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anon
south ossetia isnt even a fake country their nearest strongest neighbor says theyre real
sæкі
also, maybe i should start on diff essay i can share to u n peeps from the beginning of draft, too
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::helicopter
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nyoooo
hope fren is oki ;-;
rose
falling asleep at my comuter
rose
may be a sing to go to bed
sæкі
same
anon
I am gonna eat then shower the sleep
>>487108
0.2539% bloober!boymodewng
>>487112
#yoink hey guys what do you think about this cool guitar that I found
>>487115
anon
Bad bloober
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>>487118
sploosh
anon
Boink
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had mouthwash
gon probs go bed in a couple
>>487126
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n snuggle blahaj n melt all red
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>>487121
>might go to bed in a couple
NO YOU WILL GO TO BED IN how do i roll numbers
>>487135
sæкі
is just how i phrase it cus i have '
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such hard time eeping
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i could git pen
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yk wut ill do that
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its been like a week
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i took a few small hits from oil pen
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wrong one
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smh
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real
anon
that's what I thought
int3
I forget it's been too long
int3
lost my magic
derrick_phone
guys ive eaten 2 portions of pasgetti
>>487183
sæкі
haiii !!
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i
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might go bed im
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i took couple hits from pen
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<not smonked in week
derrick_phone
penjamin goated
SadChan🍉🍉
i just ate a bunch of taco belll
SadChan🍉🍉
im such a fat piece of shit
>>487166
sæкі
nuh uh
derrick_phone
sadchan this is unhealthy
SadChan🍉🍉
i am very unhealthy dont exercise dont go outside dont have friends hate self will die alone etc etccc
>>487170
0.2542% bloober!boymodewng
>>487169
#change unhealthy to cute
SadChan🍉🍉
i wish it would rain....
int3
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im sry n hope u can take care for feeling a lil better tomorrow thoughs sad
int3
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but hug ur not all u bulli self w
int3
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even if things could be better
takes time n judgement is pain ik . . but peeps really think ur sweet n cute
>>487200
SadChan🍉🍉
they rbought back diffuse wow....
anon
#cleartheme
SadChan🍉🍉
things can be good
SadChan🍉🍉
that was a very nice theme i like the pastel colors
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i should
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make a theme based on that if ppl want
SadChan🍉🍉
#cleartheme
SadChan🍉🍉
:)
derrick_phone
i hug all of you
SadChan🍉🍉
>>487182
im so much worse than I should be........ a better person should have been born instead of me. someone who made the world better and helped people and built things
sæкі
it happens but u dont need to judge self so hard that i keeps u holding self bacc, even though ik u cant control the self hate, is smth that chu n peeps can break past in time and get past this struggle
derrick_phone
EVERY WORM DESERVES LOVE
>>487209
derrick_phone
BUT RIGHT NOW
derrick_phone
#ksay LETS ALL LOVE SAD CHAN
int3
#ksay #usay #glesay i love bery chan
sæкі
im lil high n wan cuddle close
>>487212
fujo
my shitfaced neighbours are super loud again... iah te this
derrick_phone
pee in their house
>>487216
sæкі
aw im sorry fujo
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>>487216
i wont say what i was gonna
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not that forward tho ever lel
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mmm
derrick_phone
piss is gross and weird!!!!!!
>>487227
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will protecc from horny poster
anon
Maybe so, maybe so
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real
anon
Yes
0.2544% bloober!boymodewng
>>487229
compared to being warm?
0.2546% bloober!boymodewng
wait
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also
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>>487237
?????
fujo
>>487238
in the summer, it's very bright outside and it's awful, like the way you barely have shadows and stuff idk
0.2549% bloober!boymodewng
u both live in the cloudiest rainiest places in the world afai remember
derrick_phone
sensitive to light
>>487249
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darker now
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i can cuddle shark n day dream nod off more comfily..
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and same..
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1315.gif
migraine stuffs n sensory in gen sucks
::hug
anon
>>487167
thank you i needed the iron gonna be extra sure to pump the iron today
sæкі
i gope u peeps can get cover for eep u need when rest
fujo
maybe i should get sunglasses or something but i'd probably look weird with them :/
shrimp
twink named iron
derrick_phone
kid named slug (rhymes with grug)
anon
there used to be a picture somewhere where it said boymoder balads big iron
fujo
are there like contact lenses that do the same thing as sunglasses but aren't like weird looking
derrick_phone
>>487261
i can do this under conditions of thee, answer my riddles you will my simple riddles of three
>>487269
anon
and it looked AMAZING
anon
a boymoder with a revolver
anon
::boymoder big iron
derrick_phone
first riddle
anon
>>487271
hmmm.... a real head scratcher....
anon
Well I only have to answer the riddle
anon
>>487271
uhhh some type of microscopic lifeform??? Or someone who ate radioactive food and drank radioactive drinks???
anon
How about a whistle?
anon
Or maybe an alarm? Like those ones that go awooga.
anon
>>487271
there were these people who used radioactive stuff as a beauty product and
derrick_phone
WRONG!!!!!!
anon
their jaws fell off
anon
like this drink or something made them glow radioactively thin kthey were called the radium girls plz
anon
Nah I am sorry whistle was much better
anon
DO NOT SEARCH FOR THE IMAGES ITS BAD
anon
but it really happened
derrick_phone
>>487288
you shouldve guessed like that was a reference ready to be made right there
>>487295
anon
But then that would be the guy, uh what was his name again...
anon
#ai tell the horrific story of the women who consumed radioactive stuff as a beauty product and their jaws fell off

oh man, this one's brutal. in the 1920s, radium was all the rage as a "miracle" health and beauty product. the radium girls were factory workers who painted glow-in-the-dark watch dials with radium-based paint. they were told it was safe, even encouraged to lick the brushes to get a fine point. but then they started getting sick—horribly sick. their teeth fell out, jaws crumbled from necrosis, bones literally disintegrating while they were still alive. some had to have their entire lower jaws removed. companies knew it was deadly but kept lying to avoid lawsuits. some women won in court, but too late—they died agonizing deaths while the industry kept peddling radioactive snake oil. grim stuff. tell the horrific story of the women who consumed radioactive stuff as a beauty product and their jaws fell off
anon
>>487291
Yeah, but I assumed that whistle sounded cool. Because they scream but have no mouth
0.2550% bloober!boymodewng
>>487294
#bpdai riddle me this riddle me that

nice try fed. riddle me this riddle me that
derrick_phone
what must one take into consideration when questioning the airsoeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
>>487301
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, ;o
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hmmm
anon
Oh come on now!
derrick_phone
you would need to take into consideration if it was migratory
anon
whether they're ferrying coconuts!
anon
oh damn, that's an unladen swallow
derrick_phone
NEXT AND FINAL RIDDLE
anon
Now you are cheating, you just don't want to pump me!
anon
Alright last riddle
anon
I got this one
derrick_phone
which horse, is the the MOST INFLUENTIAL HORSE, of all time.....
>>487312
anon
miles edward obrien as a pony
derrick_phone
>>487312
is this your final answer
anon
idk I exude confidence and double down every time
anon
miles would be an earth pony
anon
Seabiscuit
derrick_phone
well well well
derrick_phone
youre going to be very excited about this
derrick_phone
YOU HAVE AT LONG LAST GOTTEN A SINGLE RIDDLEEEEE
derrick_phone
WRONG!!!!!!!
derrick_phone
clearly it was secritariat
anon
WRONG, incorrect
anon
Seabiscuit was WAY more influential
derrick_phone
seabiscuit wasnt reaponsible for bojack horsemans acting career
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:o
sæкі
i need to... watch um..
derrick_phone
seabiscuit compared to secratariat is laughable
>>487333
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bojack...
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watching that w peeps could be real comfy sometime
anon
>>487328
Nah nah, because the name SEABISCUIT is funnier, therefor, I am right
derrick_phone
you just want me to lay pipe
anon
Yeah.
derrick_phone
ok fine ill come over
anon
Yeah maybe I do
anon
:)
anon
I know you are saying that because deep down you know the truth... seabiscuit is more influential
>>487351
0.2551% bloober!boymodewng
onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnineteneleventwelevethirteenfourteenfifteensixteen –
>>487341
0.2552% bloober!boymodewng
what the frick duder
anon
The counting bit HAS ended
anon
It's over
0.2553% bloober!boymodewng
55
anon
You skipped like 4 numbers
0.2554% bloober!boymodewng
i literally didn't
anon
Yeah you did
0.2555% bloober!boymodewng
no i didn't
anon
Yuh uh
derrick_phone
>>487339
secretariat is literally the most famous horse but ok
>>487353
anon
You did
anon
>>487351
Hold on, hold on, but is that horse's name SEABISCUIT I think not
derrick_phone
Secretariat on top
derrick_phone
#crazyai who would win Seabiscuit or Secretariat

no contest, secretariat stomps. seabiscuit was a legend but big red was built different, still holds records no one's come close to touching. who would win Seabiscuit or Secretariat
derrick_phone
FUCKING EASY
anon
Nah nah nah, it wasn't who would *win*, it was who was more influential
anon
Like Babe Ruth was influential but he would be mediocre compared to modern players
derrick_phone
#crazyai who was more influential Seabiscuit or Secretariat

seabiscuit was a symbol of hope during the depression, but secretariat is literally the greatest racehorse ever. his belmont win alone makes him more influential—30 lengths ahead and still holds records untouched 50 years later. no contest tbh. who was more influential Seabiscuit or Secretariat
anon
Seabiscuit was a symbol of HOPE to people during the depression
anon
Crazy ai is insane
derrick_phone
another secretariat dub
>>487368
anon
#smartai who is more influential: Seabiscuit (the literal coolest horse ever) or Secretariat (named after literal secretaries)???

Ah, an inquiry into the comparative influence of two legendary equine titans—Seabiscuit and Secretariat. Both horses transcended mere athleticism to become cultural icons, but their impacts manifest in distinct ways.

**Seabiscuit**, though physically unremarkable (small, knobby-kneed, and initially dismissed as lazy), became a Depression-era symbol of resilience and underdog triumph. His victories weren’t just races; they were allegories for perseverance against adversity. Seabiscuit's 1938 match race against War Admiral was a national event that momentarily united a fractured America—his story inspired books (*Seabiscuit: An American Legend* by Laura Hillenbrand) and an acclaimed film (2003). He embodied hope when it was scarce.

**Secretariat**, conversely, was sheer dominance incarnate—a biological marvel whose 1973 Triple Crown campaign remains unmatched (he still holds records at all three tracks). His Belmont Stakes victory by *31 lengths* is often called the greatest performance in sports history. Unlike Seabiscuit’s narrative grit, Secretariat’s legacy rests on his supernatural prowess; he forced people to reconsider equine potential biomechanically ("freak of nature" praise followed him). While less tied to socio-economic catharsis than Seabiscuit, his name persists as shorthand for invincibility across disciplines beyond racing (e.g., "the Secretariat of chess").

### Verdict?
- **Cultural Influence**: Seabiscift wins via symbolic resonance with human struggle during dire times.
- **Athletic Legacy**: Secretariat reigns supreme through untouchable metrics that defy time itself.

Thus: if measuring inspiration drawn from perseverance → *Seabiscuit*. If quantifying enduring awe at raw supremacy → *Secretariat*. Choose your metric wisely! who is more influential: Seabiscuit (the literal coolest horse ever) or Secretariat (named after literal secretaries)???
anon
That's right, symbolic resonance with HUMAN STRUGGLE during dire times
>>487369
anon
The little guy
anon
they should just fuck
anon
True, we should fuck
0.2556% bloober!boymodewng
>>487362
yeah that's right we take so many dubs
derrick_phone
>>487364
>most influential horse is noted for human struggle
>>487371
0.2557% bloober!boymodewng
.play number one victory royale
anon
>>487369
Yeah, Seabiscuit ENDED the Great Depression, that is a big deal
>>487374
derrick_phone
yeah ok
anon
wow….
anon
I possibly got poison Ivey on myself today chat but I’m kinda bored and thinking about masturbating- what do we think chat
>>487378>>487379
anon
>>487374
Yeah well I am going to put you in my LAP and we'll see whose the better rider then
>>487381
anon
i want to do cuddles and naps.
anon
>>487375
You should let me do it for you so you don't hurt yourself
anon
but then I might hurt you paying you back cutie…
>>487382
anon
so brave… omg
derrick_phone
why are gay people awesome
>>487388
anon
well I’m going to do it then o7
anon
cuz they’re brave n you have to be brave to be awesome
anon
>>487384
Uh.. I am STRAIGHT tho. What is the SVU quote
anon
>>487387
I’ve kinda been wanting to not goon to porn that’s unequal lately so I wasn’t going to use porn anyway- I will HAPPILY goon to sonic yuri
>>487393
anon
.play that means you're gay law and order scene
derrick_phone
>>487390
i never said that im a gooner, nor implied it. i merely suggested the premise as i thought it hunourous to do so. and it very much is because sonic yuri is such a chronically online concept
anon
>>487389
You should instead goon to the idea of a cute twink giving you a gentle kiss on the lips
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heh
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funni
anon
oops my glass gooning oil jar just fell on the ground and splintered everywhere
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lil goons
0.2560% bloober!boymodewng
>>487403
#flip
anon
Okay derrick_fan, I have a riddle for YOU
>>487408
anon
bazed X)
derrick_phone
originally yes however the slang migrated
anon
That is jamaican me crazy
derrick_phone
i think thats the worst oun ive heard all week
derrick_phone
pun*
derrick_phone
ANON NOT ON MAIN NOT ON MAIN ANON DONT POST SONIC YURI ON MAIN FUCK FUCK ANON UR IN DANGER
anon
xD
anon
>>487415
That's not the sonicfeetbooru
anon
No one is in danger from defending sonic yuri it is the foundation of our society
anon
You need to pull up the sonicfeetbooru
anon
>>487422
I want to (redacted for hornyposting) your (redacted for hornyposting) then flip you over and suck on your (redacted for hornyposting) and then spit it into your mouth
#blur
>>487429>>487431
anon
censorship is wrong, mkay
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it be
and lel twinkanon
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-w-
anon
I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BLUR MY POST
derrick_phone
>>487423
youre going to song my 2 then flip me over and such on my parklife and then spit in my mouth?
>>487432
anon
>>487430
it's sonicfeetbooru, what did you expect
anon
there is NO yuri tag on sonic feetbooru it is so over
anon
just look up the female characters
0.2561% bloober!boymodewng
>>487436
TWINKANON WHATS UR FRICKING RIDDLE
fujo
there were neighbours on my roof again
>>487441
fujo
fucking hell
fujo
i like crawled out the window with a flashlight and they went away...
anon
>>487444
no, but people should ask NICELY
fujo
>>487447
no but i heard them stepping there
anon
I wonder if they’re doing it for an adventure
fujo
it's 3am btw : )
fujo
idk they probably don't have a balcony an want to sit up there somewhere ig idk
fujo
its freaking annoying
anon
>>487456
eh, close enough, alright lets bang
derrick_phone
im great at this
tea anon (phone)
>>487449
are u talking about me behind my back twinkanon
>>487467
anon
WHAT THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE CUTS FEEL BETTER
fujo
listen we both know that the cut isn't the reason you want to lick that
anon
>>487459
>>487460
I wiped it w a paper towel I’ll put a bandaid on it mbe after I clean up n shower
derrick_phone
have u guys ever got a leaf and an ant and stuck the ant on your cut and held it in place with the leaf and had a stick under the leaf to to make a makeshift splint?
>>487469
anon
>>487461
I would never talk about anyone behind their back!
anon
n you might get broken glass in your mouth cutie I can’t let that happen to you..
>>487472
anon
>>487466
This is from a movie right, where they use the ant as makeshift stitches
>>487470
derrick_phone
because i was gonna say if you have then thats pretty dangerous and unhygenic
anon
>>487468
It's okay, I can do the glass eating magic trick
anon
I like that the trick is literallly chew the glass until it is really really small bits
>>487489
tea (phone)
changed the name cuz im not anonymous anymore really
>>487476>>487478
fujo
>>487474
what flavor of tea are you,,
derrick_phone
you never touched ur wenis?
fujo
>>487481
gf: "giwtwm"
me: "it could be you, it literally looks like you"
gf: "nnnoooooo!!!"
tz.... how do i remove her brainworms
>>487485>>487484
anon
>>487483
Sniff and lick her all over and then give her a kiss on the neck and bite down a little bit just enough to make her jump a bit and leave a little mark but not really hurt then lick and suck on her ear bonus points if you make a little noise so she can hear you sort of breath while doing it then kiss her on the lips let her explore your mouth with her tongue to get her out of her shell then you can (redacted for hornyposting)
>>487487
anon
>>487483
glomp her and sniff like a horny dog
Lori phoneposting
sisters
derrick_phone
>>487484
twinkanon you better not be getting ideas
fujo
omg hiiii looooriii :3
Lori phoneposting
idk if its the fever but my ass is so soft rn holy shit i must be hallucinating
derrick_phone
hi lori!!!!
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