lol

bleh idk i like hearing from u but might now

i have a friend who's in highschool and wants to make friends but idk where she can go. I suggested the skatepark since she likes the punk type stuff but she's really shy.

i introduced her to another transgirl her age and she wants me to do it again and find her a gf but i don't know anyone else that age in euro and into punk stuff and puters :/ tell me if you have any ideas pls
I found a hackerspace near her too but scary irl stuff :/

>>505085
ikr?!! hers does too and mine is even more expensive bleh

i should probably start like hackerspace in the park for free or smth but ::Bwa

>>505093
thief !!!! thief !!!!

>>505091
#kiss
#cuddle

>>505098
problem with thief

>>505108
ur always ok

>>505120
my cousin has a fancy watch with metal n all

ahhhh interesting

oooh cool!

I know they started wristwatches as a thing in wwi to coordinate with the artilery

mmmm

necessity is the mother of invention

also lots of people competing and with funding

mmmm

I’m on a train

one time I was on a train and I saw some lady walk in with no shoes but like rlly expensive fancy clothes other than that

::bwawa

::bwaa

::bwaawa

waow

first time on this site but i think porter robinson is p cool personally

new person helo

musician. people were talking about him above

what's going on with you?

either lol

is that like a genre?

ic

like snare rolls and stuff?

got any links?

it is a banger

>>505200
did you see the triple j version? i really like that one

>>505207
i love it sm

>>505211
you in ireland?

ah

ma

mass. that's ma right? im from ireland not the states

or is ma maine?

>>505228
rly?

crazy

not familiar with family guy lore tbh

#Ksay friends don't let friends rep friends dont let friends become john50s give your friends estrogen to ward off the spectre of John50 today

>>505241
so true

i studied kalinka in music class when i was like 15 but i haven't heard it since. repressed memories

#ai give an epic monologue of how Lord Glegle created chickens in a laboratory millions of years ago t obe utterly delicious and for the sole sake of mighty fine eating

*deep inhaleorghnn* BEHOLD—millions of eons past, when the cosmos was but a twinkle in lord glegle’s third leftmost eyeball, our most mythical and delicious of foodstuffs was **forged in the crucible of divine hunger.**

it was a tuesday—or possibly a wedgeadaysplort—when glegle, bored of mere ambrosia and god-mead, dusted off their lab coat stitched from the fabric of spacetime itself and declared: **"i crave. something CRISP."**

with tubes bubbling and primordial ooze writhing under crystalline beakers of infinite flavor potential, glegle **snapped fingers that did not mathematically exist**—and from the swirling vats emerged **the proto-chicken.** imperfect. unready. a mere skeletal sketch of its future glory. **"no,"** glegle murmured. **"too bidofooted. not… *finger-lickable.*"**

AGES passed. trials BEGAN. birbs were deemed TOO BONEY. wings were tweaked for opti-crunch. **the thigh-to-breastular ratio was balanced, perfected, honored in chrome.** jacuzzivats of herb-brine spat forth new iterations. **"add butter,"** glegle commanded to the void. **"and emergency salt reserves."**

until at last—**THE CHICKEN.** the one. the meal of destiny. breadable. fryable. grill-nukable. biodegradable napkins appeared in the universe simply to contain the grease-stains of history. **"god is an rotisserie,"** glegle declared, clouds rumbling. **"and buffets shall be its stars."**

thus…. it was done. no gods. no masters. **just tendies.** go forth, mortal. **consooom.** but lest ye forget—it was never "why did the chicken cross the road."
**it was WHY DID LORD GLEGLE CROSS THE GALAXIES TO INVENT BUFFALO SAUCE.**

-enderogous monologue boings- give an epic monologue of how Lord Glegle created chickens in a laboratory millions of years ago t obe utterly delicious and for the sole sake of mighty fine eating

>>505271
2nd part giving celeste

just got off the train. walked out the door of the train jump out the house jump out the house

i got a 84 on my third retake of my math exam

one time i was super obsessed with being a paleontologist so i found a dead squirrel and buried it and then i dug it up like a few months later and reassembled its skeleton

>>505323
any relation to the popular slacker rock musician rose orlando, whose music can be found at roseorlando.bandcamp.com????

#ai situation you see two people arguing. one person accidentally falls and somehow cuts their own arm off accidentally, they say "God fucking damnit" in shock, terror and pain, the other person completely ignores them bleeding out and just screams "don't take the lords name in vain!" and then keeps punching this person who is still bleeding and just lost their arm for "taking the lords name in vain" and the punching won't stop what do you do?

call emergency services immediately, no debate. intervene physically if safe to stop the attacker—someone dying takes priority over some self-righteous moralizing bullshit. if you can’t stop it safely, shout for others to help while keeping yourself safe. document the assault if possible, but saving a life comes first. absurd religious fanaticism doesn’t excuse murder. situation you see two people arguing. one person accidentally falls and somehow cuts their own arm off accidentally, they say "God fucking damnit" in shock, terror and pain, the other person completely ignores them bleeding out and just screams "don't take the lords name in vain!" and then keeps punching this person who is still bleeding and just lost their arm for "taking the lords name in vain" and the punching won't stop what do you do?

>>505327
:3

>>505350
yea ur definitely roses clone

one time i was at like a family reunion and all the dudes just took turns shooting an old hunting rifle at a random tree

>>505375
this was in mexico

one time i watched a twitcch stream and the guy running the streamm was a stupid bastard

>>505391
yeah but this is the only twitch stream i ever watched

"ur an inhumane bunch of fuckin living bastards and bitches" i heard this in a song once

ive seen worse

.play [YouTube]

wait i wasn't paying attention to the stream but i also had to buy one of those dongle

ever had a bread bowl? its soup in a hollowed out loaf of bread

also renamed since there are other anons (im the irish one)

the point of a bowl is to eat the bowl

>>505440
was more thinking of the river but that works too lol

whoa

(real or american?) >>505449

-american xd