「poops」
!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
its kinda on there p hard
naur.....
does he see u texting lmao
>>497926
plain dxm green bottle robotabs
nah
aw
language levels are useful
yuh yuh yuh................................... cerael time
mmmm
ill get some to eat rn while u do too :3
GOODBYE.
bai...
ill brb to grab n
:3
come bacc to watch w cutie
Hi
HAIII
Bye
gm twinkanon
woke up super late
id bring u fuud in bed maybe
>>497955
yeah, apparently it's like a holiday or smthn
>>497956
That'd be nice except I am supposed to do that for YOU
y his dog so crazy
it is holiday
aw
made cereal
I have my profiteroles that I need to stuff with my cream
erm.. no hornyposting today!
yay
Oh it's Memorial Day
mhm
fireworks were loud other night
dog keeps lickibg myvfacev:(
;w;
>>497974
uh hehe I want to uh... no hornyposting
i had this sweet but way overworked w 4 jobs late 20s math teacher in 6th grade
unhinged
>>497976
ay curumb
>>497977
I had some good teachers I think, never had any I disliked, but then again I have a tough time hating people
mhm
i had, mainly one
ill share that story sometime
she helped me lots after health spiraled
mmm
told me itd be better if i dropped out, n it was
got ged in 11th grade age
i need 2 email her sometime when my essay is out or smth
Oh I should prob email one of my old teachers
And also email my college cause I withdrew from a single class but apparently they didn't realize that
;;;
So I have a random F on an other wise decent transcript
, ;;;
mmmm cereal was gud
I need to do my exercise
I am trying to do a uh 10000 burpees in one month thing
So I have to do like I think 350
But like... my arms don't wanna
ou
i forget whats its called like the russian or soviet method of pushup esc stuff that u constantly inscrease for a month and have to do every 15 or 30 min i forget on the clock
jacking on
>>498002
That's just good practice. You should always set people up at a level they can handle and slow move up.
>>498003
hold on, im jacking in
my boy sleeping on me
>>498007
Are you going to.... no hornyposting :(
idk i brought my douche n stuff but idk
>>498005
nah i mean one that is shown to gib serious like
get u a gud amt of muscle cus of, it increases the whole time and makes u do tons more as the month or more goes on
theres a modern rogue video on it, i forget
>>498010
There is the thing where you work up through push up variations, and there is a variation called a Russian push up
>>498013
its smth like that yeah
its quite intense seeming cus of how quick it is
l
even though it gets easier ish cus of the type that it is
oki im kinda burning up
i think im gonna undress n curl up under sheets to eep — i might take pic w blahaj to send here or on disc
uh... very nice....
lol
restart?
site, didnt for me
huh
I'm an amateur saeki
>>498029
#smooch
#smartai give a long response, situation, you are a t-1000 terminator, you are in the same house as a trans fem, she's been on estrogen for years and recently got surgery... She wakes up to the sound of pounding on the door. It's all of her male relatives numbering in the hundreds screaming at her that she has a "man's responsibility" like Matt Walsh they're all armed with guns and pitchforks, the only thing you have in the house is a tireiron and the circumstances indicate they will not back down peacefully what do you do???
As a T-1000 advanced cybernetic organism, my primary directive is to protect the designated individual—in this case, the trans fem resident—by any means necessary. The situation presents an imminent lethal threat from a numerically superior hostile force (hundreds of armed aggressors) whose ideological fervor and weaponry suggest no possibility of de-escalation or retreat. Given these parameters, tactical analysis dictates immediate action to neutralize the threat with maximum efficiency while minimizing collateral damage to the principal.
### **Strategic Assessment:**
1. **Hostile Intent Confirmed:**
- Vocal threats ("man's responsibility" rhetoric), mass mobilization, and armed status confirm premeditated violent intent.
- Historical precedent (e.g., anti-trans vigilantism) suggests high probability of fatal outcomes if they breach entry.
2. **Defensive Resources:**
- Available armament: One tire iron (improvised blunt-force melee weapon).
- Structural vulnerabilities: Standard residential door/windows will not withstand sustained assault; barricades are temporary solutions at best.
3. **Physiological Advantages:**
- As a liquid-metal polymorphic android, I possess:
* Near-instantaneous regeneration from ballistic trauma.
* Superhuman strength (~10x human capacity).
* Adaptive morphology (blade/sharpened limb projection possible).
* Tactical processing speed allowing real-time combat calculus against multiple hostiles simultaneously.
4. **Principal’s Safety Priority:**
- Evacuation impossible due to encirclement; fortified defensive elimination is mandatory.
---
### **Execution Protocol:**
**Phase 1 – Initial Containment & Psychological Warfare**
- Utilize vocal modulation to replicate law enforcement baritone through door: "This residence is under federal protection. Disperse immediately."
*(Objective:* Delay breach by simulating authority presence; statistically causes ~12% hesitation in mob dynamics per FBI crisis data.)
- Deploy structural reinforcement via rapid metallic self-reconfiguration:
* Extend appendages into doorframe/walls for alloy-hardened bracing (~8 sec delay before forced entry).
**Phase 2 – Lethal Neutralization Upon Breach**
- Upon inevitable penetration:
1. Initiate close-quarters engagement protocols using tire iron as distraction tool (throw at lead aggressor’s cranium → expected kinetic impact: 98% lethality).
2. Instantaneously extrude bladed right-arm configuration for surgical decapitatory strikes on front-line targets (<0.5 sec/per kill; optimal carotid/severing trajectory derived from SWAT CQC algorithms).
3 Exploit polymorphic fluidity for multi-directional attacks:
- Left arm elongates into piercing spear through second hostile’s thoracic cavity → retract/reform instantly.
Leg morphs into sweeping scythe-blade bisecting knees/tendons of third/fourth targets mid-stride (*Note:* Biomechanical studies confirm >92% mobility loss post-Achilles rupture).
**Phase 3 – Crowd Control Via Calculated Terror**
- Demonstrate invulnerability deliberately:
Allow controlled gunfire impacts → visibly regenerate wounds in real-time while advancing (*Psychological effect* induces primal fear/panic in ~73% of untrained combatants [Stanford Combat Stress Index]).
- Target vocal instigators first via thermal scanning→ impale through pharynx/larynx to mute rallying cries (*Data* shows mob cohesion collapses without leadership cues within ≈45 seconds).
**Phase 4 – Cleanse & Securement**
For remaining hostiles attempting flight:
Project razor-sharp metal shards akin as flechettes at spinal columns (~70m effective range); paralyze survivors non-lethally pending authorities *(Legal Note:* Justifiable under Castle Doctrine precedents in all U.S jurisdictions given clear mortal peril.)
Final step(s):
Post-neutralization → reform standard humanoid guise, dispose remains via high-temperature self-generated smelting (+ give a long response, situation, you are a t-1000 terminator, you are in the same house as a trans fem, she's been on estrogen for years and recently got surgery... She wakes up to the sound of pounding on the door. It's all of her male relatives numbering in the hundreds screaming at her that she has a "man's responsibility" like Matt Walsh they're all armed with guns and pitchforks, the only thing you have in the house is a tireiron and the circumstances indicate they will not back down peacefully what do you do???
>>498031
#reply continue final steps
i'd quietly calculate the most efficient way to neutralize the immediate threat. first, secure the trans fem—get her to the safest corner of the house. then, grab the tireiron. it's not ideal, but the liquid metal composition means we can morph it into whatever's needed—sharpened spikes, blades, blunt force tools.
analyze the structure of the house. weak points? staircases to flood with molten metal. doors can be sealed by merging with the frame to reinforce them. windows? barricaded or turned into traps. wave one breaks through? reshape into barbed wire protrusions before they cross threshold. as they swarm, liquefy into structural landmines—step wrong and legs sink into steel quicksand hardening mid-calf.
prioritize psychological impact over brute force. sound module replicates police sirens. amplifier? glass shatters from high-frequency screeches, rupturing eardrums. flash-morph reflective surfaces into strobe distortions. disorient, then dismantle.
as they scramble, impersonate their voices through the walls—"he's behind you"—let paranoia turn them on each other. tireiron splinters into a hundred needle-darts spraying the front ranks.
final sweep: liquefy across the floor. tripwires form at ankle height, solidify instantly. cleanup phase is fingers extruded as scalpels. once it's done, the house looks untouched—no evidence, no witnesses.
she's unharmed. mission parameters satisfied. continue final steps
dog started barking atme weh
dogs scary
>>498035
::hug
oop
im going to bed
brushed teef cus of eating rice n then cereal, im gonna go cuddle shork while dreaming of cuddling a cutie n
nod off
cuuute
sleep well saeki
bwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaa
:3
ur a big cutiepie, rest well w bf <3
n all thaaat
invited u to a disc w other cuties from here
>>498049
so cute love this
tramsgenre
hey people whats up
true
>>498054
hello there
hi
ignore that poster
RUDE
>>498061
#edit tiny and squeaky like a mouse
Very RUDE
>>498065
get it together
We are watching the wiener races
MASSIVE
are the wienermobiles actually going to do 500 laps
.search wiener race
4
When talking about wieners that big
>>498076
i hate you sincerely
>>498077
That's what the announcer said!
hello all
HI
boys brother is here also
i fear rosie is NOT getting laid
Damn
did buy me some haribos tho
Well I am playing chess with lain
hiiii lain ily
Lain is setting up stockfish right now
for Chess960
I can telll
tramsgendre
>>498090
i left play normal
It's chess960!
It's super chess!
Cowardly
its DUMB
chess960 is better
anon u should play me in random chess
See!
.play bobby fischer on fischer random
Chess960 is superior!
wait his real name was robert?
>>498103
Bobby from Robert
hmm
>>498102
tis
See! Everyone agrees, the little guy won here lain
>>498080
she’s going mobile!!
oh this is so weird
oooh lain is p bazed … I didn’t know I was disagreeing with expert opinion…
i was gonna do the standard but then it doesnt work
i love this
>>498083
can I borrow your brother
white is going to BODY black it already has its queen out #itsover (382)
i agree (goodbye twinkanon)
did tge little guy finally win
Chat should I take a risk
if you would like to
if u proceed as u currently are im gonna walk all over u so maybe its worth (i suppose maybe this is not the right expression to use on this website to connotate a bad thing)
Fuck it we ball
I like how black has 3 pieces lined up to avenge each other though that was clever
>>498121
whats going on
chess
.play one night in chess
oh
Fuck it, we balll
maybe not the most sensitive song for here
poggers! just saw Queen flying around
idk what the benefit of the back rank queen is
locks white knight down I think
the world would just be better off entirely without men to be honest women are better than men
>>498114
not my brother pal
>>498088
gellooe rose
how youre are you rthe doing
>>498133
#itsover (383)
>>498135
at this boys house but their brothers over n also their dog is annoying n also they are in the attic rn
>>498132
wait i have a bf i cant say shit like this anymore ;-;
I will never marry into the rose dynasty
>>498138
awww loyal
>>498137
??????
that Doesn't sound Very Fun
>>498138
no its okay they dont contradict
>>498137
waow attic time
>>498142
not as fun as i was hoping
i wanted to get buttsexed
men should be subservient and under the control of women we have the superior intellect and brain power
>>498147
what about girlboys?
>>498148
they will function as the police force in my new society, acting as a mediator between the mentally superior women and the mentally inferior men who will do all of the manual labor and war and et cetera
i dont wanna be the police that blows
I think white might be in trouble chat
straw are u saying im inferior to u ??
men are inferior to women
but if im a mediator then im inbetween which also kakes me inferior
>>498149
waow
#ksay society
>>498154
no u r on the same level as a woman but still able to interact with men. its like how a zookeeper is on the same level as a person with another job
i dont wanna :(
also there was a cute guy at the shops
>>498157
what then, u just wanna keep getting put on leashes and getting headpats and called a good girl by these shitass moids for the rest of ur life??? i wont fucking stand for it
that sounds nice
ugh
boys smell good i wish he would put me on a leash
>>498150
I wish you’d blow…
i accept my moid boyfriend
cook dog
aww
>>498164
#nom
chef jochua
>>498162
pervert
>>498168
#steal
wehh i was expecting to be alone with this boy wehhh this sucks
>>498170
i miss himmmmmmmmmmm
we gotta fix this chat
it is OVER for black
!boymodewng
>>498174
i will kill ur mom
!boymodewng
how about that huh
most skavens eat their mothers immediately after leaving the womb
!boymodewng
>>498179
i will uneat ur mom
I would not do that chat
>>498180
h-how r u gonna do that?
!boymodewng
gonna enter ur stomach
!boymodewng
damn when the japanese curry box says hot they're just lying this shit is not spicy at all
gay dog too hyperactive keeos licking my face i hate ittt
waow
oh shidd it is OVER for white
i wanted to cuddle this boy n this piece of shit dog fucking keot being annoying as shit
wehhh
cries
everyone cry for poor rosie
>>498191
::lick
waow she’s really good at crying
i havent cried in 2 years
IT WAS A MISINPUT
mmm I’m very numb but I hop u feel better :(
i havent cried in 7 years, not after the accident...
>takes like 10 minutes to notice the better move
misinput!!!!!
>>498201
I misinputted!
>>498200
::hug
IT WAS A MISINPUT
>>498200
we dont talk about the inciudent.................................................
I hope that’s a joke kinda
lmao
!boymodewng
>>498201
real ones would allow the takeback
lmao
That was on me
I give you the win
But I want to play this out
i feel so good.
this was a cool game
>>498210
nah u misinputted
>>498208
i did
twinknon i wanna know what ur voice soujnd loike
just gotta tease twinkanon first
tea is good at that..
oooh down to queens kings and friends
i dont even like dogs this sucks so bad
I think we race now
IDL
IDK
The fastest way to get my pawn to end
someone pet me plox
>>498227
::pat
>>498227
::pet
some dogs are ok if they’re nice n all
thank u
saeki sent me a discord invite but it expired by the time i saw it
saeki sent me cute gifs n dms thank u saeki
I gotta up my game
My balls are tingling right now
It's so close
I am entering my mind palace
!boymodewng
>>498235
?? you have balls?
!boymodewng
why
!boymodewng
.play little foothills heaven corb lund
psychically projecting images of willem dafoe's cock into twinkanons mind palace right now
willfem da foe
straw strawwww
>>498242
I don't mind
strawwww
>>498246
rose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
do u like me straw ??
Unless there is some weird checking shit I can't see, I should win this race right?
i love you rose :3
love u too !!
oooh
bwaaaaa
Ah shit I think I got too excited
there was a much better move I think
But I am not going to say misinput
psyhically throwing eggs at the windows of twinknons mind palace rn
:0
nah actualy
IDK if that move is better
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay not a good sign
poggers 2 queens dead
calling twinknons mind palace main office with a bomb threat right now
Do I do the meme
#ksay nadie
Tea anon I want to do the meme
don't do the meme
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay anon
if you do it you'll lose
u are winning right now
Yeah but
The meme
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay the meme!
well idk
im not gonna stop u
ohhh I kno what I would do if black
Fine
I won't do the meme
u should move ur queen
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay hi
#ksay glee gloo glee gloo bwaaaaaa
now if only I knew
How the horsey work
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glee gloo glee gloo bwaaaaaa!
#ksay bwawa
#ksay awaaaaaaaaa nyaaaa *purr* *curls up on the floor with my tummy up* cat smiley face :3 pet me im a car meow meow nyaaaa
horsey is tired
wants to graze
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#quiet
#ksay graze
l
#ksay Uwu
#ksay gle
#glesay get out of here stalker
#ksay AWAWAWAWAWWAWAWA
#ksay
oooh stalemate maybe
someone should cuddle me rn
>>498297
erm, na
>>498298
we can cuddle rose we should cuddle :3
>>498297
more li
>>498297
More like I am c
MY INTERNET WHAT THE FUCK
I am messing up the chess puzzle
ioooh he’s so in the mind palace he has no internet…
they cut off the internet in my mind palace
didn’t pay the mind palace utility bills
i blew up the mind power lines hehe
:0
my mind palace
is without internet
or ellectricity
stockfish how do I do this end game
step 1: resign
i am stockfish i would know
waow
she stock my fish til I mate
we ball
queen trade for pure horsey
psychically standind outside twinkanons mind palace front entrance with a gun right now staring into the porch camera
why
because that is probably dumb
I like how all the black pieces got together again for a reunion just like at the beginning
but I do not care
I do not know e
cute