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sæкi
I'm gon go grab water bwa
SadChan🍉🍉
me
SadChan🍉🍉
bunn
straw bury
sadchan ily
SadChan🍉🍉
u shouldnt love me....
SadChan🍉🍉
i am a wretch
straw bury
yet i do.........................
rose
>>492470
i dont think it matters tbh
like its not a physical state of being or whatever theres no material effect to being a virgin or not
so if you wanna count it and say youre not, do so, but if you wanna say youre still a virgin, do that
>>492516>>492515
SadChan🍉🍉
i am a creature
SadChan🍉🍉
im fat and ugly and self involved and filled with all the treacherous misgivings of the human condition
>>492509>>492510
straw bury
>>492507
i will still kiss u :>
SadChan🍉🍉
wierd picture i like it
>>492513
SadChan🍉🍉
i wish I was just a straight cis guy and i could make a bunch of money and play video games with the boys
rose
>>492505
i think i decided to be a virgin until i had sex i rlly enjoyed so i was technicallyyy a virgin until like march this year hehe
rose
i mean ive never came while having sex so i mgiht still be a virgin anyways, i havent decided
>>492535
straw bury
go off bitch
rose
but again, none of this stuff actually matters ykno? its like a social construct (not to be tumblr ig)
>>492539
sæкi
yeah
sæкi
is not important
SadChan🍉🍉
.play better off alone
SadChan🍉🍉
.play what is love
SadChan🍉🍉
.play sandstorm
SadChan🍉🍉
.play praise you
SadChan🍉🍉
.play rockefeller skank
SadChan🍉🍉
.play block rockin beats
anon
>>492470
It's like catholic school girl virginity
sæкi
lol
anon
>>492521
That's essentially accurate yea
anon
Hi Saeki, I am chillin
straw bury
i have been baptized but i dont think it matters anymore
anon
Nah catholic school girl virginity means "I haven't been penetrated before, so technically I am wholesome and have not had sex before marriage"
anon
>>492545
That's the Mormons, they do this thing called soaking
sæкi
that's mormons
SadChan🍉🍉
.play be my lover
anon
This is a PRIVATE RUNE conversation
>>492556
sæкi
#ksay shomp
straw bury
>>492550
it was pretty kewl uhhh he had a rlly cute face and uhhhh oh i forgot to mention he had like a rlly big dick it was pretty swag i think it was fun sucking it
>>492564
faye
#ksay sclomp
SadChan🍉🍉
.play where do you go
SadChan🍉🍉
.play steal my sunshine
sæкi
-u-
straw bury
i told him it was my first time sucking a dick lol so he was all impressed
>>492567
sæкi
I'd comment on ppl I hooked up w but don't wan border on horny posting
>>492571
sæкi
uhhh
SadChan🍉🍉
.play around the world lalalalala
anon
Saeki do you have a rune reader
>>492580
sæкi
nu
SadChan🍉🍉
>>492576
rune reader is a piece of shit
SadChan🍉🍉
rune reader should be BANNED
>>492582
anon
>>492581
Based, shrimp watching into my conversations is LEWD and BAD
rose
cute
rose
weh
SadChan🍉🍉
rune reader completely undermiens the coolness of liblang
rose
open to invitations
SadChan🍉🍉
rose is a good girl
sæкi
hehe
sæкi
:3333
straw bury
get me tickets out of the united states i will be grateful
>>492599
sæкi
same
anon
>>492597
But you have a cute guy with a big (redacted for hornyposting) now
>>492601
sæкi
together
rose
yay
anon
>>492601
I don't know who I am jealous of right now
straw bury
they hated it because it told the truth..........................................
>>492610
SadChan🍉🍉
>:D
SadChan🍉🍉
>>492608
roblox oof noise
sæкi
hehe
sæкi
cutie
straw bury
black tar album by the band scalp came out 2023 good album
>>492616
anon
>>492614
OH STRAW GIRL does he share your taste in music, that's a big question
straw bury
he listens to fucking sabaton </3
>>492629
sæкi
lol
SadChan🍉🍉
lol
SadChan🍉🍉
sabaton
SadChan🍉🍉
lol
anon
It's over
SadChan🍉🍉
lol
SadChan🍉🍉
lol
SadChan🍉🍉
lol
straw bury
i will punkpill him
anon
>>492617
You need to strap him so he learns
sæкi
heh
sæкi
do uit
sæкi
hecc
SadChan🍉🍉
.play sisters of mercy dominion
straw bury
need a guy to yell sabaton lyrics at the top of his lungs as he fucks me with two inches
>>492645
SadChan🍉🍉
right about now about now about now
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
::dance at
anon
>>492635
The Bruce Lee 1 inch punch
straw bury
.play sabaton attack of the dead men
>>492647
anon
>>492646
straw girl, I swear to god, if you become a sabaton fan, I will personally show up to Seattle and correct you so that you cease
straw bury
dont worry
sæкi
lol
sæкi
real
sæкi
omw
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
straw bury
about when?
SadChan🍉🍉
about now
SadChan🍉🍉
a
tea (phone)
>>492672
no i was gonna say hi then my screen turned off and i couldnt see
sæкi
:O
sæкi
didn't know that was an img
anon
>>492670
But also there are people with RUNE READER uh SHRIMP who will READ IN on my HORNYPOSTS
>>492686
straw bury
>>492677
w-why coukdbnt it havbe bneenj MEE?????????? it should have been me......

*slams fist into ground anbd punches ground several more times*

*lets out a heart-wrenching scream into the air as i realize that all hope is lost*
>>492691>>492687>>492688
sæкi
lol
straw bury
why is this song good
sæкi
hm oh
sæкi
I'm thinking of non chemical brothers song
rose
sometimes this one boy will pet my hair and call me a good boy a bunch and itll make me sooooo empty headed n ghghhg awrooo i need to suck his dick RIGHT NOW
>>492701>>492706>>492712
sæкi
I mix them up sometimes
sæкi
cute
sæкi
lel real . . .
rose
last time i saw him he was sat on my lap in a cute dress n like proof reading his boyfriends uni project hehe
sæкi
aww
tea (phone)
>>492700
ya i was with some friends who im out to and we play board games. fun time.
>>492713
rose
i would but i dont have the money to go out n see him and also hes in the middle of moving rn
sæкi
:>
sæкi
coot
sæкi
sounds cozy
sæкi
real
sæкi
oop
rose
and then i watched his boyfriend fuck his butt hehe
tea (phone)
>>492713
im gonna be busy tonight but i do play catan
tea (phone)
not much tho
anon
Well I am trying to get a game together at some point later this week maybe
>>492731
sæкi
bwaaaaa
sæкi
:3
tea (phone)
::manul
tea (phone)
::pallas cat
tea (phone)
crazy
SadChan🍉🍉
>>492713
ive played too much catannnn
sæкi
aw
sæкi
I used to
SadChan🍉🍉
my favorite board agme is eldritch horror xD
>>492739
sæкi
wan play smth w cutes
rose
i played catan on discord with my (now)ex and it suuuuuuucked it was so boring
sæкi
I used to own a forum w eldritch in its name
rose
id rather play uhm settlers of cum in my ass
SadChan🍉🍉
i own all the epansions :)
anon
I have uh this website
anon
that's free so I picked it
SadChan🍉🍉
i love tabletop simulator it has all the board games on the workshop for FREE
>>492748
anon
>>492747
I know, I have tabletop sim, but the issue is I suspect that like only a few people have it
rose
i have tabletop sim but idk if it works on my computer anymore
rose
twinkanon would u tabletop stim me?
>>492752
SadChan🍉🍉
:<
rose
dope
rose
yuuurrr
anon
The issue with uh catan is I feel like we'd have to figure out a clear time well ahead of time because it is a long game and all that
SadChan🍉🍉
so much replayability and the expansions are so cool
SadChan🍉🍉
>>492758
>492758
its ACTUALLY realy simple and when I say really simple I mean really simple not like when your friend says its really simple and then it takes 4 hours to learn. I was able to teach my boomer grandparents who only play dominos how to play it and they had fun
anon
Ticket to Ride is loads of fun
anon
Eurogames SHOULD NOT exist
>>492764
rose
tabletop game but all the cards just say to do sex stuff to me
>>492766
SadChan🍉🍉
>>492762
BASEWD BASED BASDED BASED BAZZED BAZED BASEDWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
rose
and we have gay sex
SadChan🍉🍉
ladadadeeedeedaaaa
SadChan🍉🍉
BE MY LOVER WANNA BE MY LOVER?
SadChan🍉🍉
BE MY LOVER WANNA BE MY LOVER?
SadChan🍉🍉
more like sabasnooze
sæкi
awroo
straw bury
i felt so much pain as i looked back up at him after he showed me the song and i had to say "that was rlly cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
sæкi
lol
rose
whats heavier a sabaton of feathers or a sabaton of steel
sæкi
yeaaa
shrimp
jhehe
anon
>>492781
gotta be real with you, you can ease him into realizing that sabaton is bad, but you gotta accept that at SOME POINT that needs to change
rose
GAAAAHHH
SadChan🍉🍉
>>492799
\= made of wool
rose
>>492797
>492797
>////< g goodness anon
anon
>>492803
Reading my runes... smh SHRIMP
sæкi
>->
rose
how do i do the rune thing btw
>>492810
straw bury
you get it or you dont you get it get it get it or you dont get it get it get it or you fdont dont get it or you dont you get it or you dont dont get it or you dont
shrimp
>>492808
reply to a post and type ;, on a newline dont newline and dont reply to other posts otherwise they can see it yes thats working
>>492819
sæкi
ye ij
SadChan🍉🍉
>>492799
\= made of yarn
sæкi
I mean knowing what he said
SadChan🍉🍉
shrimp
>>492819
there is an extension that allows u to read it
straw bury
::slowbvibin
SadChan🍉🍉
runereader is BULLSHIT
SadChan🍉🍉
it is EVIL
sæкi
>->
shrimp
>>492826
well i guess i have no choice in the matter
SadChan🍉🍉
>>492799
\= made of yarn
shrimp
i do
sæкi
>~>
sæкi
@///@
SadChan🍉🍉
>>492799
\= made of yarn
SadChan🍉🍉
what the FUCK
SadChan🍉🍉
WHY CANT I AMAKE IT OUT OF YARN ITS BEEN LIKE 10 minutes
SadChan🍉🍉
IM GONNA SCRESAM
SadChan🍉🍉
IM SCREAMING IN REAL LIFE IM THROWQING A TEMPERT TANTRUMM
rose
is spamming malebrained?
SadChan🍉🍉
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SadChan🍉🍉
WOW
sæкi
UHHHH
SadChan🍉🍉
WOWZA
shrimp
oops
sæкi
JFC
rose
goodness
shrimp
i was wondering if it could read runespeak apparently it can
>>492871>>492874
straw bury
sexisimo.......
SadChan🍉🍉
it generated a naked woman wowow women naked womene wowoowowoww
anon
>>492868
SO YOU PICKED THE POST WHERE I TALK ABOUT (redacted for hornyposting) someone while they (redacted for hornyposting) straw girl???????
>>492877
rose
need someone to perv on me rlly forwardly like hhhhhhh need need need
>>492880
SadChan🍉🍉
( . Y . ) BOOBIES
shrimp
i didnt really think
sæкi
mmmm,,,
straw bury
>>492882
ummm no i dont wanna kiss but i uh cant rlly stop u like....... u could if u want..................................................
rose
oh if u dont wanna i wouldnt make you thatd be wrong of me
>>492891
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Speen
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Speeeeeen
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Speeeeeeeeeeeeen
sæкi
wan kiss cuties
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>492892
POV: you're ice cream
sæкi
wan kis cuties

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