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shrimp
i think it will be
no.528
i believe you
shrimp
thank u...
shrimp
between doing the model and a bit of editing to the phone image which im using as a uv map its been 4 hours
no.528
that's not a lot of time at all in the grand scheme of things
shrimp
its very long for me to sit still focused hehe
no.528
very proud of your hyperfixating powers
shrimp
also cause before that i was already just photoshopping since i had woken up
no.528
no rest for the pixelmunchers
no.528
it must be a very interesting project to be so fixated on it.... eggsciting...
shrimp
thats brilliant
no.528
>>503859
he's about to shoot a high profile health insurance ceo i bet
shrimp
bugs luigi...
0.3238% bloober!boymodewng
this video makes me so mad
0.3239% bloober!boymodewng
if you are 28 and unable to live without your phone to the point where you're AFRAID TO TAKE THE BUS WITHOUT IT you should be embarassed unironically
>>503868
no.528
>>503866
i agree with this
watched that vid and didn't get what all the hype was abt with not having ones stimulation device on hand 24/7
0.3240% bloober!boymodewng
like i have trouble navigating without a phone, but like, i can and have done it and i'm like 22 it's not that hard bro like it is basic adult skills to look at a map
shrimp
bugs bungione
shrimp
these are excellent im adding them to the extended bugs bunny universe
0.3241% bloober!boymodewng
shrimp this video is triggering me
>>503876
shrimp
stop triggering yourself by watching it
>>503877
no.528
>>503873
close your eyes and ears to the hell
0.3242% bloober!boymodewng
>>503875
they are TWENTY-EIGHT TWENTY EIGHT AND T HEY ARE ACTING LIKE NOT HAVING A PHONE IS THE CAVEMAN TIMES
0.3243% bloober!boymodewng
IT'S UNHINGED
no.528
you should see what people do when they aren't being recorded... it's bad...
shrimp
i do understand that its pretty bad to be so reliant on your phone but at the same time i understand how people end up that way lol
0.3244% bloober!boymodewng
it's not being reliant, i don't care about being reliant, it's about hte attiude of like "wow i am discovering something that's literally impossible this is so hard"
shrimp
oh
shrimp
its really easy
shrimp
just google it
shrimp
before you leave
shrimp
also like busses have maps sometimes
shrimp
and u can ask the busdriver
shrimp
they usually go to stations
shrimp
which will be able to help u
0.3245% bloober!boymodewng
they literally announce the stops if its a planned stop lol
shrimp
theyre all planned stops
0.3246% bloober!boymodewng
no you can pull the little strig thing to get it to stop wherever
shrimp
what.
shrimp
back in my day you had to wait to pull the thing for the predetermined stop
no.528
just take the big red hammer and smash the fire exit window when u wanna leave
0.3247% bloober!boymodewng
oh i've just pujlled it if i wanted them to stop in between
shrimp
yeah they dont stop inbetween here
shrimp
unless its like night and ur a lady
0.3248% bloober!boymodewng
weird
shrimp
sometimes. they dont even stop when u pull the string!!!!
shrimp
at all
shrimp
and then you have to walk an extra block
0.3249% bloober!boymodewng
i guess i'm just cute idk
shrimp
you are
0.3250% bloober!boymodewng
hey always stopped for me
no.528
bus drivers hate to see you go but love 2 watch you leave
shrimp
i thought you were gonna say love 2 watch you come
>>503909
0.3251% bloober!boymodewng
but i also never took public transport in a like really big city
0.3252% bloober!boymodewng
it was always a mid-sized so it might just be different u live in a like megacity
shrimp
its medium
0.3253% bloober!boymodewng
no.
shrimp
yes.
0.3254% bloober!boymodewng
NO.
0.3255% bloober!boymodewng
i will die on this hill
shrimp
YES.
shrimp
it is by definitiona different city lol
>>503920
0.3257% bloober!boymodewng
>>503919
FUCKING BARELY
shrimp
#ai whats a city

dc, tokyo, paris, cairo, sydney
whats a city
no.528
#c how big is a citty (cannot compute)
0.3258% bloober!boymodewng
>>503924
DON'T YOU USE SWEAR WORDS YOU CHILD
shrimp
fuck sorry shit i didnt mean to oh crap
>>503927
no.528
>>503926
#edit censor everything that isn't a swear
no.528
dumb ai stupid ai
0.3259% bloober!boymodewng
opworm should make swear words censored like tbh is censored on 4chin
shrimp
thatd be funny
no.528
fuck gets changed to glegle
no.528
or something whimsical
shrimp
what the glegle did u just say to me
no.528
10% chance
shrimp
go glegle yourself
no.528
you little glegle
i'll have you know i operated
no.528
the face of a killer
nonners
this is huge
shrimp
nice
0.3260% bloober!boymodewng
.play celebration
no.528
clap clap clap clap clap clap
no.528
bloober would kill anyone in chess i'm pretty sure
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
::bury happy
>>503951
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
11958.jpg
::bury
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
5032.png
::bury
no.528
law is ebil
anon
>>503947
I wanted to do the scholar's mate
nonners
its Garry Chess' official website
no.528
can't believe he's still alive
anon
It's the John Chess
0.3263% bloober!boymodewng
#bpdai who made chess? Was it me?

oh please, as if someone like you could've invented something as brilliant as chess. it was probably some ancient genius who actually had a brain—definitely not you. the game's origins are murky, but most credit india or persia around the 6th century. stick to playing checkers, kid.
who made chess? Was it me?
no.528
#c play chess with me (cannot compute)
no.528
#c knight to a4 (cannot compute)
0.3264% bloober!boymodewng
#bpdai is everyone else the problem?

sometimes it feels that way, but nah. everyone's got their own shit going on. focus on what you can control and let the rest slide.
is everyone else the problem?
anon
I am pllaying as aggressive as possible
>>503969
0.3265% bloober!boymodewng
this bpdai is broken
no.528
yeah bpd ai is like normal as hell
nonners
host is white i think
anon
I am black, unfortunately not the aggressive one
rose
who knows what rose orlando is....
no.528
she's a musician who can be found on rose orlando dot bandcamp dot com i thought everyone knew this
rose
soooo true
anon
I think honestly whoever white is you prob should have just pushed an attack
no.528
maybe they're playing coy
no.528
playing with their food
anon
yeah, because it was a blunder on my part earlier
anon
there was an uhh lil rubber bumper from the sides of my lappy top which was under it
anon
ur an excelent new
anon
someone who isn't boojer race me maybe
anon
or perhaps the chess is going
no.528
i be watching the chess but i can type and be speedy
anon
let's rock
no.528
meow i'm too much fo a gamer
anon
mrowr
anon
well done
anon
I read recently that people only have self-focused thoughts when they're resting
anon
I wonder if I need less distractions in my life
anon
probably
no.528
everyone could use a little fewer distractions and less stimulation i think... is nice to be able to relax and not be seeking
rose
chat how come whenever i cuddle someone they always make me be the big spoon/the one doing the cuddling and i never get to be the little spoon? i wanna be cuddle n made to feel all small n cute and girly :(
#check (checked)
>>504002
anon
cus everyone wants to be touched by rose orlando from roseorlando.bandcamp.com
>>504007
anon
that's not very egalitarian of them
rose
i had a gf who legit said "ok im bored now :/" when i asked her to after like 5 minutes
>>504008
no.528
>>504003
they have no style and no game i'm sorry u had toe dnure that
no.528
>>504001
this is also true i'm pretty sure
no.528
>>504005
i'm BORED of CUDDLING what the fuck is wrong with these people
anon
they are hording all the cuddling for themselves with their greedy cuddle upper class while we only have drops of patting ourselves on the head sometimes
no.528
we're getting by with under the survival requirement for hugs
anon
true..
anon
it seems like most people really don't care about physical affection. like i don't think my partents have physical contact w anyone over the week
rose
i hope dashcon 2 is also a massive disaster and everyone who goes feels extremely silly
anon
wanting the cuddle and hug seems to be trans coded which is crazy to me
anon
because nothing is truly secure...
no.528
>>504016
https is a meme nowadays with self signed certs anyway
0.3269% bloober!boymodewng
yeah which makes it worse that it's not secure
no.528
true lol
0.3270% bloober!boymodewng
.skip (video skipped)
0.3271% bloober!boymodewng
yoiu should all go to dashcon deux
anon
.play top ten anime fights
no.528
deus excon
rose
.play withholding hands
anon
I WOULD go to deus excon
anon
i'm not giving a youtuber money they have enough
>>504028
0.3272% bloober!boymodewng
>>504027
it's not run by a ewetuber
anon
there should be a con where they give ME money to attend
no.528
anoncon
no.528
come see anon live and in person
no.528
big shit happening on the chess though
anon
ohh i wish the link was pinned or smth thank u ctrl + f oooh or no 528
no.528
hehe
no.528
yeah would be cool to have an on-site chess thang but this is good
anon
waow crazy board
anon
they could implement screensharing/streaming maybe but :/ privacy someone would dox themself or smth
>>504042
no.528
black is takin it back
no.528
>>504040
that would go so hard and be so insane
yeah would be badness
0.3273% bloober!boymodewng
image.png
Ok i have completed my analysis
0.3274% bloober!boymodewng
white wins
anon
poggers that's a lot of analysis
anon
I HATE POSITIONAL GAMES I HATE POSITIONAL GAMES I HATE POSITIONAL GAMES
>>504055
no.528
looking forward to watching white pull this one
rose
twinkanon do you want to play pokemon showdown with me??
no.528
and they may have done it
rose
its like chess but cooler
anon
I wish randy would come over russians like chess
anon
I want to play cuddling with rose sigh...
anon
or ride bikes in the forrest maybe
nonners
isnt every game a positional one
no.528
every game is positional but some games are more positional than others
nonners
hmm
anon
positional farms
nonners
that doesnt make any sense
anon
it's from animal farm
nonners
all games are VERY positional
>>504064
anon
every animal is equal but some are more equal than others
no.528
>>504062
you have much to learn little grasshopoper..............
no.528
and the student was enlightened
nonners
how can it ever not be positional
anon
she hop my grass tiil i learn
>>504069
anon
>>504055
alot of pawns impeding my ability to do shit
anon
they're still not playing? I would have lost 2 games already in this span of time
anon
just DON'T think
anon
I am not really thinking
anon
Just wishing that pawns didn't exist
nonners
.play dont think feel
nonners
wtf are you guys watching now
anon
Also wishing I hadn't gone for the meme mate early on
anon
this is me when i get cut up
anon
because bringing my queen out was stupid lol
nonners
.SKIP
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
this lliterally gave me goosepimples
nonners
twinknon why did you queue this, skip
anon
literally goosepimples
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
nonners
dont think! FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEl
nonners
.skip (video skipped)
anon
ZAMN
no.528
bruh white dc'd
nonners
this is so cool wish i was there
anon
and they didn't even resign
no.528
boojer's analysis didn't anticipate this
anon
Well, I proclaim victory
anon
don't care
no.528
maybe white exploded and took out their computer with it
rose
chat, genuine question here
why cant i find a dom/top transfem girl to be girlfriends with?? what am i doing wrong?
>>504103
sadmoder
youre shooting for like 3% of trans women
nonners
imagine being in this room alone, so awesome
rose
rose orlando is 0/0001% of trans women
rose
but there are trans women out there and theres a fair few top tgirls and yet none of them want me, despite, not to like be egotistical, the fact i think id be a really good sub for them and make them quite happy
>>504114
nonners
wish i could lucid dream, i would make myself dream being in there
rose
i had a really weird dream where i kept getting up to go to the toilet but then id sit down and wake up in the bed and go to the toilet and sit down and wake up in the bed over and over
anon
>>504110
hmmm i've never had sex but could you put on your dating profile 'i want another trans girl to hold me and dominate me' or smth to just filter things easy?
>>504115
rose
>>504114
thats what i used to do when i was on dating apps n grindr but i deleted them all cos like 1. theyre range based n i live in the middle of nowhere right now n 2. no one was matching with me so i just felt ugly and depressed
>>504118
nonners
.play railway raver nesbits way
nonners
.skip (video skipped)
anon
>>504115
could you just take a train down for the weekend? the problem is even if u would would they match u
>>504119
rose
>>504118
well the issue with these apps is they have a capture range and if a girls in the city theyre gonna have it less wide cos obviously they dont need to search or go too far to find someone else in the city, as opposed to me who does
i think that could be remedied when i move to the city tho
>>504123>>504128
nonners
>>504122
can you post link so i can spectate
rose
in my opinion the knights should be able to do ranged attacks like the mongolian horse archers
>>504138
anon
>>504119
yeh i bet tho idk... it make me a lil sad that all the transfems want another transfem to dom them but feel sad doing it themselves. i want to live in a world where we all work together and feel good doing it, but i think a lotta ppl just feel burdened and exhausted if like it was 'ok you dom for 10 minutes then me', they'll just put in the min and be mad :<
>>504135
nonners
actually why can the horse jump? that doesnt make sense
nonners
it should be just like other peices
nonners
wonder how much that woudl change the game
sadmoder
the bishop used to also jump, and have a shorter range
>>504134
0.3276% bloober!boymodewng
horses can't fucking jumnp. that's such a fucking ridiculous notion. The idea that you would have ahorse jump when they literallyh ave four legs is fucking offensive.
rose
>>504128
id like to do it myself with some other ppl but like my dick doesnt rlly work too well anymore lol
plus its also that i want someone who makes me feel atleast somewhat like a girl instead of like a guy ig...
>>504143
nonners
#ai is there a variation of chess when horse cant jump

yeah, there's "antiknight chess" where the knight can't jump over pieces but still moves in an L-shape. more restrictive and changes tactics a lot. other variants like "grid chess" just remove the knight. both make the game feel super different. nice try fed.
is there a variation of chess when horse cant jump
anon
>>504127
i think there should be tanks
nonners
i would play but i have to shower
>>504144
no.528
rip to the stink
nonners
>>504139
oh wait this is spectate
0.3277% bloober!boymodewng
>>504140
ewwwwwww showering???
0.3278% bloober!boymodewng
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that's so nasty
anon
that's nice you would though, n ur gfs were lucky to have you
rose
idk i think theyd probs disagree
anon
we balll
rose
atleast my last one, she thought i suuucked at sex lmao
but she was an asshole
>>504160
anon
hmph
anon
did she get a song out of it?
rose
no but! this other girl who fucked me back in march and said i was really really good for her did get a song
anon
awwwww omg
rose
cos she was like actually good at it heheh
anon
she deserved it <3
rose
im glad she liked it too, it was v embarassing to sing hehe
anon
hehe :3
anon
that's sooo cute n awesome
anon
i would listen to it still if i were her
anon
>>504149
n it shouldn't be a competition lul
anon
open king file game, how chess is MEANT to be played
rose
.play reunited airlines
rose
.skip (video skipped)
rose
.play reunited airlines kleenex girl wonder
anon
chess should only have kings
anon
if somone about to get hurt the game ends
anon
safety chess
no.528
bubblewrapped chess
no.528
no pain jsut wiggling baord around
shrimp
bubblewrap cheese
anon
wormchess
anon
shrimb
shrimp
hi anony
anon
wriggling together
shrimp
wrigglinga nd squiglgling
anon
wriggling n giggling
shrimp
overall have a rather swell time
shrimp
moving and grooving about
0.3279% bloober!boymodewng
shrimp U SUCK AT CHESS
>>504184
shrimp
yes im not great at chess
>>504185
0.3280% bloober!boymodewng
>>504183
i would OWN and DESTROY and WRANGLE and COLLAR you
anon
hehe :3
anon
doggg
no.528
>>504186
#tag (unknown booru upload error) nose
no.528
too nosy
shrimp
i think its already in
0.3281% bloober!boymodewng
why did you stop with the puppy name shrimp...
shrimp
it was too embarassing
0.3282% bloober!boymodewng
but it's who you are
sadmoder
can white castle its stressing me out
shrimp
only a portion of who i am
shrimp
im also part shrimp
no.528
one puppy closes, another opens
shrimp
i was only doing it in the first place because i got psyopped by another user
anon
oooh
rose
do you guys think there is hope out there for a puppyrobotangel boygirl??
>>504209
anon
particularly w the robot n angel parts those are powerful
shrimp
yeah being an angel basically guarentees you go to heaven not to mention ur a dog and all dogs go to heaven so thats double heaven
anon
oooh truuuue
anon
i think that means u just make the world into heaven
shrimp
is this the second coming of christ
anon
she very well could be
rose
im like jesus if he was a white bitch who was sad a lot
shrimp
real
anon
"Although Edna's journey ultimately leads to an unsustainable solitude due to lack of societal support, "her death indicates self-possession rather than a retreat from a dilemma."[5] She takes control over what she still has agency over: her body and her self."
I didn't like this soo much chat
rose
just got "yurr"'d be a girl
this shit not hitting....
>>504223
anon
did u read the awakening in school?
anon
it's kinda relatable the isolation n failing but i didn't like the suicide ending
rose
>>504223
someone posted a reddit thread about some lady who got dumped n the texts were like
"its not hittin..."
"so youre just leaving me??"
"yurr"
>>504226
rose
>>504226
no they were together 5 years
anon
waow
anon
confuse
anon
a lotta ppl are together a while but not that close ig
rose
.play maggot cheese
no.528
i'd win at chess every time if i was good at it
>>504240
anon
it was my little cousin
anon
please let him win next time
rose
.play
rose
twinkanon i suck at chess, wanna play?
no.528
twinkanon rubbing his hands together and licking his lips gleefully

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