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anon
But then that would be the guy, uh what was his name again...
anon
#ai tell the horrific story of the women who consumed radioactive stuff as a beauty product and their jaws fell off

oh man, this one's brutal. in the 1920s, radium was all the rage as a "miracle" health and beauty product. the radium girls were factory workers who painted glow-in-the-dark watch dials with radium-based paint. they were told it was safe, even encouraged to lick the brushes to get a fine point. but then they started getting sick—horribly sick. their teeth fell out, jaws crumbled from necrosis, bones literally disintegrating while they were still alive. some had to have their entire lower jaws removed. companies knew it was deadly but kept lying to avoid lawsuits. some women won in court, but too late—they died agonizing deaths while the industry kept peddling radioactive snake oil. grim stuff. tell the horrific story of the women who consumed radioactive stuff as a beauty product and their jaws fell off
anon
>>487291
Yeah, but I assumed that whistle sounded cool. Because they scream but have no mouth
0.2550% bloober!boymodewng
>>487294
#bpdai riddle me this riddle me that

nice try fed. riddle me this riddle me that
derrick_phone
what must one take into consideration when questioning the airsoeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
>>487301
sæкі
, ;o
sæкі
hmmm
anon
Oh come on now!
derrick_phone
you would need to take into consideration if it was migratory
anon
whether they're ferrying coconuts!
anon
oh damn, that's an unladen swallow
derrick_phone
NEXT AND FINAL RIDDLE
anon
Now you are cheating, you just don't want to pump me!
anon
Alright last riddle
anon
I got this one
derrick_phone
which horse, is the the MOST INFLUENTIAL HORSE, of all time.....
>>487312
anon
miles edward obrien as a pony
derrick_phone
>>487312
is this your final answer
anon
idk I exude confidence and double down every time
anon
miles would be an earth pony
anon
Seabiscuit
derrick_phone
well well well
derrick_phone
youre going to be very excited about this
derrick_phone
YOU HAVE AT LONG LAST GOTTEN A SINGLE RIDDLEEEEE
derrick_phone
WRONG!!!!!!!
derrick_phone
clearly it was secritariat
anon
WRONG, incorrect
anon
Seabiscuit was WAY more influential
derrick_phone
seabiscuit wasnt reaponsible for bojack horsemans acting career
sæкі
:o
sæкі
i need to... watch um..
derrick_phone
seabiscuit compared to secratariat is laughable
>>487333
sæкі
bojack...
sæкі
watching that w peeps could be real comfy sometime
anon
>>487328
Nah nah, because the name SEABISCUIT is funnier, therefor, I am right
derrick_phone
you just want me to lay pipe
anon
Yeah.
derrick_phone
ok fine ill come over
anon
Yeah maybe I do
anon
:)
anon
I know you are saying that because deep down you know the truth... seabiscuit is more influential
>>487351
0.2551% bloober!boymodewng
onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnineteneleventwelevethirteenfourteenfifteensixteen –
>>487341
0.2552% bloober!boymodewng
what the frick duder
anon
The counting bit HAS ended
anon
It's over
0.2553% bloober!boymodewng
55
anon
You skipped like 4 numbers
0.2554% bloober!boymodewng
i literally didn't
anon
Yeah you did
0.2555% bloober!boymodewng
no i didn't
anon
Yuh uh
derrick_phone
>>487339
secretariat is literally the most famous horse but ok
>>487353
anon
You did
anon
>>487351
Hold on, hold on, but is that horse's name SEABISCUIT I think not
derrick_phone
Secretariat on top
derrick_phone
#crazyai who would win Seabiscuit or Secretariat

no contest, secretariat stomps. seabiscuit was a legend but big red was built different, still holds records no one's come close to touching. who would win Seabiscuit or Secretariat
derrick_phone
FUCKING EASY
anon
Nah nah nah, it wasn't who would *win*, it was who was more influential
anon
Like Babe Ruth was influential but he would be mediocre compared to modern players
derrick_phone
#crazyai who was more influential Seabiscuit or Secretariat

seabiscuit was a symbol of hope during the depression, but secretariat is literally the greatest racehorse ever. his belmont win alone makes him more influential—30 lengths ahead and still holds records untouched 50 years later. no contest tbh. who was more influential Seabiscuit or Secretariat
anon
Seabiscuit was a symbol of HOPE to people during the depression
anon
Crazy ai is insane
derrick_phone
another secretariat dub
>>487368
anon
#smartai who is more influential: Seabiscuit (the literal coolest horse ever) or Secretariat (named after literal secretaries)???

Ah, an inquiry into the comparative influence of two legendary equine titans—Seabiscuit and Secretariat. Both horses transcended mere athleticism to become cultural icons, but their impacts manifest in distinct ways.

**Seabiscuit**, though physically unremarkable (small, knobby-kneed, and initially dismissed as lazy), became a Depression-era symbol of resilience and underdog triumph. His victories weren’t just races; they were allegories for perseverance against adversity. Seabiscuit's 1938 match race against War Admiral was a national event that momentarily united a fractured America—his story inspired books (*Seabiscuit: An American Legend* by Laura Hillenbrand) and an acclaimed film (2003). He embodied hope when it was scarce.

**Secretariat**, conversely, was sheer dominance incarnate—a biological marvel whose 1973 Triple Crown campaign remains unmatched (he still holds records at all three tracks). His Belmont Stakes victory by *31 lengths* is often called the greatest performance in sports history. Unlike Seabiscuit’s narrative grit, Secretariat’s legacy rests on his supernatural prowess; he forced people to reconsider equine potential biomechanically ("freak of nature" praise followed him). While less tied to socio-economic catharsis than Seabiscuit, his name persists as shorthand for invincibility across disciplines beyond racing (e.g., "the Secretariat of chess").

### Verdict?
- **Cultural Influence**: Seabiscift wins via symbolic resonance with human struggle during dire times.
- **Athletic Legacy**: Secretariat reigns supreme through untouchable metrics that defy time itself.

Thus: if measuring inspiration drawn from perseverance → *Seabiscuit*. If quantifying enduring awe at raw supremacy → *Secretariat*. Choose your metric wisely! who is more influential: Seabiscuit (the literal coolest horse ever) or Secretariat (named after literal secretaries)???
anon
That's right, symbolic resonance with HUMAN STRUGGLE during dire times
>>487369
anon
The little guy
anon
they should just fuck
anon
True, we should fuck
0.2556% bloober!boymodewng
>>487362
yeah that's right we take so many dubs
derrick_phone
>>487364
>most influential horse is noted for human struggle
>>487371
0.2557% bloober!boymodewng
.play number one victory royale
anon
>>487369
Yeah, Seabiscuit ENDED the Great Depression, that is a big deal
>>487374
derrick_phone
yeah ok
anon
wow….
anon
I possibly got poison Ivey on myself today chat but I’m kinda bored and thinking about masturbating- what do we think chat
>>487378>>487379
anon
>>487374
Yeah well I am going to put you in my LAP and we'll see whose the better rider then
>>487381
anon
i want to do cuddles and naps.
anon
>>487375
You should let me do it for you so you don't hurt yourself
anon
but then I might hurt you paying you back cutie…
>>487382
anon
so brave… omg
derrick_phone
why are gay people awesome
>>487388
anon
well I’m going to do it then o7
anon
cuz they’re brave n you have to be brave to be awesome
anon
>>487384
Uh.. I am STRAIGHT tho. What is the SVU quote
anon
>>487387
I’ve kinda been wanting to not goon to porn that’s unequal lately so I wasn’t going to use porn anyway- I will HAPPILY goon to sonic yuri
>>487393
anon
.play that means you're gay law and order scene
derrick_phone
>>487390
i never said that im a gooner, nor implied it. i merely suggested the premise as i thought it hunourous to do so. and it very much is because sonic yuri is such a chronically online concept
anon
>>487389
You should instead goon to the idea of a cute twink giving you a gentle kiss on the lips
sæкі
heh
sæкі
funni
anon
oops my glass gooning oil jar just fell on the ground and splintered everywhere
sæкі
lil goons
0.2560% bloober!boymodewng
>>487403
#flip
anon
Okay derrick_fan, I have a riddle for YOU
>>487408
anon
bazed X)
derrick_phone
originally yes however the slang migrated
anon
That is jamaican me crazy
derrick_phone
i think thats the worst oun ive heard all week
derrick_phone
pun*
derrick_phone
ANON NOT ON MAIN NOT ON MAIN ANON DONT POST SONIC YURI ON MAIN FUCK FUCK ANON UR IN DANGER
anon
xD
anon
>>487415
That's not the sonicfeetbooru
anon
No one is in danger from defending sonic yuri it is the foundation of our society
anon
You need to pull up the sonicfeetbooru
anon
>>487422
I want to (redacted for hornyposting) your (redacted for hornyposting) then flip you over and suck on your (redacted for hornyposting) and then spit it into your mouth
#blur
>>487429>>487431
anon
censorship is wrong, mkay
sæкі
it be
and lel twinkanon
sæкі
-w-
anon
I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BLUR MY POST
derrick_phone
>>487423
youre going to song my 2 then flip me over and such on my parklife and then spit in my mouth?
>>487432
anon
>>487430
it's sonicfeetbooru, what did you expect
anon
there is NO yuri tag on sonic feetbooru it is so over
anon
just look up the female characters
0.2561% bloober!boymodewng
>>487436
TWINKANON WHATS UR FRICKING RIDDLE
fujo
there were neighbours on my roof again
>>487441
fujo
fucking hell
fujo
i like crawled out the window with a flashlight and they went away...
anon
>>487444
no, but people should ask NICELY
fujo
>>487447
no but i heard them stepping there
anon
I wonder if they’re doing it for an adventure
fujo
it's 3am btw : )
fujo
idk they probably don't have a balcony an want to sit up there somewhere ig idk
fujo
its freaking annoying
anon
>>487456
eh, close enough, alright lets bang
derrick_phone
im great at this
tea anon (phone)
>>487449
are u talking about me behind my back twinkanon
>>487467
anon
WHAT THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE CUTS FEEL BETTER
fujo
listen we both know that the cut isn't the reason you want to lick that
anon
>>487459
>>487460
I wiped it w a paper towel I’ll put a bandaid on it mbe after I clean up n shower
derrick_phone
have u guys ever got a leaf and an ant and stuck the ant on your cut and held it in place with the leaf and had a stick under the leaf to to make a makeshift splint?
>>487469
anon
>>487461
I would never talk about anyone behind their back!
anon
n you might get broken glass in your mouth cutie I can’t let that happen to you..
>>487472
anon
>>487466
This is from a movie right, where they use the ant as makeshift stitches
>>487470
derrick_phone
because i was gonna say if you have then thats pretty dangerous and unhygenic
anon
>>487468
It's okay, I can do the glass eating magic trick
anon
I like that the trick is literallly chew the glass until it is really really small bits
>>487489
tea (phone)
changed the name cuz im not anonymous anymore really
>>487476>>487478
derrick_phone
you never touched ur wenis?
fujo
>>487481
gf: "giwtwm"
me: "it could be you, it literally looks like you"
gf: "nnnoooooo!!!"
tz.... how do i remove her brainworms
>>487484>>487485
anon
>>487483
Sniff and lick her all over and then give her a kiss on the neck and bite down a little bit just enough to make her jump a bit and leave a little mark but not really hurt then lick and suck on her ear bonus points if you make a little noise so she can hear you sort of breath while doing it then kiss her on the lips let her explore your mouth with her tongue to get her out of her shell then you can (redacted for hornyposting)
>>487487
anon
>>487483
glomp her and sniff like a horny dog
Lori phoneposting
sisters
fujo
omg hiiii looooriii :3
Lori phoneposting
idk if its the fever but my ass is so soft rn holy shit i must be hallucinating
>>487494>>487495>>487499
0.2564% bloober!boymodewng
>>487494
prove that
derrick_phone
>>487493
derrick says hi back!
anon
>>487490
First you want your breasts massaged, and now you want someone to feel up your ass to make sure it is soft??
>>487503
anon
>>487501
Probably melt in your arms and get really (redacted for hornyposting) then let you do whatever you want with my body tbh
>>487504
anon
I just hope fujo is following my advice right now!
anon
I bet her neighbors were looking for lori
anon
Because if so, true
tea (phone)
I love wuyi rock teas :)
tea (phone)
special blend
anon
cool
anon
Shrimp
shrimp
Twink
anon
You said you would get even for the chess match, didn't you
anon
Is this your way of being jealous
shrimp
thats what the explosives are yes
shrimp
huh jealous
anon
Well you said that because I made you my woman in chess, you would make me your woman in bed
anon
That seems awfully possessive
shrimp
how is it possesive
shrimp
all it means is ur gonna bottom
>>487530
shrimp
dont go catching feelings for me....
>>487532
anon
>>487528
You'll hear no complaints from me there
anon
>>487529
You're the one acting jealous
shrimp
of what
anon
Of me saying I will make tea anon drink my speciall blend
shrimp
oh no i just thought it was funny to do that
Lori phoneposting
shrimp habe nice legs tho....just sayin
anon
Oh, I love nice legs, shrimp has been holding that from me
anon
>>487526
I would drink lots and lots of tea with you! I'd let you show me all of your favorite flavors.
>>487541
anon
>>487527
If you want, but I am not *too* possessive.
anon
>>487541
I think having a tea party with you would be very nice. Especially if you were wearing a cute little apron when you were pouring the cups and all of that.
>>487545
phoneposting!nIOh.loris
aaaaaa having studf all connected is good
anon
Very elegant tea party. So dignified
tea (phone)
>>487542
>_< i think i know what ur implying here ur so silly
>>487546
anon
>>487545
I'm not being silly, if anyone is being silly here it's you. You don't *think* you know what I am implying, you know exactly what I am implying.
anon
And what I am implying is that we would have a nice elegant tea party where I bring my homemade profiteroles and you bring the tea
>>487552
tea (phone)
ive never had it actually (on subway btw internet is very on and off)
>>487550
fujo
>>487549
u shoudl try it :3 its great
anon
>>487552
I am just saying I want a tea party, and maybe I will sneak a peek down your apron when you lean over to serve the tea. But honest! Nothing lewd here!
>>487570
anon
why do most western transgender women (and nonbinary transfeminine people) seemingly all adopt similar a few similar aesthetic choices
>>487558
anon
help. ive turnd into a woman. i am more interested in hearing about romance than sex
>>487562
0.2567% bloober!boymodewng
i'm an alpha
>>487561
anon
>>487556
You are a brat and it is adorable
anon
>>487559
I'm a bit of a lone wolf, kind of a sigma male, I did the andrew tate uh navy SEAL training
>>487568
anon
>>487563
Literally me I am a sigma male like Patrick Bateman I literally am Patrick Bateman (the Hero of American Psycho)
anon
at least he had great taste in music
anon
IDK Huey Lewis and the News is a little too black sounding for me
anon
.play american psycho sonic OC
anon
>>487568
Wrong, you like to be bent over the bed and (redacted from hornyposting) while (redacted from hornyposting) until your brain is fuzzy and you can't even speak.
anon
>>487571
uh do you code or do uh music? Oh my God you are a unicorn
anon
I DONT CODE! I DONT DO ANY STEREOTYPICAL TRANNY SHIT!!!!
anon
>>487570
See, I can be very romantic and just enjoy a quick tea party in the nude
>>487592
anon
a tea party would be awesome. if a tea party isnt like, an opportunity to try 27 different kinds of tea, we need to make a new thing out of that and call it a tea party
>>487577
anon
it's code for enjoying the many varieties of tea that tea anon has in mind
tea (phone)
>>487575
omg i could totally do this
tea (phone)
but usually you have one tea in a tea party
anon
i thought that was like the function of the tiny little tea cups. youre not trying to drink a lot of tea, you want to have lots of a little bit of different kinds of tea
>>487581
anon
You need a palette cleanser between teas, which i can provide in the form of my (redacted for hornyposting)
tea (phone)
>>487579
nah its because each brew of tea tastes different. u get to savour all the different flavors as u make more tea. the first brews can have very different flavors from rhe last because u need to brew the later ones more
>>487584
anon
licorish tea is shockingly sweet
anon
oh shit I left my oven on lmao
tea (phone)
>>487581
to effectively have a tea party youd want a few people or it might be a bit of a waste of tea. one cup per kind is way less than u could make with it.
>>487586
anon
i want to prepare 27 different kinds of tea and serve it with little cookies and watch some kind of really light slice of life anime
anon
like azumanga diaoh.
tea (phone)
>>487586
oh my. its like dragon ball resurrection Z movie
anon
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
anon
i didnt even know i liked him until i got obsessive music fans around me
anon
did they do anything else really good?
anon
every time i hear this i just instantly get transported to back to the future
anon
>>487592
What? I did say you knew what I was implying, obviously I want to strip you down and run my hands on your body too! But the tea party sounds really fun too!
anon
I like it when a cute girl teaches about something I don't know much about and has me try new things
>>487599
anon
gross image
anon
I dress like the shorter dark haired on
>>487604
anon
No glasses tho
anon
>>487607
No, Fujo. You still have to show your gf sweet lovin so she can know how beautiful she is
anon
>>487611
I suspect that may be intentional
anon
>>487571
do u like books or poems or short stories?
tea (phone)
its dark, too dark for pic
anon
Is he all stretched out and relaxing
>>487625
tea (phone)
>>487622
hes rubbing up against me and purring and being friendly
>>487626
anon
>>487625
Damn, he's just like me. Very jealous, wish I could do that
anon
my master… it is done
anon
I always feel so in the moment and connected to
phoneposting!nIOh.loris
>>487571
it's okay nona, u don't have to.
anon
>>487571
If you are still here, what are you interested in?
anon
>>487571
>autistic
are you a train tranny
anon
>>487649
We could do more than just that if you want
anon
I'm more of a grope you under the table kind of guy
anon
But I will do the cute noodle thing too
>>487660
anon
>>487654
based stay strong trains trans unity
phoneposting!nIOh.loris
>>487654
jej 2014 damm
anon
>>487660
I can also get you a bouquet of flowers and write you poetry or something along those lines. I can be very romantic if I have to.
>>487672
fujo
>>487662
i sometimes eat fish but no other meats, it doesnt taste good i think idk
>>487667
anon
that’s really good I think u can get everything you need from fish
anon
I’m gonna have some pasta with fish I think
anon
Oh shit I should make mussels tomorrow
anon
>>487663
poor thing Pat Pat you can have the sonic feet booru if you need now
>>487674
anon
>>487672
Hey now! You think I can't be romantic, I can cook you such a wonderful meal, bust out the candles, maybe play some nice music that we can slowdance to. All of that. I can't help it if I also want to (redacted for hornyposting)
>>487689
anon
i don't eat tuna but i like sardines
anon
salmon can be really good too but depends
anon
OLD SPICE
fujo
idk the taste of tuna is just off to me idk
anon
>>487669
You should do mussels, do uh mussels with creme or whatever is called
anon
>>487671
I eat sardines I don’t think they’re so bad fingers crossed
SadChan🍉🍉
tired
anon
sadchan!!!
tea (phone)
>>487688
theres good stuff in the awake world.
SadChan🍉🍉
why be alive
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