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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh boy I love Patalliro
dawn
waow i'm happy for you anon
anon
i sad next to them but left a seat between us not to be creep cuz they had nice colorful hair n looked cool
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play cock robin ondi
anon
n they scooted over the other seat n said hi : D
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play cock robin ondo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473878
Corkscrew Rules is the best Postal game
anon
n we're in the same field but both care about the ethics of it
>>473891
fujo
meow
anon
I thought they were a kinda alt girl but they had a male name n i didn't ask :/
anon
>>473888
interesting! It's always nice to have someone that is interested in the same field for the same reasons
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
NEED more Kurt Cobain hentai
dawn
.play apples in stereo benefits of lying with your friend
anon
they gave me their number to keep in touch but i have literally never grown a friendship outside of kindergarten
>>473899>>473895>>473897
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Remember when MTV was good? Me neither
anon
>>473894
This is your opportunity, they definitely like you and you seem like you two have stuff in common
anon
yeah but what i'm supposed to invite them bowling or smth? I've never gone bowling lol
>>473900>>473901
dawn
>>473894
aww

try to keep in touch w/them they sound cool
anon
>>473898
Well think, what would YOU want to do?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473898
Keep balling
anon
I really should. I'm considering messaging them 'hi it was col talking to u' but like i don't have anything to propose
>>473903
anon
>>473902
You ought to message them soon before it goes cold
dawn
just do it

throw a 'yo i'm that person from xyz n you seem cool, wanna hang out'

they'd probably be over the moon or smth
anon
For all you know they might have a cool idea
anon
tfw getting social outcast removed
anon
thanks worms : )
anon
Good Luck!
dawn
gl anon
dawn
who dm'd me kurt cobain hentai

explode promptly
anon
That was not me
dawn
somehow i have my doubts
anon
Excuse me!
anon
I am being framed!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hmm I wonder who this could be
anon
Well whoever it is, I have them outclassed
fujo
mrrrp
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Where's my kurt cobain hentai dm tho
dawn
.play meganeko boy irl girl url
anon
well I appreciate my kurt cobain hentai DM
anon
But whoever sent it was a coward, refusing to engage with my horny dm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I ain't thouching that
anon
Defeated
anon
hi
anon
heyy
straw bury
gwaaaahhhh
anon
You too
straw bury
ok
straw bury
lowkey dont even care anymore. im a nihilist i dont even give a fuck about anything. kill every moid
>>473933
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Turgenev rolling in his grave rn
straw bury
whos turgenev
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You should know
straw bury
and yet i dont
straw bury
>doesnt know :/
dawn
i only know turganev from that one copypasta

you know the one

i'm an illiterate peasant don't expect me to be well read
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>she doesn't know
straw bury
and u know what? i dont even care that i dont know either because it doesnt even matter in the grand scale of the universe the bigger picture if u will......................................................
dawn
>>473944
he's this cool dude who people have totally read

i can't remember how to spell his name and i have my autocorrect off
anon
>>473944
#edit change neitche to nietzsche
straw bury
oh um i just remembered..... I DONT CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAAO,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
dawn
thank you anon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473952
I have family
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473958
I am fudanshi
anon
>>473955
the evil intimidating horse is the difficult spelling of nietzsche
>>473964
anon
i wrote an essay on him so i remember now :>
straw bury
>>473961
we will work thru it together
straw bury
>>473962
well then its behind the fucking wall okay???????? u dont need to like overannalyze every single fucking thimng that i say like ur some sortoffucking detective i can jkust say shit sopmetimes talking is free u know??????? u dont have to stresss out about allt hsi stshtit all the time try ajhaving some fun for once try having somne whimsy in ur life
>>473968
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
14.png
Gaaaaaaay
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
In my schizo arc
anon
>>473968
oh no evil *and* intimidatibf????
straw bury
just say that then bruh shut up about the horse
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Peter, the horse is here
>>473975
shrimp
dfhfdg
straw bury
cameron...................
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
oh or ig w name on
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
I'm gonna check the history if u asked ur question
>>473989
straw bury
who killed cock robbin
>>473990
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
you're probably tired of it by this point lmao
anon
>>473985
i didnt cus u said u have to go
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
at home now tho
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
i did!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Robbin men of their cocks (mine now)
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
n made a freind did u see x)
>>473996
anon
>>473995
The filter is acting up, lemme see if it works, I want to put straw girl on a leash and (redacted for hornposting) her then we will (redacted for hornyposting)
anon
Yeah I think it is working again
straw bury
strangle me to death and eat my corpse i hope
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'll make a fine soup out of you
straw bury
i would prefer that my flesh be eaten raw on the spot
>>474003
anon
Blue rare?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>474001
I don't want salmonella sorry
straw bury
my flesh is very clean no salmonella trust
>>474006
anon
>>473979
u were saying last night i think like "its not ur fault for boymoding its " something funny i firget but like the world making u scared and i was just gonna ask like "alright maybe but even so if im the only one that can get myself out of this predicament then its still my fault in a srnse right"
>>474291
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
BOING
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
don't do that jurry!!!
lain from computers
hi straw
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play wicker man bees
lain from computers
>>474014
*ruffles hair
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
WOOP
straw bury
awaaaaaaa
anon
lol
anon
After Fujos done brushing your hair can I muss it up again by (redacting for hornyposting) your face while gripping it
straw bury
>>474028
ok....... fine................................................... u gotta tell me im pretty when ur done tho..............
>>474031
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>474027
No can do
fujo
>>474029
ur pretty.
i can also do that beforee
straw bury
bwaaaa
anon
>>474025
only if you dont do it right or often enough lol
straw bury
not doing it often enough is the problem i think
anon
Brushing straw girls hair for her....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Is straw bury literally made of straw
straw bury
one time i cut the little bendy part off of a bendy straw and i swallowed it
>>474040>>474039
fujo
>>474027
they all look better than me
straw bury
>>474040
i can do an oroboros now
anon
>>474041
yes. this is why im a girl its because i eat girls frequently.
>>474045
straw bury
>>474041
#this (i would like to subscribe to your newsletter)
straw bury
this is why my dream is to become a sea man
>>474048
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hehe sea man
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
She said sea man
straw bury
one tiem i found cum on a sidewalk
straw bury
outside a weed shop
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sure it was cum? Maybe it was glue
anon
>>474053
Fp told you not to have sex with boys because they are icky
>>474061
anon
>>474045
i bet ur pretty cute tho maybe u just absorbed all the cureness
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Plap plap plap plap get pregnant plap plap plap plap plap plap
>>474064
anon
>>474062
You're the one talking about eating (redacted for hornyposting), you can't blame me for thinking about that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>474064
Not you
rose
dont eat cum off the sidewalk
straw bury
that shit made me mutate. i can feel something pressing against the inside of my chest. trying to get out
rose
yeah that tracks
anon
>>474067
Would you eat my (redacted for hornyposting), I promise it tastes good
>>474078
anon
>>474068
i have superturboaids and i frequently (redacted) on the sidewalk so its true
rose
>>474063
i leave to go insane playing a shitty mobile card game and ppl are talking about me?? whaddahell
rose
i cant believe i missed ppl talking about me, i love that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>474077
Let me guess, traditional Louisiana cuisine
anon
>>474081
It's not my fault that you keep saying these things
anon
twink blood is vital for women we have to drink 1L per day doctors orders
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Twinknon is a cum-thirsty maniac
>>474085
lain from computers
>>474084
this is true
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Keep your hands off Eizouken
straw bury
!!!!!!!!!!
rose
>>474092
omg yay!!!!! thats so swag, is it that nice one you like??
straw bury
no its some other guy
>>474105
rose
awwww
straw bury
someday ;w;
rose
but still :3 awesome
straw bury
X3
anon
bye
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
GTPRwa0bUAAGA9S.jpg
Randal is not ftm because he's a humanoid cryptid and can shapeshift. He's agender like me
>>474118
anon
>>474106
Fantastic! Where's the first date!
anon
>>474109
I have a feeling you want me to be a lil jealous
straw bury
fuck no
straw bury
r u?
anon
>>474115
I knew it was you you motherfucker
anon
Only you lack that much geographical knowledge of the US
>>474122
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>474117
I ain't studying georaphy of your fake country
rose
twinkanon i like you being here :3
>>474127
straw bury
>>474123
aaaaaaaa fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck off
>>474128
straw bury
dickhead
anon
>>474125
Don't worry, I'd never tell
anon
cutie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Popeye's chicken sandwich
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I actually had Popeye's once in Turkey, it's kinda mid
anon
Popeye's is like... it depends on the franchsie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Get me 5$ foot longs
anon
They aren't 5 dollars anymore
straw bury
yeah that shits like 15 bucks
>>474138
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Get me sandwhiches
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pepsi's cheaper in hospital I hear
anon
>>474139
And then I'd kiss and lick your lips after to get a lil taste
anon
PLATONICALLY THIS IS NOT HORNYPOSTING
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What does pooner even mean
>>474144
anon
>>474143
idk I am not hip and cool with the lingo
anon
I would NEVER hornypost in the general chat btw
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
U can't even hornipost in dms lol
anon
I can, but I also knew it was you
anon
So I wasn't going to discuss the viscosity of my semen
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You airfried that shit
rose
mines like a lil water droplet
anon
I am not going to discuss the viscosity of my semen in the general chat because it will get me banned, but I eat alot of avocados and healthy fats so it helps improve the texture dramatically
straw bury
my semen is not viscious at all
anon
this website is full of yakubian devils
>>474182
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
GbeHq1qbEAEffNY.jpg
I am much more curious about the viscosity of Randal's sea men
rose
amen
rose
guyssssss
straw bury
>>474184
omg wht happend??????
rose
i am gonna go see my boy and theyre home alone for the week eeeee im so hype
>>474192
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm gonna take a shower and go to sleep ig, good byeee
straw bury
awaaaa thats so swagalicious .. . . .......
>>474219
rose
they shouuuld still have a strap im not sure tho
rose
apartenly they traded one of their straps for a pair of boots lmao
lain from computers
whats goin on in here
>>474202
shrimp
l-l-lain
anon
>>474199
discussing the viscosity of our (redacted for hornyposting) and Rose is going to be getting (redacted for hornyposting) next week
anon
#ksay s-s-shrind
shrimp
#ksay a-a-anon
rose
i made a song today even tho i am a lil ill
lain from computers
hewwo everyone
anon
#ksaw awewewewenon
anon
#ksay awewewewenon
lain from computers
>>474204
how are you r ose
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
>>473996
x)
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
sorry got pulled away I'm all over the place gahh
lain from computers
why are all these dinners in like abandoned mall hallways
rose
lain i am sending u my new ep on discord mhm
>>474226
anon
Lain you are SO mean
anon
the libpol bsky is so kino idk how it doesnt have more followers
straw bury
>>474239
ummm..... u could give me like a normal kiss, with no wierd stuff involves like usual
>>474243>>474245
shrimp
anon
>>474241
I would happily give you a normal kiss!
shrimp
straw bury
alright im not as mad at u i guess
anon
Do you need another kiss!
anon
I would give you a thousand kisses
lain from computers
#bpm
lain from computers
#bpm 174
straw bury
very nice gle
lain from computers
>>474256
#refute

what kind of meaningless nonsense is this? are you seriously trying to argue in favor of *checks notes* confetti? let me guess, you think throwing tiny pieces of paper in the air constitutes some grand philosophical stance? pathetic.

first off, confetti is a logistical nightmare. you throw it once, and suddenly it's in your carpet for six months. you’re essentially advocating for chaos—uncontrollable, persistent, aesthetically questionable chaos. people who defend this know they’ve lost the argument the moment they lean on such a flimsy prop.

second, it’s environmentally indefensible. not biodegradable, not reusable, just pure waste. you wanna defend that? why? because of *tradition*? weak. festivals and parties have dumped better propaganda.

if your whole position is "confetti looks fun," you lack depth. children think glitter is fun too until it’s in their eyes. grown-ups move past trivial distractions—or at least they should. come back when your ideology is built on something resembling coherence. *eyeroll*
>>474259
anon
:gle
anon
::ge
lain from computers
h
anon
>>474269
You HATE to see the little GUY win
lain from computers
admin can we have microtransaction .50c for enough libcoins to delete any post
shrimp
yes
anon
.keep (ok)
shrimp
/b(ok)
shrimp
(ok)
lain from computers
red?
anon
No, no libcoins
shrimp
no libcoins?
straw bury
nolib coins,,,,,,
shrimp
has quartered
lain from computers
#poll libcoins/yes/no
anon
>>474281
You didn't need those frames
shrimp
( . Y . )
anon
The only frame you need is idk
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
>>474005
nah. Because the use of fault is punishment
>>474299
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
>>474287
omg that looks super sick
>>474305
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
>>474294
it is
shrimp
his videos are so good
straw bury
crazy style........ so bazed........
name always changingnon (laptop edition)
>>474291
IDK I was talking to my therapist and I was like 'look I'm here because yes, I'd like to care about my life, and yes I'm self-defeating, but I'm going to keep being self defeating. saying I'll stop just doesn't seem true.' and they said 'well say I'll try' and idk I liked that
rose
>>474298
i'd dig up a bone in the snow :3 awroooo
shrimp
>>474300
you should try and figure out if people are interested in your sexual advances before u make them
>>474306
straw bury
isnt digging up a bone a term for unzipping a dudes pants?

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