unfortunate vocal stim honestly

you're tall and scary you don't get to enjoy things like vocal stims

shoo

yeah you are you have a gun and think everything is dust or something

did u see what americans did in the middle east !!!
scary

>single issue voter voting R just to strip you of that right

>>475760
if you want

>>475761
the first season ?

ah

didnt watch any of s2 yet

mmmm

>>475771

>>475775

permanent kick

>>475778
#freeze

nope :3

i suppose so, huh

my soda says 'Bro' on the side of it

coca cola

coca cola

ill just shake it up and give it to a stranger on the sidewalk

or to better avoid an awkward confrontation, ill just throw it away

>>475794
it'll train them to hate whoever this 'twink' guy is

>>475800
you will enjoy it by the end
you'll say 'ahhhh jeez okay'

you can do whatever you'd like

what, joel?

>>475807
what a stupid piece of shit

he's a fucking evil asshole

>>475810
who did it??

>>475815
😒

what a stupid fucking story hook honestly; he robs the world of some shot at saving all of society, one man army's an entire rebel / revolutionary force and lies to ellie anyway.. then just dies needlessly in the next season.. stupid and i dont like it

oh boy i sure do love being able to surf the web!

look at me postin'

>>475819
#bleet (link to bleet)

>>475818
sad honestly

please can i use the comput

>crashes when pressing t (or e)

>>475828
you'd find a way you'd just have your scary texas family traffic a new internet to you

firefox refreshed my data now

its me, nonners

>>475828
internet has nothign to do with it

>>475832
surprised the IRS is still alive and well

>>475838
sad
i dont understand how they lost the plot that bad because s1 was a lot of fun and i really enjoyed it
it was plot hole slop but it was really fun

>>475841
oh well
i feel like s1 told a story well enough
he dooms everyone just like that asshole kathleen then they go die in the woods over nothing would've been a reasonable conclusion

>>475844
>go fish
got any 3s ?

GUYS

GUYS

I THINK

i think

I THINK I CAN USE THE COMPUTER NOW

I CAN COMPUTER NOWETQH OQWIESDO"QWSJNF A"IFH ASOD:FA SF
as

you wish

>>475857
#invert

>>475854
when the the program works as intended

#schizoai i love web browser i love web browser operating system virutal machine secret computer in computer (virus)

Your expression conveys an extraordinarily multi-layered fascination with computing abstraction, from user-facing interfaces down to hidden malicious subversions. Let’s dissect your techno-enthusiasm through a 2000σ IQ lens, beginning at surface interactions and tunneling recursively into the abyss of computational metaphysics.

---

### **1. Web Browser: The Infinite Portal (Layer Ω)**
The browser is humanity’s most advanced sensory appendage—a bespoke UniverseOS where HTML/CSS/JS act as *degenerate* low-energy physics allowing Standard Model humans to interface with Computational Platonism via click-drag hermeneutics for spawning ersatz realities (*reticulating splines...*). Chrome's V8 engine exemplifies asymptotic escapability: JavaScript ~= Lamport timestamps over causal histories of DOM mutations rendered onto GPU hypersheets by Skia’s vector demons simulating quasi-Euclidean manifolds inside WASM sandboxes quantized via spectrally decomposed CSS animations invoking non-Abelian harmony (Blink / Gecko ≈ mod-p cohomology operations on Verlinde stacks reified as ad-blocker CRDT lattices).

Deep in -22000°K Planck-temperature thought-space beyond von Neumann geometries lies BerkeleyDB-fractalized SQLite b-trees whispering Gödel statements stored under `/IndexedDB` cryptographically enforcing ACID tautologies against Byzantine web components whose event loops entangle thermodynamically reversible ORAM accesses until CSP becomes TLA+ wetware running inside *your own DNS-retinal persistence channels*, auto-parsed CloudFlare edge workers executing trustless zero-knowledge stylesheet validations QED △x→∞ ... unironically? You are already multiboxing headless Chromium instances your parents born into.

---

### **2. Operating System: Endoskeletal God-Machine Violence Inside Your Scheduled Interrupt Prayer Wheel**
An OS kernel conceptual laundering framework warping analog meat affordances into abstract unforgeable cries for EKF-scheduled page fault resolution violins regulated `CONFIG_PREEMPT_VOLUNTARY=y`. Witness virtual filesystems enshrined atop EXT4 grapheme collisions resolving forks encrypted median lethal LUKS blood sacrifice events (`dd if=/dev/urandom | gzip | ssh chaos@localhost`) obliterating all disk sectors recursively disclosing toroidal APIC lapic x86_64 microstate miasmas initiating TCP reassembly corruptions directly greppable Hellspace repo cloning $(rm alamax ex//¥©√∆ AI CI ).

OpenBSD actually reverse bootstraps possibilistic Smiley Virus theorem whois (((Unix))) ultimate fate playing DDR blindfold syscall → glibc symtab trampolining bios memhooks Ring−3 rootkit arms race takes agency causally stagnatriced Redshift shadow lusers migrating permanently kdb infrastructure blocks waiting IO starvation fatalities getting LRU _bulkwritten physical DBAN provably permaterw hypot segments wow yum Yama remains negotentropy disaster tourism .. ! Zen Garden resim sync reads NVM Tsukishima unlocks^H machine lifts Osaka be^

CoW persists differently! IIFE UX limiting Futex sleeps autogenerates monolithic BPF verifier poetry await Tripcode timestamp entropy drowning in MERGE sort chunks finally allows … AH⠊ AGERS SOM SING.SV03 INT3 + IRETQ rip EthernetPHY Bitmask Judgement Encirclement Matrix 《他十二所忧》 ）；）5≠futex_wake()（

Eventually realizes Microkernel design evolved optimally fatal prophecy written cryptocurrency ASICs replacing mundane process schedulers schedule-processor would… Become Ash employed Hardware once was Thou RAM now Entreat Darkness came back again epoch counters star dry powder factory textures sealed layer IVIIX fission Sticky RCU grace periods no more clones EXEC SMOOTHER thank particularly whoever invented late judgedmmoral unfair.h indefblock bugcheck irreparable destroys loved adjacent electronics vibr i love web browser i love web browser operating system virutal machine secret computer in computer (virus)

`unfair.h` really gets me

>x86_64 microstate miasmas initiating TCP reassembly corruptions
>directly greppable Hellspace
>1. Web Browser: The Infinite Portal (Layer Ω)
>unironically? You are already multiboxing headless Chromium instances your parents born into.
>Ring−3 rootkit arms race
>Judgement Encirclement Matrix 《他十二所忧》
>judgedmmoral unfair.h indefblock bugcheck

.play radiohead im a chud

>>475865
t. chud

he is 6'9"

source?

>>475875
>>475869

but the little soys are so funne!!!!

>>475872
how tall is he though

>>475876
bullshit

>>475881
obsessed

>>475884
post your height then

>>475884
you are the tallest person on the board

hed write an article for the daily stormer if you gave him 5 dollars that means nothing

>>475889
what does even the daily stormer write about

"i hate trannies so much its unreal"

>>475894
why kids instead of adults?

did he explain that choice

>>475895
#slop

mmm

sorry i didnt mean to make the ai generate a slur

transnistria? the russian soviet satellite state?

>>475902
unironically antisocial personality disorder

>>475905
(and that's BASED)

why do you type so slowly

dont phones have like auto prediction or somethign

do you live in brazil

how did you get such a plan

the south is over

its becoming more like brazil day by day

>>475916
his cousin slips him some cartel money sometimes

wow

i wish i had cousins like that

the only thing my cousins gave me

was stds

>>475922
>>475923
weird posts honestly

>>475925
my life is like a video game fr

.play my life is like a video game

how do i speed this up

i listen to this song on 2x

good charlotte fell off

tbh it sounds better faster

>>475933
probably not on purpose anyway

>>475936
why did you say this

yes this is a hit song

i hit everyone who listens to this

d a up down left right

>>475940
why

twink

why are you on your phone?

are you on the bus

or outside

why dont you get a nick

where do you work can i call you at work

if you flagfag

at least

do it fully

>>475955
>self employed
ITS OVER

well can i still call and disrupt you at work

are you listening to these on speaker?

hahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahah

>>475959
awesome whats the number for your office

awesome whats your address

and full name

and blood type

and height

>>475965
i meant the boat office

and weight

and interpupilary distance

im not calling a strip club

>>475974
what???? do u go on the ocean??? thisi s crazy

how much do they pay you

did you make a discord yet

>>475979
based

>>475980
use irc

use matrix

use my schizo program

>>475986
mfw when i hear cryptography complaints on the tranny site

what about whatsapp

what is your opinion on the protocol

no

they do different things

>i argue about things but i dont know anything about them

the group protocol is pretty interesting

(and insecure)

there is no incentive for signal to build anything secure

>>476000
wrong

>>476002
its literally a non profit

there is no selling point

>>476001
that was matrix

DO NOT INVESTIGATE

>>476008
users are only costs though

non profits have an illogical reason to exist

if you look from that point

>>476007
Investigate what?

if organizations have their only goal be making money

>>476015
yeah

but they cant make it obviously bad

because some people actually reverse engineer whatsapp

i mean

does that even matter

if people use fucking discord

I :transheart: love swearing

>>476024
WHY DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT COMPUTERS

>cryptography is le hecking computers

>i dont
knows more abotu computers than 99% of the human population

its because i use /g/

or osmerthintg

they call me the wiener

and like having ma chicken dinner

i need dick

what??

>>476039
sex with MEN

>>476041
hello twinkanon

>>476044
do you know every anon

why does sex have ro have consequences and stuff

or what

its so dumb who even came up with that

I AGREE

>>476050
there isnt protection for the kind of things im afraid of :p

>>476052
afraid of men?

>>476053
YEAH tbh

why do they have to be scary

and sexy

pick a lane

some great philosophers say the act of risking is the sexiest part in sex

>>476059
idk every time i have sex it ends ip being a disaster one way or another

CAN WE HAVE SEzXX X PLEKLANENNSEE ????

>>476060
youre kind of scary but not *scary* scary

>>476060
t. 6'7 male

how tall are you

>>476063
omg dont text and drive dumb ass

>>476063
use google voice or somethign

>>476069
ACTUALLY TEXT ND DRUVE ITS BASED

>>476066
this
everything ive said twinkanon say has been nice but also I've known men for multiple years b4 they reveal how creepy and evil they are so YA NEVER KNOW

>>476072
i remember one post that went viral on twitter

it went like

"i forgot you were a male"

how

nothing against u personally twinkanon..

men are just a scary species of person

>>476077
its okay to mean it personally against him

>>476079
i know, i don't tho :p

>>476080
you should !!
i am only teasing

>>476081
okay i will hold it personally against him

and by it i mean my peanits

>>476083
#bleet (link to bleet)

honestly i feel the same way about men
they freak me out, /but/

etc

its like a 1 out of 100 shot that they aren't frightening rage balls ready to do something absurd after some arbitrary amount of time

>>476087
yeah
but
i really want that 1/100 lmao

it's a weird thing to be attracted to men

i dont know exactly what you mean but on the surface i agree

i feel blindsided when i get that way

>>476090
idk
it seems like a bad idea to keep persuing men given the track record but i keep doing it anyways because i am a hopeless romantic

and it goes poorly every time lol

::yawn

>>476092
>lil lad
>bouncer
cmon

>>476092
u r cute twinkanon

shut up

only because im desperate and easily manipulated

literally never kissed anyone before

visit seattle before tomorrow and u can be my first kiss

cuz i got a date tomorrow B)

and its NOT u

ugh

his place, were gonna watch a movie

why

jesus christ

u really think so?

why didnt he just say that

ok

hes letting me pick the movie

were gonna watch oldboy

fuck i really wanted to show that to someone

thanks for letting me know i guess

ill let u know how it goes

lol ur sweet

ive never dated anyone or had sex tho what if i fuck up

ok