I am sure it'll go well

maybe you will!

I could just be assuming based on uh my own behavior

>>476160
I think "movie and chill" means what I think it means tho

any advice for straw girl lain?

way too cynical

>>476205
I'd treat you right!

Well actually I am a total slut so... But I'd make sure it felt really nice

>>476214
You need to!

The text will go cold!

Nah reminder nah, do it buddy

just do it, it'll go fine!

Worst case scenario is nothing happens

Texting someone is not going to be hazardous, anon you are just being a cynic

I could soothe your paranoia

>>476231
I think I have something more potent than you are used to

Because "I wanna watch a movie with you at my place" has been code for "I wanna bone" for like over a decade at this point, clearly the guy thinks you are attractive, if anything the important piece of paranoia would be to be firm in your boundaries and have the knowledge in your mind that you are worth having fun with and taking things slow at a pace you are comfortable with

>>476244
Anon would be severely incorrect, especially given you have a hot date tomorrow

>>476250
You are very cute, don't worry

>>476259
Even if you can't think of something instant, just be like do you wanna hang out and get coffee or something.

>>476259
They clearly want to be your friend, and I think they will try to carry some weight here too if you just reach out and keep it going

>>476268
Just make sure to set your boundaries with him! Because it is your first time and that is generally an awkward and difficult experience, so make sure he is patient!

>>476270
They are interested in your major beyond just sharing it, ans you have their number. They want to hang out

>>476277
Have you texted them yet?

>>476277
maybe, but again you are thinking worst case scenario this person you talked to and had an interedting discussion with suddenly loses all conversational skills and then... you soent like five bucks on coffee oh well. You are just anxious, sorry for pushing you but I think you need a swift kick in the ass

Then don't propose something specific, I am sure they'll have something in mind

Sounds good, I cannot curate your texts. You are the one that got them interested anyway, so you know better than me

It's fine! You are getting caught up, if I said to you "we should hang out some time" you wouldn't be running through six hundred simulations, you'd just be like "sure sounds good" or "sorry I am a bit busy"

He's not gonna like shoot you because you said "wanna hang out"

>>476290
Nah just giving number isn't necessarily "wanna bang" especially with shared interests like seems to be the case. But "movie at my place" is like the most blatant let's bang thing ever

>>476289
That's just because you are a nervous cutie

>>476295
Good, you better have fun!

>>476296
So cynical!

>>476302
I mean, I will make you my woman, so clearly this law has some legal precedent

>>476304
lobbying the government to invade your country so I can take you as a war bride

Fantastic!

it's raining on me!

>>476311
No, I guess I will just need someone to help get me out of these wet clothes

Oh really! That's sounds very nice

See! I am not scary

>>476317
We bombed Serbua because they were genociding everyone, so the bosnians like us alot for that

>>476322
Not according to Uncle Sam

.play milosevic poison drinking

damn it

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.search milosevic poison

1. 1.
   
   Bosnian war criminal drinks poison in court

   ABC News

   1:11
2. 2.
   
   War criminal drinks poison during sentencing

   CNN

   1:47
3. 3.
   
   No poison or toxic medicine found in Milosevic's body, tribunal says

   AP Archive

   1:49
4. 4.
   
   WRAP Serb minister on autopsy, Milosevic's lawyer on alleged poisoning

   AP Archive

   2:50
5. 5.
   
   War criminal apparently drinks poison in court

   Scripps News

   0:55

2

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Fuckin youtube

>>476337
#tag (link to booru image) serbia

>>476340
Serbian prison pocket technique

When is Trudeau going to get crowned presidente of cuba

idk what he's up to these days

>>476346
Sad!

Maybe I should run for PM

God built me to be the Canadian PM then get taken down by a sex scandal so I could be Canadian Bill Clinton

>>476352
my favorite LBJ fact was that he was jealous that JFK had a reputation as a lady's man and would talk about how he got more ass than JFK did

point being, Bill Clinton did nothing wrong

The US president has always been chasing tail

That's what they do

Whose the gay one?

uhm... the really bad one who was also probably an incel but also people say he was gay

Buchanan? Nah I think it was uh

It was James Buchanan

Everybody thinks he was a fag

>>476372
looks like a fish

>>476375
I have dirty thoughts too.. we ought to share them some time

>>476381
I guess you'll just have to be my woman then

>>476384
are you jealous?

We can have a nontraditional marriage, you are welcome to join

See? Isn't marriage a wonderful thing?

I would just like to say, if not for social media, you would be my concubines

idk, I'll have to ask that Navy SEAL guy

ngl very based to come out like that

>>476398
Are you jealous now?

This is why we have the shark on the boymoder flag it stand for navy seals or something idk

>>476400
It's okay if you are, I like to make you a bit jealous

You aren't jealous you just want me to (redacted for hornyposting) you until you pass out

No, it is a very fair an equal relationship where I make you my woman

>>476409
You see that's the issue with marriage, you guys need to (redacted for hornyposting) each other and whoever else you want too

I am very good at censoring myself and I would never threaten to eat somebody's ass in the general chat

But in our century, we have boymoders do it

Austria is in like the Pacific ocean, they have nothing to do with the Balkans

It's liberal praxis to sexually harass nazis until they become your woman

>>476437
biden joe biden is a leader in civ 7

j

when your liberal politics tab crashes and you lose a DM

>>476459
I would never let this happen to you Rose

I am getting multiple DM's right now...

>>476469
I would give you lots of tangfastics then

I am on mobile plz there is no way for me to track these DMs

I know what I want you to say, but I think making you say it will get me banned

uh, say (redacted for hornyposting) please then talk about all the ways I'd (redacted for hornyposting) you

>>476489
I want head from strawgirl

>>476495
Yes please

why does it keep raining

I just want to varnish a boat

Everyone is very insistent on putting me in wet clothes that show off everything

Is that really what you want? for me to be soaking wet with nearly transparent clothes that show off my body

I mean, I might have to, can't catch a cold

>>476517
putting thousands of beavers in the desert lmao

like lmao

>>476523
lmao

>>476521
well unfortunately, I have a rain jacket

You just got tricked, bamboozled even, into showing off YOUR bodies for ME

it's okay, I can lend you my rainjacket,

We'll all have to huddle underneath it

>>476545
it's okay, like I said, I'd let you wear the rain jacket while I get wet

>>476549
I actually have THE WORST voice, I sound like uh like critikal but retarded

It's not, but then again I do think people get shocked by recordings of their own voice

I will do a voice recording MAYBE later, right now I am varnishing in the rain