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anon
for observation
anon
I bring a certain vibes based playstyle
tea
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>>491037
if white can ever get their knight on C7 (and the square isn't defended) then the king and the rook will be simultaneously attacked. but you have to escape check so you have to move the king to survive. but this means the rook is forfeit. this is how i beat u.
anon
but now that you dominated me in chess, I have to make it even in bed
>>491044>>491046
tea
waow thats only fair
lain (died on highway)
>>491042
i prefer if you just lost and thats it
anon
oooh
anon
Picking apart your position, piece by delicious piece
rose
reactivated my twitter :( i can feel the evils seep into my flesh and blood
no.528
how come i can't kill a knight that's checking me
he's right there but the only guy i can move is my king....... what the heck...
>>491058
anon
deactivate it ;)
tea
brilliant play by white, a secret attack on the queen
>>491060
rose
crab at the booty taint gonna do no good
tea
completely invisible
rose
.play crab weezer
rose
wtf
rose
.play crab weezer song live
rose
.skip (video skipped)
anon
all me baby
anon
I threw that knight before I walked in the door
>>491065
anon
>>491064
Don't give me advice, I am a genius, I was just letting you win!
tea
oh wait it's a double check
no.528
>>491067
but can't i just
kill the guy whos checking me
anon
>>491065
I have you double attacked
tea
you can't take the knight cuz
no.528
OHHHH
no.528
OH FUCK
no.528
i see it now lol
tea
waow
anon
only your king can move
anon
ohhhh I c
no.528
very nice
tea
anon i did not see that congrats
anon
Now watch as I blunder this mate
tea
never blunder a mate
tea
just make ur opponent wait for the tedious ladder mate. better to win in the most mind numbing way then draw.
anon
I bring a certain DOMINANT playstyle
anon
Called throwing my pieces away
tea
this is the difference in our playstyles
tea
i am content with winning u care also about like not being a loser
>>491090
anon
f
anon
>>491088
I only care about one thing
anon
and that is style points
no.528
weh
tea
i swear i have a twitch in my fingers i keep pressing keys without meaning to
anon
How do I
anon
Do I checkamte
tea
mate in 1
anon
How do I do the mate
anon
How do I check the mate
anon
I need to mate
anon
I want to mate you so bad
anon
I am going to mate you
no.528
don't mate me i have so much to live for
anon
I am going to mate you, completely destroy you
tea
LOL
anon
lmao
anon
I just realize
anon
I am taking my mating slow
anon
I am a tender lover too
anon
When I mate with you
anon
I want it to take a long, long time
lain (died on highway)
twinkanon can you at least pretend to be perturbed by having lost
anon
how do I
anon
How do I do the checkmate
no.528
nye he heh
tea
mate in 2
no.528
i totall have this you're so fucked
no.528
womp
anon
I have mated you
anon
And I will now mate you again
anon
>>491122
Right before I took your queen in that move where I checked you
anon
I literally didn't see that move when I said that tho
>>491128
anon
play me mbe :)
no.528
>>491125
yeah i don't think i had any choice but to beef it.... f....
no.528
brainworm chess is fun
no.528
i wonder what's going on in there
tea
i was giving him an analysis of his chess game
shrimp
yes because i have runereader
anon
LMAO
shrimp
lots of people do
anon
my mind palace
shrimp
multiple people have been reading this
shrimp
also any mods can read it
shrimp
yes
shrimp
thank u for backing me up
shrimp
with the meme i can always count on u
>>491151
tea
>>491146
yknow SOME people think that gifs shouldn't have DITHERING and instead should use proper color palette's but yknow.........
>>491153
anon## global mod
>>491152
They are not
DMs are private, however
tea
>>491153
you gotta export the palette and then run a custom command to use the generated palette. leads to much better results
>>491157
shrimp
they are technically secret-ish
tea
it's really not. it's just an extra command
no.528
#ai ffmpeg command to extract palette from video and then convert into gif

here's the ffmpeg command to extract a palette from a video and convert it to a high-quality gif:

```bash
ffmpeg -i input.mp4 -vf "fps=10,scale=640:-1:flags=lanczos,palettegen" palette.png && ffmpeg -i input.mp4 -i palette.png -lavfi "fps=10,scale=640:-1:flags=lanczos [x]; [x][1:v] paletteuse" output.gif
```

broken down:
1. first command generates an optimized palette from the video (palette.png)
2. second command uses that palette to create the gif (output.gif)

adjust the `fps=10` and `scale=640:-1` values to your preference. lanczos scaling gives cleaner results for resizing. ffmpeg command to extract palette from video and then convert into gif
tea
-palettegen
no.528
FLAGS
no.528
NOBODY told me there would be flags....
tea
there are always flags
no.528
FPS SETTINGS
tea
ffmpeg is actually hell on earth
no.528
i love her
anon
Watch this intense battle of the mind
tea
eww random chess
tea
actually mayhbe it would be more fair
anon
Yeah because you know how to play
anon
And I know how to vibe and get into your head
anon
By saying things in rune chat that I thought were hidden
no.528
b.gif
optimised for epicness
tea
WHOAA
tea
<3 love it no. 528
tea
twinkanon i gotta go somewhere we should play a game of random chess while i am in transit
>>491178
anon
>>491177
alright, but you gotta drop the link cause I don't know how to play
tea
ill send it when im not still in my house one sec
anon
Aight
no.528
according to all known laws there is no way a twink should be able to play chess
>>491184
tea
random chess just means the pieces are randomized at the bottom
>>491183
anon
>>491181
I am a CHESS master or something
anon
IDK I lost 2- won 2. But I think that I threw against Lain
no.528
the pawn is making a break for it
anon
DON'T GIVE ADVICE
no.528
BOTH PAWNS ARE MAKING BREAKS FOR IT
no.528
IT'S PAWN ON PAWN ACTION
no.528
BY TALOS THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING
anon
I knew that I'd get that check baby
no.528
time to chase
anon
erm
anon
IDK how I did that
no.528
scrungled
anon
I just won baby
anon
MIND PALACE
anon
My mind palace was operating at full capacity
anon
well played :)
anon
Well played anon
anon
love shack baby yeah
anon
Now you have to dominatee me in bed to make it even
no.528
.play love shack
anon
that’s very fair minded of you
no.528
need to keep your chakras balanced
anon
I can dominate you in bed if you want, but that would mean we are 2 - 0
no.528
wait
.play love shack neil cic
no.528
.skip (video skipped)
anon
because of the pawn race
anon
combined with the discovered check from promotion
anon
then the very important pattern for discovered attack on queen
no.528
double accidental check
anon
Which I did not know and was just kind of vibing
anon
I think that rook move was good tho
>>491223
anon
I figured there was something I could do towards the end but didn’t totally see it b played n saw how it went
anon
when you got the rook into my back rank
anon
off the queen trade you got a rook right into my back rank, but it was hard to figure out an optimal attack on it
anon
you’ve got a very appealing back side after all
no.528
:O
anon
I know I do
anon
it’s true
anon
But unfortunately for you, I am going to be in your back rank instead
>>491230
anon
>>491212
I like that stage, all the choices early game r a lil much for me
anon
>>491228
you did so masterfully twinkanon
anon
I feel like if you had raced the other pawn or smthn you prob would have won
>>491233
anon
cause in order to block I would have had to stretch everything too thin and would have made a mistake somewhere
anon
>>491231
hmmm interesting true I think I lost a turn by racing the one I did… or maybe not lol
tea (phone)
okay ill send a link
anon
but once you got your king rook and queen working together you did a good job, and you used your horses well too I think
>>491237
anon
Mayhaps, I think the big issue was I had that dark square bishop and you were working to promote into a dark square
anon
>>491235
Horseys are my favorite piece! Even though I never play closed games because I throw everything away too fast
anon
#ai what are closed games In chess

in chess, closed games are positions where pawn structures are locked and pieces can't move freely, usually starting with 1.d4 d5 (like the queen's gambit). they're slow, strategic, and focus on pawn breaks to open up the position later. opposite of open games (1.e4 e5) where pieces fly around early. popular with positional players. what are closed games In chess
>>491240
anon
horseys do good proud of them
anon
>>491238
Basically, it's a game where very few pieces are getting taken and development is hard, so there's alot of "I planned this fork 30 moves in advance"
anon
boooooring xD
anon
Me, I just vibe it out
anon
cool though
anon
vibegang
anon
Because I don't play much chess
anon
I only know that like... put your pawns in the middle, get pieces to mid.... and uh... like bishops are good in open games horseys are good in closed
anon
yeh
anon
n tru to backup your pieces so they lose more mobile pieces taking urs basically
anon
I actually kinda prefer random because I don't know any openings or strategies or lines, I only know the rules of thumb
anon
yeh idk any of that either I like the endgame somewhat and random is more favorable to me getting to an interesting endgame though that was my first thing doing it
nonners
i once did a laserbeamate, laserbeam across the board with a bishop to mate
anon
:D
anon
pew pew
no.528
nyeooww zzzzap
anon
I once got scholar's mated!
tea (phone)
i cannot make a link from the app. twinkanon can u make?
anon
hmm
anon
lemme try making one
tea (phone)
send via runes if u manage
>>491260
anon
need to plug in my laptop
tea (phone)
oops joined on my account. whatev doxed
no.528
chessdoxxed
anon
:o ur actually a grandmaster
anon
I did my mandated 350 burpees
anon
.play my balls is sweaty UFC
no.528
is that joe rogan
anon
yeah
anon
My balls is hot
anon
Joe Rogan two leg takedown Joe Rogan pineal gland DMT
anon
I think I had a smothered mate
anon
llol
anon
I fugged it up
anon
need a girl to do this to
rose
>>491277
bimboification kink but for america
americafication kink
anon
WAIT
anon
I CAN DO THAT
anon
LOL
anon
That castle
anon
I'm gonna be real
anon
I just wanted to see what would happen if I castlled
tea (phone)
i didnt know castling was legal lol
>>491290
tea (phone)
aughh
anon
>>491287
The castling had to be done
anon
Just to see how you'd react
anon
I should have said fuck it we ball
anon
and sacc'd the knight
anon
sacc'd for the knight I mean
anon
wait a minute
anon
I need to like
anon
Not play instantly
anon
I only need one piece
davesprite
wahhh chat i just found out andre braugher (captain holt in brooklyn 9-9) died a couple years ago
i am reading this article interviewing his costars and sharing their memorial posts from the time and it's so sad
this show is gonna hit different knowing that
he's so good and he died so young :'(
anon
lmao
anon
did I do the meme
davesprite
i can't fantasize about a brooklyn 9-9 movie where captain holt becomes mayor of new york anymore ;_;
>>491329
anon
To prevent a check
anon
it's so over knightbros...
tea (phone)
its so over....
tea (phone)
okay thanks for playing
tea (phone)
im basically arrived now
>>491315
anon
I might rematch again later
>>491319
tea (phone)
>>491313
chess random version
davesprite
neat
anon
>>491319
I gave somebody an en passant opportunity and they didn't take it
>>491325
anon
femboys are proof god loves us and wants us to be happy
anon
if anyone wants to play, my last round
nonners
>>491321
they should google en passant
anon
IDK I did a castle in 960 which I didn't know was allowed
anon
and it probably cost me the game cause I didn't know how the pieces would land lol
anon
>>491313
I did! (n lost 2 a cutie here)
anon
>>491330
I never had a chess phase, I just want to play games with peeps on here
anon
We need to have a board game night or smthn I swear
>>491335
anon
then everybody can hear how horrible my voice sounds
anon
waow
nonners
they cant do that
anon
uh actually through executive order they can
anon
I am trying to play Catan right now, I don't know how to set up a lobby but we should play that
anon
I should go it’s such a commitment
anon
I am sheeps man
anon
lol!
anon
sheeps gang
anon
baaa
anon
::cuddlepuddle
anon
this is a crime
anon
I didn't realize someone responded to my correspondence game
anon
truee
anon
it was just me not one of the good ones
anon
sorry! I wish I had played!
anon
awwwww <3
anon
Oh my God we can play catan
anon
>>491354
idk I feel llike that is only a thing at ultra high levels of play
anon
they should randomize it even more like random 6 pieces each in random positions
anon
there is play from position
anon
yeh that makes sense
anon
that is basically they randomize completely for a neutral board
anon
though I’m ok w a lil luck
anon
so long as games are quick
anon
Well either way, when the thread gets faster, I am forcing peeps to play catan
anon
huzzah
nonners
the problem with chess is that tge other player is always doin some shit
>>491368
anon
Oh hell yeah they have Carcassonne online too
anon
“The interesting reason is why it was added to chess. Back when they added the rule to give pawns the ability to move two squares on their first turn, they immediately adopted the en passant rule in order to ensure pawns can't evade the capture because of the new rule”
anon
I used to play men of war assault squad online w my fren that was nice, we played against each other but also coop n one of us commanded the armor and one the infantry
anon
I need to probably download tabletop sim to my laptop
anon
So that we can like actually play games instead of this discount ass catan website
anon
we need coop chess
anon
smart
anon
opworm needs to add tabletop simulator to the website built in like the video player
>>491381
anon
That would be cool but I imagine that would also be a bitch to implement
anon
But I think that would also encourage users to go to like different threads too
anon
nahhhhhh x)
anon
So they can chill in like a monopoly thread or something
anon
I wonder about like Mariokart or goldeneye w split screen n showing everyone’s screens
nonners
>>491375
thats like a while another websitr
anon
opworm needs to add
anon
sex
nonners
yea
anon
#this
anon
if none of the other users can sleep w u within 1 hour of you posting opworm or a mode flies out to you
anon
libpol: the sex app which works
anon
libpol, where dreams are made
anon
libpol- play any video game now for free with your friends
anon
I have my discount Catan game set up
anon
waow
anon
I need to run a poll later when the thread is faster to get people in and gauge interest
anon
Cause Catan takes a while too
anon
do we all need tabletop simulator?
anon
No, this is just a discount thing I found online
anon
it's technically called colonists
anon
ahhh
anon
and it looks like it is from the club penguin era of the internet
anon
it's like webkinz in this bitch
anon
bazed
anon
For now, I'm gonna eat after doing my exercise
anon
And probably shower
anon
ohhh? I might go for a run tbh
anon
I am doing the uh 10000 burpee in a month challenge thing
anon
nooo you’ll die cutie
anon
Nah
anon
I already did 350
anon
waow
anon
So I need to do that every day for a month
anon
wanna play Rome total war or smth with you coop and wear togas and massage each other
anon
I like the idea of oiling up in the bath house with you instead
anon
need some excitement though
anon
I got plenty of excitement
anon
guess I’ll go for a bike ride
anon
You should!
anon
I already masturbated to Sonic feet booru yuri yesterday I’m spent twinkanon this is so sad
anon
Outside is good for you!
anon
I am cleaning guns
nonners
just came back from Outside
>>491424
anon
So I cannot jerk off unless I want my dick to smell like gun cleaning stuff
anon
you use CLP?
thirteen lain hyperfreeway
8
anon
apparently it’s awful for you :< maybe it literally does have an effect but good to keep them in ok condition
anon
I use uh ballistol
anon
I should oil my car or smth idk kinda weird the only machine I really oil and all are guns
anon
I have my SAA that I want to shoot soon
anon
Maybe tonight
anon
So I can be a cowboy
anon
I wonder if you could just load it with primers and little plastic pellets and shoot indoors
anon
me with my wisest ideas
anon
smart twinkanon
anon
also my brand new chilean mauser
anon
from over a century ago
anon
harder to make that one indoor friendly
anon
I have the matching bayonet too that I just got
anon
have you practiced the movements?
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