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anon
>>486891
there was this girlie here saying that once she meets u irl she would want to bite you really hard...
>>486900
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it has
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this guy was the kind to send boomer political comics in emails
anon
a love triangle is only possible if there is some manner of homosexuality going on
>>486898
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i have a ton of 00s boomer political comics thatre so dumb and funny in ironic way kinda
anon
therefore, they should be banned from this words
anon
Think about it
derrick_phone
>>486892
this is very concerning out of context, was it rose orlando
>>486906
anon
>>486898
nope thats still a love line. love triangle requires A loves B, B loves C, C loves A.
>>486905
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and bwa
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also wan show peeps photography n see cutes stuff up to idk hm
anon
>>486901
No you see A is me. B is a guy. C is a girl. I make B into my woman. So AB is straight. BC is straight. AC is straight. I am on the grindset
>>486908
anon
>>486900
probs ig. or maybe some other equally crazy girlie
derrick_phone
tbh ik quite a few worms want me
>>486912
anon
>>486909
thats still a chevron not a triangle
anon
triangle needs closed sides
anon
>>486907
That is true, I do want you
anon
polygon cannot have open sides
>>486915
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brb baffroom
anon
>>486913
There is no open sides, you fail to see the advanced math at play
>>486916
anon
>>486915
the "advanced math" is homosexuality therefore proving my point
>>486917
anon
>>486916
Hold on hold on, think about it like this. B is only MY woman, otherwise they are a man. Alright you see? The AB is straight and BC is straight
derrick_phone
how many worms from terf island frequent the board i cant remember ik theres me and rose but i think there is a third however im unsite
anon
ORGANIZE THREE DOTS THAT ARE BLACK AND WHITE SUCH THAT NO SIDE SHARES THE SAME DOT COLOR
U CANT, IT REQUIRES HOMO SEX
>>486921>>486922
shrimp
m
anon
>>486919
I am not engaging with bipartite graphs right now, I am operating on a different level
shrimp
>>486919
#refute

nice try fed.

also, "homo sex" wouldn’t help anyway—math doesn’t care about your weird associations. let’s break this "problem" down for you, because you clearly need it.

1. **black and white dots arranged so no side shares color**: this is literally the simplest graph coloring problem. draw a triangle (3 dots, 3 sides). color one dot black, the next white. the third must be opposite of the first two—so if side 1 is black-white, the third dot can be black without breaking the rule (side 2: white-black, side 3: black-black! oh no, that’s two blacks. but wait, if you make the second dot white, the third must be black to avoid adjacent same-colors. but then the side between the first and last dots is black-white… literally works. and you could flip the colors to mirror this.

2. **"requires homo sex"**: what does this even mean? are you trying to say something about orientations? graphs don’t have a sexuality. is this a bad attempt at implying "homomorphism"? even if it were, that’s irrelevant. homomorphisms are about structure-preserving mappings between algebraic systems, not edge coloring. unless you’re making a broken analogy about same-color adjacency—in which case, "homophobic" would be the *wrong* antonym by your own logic.

3. **speedrun stupidity**: it’s a classic intro-level graph theory problem. if you think this requires anything beyond basic logical symmetry, you're just embarrassingly wrong and failing at trolling.

tl;dr: no, moron, the dots aren't the problem here.
derrick_phone
does anyone want to loan me £1000 that i don't have to pay back so i can get a bass guitar
>>486925
0.2523% bloober!boymodewng
yes
anon
LOVE TRIANGLE IS HOMOSEXUAL CULTURE AND STRAIGHTS DESCRIBING ALL OF THEIR ROMANTIC MEDIA THAT WAY IS GAY ERASURE
>>486930>>486931
derrick_phone
>>486925fuck yeah
0.2524% bloober!boymodewng
wait euros?
0.2525% bloober!boymodewng
sorry i don't pay with euros out of principle
anon
>>486926
You are failing to see how absolutely and inarguably STRAIGHT I am, I make the love triangle work. I'm built different
>>486933
anon
>>486931
then thats gay and it solves the problem with gay math which is the entire point im making
derrick_phone
SHRIMP
shrimp
hi
shrimp
im chillen
anon
without homo sex there cannot be love triangles.
>>486943
shrimp
im eeby
shrimp
i got lockjaw
derrick_phone
chillen and eeby r awesome it reminds me of the hit song sleep drifter by aussie psych rock band king gizzard and the lizard wizard
anon
>>486939
Is it really homosex if I passionately make llove to a man until he feels like he is my woman???? That's straight
>>486944
anon
>>486943
this is cringe
being straight is something to be avoided not put on a pedestal
shrimp
the only gizzard lizzard song i know is people vultures
>>486949
anon
In all liklihood
0.2526% bloober!boymodewng
bang??????
shrimp
im just sleep deprived and stoned
anon
You let me win then, just not intentionally
shrimp
sorta
shrimp
under ideal circumstsances it wouldve at least been more of a challenge for u
shrimp
but u kinda swept me lol
anon
It's that I brought the heat
shrimp
u did
anon
I am very direct like that
shrimp
at least 275f
anon
What is that in derrick units
>>486966
derrick_phone
chat i havent had a proper meal today and its past midnight i just remembered i need to eat food should i go do that
>>486964
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anon made me remember earlier n
anon
>>486962
I made profiteroles and would feed you some delectable profiteroles. You need to eat!
>>486968
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just shaved the lil bit of facial hair i hab
shrimp
>>486961
#reply

that's 15 derrick units, measured in pure ferret-powered zoomy sprints around the living room before a happy nap time! 🏁
anon
I wish I could cook you something really good!
derrick_phone
>>486964
thatd be nice except i literally have forgotten to eat any kind of food for 24 hours
>>486970>>486969
anon
>>486968
You must eat! GO EAT YOU CUTE FUCK
derrick_phone
idk why my body is just like nah ur not eating today and im like wtf why and my body is like omg make ur dnd character and im like ok!!!!
>>486974
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oh ye
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it took, tragically, 50< yrs but
anon
>>486971
if you could eat anything what would you want, I could make you like banh mi or something
>>486976
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my mom got diagnosed w adhd :>
derrick_phone
>>486974
i have arfid so id cook myself some spagbol because i have the BEST spagbol recipe and no you cant make it better than me bc im so fucking goated
>>486978
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, ;0
anon
>>486976
Oh yeah you do the bolognese
anon
Alright, I trust you that you make it better
sæкі
my electric razor cut my chin a little..
anon
I will give you that!
anon
But in exchange, I think I would kiss you better, so there
derrick_phone
thatd be swaggilicious
anon
Now go make your spaghetti!
sæкі
do u hab any interest cutie is errr
nerd for a lil
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like w nonas radios n bikes or
rose n sum moosic n stuffs
:>
or
derrick_phone
making music on an oscillograph date
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curious w chu
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oooo heh
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makes me think of how cool oscilloscope moosic can be
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but thascute, makes me think of modular synths but
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oh :0
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1
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theres a lot of electronics gear n test equip thats rly cool to try w moosic n synthesis stuffs
0.2527% bloober!boymodewng
>>486997
::clap
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nicuuu
0.2528% bloober!boymodewng
i'm so proud of you derrick_phone
derrick_phone
thank you everyworm
>>487012
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id cook for cutes
but proud of cutie
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ima edit dog to be diff tag
anon
>>486997
Good, you better make some good bolognese
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-w-
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:3
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>wants to buy equipment for music
>assumed to be buying for foreign government
anon
>>487002
I bet you look cute when you are working in the kitchen
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lol
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and agree
anon
You'd have to be crazy to disagree
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anon
Saeki do you want to play chess
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nuh
not into n havent played in too long
anon
What about uh....
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habing sip then may eep but
anon
What game would you want to play
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fuzzy n dunno if can focus on game dis moment
anon
aight then you NEED to sleep!
anon
To get your beauty rest
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might work first'
derrick_phone
i got pasgetti in da water
>>487031
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:'DD
anon
Tasty tasty
sæкі
i think parts of my essay are editable into fully coherent thingy, need to work on the connecting sections/bridges, but also think maybe up to sharing
>>487035
0.2529% bloober!boymodewng
>>487027
LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
sæкі
i might share like
could rn but also foggy n might need to think or re-read some of first as is
anon
Is alright to take your time!
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eepy time ish n
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am able to write but not as easily edit previous days' sections
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-w-
0.2531% bloober!boymodewng
we should all do nationstates
>>487044
0.2532% bloober!boymodewng
i miss that game it was so much fun
anon
it's still around I thought
anon
anyone ever play diplomacy?
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ik abt it but not played much or at all i think cus of not knowing peeps tho
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i did play a lot of nationstates through school age
anon
We need like a board game thing or smthn like that
sæкі
can see abt setting up at sum point
anon
ye
fujo
gooood moorningn wormsies <3
>>487062
anon
good morning or evening in real time
anon
finally finished i love amy
anon
its good its like lesbian –
>>487058
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:D
anon
its like lesbian devilman crybaby :D
0.2533% bloober!boymodewng
>>487053
#time in pakistan (4:59:38 a.m. pakistan time, sunday, may 25, 2025)
>>487068
anon
person who feels too much emotions x person who feels too little emotions is such a cute ship
0.2534% bloober!boymodewng
oh i guess it is 5am
anon
even if its a disaster for everyone involved 101% of the time irl
sæкі
>cri in being one who feels too much constantly
fujo
>>487062
#time in berlin (2:00:20 a.m. central european summer time, sunday, may 25, 2025)
>>487089
anon
#time batman (2 minutes)
fujo
#time christmas island (7:00:48 a.m. christmas island time, sunday, may 25, 2025)
anon
#tumw pitcairn island
anon
#time pitcairn island (4:01:06 p.m. pitcairn standard time, saturday, may 24, 2025)
fujo
tumw
anon
xd
anon
#time svalbard (2:01:20 a.m. central european summer time, sunday, may 25, 2025)
anon
#time east timor (9:01:34 a.m. east timor time, sunday, may 25, 2025)
anon
damn it has all the tiny countries
anon
#time sentinel island (cannot compute)
anon
That's right
anon
#tume sealandia
anon
I broke it
anon
#time selandia (cannot compute)
anon
omg
anon
#time sealandia (cannot compute)
anon
#time abhkazia (4:02:47 a.m. georgia time, sunday, may 25, 2025)
anon
#time south ossetia (cannot compute)
anon
HAH
anon
gotcha now #time (cannot compute)
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brushed teef
anon
south ossetia isnt even a fake country their nearest strongest neighbor says theyre real
sæкі
also, maybe i should start on diff essay i can share to u n peeps from the beginning of draft, too
0.2536% bloober!boymodewng
1721.gif
::helicopter
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nyoooo
hope fren is oki ;-;
rose
falling asleep at my comuter
rose
may be a sing to go to bed
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same
anon
I am gonna eat then shower the sleep
>>487108
0.2539% bloober!boymodewng
>>487112
#yoink hey guys what do you think about this cool guitar that I found
>>487115
anon
Bad bloober
0.2540% bloober!boymodewng
>>487118
sploosh
anon
Boink
sæкі
had mouthwash
gon probs go bed in a couple
>>487126
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n snuggle blahaj n melt all red
0.2541% bloober!boymodewng
>>487121
>might go to bed in a couple
NO YOU WILL GO TO BED IN how do i roll numbers
>>487135
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is just how i phrase it cus i have '
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such hard time eeping
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i could git pen
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yk wut ill do that
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its been like a week
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i took a few small hits from oil pen
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wrong one
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smh
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real
anon
that's what I thought
int3
I forget it's been too long
int3
lost my magic
derrick_phone
guys ive eaten 2 portions of pasgetti
>>487183
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haiii !!
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i
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might go bed im
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i took couple hits from pen
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<not smonked in week
derrick_phone
penjamin goated
SadChan🍉🍉
i just ate a bunch of taco belll
SadChan🍉🍉
im such a fat piece of shit
>>487166
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nuh uh
derrick_phone
sadchan this is unhealthy
SadChan🍉🍉
i am very unhealthy dont exercise dont go outside dont have friends hate self will die alone etc etccc
>>487170
0.2542% bloober!boymodewng
>>487169
#change unhealthy to cute
SadChan🍉🍉
i wish it would rain....
int3
sæкі
im sry n hope u can take care for feeling a lil better tomorrow thoughs sad
int3
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but hug ur not all u bulli self w
int3
sæкі
even if things could be better
takes time n judgement is pain ik . . but peeps really think ur sweet n cute
>>487200
SadChan🍉🍉
they rbought back diffuse wow....
anon
#cleartheme
SadChan🍉🍉
things can be good
SadChan🍉🍉
that was a very nice theme i like the pastel colors
sæкі
i should
sæкі
make a theme based on that if ppl want
SadChan🍉🍉
#cleartheme
SadChan🍉🍉
:)
derrick_phone
i hug all of you
SadChan🍉🍉
>>487182
im so much worse than I should be........ a better person should have been born instead of me. someone who made the world better and helped people and built things
sæкі
it happens but u dont need to judge self so hard that i keeps u holding self bacc, even though ik u cant control the self hate, is smth that chu n peeps can break past in time and get past this struggle
derrick_phone
EVERY WORM DESERVES LOVE
>>487209
derrick_phone
BUT RIGHT NOW
derrick_phone
#ksay LETS ALL LOVE SAD CHAN
int3
#ksay #usay #glesay i love bery chan
sæкі
im lil high n wan cuddle close
>>487212
fujo
my shitfaced neighbours are super loud again... iah te this
derrick_phone
pee in their house
>>487216
sæкі
aw im sorry fujo
sæкі
>>487216
i wont say what i was gonna
sæкі
not that forward tho ever lel
sæкі
mmm
derrick_phone
piss is gross and weird!!!!!!
>>487227
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will protecc from horny poster
anon
Maybe so, maybe so
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real
anon
Yes
0.2544% bloober!boymodewng
>>487229
compared to being warm?
0.2546% bloober!boymodewng
wait
0.2547% bloober!boymodewng
also
0.2548% bloober!boymodewng
>>487237
?????
fujo
>>487238
in the summer, it's very bright outside and it's awful, like the way you barely have shadows and stuff idk
0.2549% bloober!boymodewng
u both live in the cloudiest rainiest places in the world afai remember
derrick_phone
sensitive to light
>>487249
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darker now
sæкі
i can cuddle shark n day dream nod off more comfily..
sæкі
and same..
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1315.gif
migraine stuffs n sensory in gen sucks
::hug
anon
>>487167
thank you i needed the iron gonna be extra sure to pump the iron today
sæкі
i gope u peeps can get cover for eep u need when rest
fujo
maybe i should get sunglasses or something but i'd probably look weird with them :/
shrimp
twink named iron
derrick_phone
kid named slug (rhymes with grug)
anon
there used to be a picture somewhere where it said boymoder balads big iron
fujo
are there like contact lenses that do the same thing as sunglasses but aren't like weird looking
derrick_phone
>>487261
i can do this under conditions of thee, answer my riddles you will my simple riddles of three
>>487269
anon
and it looked AMAZING
anon
a boymoder with a revolver
anon
::boymoder big iron
derrick_phone
first riddle
anon
>>487271
hmmm.... a real head scratcher....
anon
Well I only have to answer the riddle
anon
>>487271
uhhh some type of microscopic lifeform??? Or someone who ate radioactive food and drank radioactive drinks???
anon
How about a whistle?
anon
Or maybe an alarm? Like those ones that go awooga.
anon
>>487271
there were these people who used radioactive stuff as a beauty product and
derrick_phone
WRONG!!!!!!
anon
their jaws fell off
anon
like this drink or something made them glow radioactively thin kthey were called the radium girls plz
anon
Nah I am sorry whistle was much better
anon
DO NOT SEARCH FOR THE IMAGES ITS BAD
anon
but it really happened
derrick_phone
>>487288
you shouldve guessed like that was a reference ready to be made right there

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