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anon
what a master piece
anon
why dont you get a nick
lain from computers
where do you work can i call you at work
>>475955
anon
if you flagfag
anon
at least
anon
do it fully
anon
>>475951
right now, I am self employed and doing work for random people like varnishing boats
>>475956
anon
but I am starting as a doorman at a tiddy bar next week
lain from computers
well can i still call and disrupt you at work
anon
are you listening to these on speaker?
anon
no
anon
hahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahah
anon
I just make other people listen to garbage
lain from computers
>>475959
awesome whats the number for your office
anon
You'll just have to call every tiddy bar in New Orleans
>>475970
anon
awesome whats your address
anon
and full name
anon
and blood type
anon
and height
anon
and weight
anon
and interpupilary distance
lain from computers
im not calling a strip club
anon
>>475970
Uh right now I am working on a boat in the SYC's marina I believe
>>475975
anon
>>475974
what???? do u go on the ocean??? thisi s crazy
anon
how much do they pay you
anon
I am only varnishing sailboats, so unfortunately no. But I get paid like around a thousand for about 60 hours of work I'd say
lain from computers
did you make a discord yet
anon
use my schizo program
fujo
>>475983
matrix is shit, the crypto they use is meme-tier crackpot crypto
>>475987
anon
>>475986
mfw when i hear cryptography complaints on the tranny site
fujo
its still better than discord
fujo
but shit
anon
what about whatsapp
anon
what is your opinion on the protocol
fujo
you mean signal?
anon
no
fujo
idk what whatsapp does differently, but i'd outright not dabble in it cause facebook
anon
they do different things
anon
>i argue about things but i dont know anything about them
anon
the group protocol is pretty interesting
anon
(and insecure)
fujo
there's no incentive for facebook to build something secure
anon
isn't signal literally Israeli glowie made
>>476006
anon
>>476008
users are only costs though
fujo
like why build something in the first place in that case
anon
non profits have an illogical reason to exist
anon
if you look from that point
anon
if organizations have their only goal be making money
fujo
okay, let me rephrase my message then
"facebook has an incentive to build something especially insecure"
>>476016
anon
but they cant make it obviously bad
>>476024
anon
because some people actually reverse engineer whatsapp
anon
i mean
anon
does that even matter
anon
if people use fucking discord
anon
I :transheart: love swearing
anon
.play beat my wife lil cumtism
fujo
>>476017
hehe lets just use the nist curves, im sure they're secure!
>>476025
anon
>cryptography is le hecking computers
anon
imagine being at computers
anon
>i dont
knows more abotu computers than 99% of the human population
fujo
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ok its because i was a neurodivergent kid who had unrestricted internet access from a very young age
>>476033
anon
its because i use /g/
anon
or osmerthintg
anon
they call me the wiener
anon
no that's not true, that's what they call me
anon
and like having ma chicken dinner
anon
I heard you needed assistance
>>476045
anon
why does sex have ro have consequences and stuff
anon
or what
anon
its so dumb who even came up with that
anon
I AGREE
anon
why do they have to be scary
>>476060
anon
and sexy
anon
pick a lane
anon
some great philosophers say the act of risking is the sexiest part in sex
anon
>>476059
idk every time i have sex it ends ip being a disaster one way or another
anon
hmm
anon
CAN WE HAVE SEzXX X PLEKLANENNSEE ????
anon
>>476065
wrong, I am a friendly cheery person
anon
>>476063
use google voice or somethign
anon
>>476069
ACTUALLY TEXT ND DRUVE ITS BASED
anon
>>476066
this
everything ive said twinkanon say has been nice but also I've known men for multiple years b4 they reveal how creepy and evil they are so YA NEVER KNOW
>>476073
anon
>>476072
i remember one post that went viral on twitter
anon
it went like
anon
"i forgot you were a male"
anon
how
anon
nothing against u personally twinkanon..
>>476079
anon
men are just a scary species of person
>>476105
anon
>>476081
okay i will hold it personally against him
anon
and by it i mean my peanits
>>476084
lain from computers
honestly i feel the same way about men
they freak me out, /but/
lain from computers
etc
lain from computers
its like a 1 out of 100 shot that they aren't frightening rage balls ready to do something absurd after some arbitrary amount of time
>>476088
anon
>>476087
yeah
but
i really want that 1/100 lmao
anon
it's a weird thing to be attracted to men
lain from computers
i dont know exactly what you mean but on the surface i agree
>>476093
lain from computers
i feel blindsided when i get that way
anon
>>476090
idk
it seems like a bad idea to keep persuing men given the track record but i keep doing it anyways because i am a hopeless romantic
anon
and it goes poorly every time lol
straw bury
::yawn
anon
:)
anon
>>476097
I am a DOORMAN I am just a lil guy alright
anon
>>476078
if you saw me you'd be like "what a loveable and charming rapscallion"
straw bury
shut up
anon
And you would kiss me back!
straw bury
only because im desperate and easily manipulated
anon
And also because you are a good kisser
straw bury
literally never kissed anyone before
anon
I can fix that!
straw bury
visit seattle before tomorrow and u can be my first kiss
straw bury
cuz i got a date tomorrow B)
anon
Oh hell yeah
anon
You better tell how it goes
straw bury
and its NOT u
anon
Trying to make me jealous again?
straw bury
ugh
anon
I know you are, it's okay
anon
I'll just be sure to get you back for it next time I am in Seattle
anon
I forgot, where are you guys gonna be going for your date?
straw bury
his place, were gonna watch a movie
anon
lol I doubt you'll be watching much of it
straw bury
why
anon
Just remember to use protection!
straw bury
jesus christ
anon
his place for a movie? Come on we both know what the plan is
straw bury
u really think so?
straw bury
why didnt he just say that
>>476133
anon
All I am saying is if we were chilling on a couch at my place, and you were next to me, I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off you!
anon
>>476131
You know, people tend to not outright say they wanna fuck, I'm a bit more open than is normal. But "my place for a movie", yeah even you gotta know what that means.
anon
Though be sure to give him time, let him work up to it, and set your boundaries! You deserve a good time.
straw bury
ok
anon
what movie did he say you were gonna watch?
straw bury
hes letting me pick the movie
straw bury
were gonna watch oldboy
anon
That's a good pick, it's a shame you'll only see 20 minutes of it
straw bury
fuck i really wanted to show that to someone
anon
don't worry, I am just picking on you. But I have zero doubt this guy is interested
straw bury
thanks for letting me know i guess
anon
It'll go great, oh my god I am so excited for you
straw bury
ill let u know how it goes
anon
I saw that!
anon
I'm sure he will be a fine gentlemen, if he's not, I can always take a redeye to Seattle
straw bury
lol ur sweet
anon
I'm serious though, be firm with your boundaries and make sure to worry about your own... uh... pleasure if it happens. You deserve a good time
straw bury
ive never dated anyone or had sex tho what if i fuck up
anon
It'll likely be awkward and difficult for your first time, honestly I suggest uh mutual masturbation for the first time tbh that way you just get a feel for being like that with someone without it being an uncomfortable experience
straw bury
ok
anon
and I would generally allow him to make the first move if it comes down to it
straw bury
yeah i am not making the first move lol
anon
I am sure it'll go well
straw bury
ok ;w;
straw bury
i rlly thought we were just gonna watch a movie and make out a bit
anon
maybe you will!
anon
I could just be assuming based on uh my own behavior
>>476160
constance ly changing name anon
: D good to see you straw girl
constance ly changing name anon
n Good to see you twink anon
lain from computers
>>476163
yeah , ., ., .
anon
any advice for straw girl lain?
lain from computers
huh
it'll be awkward probably but just let it
straw bury
i know
straw bury
he seems like he knows what hes doing tho
straw bury
uhhh ill post a picture and u decide
anon
okay
anon
but if you are ugly
anon
he might only want to watch a movie with you
constance ly changing name anon
n good to see you lain
>>476177
straw bury
i do rlly wanna watch a movie with him
lain from computers
>>476175
hello constance ly changing name anon
i hope you are well, truly
constance ly changing name anon
:) I hope you are well lain from computers too
straw bury
cute or nah
lain from computers
im think so
lain from computers
>>476184
*fuffles hair
anon
how tall are you
straw bury
kkljhfg
straw bury
im 5'6
anon
oh okay
anon
the angle just made you look tall
straw bury
am i cute tho?????????
anon
nah
anon
ur nice
straw bury
;w;
anon
sorry
straw bury
so this guys not gonna have sex with me?
anon
i mean men fuck every warm hole they find
anon
so
anon
i think even if you were ugly hed still fuck you
straw bury
ok
anon
(and then dump you)
anon
Well actually I am a total slut so... But I'd make sure it felt really nice
straw bury
idk how
constance ly changing name anon
I still haven’t texted that nice person from yesterday:/
>>476217
lain from computers
>>476211
you're one to talk honestly
anon
The text will go cold!
constance ly changing name anon
I’ll make a reminder for an for
anon
Nah reminder nah, do it buddy
constance ly changing name anon
waaah ok
anon
just do it, it'll go fine!
constance ly changing name anon
<3
anon
Worst case scenario is nothing happens
anon
nothing ever happens until [bad thing happens]
anon
Texting someone is not going to be hazardous, anon you are just being a cynic
anon
no
anon
i am just paranoid
anon
I could soothe your paranoia
anon
they made me even more schizo!!!
lain from computers
straw i would really recommend not reading too far into like
weirdo anon's posts lol
>>476236>>476235
anon
>>476231
I think I have something more potent than you are used to
lain from computers
>>476235
they are too cynical
lain from computers
>>476236
you know why
straw bury
why are they cynical they seem normal
anon
Because "I wanna watch a movie with you at my place" has been code for "I wanna bone" for like over a decade at this point, clearly the guy thinks you are attractive, if anything the important piece of paranoia would be to be firm in your boundaries and have the knowledge in your mind that you are worth having fun with and taking things slow at a pace you are comfortable with
>>476244
anon
thats just how i am...
anon
is he actually coming over?
anon
or did he just ask you
anon
YOU ARENT UGLY THOugh
anon
if you were ugly
anon
>>476244
Anon would be severely incorrect, especially given you have a hot date tomorrow
anon
id say that
fujo
i sjoukd stop watching this crap
>>476258
straw bury
twinkanon pls tell me im cute im sad now
>>476251
constance ly changing name anon
>>476251
this chat?
fujo
hii stwawwiee
straw bury
:3
constance ly changing name anon
hiiii fujo :3
constance ly changing name anon
I can say hi but there’s nothing I can really invite them to do, I just feel kinda exhausted :/
>>476265>>476269
fujo
>>476261
theres a show and it has a 2nd season now
anon
why is there as how???
anon
>>476259
Even if you can't think of something instant, just be like do you wanna hang out and get coffee or something.
>>476277
anon
wasnt the game over
anon
an upper year trans girl from my uni got drunk and talked to me late at night yesterday it was pretty cool
>>476276
straw bury
im gonna go eat breakfast thank u guys for helping me understand neurotypical ppl
>>476271
anon
>>476259
They clearly want to be your friend, and I think they will try to carry some weight here too if you just reach out and keep it going
constance ly changing name anon
they might just have been being friendly and we’re in the same major so kinda professional or whatevs
>>476275
anon
>>476268
Just make sure to set your boundaries with him! Because it is your first time and that is generally an awkward and difficult experience, so make sure he is patient!
>>476274
fujo
i wish i was kidding
anon
>>476270
They are interested in your major beyond just sharing it, ans you have their number. They want to hang out
constance ly changing name anon
>>476267
that’s super awesome
constance ly changing name anon
>>476265
idk I can text them ‘hi this is X I liked talking to you’ but if I went to coffee with him (using that for now) I would have very little to say
>>476279>>476278
anon
>>476277
maybe, but again you are thinking worst case scenario this person you talked to and had an interedting discussion with suddenly loses all conversational skills and then... you soent like five bucks on coffee oh well. You are just anxious, sorry for pushing you but I think you need a swift kick in the ass
constance ly changing name anon
no I want to contact him and grow closer but it seems too pushy proposing something specific
anon
Then don't propose something specific, I am sure they'll have something in mind
constance ly changing name anon
I really enjoyed talking, if you ever want to hang out that would be fun. this is what I have after the hi this is x .
anon
Sounds good, I cannot curate your texts. You are the one that got them interested anyway, so you know better than me
constance ly changing name anon
lol
constance ly changing name anon
I feel bad not proposing specific shit that would work but also I’ve never done that. I’ve seen movies with people I met twice and both times we drifted away, went for a bike ride with a guy, then never talked again.
>>476290
anon
It's fine! You are getting caught up, if I said to you "we should hang out some time" you wouldn't be running through six hundred simulations, you'd just be like "sure sounds good" or "sorry I am a bit busy"
>>476289
constance ly changing name anon
mmm fair fair
anon
He's not gonna like shoot you because you said "wanna hang out"
anon
>>476286
>if I said to you "we should hang out some time" you wouldn't be running through six hundred simulations
well.... i have some news about myself....
>>476291>>476294
constance ly changing name anon
>>476289
LOL real
anon
>>476290
Nah just giving number isn't necessarily "wanna bang" especially with shared interests like seems to be the case. But "movie at my place" is like the most blatant let's bang thing ever
>>476296
anon
.play maurice moss fire email
anon
>>476289
That's just because you are a nervous cutie
constance ly changing name anon
thanks twinkanon <3 texted him
>>476297
constance ly changing name anon
>>476296
maybe they do but they ALSO want to fuck so brain hurts
constance ly changing name anon
or maybe all men are eggs (tm)
>>476302
constance ly changing name anon
>>476297
aww you too <3
anon
>>476299
weird legal fact, in one bizarre country on earth, everyone is a woman according to the law, and that bizarre country is the united states of america
>>476305>>476303
anon
>>476302
I mean, I will make you my woman, so clearly this law has some legal precedent
anon
fair enough. im not american however
>>476306
constance ly changing name anon
>>476302
I LOVE THE USA
anon
>>476304
lobbying the government to invade your country so I can take you as a war bride
anon
don't worry your government is already planning on invading
anon
no lobbying necessary
anon
Fantastic!
anon
it's raining on me!
anon
oh no do u at least have an umbrella
>>476313
anon
.play thank you usa you are my best friend
anon
>>476311
No, I guess I will just need someone to help get me out of these wet clothes
anon
i am nice and warm, i could warm you up
anon
Oh really! That's sounds very nice
constance ly changing name anon
you are very nice
>>476317
anon
See! I am not scary
anon
>>476317
We bombed Serbua because they were genociding everyone, so the bosnians like us alot for that
>>476322
constance ly changing name anon
we are all Kosovo on this blessed day
anon
posted from serbia
anon
>>476322
Not according to Uncle Sam
anon
who is uncle sam the only uncle i know is uncle milosevic
constance ly changing name anon
waow
anon
.play milosevic poison drinking
anon
damn it
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
2
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
Fuckin youtube
constance ly changing name anon
1
anon
.play my dad is a war criminal
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
>>476340
zis is fake video milosevic is still alive in cuba with tupac
anon
>>476340
Serbian prison pocket technique
anon
When is Trudeau going to get crowned presidente of cuba
anon
thought he was the president of india?
anon
idk what he's up to these days
anon
trudeau only lost the canadian election because of twinkdeath. otherwise he'd be prime minister still because canadians love twinks
>>476347
anon
Maybe I should run for PM
anon
you'd succeed!
anon
you believe in liberalism and are a atwink ur literally the perfect fit
anon
God built me to be the Canadian PM then get taken down by a sex scandal so I could be Canadian Bill Clinton
anon
Canadian PM found to have sexual relations with every single person in canada. massive scandal forces him to resign.
constance ly changing name anon
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