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anon
wait my knight isn't pinned anymore
anon
lol
anon
I can move my pieces
tea
lain found it
no.528
grrrr
anon
im still pinned
tea
TWINKANON NOOOO
anon
idk
anon
I don't know how to play, but it is mate I think
tea
okay i will send you a link
no.528
winner... lainstans remain winning
shrimp
damn
anon
I was supposed to move le pawn I thinks
shrimp
youre supposed to not let your king get checked
>>490907
anon
okay another round
anon
against uh
anon
idk
lain (died on highway)
twinkanon do you want to rematch
>>490911
anon
Whoever clicks first
lain (died on highway)
let tea
no.528
meee
lain (died on highway)
or gug
no.528
heheh
shrimp
ill rematch u after
anon
I am double chessed up rn
tea
ur not ready for my opening
anon
My opening will DESTROY your defenses
anon
Rip you apart piece by delicious piece
anon
piece by delicious piece
anon
idk what is happening in either game
anon
I think someone is like
anon
doing a defense
anon
and then there's a queen
shrimp
roman defense
anon
idk
tea
ohh theres something here
tea
i forgor
anon
piece by delicious piece
anon
Getting into your minds
no.528
logging on to sweat dot com
tea
nah i dont see it
tea
i thought this was a checkmate i might be stupid
>>490942
anon
I have the PAWN arrow in one of these games
anon
so I am BASICALLY crushing it
nonners
guys, check out outside theres all sorts of things here
>>490946
no.528
>>490945
do they have chess outside
nonners
they do
anon
Oh wait lmao
anon
I think I made a mistake
anon
idk
anon
I messed up on one of them tho
anon
and lost my queen
lain (died on highway)
>>490952
thats hilarious
tea
well i think i did not think that one through
anon
Uh
anon
I won't say anything tea anon
anon
But uh
tea
nah it's an even trade
anon
You have a free queen
tea
it's not free
tea
still, it's the best move
tea
see
no.528
chomp
anon
oh wait lol
anon
I had a queen too
lain (died on highway)
528 has won
anon
what
no.528
nani
tea
unlucky
tea
my brilliant trap was the fork
anon
idk
anon
I don't know what that means
tea
when my night had ur king in check and also ur roock attack
tea
so then u couldnt protect the rook
anon
I have a brilliant strat do not worry
anon
you might not anticipate THIS move
tea
nom
tea
nom
anon
pulls up stockfish
tea
uh oh
anon
it just says "you lost idiot"
tea
happens to me often
tea
im scared it looks like somethings gonna happen
tea
whatever
no.528
mind games
anon
I am in your head
tea
oh wait
anon
fucking with you
tea
here
anon
grievous error on your part
lain (died on highway)
not only did i get to defeat the little guy
i get to see the little guy get destroyed by other anons
this is a great day
tea
i like watching girls destroy twinks at chess
>>491000
lain (died on highway)
>>490999
#oracle ()
lain (died on highway)
no way
no.528
oracle doens't know what she's talking about
>>491003
tea
oracle says shes based
lain (died on highway)
thrice over
tea
every correspondence game is a draw or someone blundered
tea
otherwise you can just leave
anon
not me
anon
I pllay it out
anon
idk
anon
I think I lose this race
tea
i think so too
anon
nah I go out llike a G
anon
Never give up, never surrender
anon
.play never give up never surrender
anon
waow exciting chess showdown!!!
tea
thanks for playing twinkanon
tea
im not the greatest chess player but im alright so it was not a fair fight i think
anon
I think you did better
anon
BUT
anon
I had a secret trick up my sleeve which failed
>>491026
anon
I’m really bad who wants to play me
anon
Which was hoping you would misclick on accept draw
>>491027
tea
>>491023
#based (bayzed) #based #based
tea
>>491025
i literally didnt see ur draw offer
anon
lmao
anon
I think I didn't do it correctly
tea
its a difficult gambit to successfully execute
anon
I was in your mind tho
anon
You have to admit
tea
yes
tea
if u could've done that earlier u could've gotten me 2 blunder lol
anon
IDK I like... didn't know how it works, I thought I blundered my queen during the trade lol
anon
so then when I noticed it, I probably played it wrong and gave you free stuff
tea
yeah i mean if ur not already practiced in chess it was an easy thing to miss
>>491041
anon
for observation
anon
I bring a certain vibes based playstyle
tea
image.png
>>491037
if white can ever get their knight on C7 (and the square isn't defended) then the king and the rook will be simultaneously attacked. but you have to escape check so you have to move the king to survive. but this means the rook is forfeit. this is how i beat u.
anon
but now that you dominated me in chess, I have to make it even in bed
>>491044>>491046
tea
waow thats only fair
lain (died on highway)
>>491042
i prefer if you just lost and thats it
anon
oooh
anon
Picking apart your position, piece by delicious piece
rose
reactivated my twitter :( i can feel the evils seep into my flesh and blood
no.528
how come i can't kill a knight that's checking me
he's right there but the only guy i can move is my king....... what the heck...
>>491058
anon
deactivate it ;)
tea
brilliant play by white, a secret attack on the queen
>>491060
rose
crab at the booty taint gonna do no good
tea
completely invisible
rose
.play crab weezer
rose
wtf
rose
.play crab weezer song live
rose
.skip (video skipped)
anon
all me baby
anon
I threw that knight before I walked in the door
>>491065
anon
>>491064
Don't give me advice, I am a genius, I was just letting you win!
tea
oh wait it's a double check
no.528
>>491067
but can't i just
kill the guy whos checking me
anon
>>491065
I have you double attacked
tea
you can't take the knight cuz
no.528
OHHHH
no.528
OH FUCK
no.528
i see it now lol
tea
waow
anon
only your king can move
anon
ohhhh I c
no.528
very nice
tea
anon i did not see that congrats
anon
Now watch as I blunder this mate
tea
never blunder a mate
tea
just make ur opponent wait for the tedious ladder mate. better to win in the most mind numbing way then draw.
anon
I bring a certain DOMINANT playstyle
anon
Called throwing my pieces away
tea
this is the difference in our playstyles
tea
i am content with winning u care also about like not being a loser
>>491090
anon
f
anon
>>491088
I only care about one thing
anon
and that is style points
no.528
weh
tea
i swear i have a twitch in my fingers i keep pressing keys without meaning to
anon
How do I
anon
Do I checkamte
tea
mate in 1
anon
How do I do the mate
anon
How do I check the mate
anon
I need to mate
anon
I want to mate you so bad
anon
I am going to mate you
no.528
don't mate me i have so much to live for
anon
I am going to mate you, completely destroy you
tea
LOL
anon
lmao
anon
I just realize
anon
I am taking my mating slow
anon
I am a tender lover too
anon
When I mate with you
anon
I want it to take a long, long time
lain (died on highway)
twinkanon can you at least pretend to be perturbed by having lost
anon
how do I
anon
How do I do the checkmate
no.528
nye he heh
tea
mate in 2
no.528
i totall have this you're so fucked
no.528
womp
anon
I have mated you
anon
And I will now mate you again
anon
>>491122
Right before I took your queen in that move where I checked you
anon
I literally didn't see that move when I said that tho
>>491128
anon
play me mbe :)
no.528
>>491125
yeah i don't think i had any choice but to beef it.... f....
no.528
brainworm chess is fun
no.528
i wonder what's going on in there
tea
i was giving him an analysis of his chess game
shrimp
yes because i have runereader
anon
LMAO
shrimp
lots of people do
anon
my mind palace
shrimp
multiple people have been reading this
shrimp
also any mods can read it
shrimp
yes
shrimp
thank u for backing me up
shrimp
with the meme i can always count on u
>>491151
tea
>>491146
yknow SOME people think that gifs shouldn't have DITHERING and instead should use proper color palette's but yknow.........
>>491153
anon## global mod
>>491152
They are not
DMs are private, however
tea
>>491153
you gotta export the palette and then run a custom command to use the generated palette. leads to much better results
>>491157
shrimp
they are technically secret-ish
tea
it's really not. it's just an extra command
no.528
#ai ffmpeg command to extract palette from video and then convert into gif

here's the ffmpeg command to extract a palette from a video and convert it to a high-quality gif:

```bash
ffmpeg -i input.mp4 -vf "fps=10,scale=640:-1:flags=lanczos,palettegen" palette.png && ffmpeg -i input.mp4 -i palette.png -lavfi "fps=10,scale=640:-1:flags=lanczos [x]; [x][1:v] paletteuse" output.gif
```

broken down:
1. first command generates an optimized palette from the video (palette.png)
2. second command uses that palette to create the gif (output.gif)

adjust the `fps=10` and `scale=640:-1` values to your preference. lanczos scaling gives cleaner results for resizing. ffmpeg command to extract palette from video and then convert into gif
tea
-palettegen
no.528
FLAGS
no.528
NOBODY told me there would be flags....
tea
there are always flags
no.528
FPS SETTINGS
tea
ffmpeg is actually hell on earth
no.528
i love her
anon
Watch this intense battle of the mind
tea
eww random chess
tea
actually mayhbe it would be more fair
anon
Yeah because you know how to play
anon
And I know how to vibe and get into your head
anon
By saying things in rune chat that I thought were hidden
no.528
b.gif
optimised for epicness
tea
WHOAA
tea
<3 love it no. 528
tea
twinkanon i gotta go somewhere we should play a game of random chess while i am in transit
>>491178
anon
>>491177
alright, but you gotta drop the link cause I don't know how to play
tea
ill send it when im not still in my house one sec
anon
Aight
no.528
according to all known laws there is no way a twink should be able to play chess
>>491184
tea
random chess just means the pieces are randomized at the bottom
>>491183
anon
>>491181
I am a CHESS master or something
anon
IDK I lost 2- won 2. But I think that I threw against Lain
no.528
the pawn is making a break for it
anon
DON'T GIVE ADVICE
no.528
BOTH PAWNS ARE MAKING BREAKS FOR IT
no.528
IT'S PAWN ON PAWN ACTION
no.528
BY TALOS THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING
anon
I knew that I'd get that check baby
no.528
time to chase
anon
erm
anon
IDK how I did that
no.528
scrungled
anon
I just won baby
anon
MIND PALACE
anon
My mind palace was operating at full capacity
anon
well played :)
anon
Well played anon
anon
love shack baby yeah
anon
Now you have to dominatee me in bed to make it even
no.528
.play love shack
anon
that’s very fair minded of you
no.528
need to keep your chakras balanced
anon
I can dominate you in bed if you want, but that would mean we are 2 - 0
no.528
wait
.play love shack neil cic
no.528
.skip (video skipped)
anon
because of the pawn race
anon
combined with the discovered check from promotion
anon
then the very important pattern for discovered attack on queen
no.528
double accidental check
anon
Which I did not know and was just kind of vibing
anon
I think that rook move was good tho
>>491223
anon
I figured there was something I could do towards the end but didn’t totally see it b played n saw how it went
anon
when you got the rook into my back rank
anon
off the queen trade you got a rook right into my back rank, but it was hard to figure out an optimal attack on it
anon
you’ve got a very appealing back side after all
no.528
:O
anon
I know I do
anon
it’s true
anon
But unfortunately for you, I am going to be in your back rank instead
>>491230
anon
>>491212
I like that stage, all the choices early game r a lil much for me
anon
>>491228
you did so masterfully twinkanon
anon
I feel like if you had raced the other pawn or smthn you prob would have won
>>491233
anon
cause in order to block I would have had to stretch everything too thin and would have made a mistake somewhere
anon
>>491231
hmmm interesting true I think I lost a turn by racing the one I did… or maybe not lol
tea (phone)
okay ill send a link
anon
but once you got your king rook and queen working together you did a good job, and you used your horses well too I think
>>491237
anon
Mayhaps, I think the big issue was I had that dark square bishop and you were working to promote into a dark square
anon
>>491235
Horseys are my favorite piece! Even though I never play closed games because I throw everything away too fast
anon
#ai what are closed games In chess

in chess, closed games are positions where pawn structures are locked and pieces can't move freely, usually starting with 1.d4 d5 (like the queen's gambit). they're slow, strategic, and focus on pawn breaks to open up the position later. opposite of open games (1.e4 e5) where pieces fly around early. popular with positional players. what are closed games In chess
>>491240
anon
horseys do good proud of them
anon
>>491238
Basically, it's a game where very few pieces are getting taken and development is hard, so there's alot of "I planned this fork 30 moves in advance"
anon
boooooring xD
anon
Me, I just vibe it out
anon
cool though
anon
vibegang
anon
Because I don't play much chess
anon
I only know that like... put your pawns in the middle, get pieces to mid.... and uh... like bishops are good in open games horseys are good in closed
anon
yeh
anon
n tru to backup your pieces so they lose more mobile pieces taking urs basically
anon
I actually kinda prefer random because I don't know any openings or strategies or lines, I only know the rules of thumb
anon
yeh idk any of that either I like the endgame somewhat and random is more favorable to me getting to an interesting endgame though that was my first thing doing it
nonners
i once did a laserbeamate, laserbeam across the board with a bishop to mate
anon
:D
anon
pew pew
no.528
nyeooww zzzzap
anon
I once got scholar's mated!
tea (phone)
i cannot make a link from the app. twinkanon can u make?
anon
hmm
anon
lemme try making one
tea (phone)
send via runes if u manage
>>491260
anon
need to plug in my laptop
tea (phone)
oops joined on my account. whatev doxed
no.528
chessdoxxed
anon
:o ur actually a grandmaster
anon
I did my mandated 350 burpees
anon
.play my balls is sweaty UFC
no.528
is that joe rogan
anon
yeah
anon
My balls is hot
anon
Joe Rogan two leg takedown Joe Rogan pineal gland DMT
anon
I think I had a smothered mate
anon
llol
anon
I fugged it up
anon
need a girl to do this to
rose
>>491277
bimboification kink but for america
americafication kink
anon
WAIT
anon
I CAN DO THAT
anon
LOL
anon
That castle
anon
I'm gonna be real
anon
I just wanted to see what would happen if I castlled
tea (phone)
i didnt know castling was legal lol
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