cock robin ondi
anon
n they scooted over the other seat n said hi : D
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play cock robin ondo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473878
Corkscrew Rules is the best Postal game
anon
n we're in the same field but both care about the ethics of it
>>473891
fujo
meow
anon
I thought they were a kinda alt girl but they had a male name n i didn't ask :/
anon
>>473888
interesting! It's always nice to have someone that is interested in the same field for the same reasons
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
NEED more Kurt Cobain hentai
dawn
.play apples in stereo benefits of lying with your friend
anon
they gave me their number to keep in touch but i have literally never grown a friendship outside of kindergarten
>>473895>>473897>>473899
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Remember when MTV was good? Me neither
anon
>>473894
This is your opportunity, they definitely like you and you seem like you two have stuff in common
anon
yeah but what i'm supposed to invite them bowling or smth? I've never gone bowling lol
>>473900>>473901
dawn
>>473894
aww

try to keep in touch w/them they sound cool
anon
>>473898
Well think, what would YOU want to do?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473898
Keep balling
anon
I really should. I'm considering messaging them 'hi it was col talking to u' but like i don't have anything to propose
>>473903
anon
>>473902
You ought to message them soon before it goes cold
dawn
just do it

throw a 'yo i'm that person from xyz n you seem cool, wanna hang out'

they'd probably be over the moon or smth
anon
For all you know they might have a cool idea
anon
tfw getting social outcast removed
anon
thanks worms : )
anon
Good Luck!
dawn
gl anon
dawn
who dm'd me kurt cobain hentai

explode promptly
anon
That was not me
dawn
somehow i have my doubts
anon
Excuse me!
anon
I am being framed!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hmm I wonder who this could be
anon
Well whoever it is, I have them outclassed
fujo
mrrrp
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Where's my kurt cobain hentai dm tho
dawn
.play meganeko boy irl girl url
anon
well I appreciate my kurt cobain hentai DM
anon
But whoever sent it was a coward, refusing to engage with my horny dm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I ain't thouching that
anon
Defeated
anon
hi
anon
heyy
straw bury
gwaaaahhhh
anon
You too
straw bury
ok
straw bury
lowkey dont even care anymore. im a nihilist i dont even give a fuck about anything. kill every moid
>>473933
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Turgenev rolling in his grave rn
straw bury
whos turgenev
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You should know
straw bury
and yet i dont
straw bury
>doesnt know :/
dawn
i only know turganev from that one copypasta

you know the one

i'm an illiterate peasant don't expect me to be well read
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>she doesn't know
straw bury
and u know what? i dont even care that i dont know either because it doesnt even matter in the grand scale of the universe the bigger picture if u will......................................................
dawn
>>473944
he's this cool dude who people have totally read

i can't remember how to spell his name and i have my autocorrect off
anon
>>473944
#edit change neitche to nietzsche
straw bury
oh um i just remembered..... I DONT CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAAO,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
dawn
thank you anon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473952
I have family
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473958
I am fudanshi
anon
>>473955
the evil intimidating horse is the difficult spelling of nietzsche
>>473964
anon
i wrote an essay on him so i remember now :>
straw bury
>>473961
we will work thru it together
straw bury
>>473962
well then its behind the fucking wall okay???????? u dont need to like overannalyze every single fucking thimng that i say like ur some sortoffucking detective i can jkust say shit sopmetimes talking is free u know??????? u dont have to stresss out about allt hsi stshtit all the time try ajhaving some fun for once try having somne whimsy in ur life
>>473968
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
14.png
Gaaaaaaay
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
In my schizo arc
anon
>>473968
oh no evil *and* intimidatibf????
straw bury
just say that then bruh shut up about the horse
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Peter, the horse is here
>>473975
shrimp
dfhfdg
straw bury
cameron...................
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
oh or ig w name on
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
I'm gonna check the history if u asked ur question
>>473989
straw bury
who killed cock robbin
>>473990
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
you're probably tired of it by this point lmao
anon
>>473985
i didnt cus u said u have to go
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
at home now tho
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
i did!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Robbin men of their cocks (mine now)
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
n made a freind did u see x)
>>473996
anon
>>473994
cobgratulations constance ly
anon
>>473995
The filter is acting up, lemme see if it works, I want to put straw girl on a leash and (redacted for hornposting) her then we will (redacted for hornyposting)
anon
Yeah I think it is working again
straw bury
strangle me to death and eat my corpse i hope
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'll make a fine soup out of you
straw bury
i would prefer that my flesh be eaten raw on the spot
>>474003
anon
Blue rare?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>474001
I don't want salmonella sorry
straw bury
my flesh is very clean no salmonella trust
>>474006
anon
>>473979
u were saying last night i think like "its not ur fault for boymoding its " something funny i firget but like the world making u scared and i was just gonna ask like "alright maybe but even so if im the only one that can get myself out of this predicament then its still my fault in a srnse right"
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
BOING
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
don't do that jurry!!!
lain from computers
hi straw
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play wicker man bees
lain from computers
>>474014
*ruffles hair
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
WOOP
straw bury
awaaaaaaa
anon
lol
anon
After Fujos done brushing your hair can I muss it up again by (redacting for hornyposting) your face while gripping it
straw bury
>>474028
ok....... fine................................................... u gotta tell me im pretty when ur done tho..............
>>474031
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>474027
No can do
fujo
>>474029
ur pretty.
i can also do that beforee
straw bury
bwaaaa
anon
>>474025
only if you dont do it right or often enough lol
straw bury
not doing it often enough is the problem i think
anon
Brushing straw girls hair for her....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Is straw bury literally made of straw
straw bury
one time i cut the little bendy part off of a bendy straw and i swallowed it
>>474039>>474040
fujo
>>474027
they all look better than me
straw bury
>>474040
i can do an oroboros now
anon
>>474041
yes. this is why im a girl its because i eat girls frequently.
>>474045
straw bury
>>474041
#this (i would like to subscribe to your newsletter)
straw bury
this is why my dream is to become a sea man
>>474048
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hehe sea man
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
She said sea man
straw bury
one tiem i found cum on a sidewalk
straw bury
outside a weed shop
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sure it was cum? Maybe it was glue
anon
>>474053
Fp told you not to have sex with boys because they are icky
>>474061
anon
>>474045
i bet ur pretty cute tho maybe u just absorbed all the cureness
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Plap plap plap plap get pregnant plap plap plap plap plap plap
>>474064
anon
>>474062
You're the one talking about eating (redacted for hornyposting), you can't blame me for thinking about that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>474064
Not you
rose
dont eat cum off the sidewalk
straw bury
that shit made me mutate. i can feel something pressing against the inside of my chest. trying to get out
rose
yeah that tracks
anon
>>474067
Would you eat my (redacted for hornyposting), I promise it tastes good
>>474078
anon
>>474068
i have superturboaids and i frequently (redacted) on the sidewalk so its true
rose
>>474063
i leave to go insane playing a shitty mobile card game and ppl are talking about me?? whaddahell
rose
i cant believe i missed ppl talking about me, i love that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>474077
Let me guess, traditional Louisiana cuisine
straw bury
fucking hell

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