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anon
>>498933
being told to shut up when self-deprecating is literal fucking magic
>>498944
anon
>>498938
BAZED ok crazy is back that's a good crazy move
anon
I introduce myself to ppl by puking up tons of sand i ate n even a lil bucket n cute plastic shovel
nonners
.play 202 to ravetown
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
>>498939
what if u were babbling incoherent shit abt yourself and then i kissed u?
anon
what if i kissed u n then puked tons of sand all over you boom crazy twist
>>498948>>498956
straw bury
>>498946
jokes on u, i turned all the sand into crazy juice in my stomach and now u drank all the crazy juice
anon
jokes on U i hmmmmmmmmmmmmm oooh it's on me u were crazier
anon
i'm going to paint my nails crazy colors with swirls n stuff
anon
n then rotate my body so as to daze others
>>498959
tea
gotta focus for a bit
anon
bye tea have a good one
straw bury
goobai teea
anon
>>498956
that would be nice on the beach sitting peacefully n patting it , maybe touching each others hands occasionally..
anon
wa.... why not take rook
anon
>>498959
>straw bury
>now
efojijefwoi
I DID MY INSIDES TOO my intestines have crazy tattoes and i reach down my throat and pull them out to show you
>>498963
straw bury
thats a rookie mistake
straw bury
>>498961
oh yeah? well i have all of that also but all my blood is crazy juice as well and also all of my bodily fluids so all of the juice in my spine that would normally be cranial fluid or whatever is now crazy fluid and it makes u go fucking CRAZY......and turn into a ZOMBOIE.......... top that...... then maybe ill let u make out with me crazy style.........
tea
LFG
anon
SUPER CRZAY delivery
anon
did u see chat
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
sounds like he said
super crazy devilry
nonners
did we see what
anon
TEA ANON WHY
anon
:0
anon
that's kinda crazy that instead of ppl just packing a lunch we have ppl to manually deliver food to them
tea
wait why did i
tea
okay its okay
tea
too much pressure
anon
ig idk the numbers
anon
Is allright
anon
i visited a city recently and there were guys on motor scooters and those backpacks weaving thru traffic delivering mcdonalds
anon
which like all that just to move mcdonalds??
anon
wish they were fixing the rusting bridges oro smth n could have better jobs too
straw bury
for real
anon
corner creep maybe'
straw bury
>>498982
this is an image of me right now........ and there is a caption of what i am thinking at the bottom...... how did they do that ehehe?????
anon
you might be able to get a cheeky stalemate
anon
suprer crazy delivery
straw bury
>>498986
we r both figments of each others imagination
anon
that's how crazy we are
anon
we made each other up n neither exist
straw bury
hallucination yuri
anon
I'd just offer draw at this point tea anon
anon
that borger does not look apetizing to me
straw bury
kiryu hands u borger, but u can see a slight triclkle of sweat going down his brow..... do u accept?
anon
wow did he make one hundred thousand dollars? or was that one hundred thirty
tea
its not a draw
tea
they win
anon
i should be a crazy deliverer
tea
i will send a draw offer
tea
to see if they blunder
tea
nope
anon
They declined?
mobilerose
hi all
anon
Literally just gonna make you play the end game 50 moves then lol
mobilerose
just watched fnaf
straw bury
rose chat has gone crazy........ we r all crazy down here.....
mobilerose
anyone jacking off
anon
yeah just make him wait
tea
they are NOT thinking
anon
they are just being dicks
tea
LOL
tea
LMAO
anon
let them draw it out
anon
because this is definitely a draw
>>499017
anon
and you would have to be mentally retarded to not understand that, or a dick that is hoping the other player gets bored and leaves
anon
yooooo joker teacher
anon
Nah threefold repetition
tea
nah like the position was a win
anon
They could have only stalemated you
straw bury
I HAVE GONE CRAZY............................. 30 POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!
anon
It wasn't possible to win in that position if you played it right, which you did
nonners
old people dont know the art of posting smh
anon
Then you just do the BS again
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
heh
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
ww2 review, and all the students know abt ww2 comes from inaccurate games lol
anon
Nah hold on
anon
Well they are idiots then lol
tea
this is what happens when ur stupid
mobilerose
tea do u wanna kiss btw
>>499036
anon
They still drawed with you lol
straw bury
i dont understand chess i think real life is more like a game of checkers, or maybe sorry
tea
>>499033
yes as my celebration for drawing in a lost position
anon
Wait no
anon
Because their king would be blocking your move
tea
?? this was all legal moves
anon
Right or?
tea
lichess doesnt let u make illegal moves on the analysis board
tea
it was forced
anon
hrm
anon
lmao
anon
Alright then it was a funny draw
tea
i had a win
tea
then i blundered it :(
anon
oh yeah no
anon
I actually was like waht th FUCK
tea
yup skill issue
tea
i was just scared over the low time
>>499057
straw bury
.play machine girl psycho signal jammer
anon
I could tell
anon
But also, you kind of went off track TO blunder by moving that pawn for no real reason
>>499056
straw bury
i should show this to my boyfriend
0.2900% bloober!boymodewng
COWARD
0.2901% bloober!boymodewng
MOOO
0.2902% bloober!boymodewng
MOOO like a the COWARD you are
>>499062
tea
its a very common trait in boymoders
>>499064
0.2903% bloober!boymodewng
>>499063
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tea
im
tea
deserved honestly for blowing it
anon
Nah
anon
Because you got the draw
0.2904% bloober!boymodewng
i literally don't even play chess that much i'm not one to actually judge i'm just memeing
anon
And also like, you crawled out of down a rook disadvantage
tea
never down a rook, just down rook for bishop trade
anon
Yeah I know
anon
I think you prob could have also bullied their rook harder, but it worked out later on to let you stay up a pawn
straw bury
alrite i sent my bf a nailbomb song because they sound kinda like sabaton i guess i swear to god i will fix him
tea
YA WTF DID I MOVE IT FOR
tea
i shoul've moved the other pawn
>>499077
anon
>>499076
Yeah no, I was like, you deflected off of a course that was the grug move pawn move
anon
The one track mind would have just sent it and said fuck it we ball
anon
because the entire right side didn't matter
>>499083
anon
You kind of did alot of superfluous pawn moves
0.2906% bloober!boymodewng
>>499080
wow that's fucked up to say
tea
no its true
anon
You also bumbled that pawn around that was near your king, should have just played out the left pawn let them take, switch to right pawn or they don't take and whatev
>>499086>>499087
anon
>>499087
Uh when you were pawn racing, after moving that pawn all the way in siberia, you also moved the pawn that was adjacent to king in the race
tea
u can see the numbers
tea
oh i see
tea
yeah by that point it was lost
tea
after moving the pawn forward stupidly there was no shot
anon
I don't know which pawn move you are talkin about because there was two that didn't make much sense
anon
But then prior to that, your right side pawn, and then even more prior to that randomly moving that pawn in Siberia
tea
nah before that it was mostly fine
tea
after the rook was dead
tea
it was over for him
anon
Yeah
anon
Nah you had mate in ten gorillion or smthn by that point
tea
yea and i knew how to
tea
whatev
tea
bye tea anon im gonna get all sweaty
>>499107
anon
You still got the tie
tea
wait im tea anon
tea
bye twink anon
anon
Bye!
anon
Getting sweaty without me damn it
straw bury
naa nana na na naaa nana na na naaa nana naa naaa naaa nana naa na naaa nananaaaaa na na nanana
straw bury
ur cute
straw bury
oh hey rose i have time for voice training what should i say
mobilerose
say hello to me and wish me a nice time
>>499129
mobilerose
reminds me of sm1 ik irl
straw bury
u should introduce us so we can hug
mobilerose
no
mobilerose
idk shes like
mobilerose
a bit erratic so its hard talking to her, i havent in a while
mobilerose
u should say lalilulelo
>>499133
straw bury
>w<
straw bury
FUCKIN LALILULELO
straw bury
i hate the patriots sorry
anon
my friend is in high school in eastern euro n wants a friend or gf how can she get one? did any of you make friends/gfs in high school?
>>499143
nonners
.play surfin in lightning storm
anon
omg that's so beautiful
nonners
how is he standing while the board is underwater? ive not seen that before
anon
what the fuck is this?
nonners
what are you confused about
anon
I was send here from a glegle website lol
nonners
what glegle website
anon
>libpol.org
anon
that’s what it said
nonners
this is the glegle website idk any other one
>>499153
anon
>>499143
>join a club
passed this on
anon
i suggested skateboarding cuz she has that aesthetic
anon
liberal politics
mobilerose
say nice things abt me pwease
mobilerose
wow every1 hate me ig
anon
cute smile
anon
cute classes
anon
cute music
anon
boopable nose
mobilerose
watching were all going to worlds fair rn
mobilerose
>>499156
#throw
::rose_orlando
eighteen lain cryway
#ksay shrimp
eighteen lain cryway
#dsay shrind
eighteen lain cryway
>>499176
#edit fix it
nonners
everyone is trying to kill me
>>499187
eighteen lain cryway
no ?
eighteen lain cryway
#hsay rose
eighteen lain cryway
#hsay roses supposes her toeses
anon
>>499178
That's not true, we aren't trying to killl you
eighteen lain cryway
fine
nonners
im in bed
faye
thanks
nonners
thinking abt death
straw bury
na nananana na na nananaaaaa nananananananananananananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
straw bury
i saw two falcons or hawks or something outside 2day
nonners
>>499194
i would join but lichess doesnt allow playing from bed
mobilerose
enoigh jacking remove ur cums
straw bury
>>499203
lain has advised me to refrain from commenting on this situation
anon
The hornyposting situation
nonners
i so badly want it to be mid july, why isnt it mid july?
>>499208
nonners
i have exams that i want to get over with
anon
kill em nonners
straw bury
i cant awit till its summer and i can just spend all day with my bf
nonners
>having friends
>having g/bf
yall have it so easy
>>499220
anon
My internet died
anon
lol
anon
Whoever asked me to stop pllaying chess
anon
I am still playing chess
anon
Because it is memorial day, we are commemorating the death of hornyposting with a day of silence or something
straw bury
>>499214
yeah i got lucky as fuck tbh
straw bury
he will break up with mne eventually dont worry lole
nonners
why
anon
was someone here into urbex n lived in euro?
>>499227
nonners
i would be if i had someone to urbex with
>>499228
anon
>>499225
I would be if I lived in europe
nonners
yes
anon
:< far
anon
that would be fun 2 do 2gether tho
anon
there was someone who posted pics of like a tunnel once i thot it was u nonners but idk
anon
>>499223
It's your first relationship and all that, so without dooming on you, yeah you are prob right, but also you should extract enjoyment out of it regardless and have some fun with him.
>>499238
nonners
wasnt me
nonners
there are some secret tunnels in my city ive seen some kids exploring on yt
>>499240
anon
:)
anon
dommy mommies are best thing ever
>>499242
anon
>>499235
On my campus, there are a bunch of steam tunnels I broke into with a group one time
anon
coool : D
anon
>>499237
idk call me crazy but I have never been super into that dynamic
anon
mmmm real
anon
it seems like it's a super powerful men and super powerless men thing maybe
anon
or maybe the men who are just more powerful than me and i'm p low on the totem pole
anon
i'm like i've been dominated enough in my life lmao
anon
I mean, I like being dominated from time to time, but I am just like. Alright, if we are gonna BANG and she's gonna dominate me, I like it to be active, I like it to be aggressive, I don't want to be able to walk or even think for the next 24 hours after. If we are going to be affectionate, idk calling someone "mommy" just... it feels weird to me. I don't like being called daddy either, nor calling other people that. I don't mind sort of more calm affectionate stuff, but then I am just not into the er words used I guess
>>499248
anon
>>499247
ig if i feel loved yeah, but when it's just 'i have this role so this is how i will treat you' it creates a distance.

yeah real cuz it's like 'ok remember your job.'
tea (phone)
chat im back
anon
Hello!
tea (phone)
moderately tired
tea (phone)
it was short
anon
Oh cool, what sport?
tea (phone)
the ppl are gonna laugh at me for this one
anon
:) :) :) :) :)
anon
polo
anon
on a horse
anon
quidditch
anon
oh that's nice tea that's a fun thing to sdo
anon
bazed i wish too tea i wish too...
anon
Must not comment on sweat, must not comment on oil wrestling with tea anon
>>499268>>499269
tea (phone)
>>499267
well since u didnt mention it i am actually fairly sweaty
tea (phone)
ewwwww
tea (phone)
and boy clothes arent particularly ventilated
anon
Let's talk about uh uh uh erm something uh aside from sweat
anon
>>499275
he's holding himself back with all his power because he's a hero
>>499278
0.2912% bloober!boymodewng
>>499277
ur a sweaty hero anon
anon
.play there goes my hero
anon
>>499273
Yeah... it's really hot outside, and running around out there it's really like you know...
tea (phone)
very exerting meow
tea (phone)
actually theres a silly thing that happened today
>>499303
tea (phone)
ohh im not feeling good ill sharenin a sec
>>499284
0.2913% bloober!boymodewng
>>499283
what
0.2915% bloober!boymodewng
PLEASE FEEL BETTER
straw bury
the silent hill cicumcision meltdown
anon
i should become a circucizer
anon
travel the country circumcizing everyone i meet
anon
>>499287
You are many things which I cannot comment on without hornyposting
straw bury
one time i was at a circus and a dudes head got cut off
>>499295>>499297
tea (phone)
first time in a while
straw bury
i think it was fake tho
straw bury
yeah no it was probably fake
anon
>>499293
I wish I was there to soothe y
0.2916% bloober!boymodewng
guys watch this video
0.2918% bloober!boymodewng
it's fake but its a really funny clip
tea (phone)
>>499282
my mom, after ignoring it for 2 years, said "hey do u wanna try presenting as a girl"
tea (phone)
like yes but why did u wait the 2 years
anon
Like straight up just never mentioned it?
>>499307
anon
Then all the sudden was like...
tea (phone)
yes
anon
Wild tbh
tea (phone)
last time we spoke about it she burst into tears abt losing her son
tea (phone)
idk what happened in the 2 yrs
tea (phone)
the cynical part of me thinks that its because she currently wants something of me (doing a job for her at her office) and shes using it as a twisted bait to get me to do what she wants
anon
I like to think it is because she wants to do right by you, but I understand the cynicism
anon
I think maybe give her an opportunity and feel it out
tea (phone)
idk i hope its something normal
tea (phone)
but thinking back there was one other time and it was when she wanted me to start paying more of my rent LOL
anon
Well, I do hope that it is a case of her actually improving and accepting you, but yeah I would still keep an eye out for any sort of extractionary behavior
tea (phone)
meh the extractionary behavior would be "agree to work at office -> she doesnt actually change anything"
anon
Yeah, that's what I mean, if it is nakedly "she wants something from you", eh it's not really her improving or changing. That being said, I do think that if the exact wording was "why don't you present as a girl" or something along those lines, I do think that can be viewed more as a green light I guess.
tea (phone)
"maybe at the office do you want to start presenting as a girl" or these vibes. it was clearly (phrased as) presenting while im there
anon
Yeah, I will say I am out of my depth here, since I am not transgender and all that, I would lean more on the side of careful optimism just because it seems like the best circumstances could come out of that. Just keeping an eye out but assuming there is an attempt at earnestly accepting you
tea (phone)
so im wary :/
tea (phone)
its okay twinkanon my buddy who i am closest to also isnt trans but he gives good advice
anon
Well, my advice here is fairly milquetoast, it's kind of just "play it by ear"
tea (phone)
yeah i mean not much reason to sorta ignore these offers
tea (phone)
but idk its just sorta more bittersweet than i wish it could be
>>499327
anon
>>499326
Now that feeling I do get, I have a family that tends to connect alot of strings to offers they give you and it gets really tough to sort of view your family like that.
anon
alright I am going to toss something on
anon
my new favorite wikipedia page is "bloodless wars" subsection "incorrectly categorized". its wars where 1-3 total people died
>>499331
anon
>>499332
I am going to make you my.... nevermind
anon
>>499331
yes thats why theyre incorrectly categorized
anon
Theyre often seen as bloodless but its not true because that one guy died remember
anon
thats really charming and funny to me for some reason
anon
I need to go through the weird wiki pages list
anon
its not so much weird as fascinating but a great page for wiki rabbitholing is list of lists of unsolved problems :3
anon
Solves your unsolved problem
davesprite
tinder gives me such conniptions
all it does is prove that people think i'm hot and that i'm too indecisive to do anything with that
>oh wow all these hotties swiped on me wow wow
>uhh what now
>*close app*
tea (phone)
>>499339
is there a polynomial time algorithm to solve blood on the clocktower puzzles
davesprite
although i did just match with this ex marine who owns a farm and has a really sexy mustache
if the dog girl doesn't hurry up he might get me
>>499345
anon
#wiki (failed to search wikipedia) toledo war
anon
Run
davesprite
>>499345
there are a lot of marines in my family
i instantly swipe left on army people
but marines and airforce are a mixed bag
and the cool ones are fantastic
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