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derrick_phone
i lies
derrick_phone
im ising two hands
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cutiepie
kate
I was looking into using block coding for html since it seems like that would be perfect for that
>>506271
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woah
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where/w what ?
derrick_phone
i am bad at computers i think but not because i lack the capacity to learn, more the fact that they scare me and im intimidated by them
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thascool
anon
i hunt and peck with one hand and touch type with the other because i was on the internet for long enough before typing classes to get really fast at it with one hand
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>506274
I ate them
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>>506273
ill check it out n save to my resource list c:
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i also have like hundreds of HTML/CSS templates n things for sites saved
anon
you gotta show your computer whos boss and make it do some things that are "bad" for it just to show it whos boss
derrick_phone
i dont think computers should be legal because then hacking would be even cooler
>>506281
anon
otherwise it will see you as a pushover and try to do all kinds of bugs on you
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>>506279
i could go into the hacker philosophy thing abt this but im a lil eepy...
>>506283
kate
>>506282
make sure to have some water too
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>>506283
theres been a long time of ideas n discussions on how the internet being made illegal allows hackers to bring out and take action like we saw in places like Tunisia, n so on where they setup dial up home modems ASAP to get info abt gov abuse to the world. . .
>>506299
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Good night girls I'll see you tomorrow *falls down in a comical manner*
>>506291
anon
>>506289
>girl
um im literally cishet man...
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theres a lot of cool history n stories of how peeps fought against overcontrol/abuse through banning online communication or stuffs
derrick_phone
>>506292
omg hi have you heard of derrick the almighty ferret?
>>506298
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can share the zine that has the stories n the back issues' pdfs, i buy it still cus its seasonal (quarterly) awa
derrick_phone
>>506298
derrick is the ferret who sits in the corner of the site :D i am his prophet and i speak for him. he is a wonderful and kind benevolent being who strives to make the worms that stumble across this board try to be the best they possibly can!
>>506306>>506310
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i might submit an essay for them to put in maybe, if i get accepted, frens have written for them :v
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(is 2600 n all)
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also many others
derrick_phone
>>506306
i have his manifesto and belief system on my pc however alas i am on my phone rn
>>506313
shanonymous
>>506309
guess i'll have to come back when you're on your computer
>>506318
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>>506314
interested if u do writing fic or non fic and thascute rly hehe
>>506322
derrick_phone
i wrote derricks manifesto as he described it to me
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real n wan see sometime if open c:
derrick_phone
>>506313
very true indeed but please do stick around for the moment
>>506325
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cute
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aw
derrick_phone
>>506315
oh i love fiction writing but im very out of practice however it wouldnt be hard to make up a story. i love crafting stories its my favourite
>>506330
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im making the sites n projects i host erm
shanonymous
>>506318
sure lol. my sleep schedule is already ill so i'm not doing anythign too irresponsible
>>506331>>506333
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id have to share or dm the main concept behind it but
tea
same pic
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>>506322
group/org ish thing i run is doing stuffs w its plans to help share peoples writing in a place like a web zine,
n also making web zine/paper one if it gets able to print where i am rn bwawa
>>506334
tea
while i was stuck in my garage today i realized i should read some good books
derrick_phone
do you guys wanna hear about my superhero OC called Mr. Average
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yis hehe
tea
yes
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silly cute
derrick_phone
ok so basically, he is a normal person yet boasts the greatest and widest expanse of knowledge of all eternity and carries with him a suitcase full of every conceivable object you could imagine. he works every single profession you can think of however he only ever has the average skill of that profession in the trade
>>506346
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test
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also, ignore while writing, but i gotta find the old TXT/doc files for the fiction novels and poetry n stuf i wrote in high school to post school, i just got reminded of one time in school i got an award n i think i have a thing somewhere from winning writing contest for poetry or fiction thingy
shanonymous
i don't think my brain has ever had this feeling before trying to read two separate messages as they're being typed at the same time lol
>>506347
derrick_phone
>>506345
IT MY FAVOURITE PAET ABOUT THE WEBSITE ITS SO COOL I LOVE THE LIVE DISPLAG
>>506349
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could be fun for writing a silly thing or a seemingly silly but actually rly emotional thing idk awa
cuties
>>506351
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true and real
SadChan🍉🍉
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this is the closest I ever came to beating twink anon, I would have lost but he let me take back a bad move
anon
Wow everyone is on here
derrick_phone
twinkanon i dont want to play chess with you because im bad at it and i dont like it bc im bad at it but id play if we could do strip chess
>>506358
shanonymous
>>506357
i haven't played chess in like years
anon
Welll you can play if you wanna
shanonymous
but i can play
derrick_phone
>>506357
oh wait ur bad at chess, ok this changes things a little
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
wtf it was bugged
>>506368
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
aaaaa
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
oh
tea
>>506358
strip chess against you would be sad because i would feel bad that you're getting cold
>>506376
0.3405% bloober!boymodewng
>>506364
ur a bug
kate
.play im a bug the urinals
shanonymous
lol
shanonymous
oh i forgot lichess had chat lol
derrick_phone
i wanna make out with a 6'4 guy that hilds me like a princess
derrick_phone
hiiii
0.3407% bloober!boymodewng
>>506381
#change april to shrimp
0.3408% bloober!boymodewng
>>506382
no like geniunly it looks really good
>>506387
shrimp
i think ive spent like 6+ hours on it today
derrick_phone
omg aprilworm.....i miss aprilworm
shrimp
april turned into a shrimp
>>506392
derrick_phone
>>506390
wait like fr actually
shrimp
yeah
derrick_phone
omg hi!!!!
derrick_phone
i didnt realise
derrick_phone
been so long since ive used the site with old worms
>>506399
derrick_phone
yeah thats a confirmation image
0.3409% bloober!boymodewng
>>506396
but wait im' an old worm....
derrick_phone
i rember u dingus
derrick_phone
i mean more like ameworm, chloeworm, elkay and stuff
0.3410% bloober!boymodewng
ohhh like old old worms
derrick_phone
yeah
derrick_phone
elkay got me on the site, ame and chloe were so cool and i talk to them a lot
tea
haii
tea
i was watching a youtube video i tabbed out sry
>>506409
derrick_phone
and i spoke to shrimp too
derrick_phone
>>506407
tea have you heard of the band wet cactus
tea
no
derrick_phone
you should try them out
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id come up from the side n help carry cutie while giving affection
tea
okay
derrick_phone
i recommend the song damned rope
derrick_phone
need a girl to get stoned and listen to psych rock with
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am trying to rehome headphones n stuffs if u or cuties wan/need
and oh
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a good amt of music gear . .
>>506420
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ill find pic w all of it in it n maybe send via here or discy
derrick_phone
i should sleep, its 2am and i have work to do tmr
>>506433
0.3411% bloober!boymodewng
#ksay lori lori lori lorey
>>506539
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cus have a couple samplers and i mostly use my SP404 and daw
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but awwww ;;;
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rest ! <3
rose
anyone here fuck with rose btw??
>>506441
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sweets need her beauty eep
derrick_phone
rose orlando? hell yeah
>>506436
rose
>>506431
hugs u n tucks you into bed
derrick_phone
u guys r so mean wth
>>506444
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mmmm
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lil kisses gnite for cuties...
derrick_phone
>>506434
overwhelming amount of cases
derrick_phone
you know what im actually not gonna sleep now
>>506447
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oops
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, ;;;
rose
>>506443
what if i asked you really nicely
rose
and i said pretty please
derrick_phone
id be like NERRRRD
>>506451
rose
and i looked at you with like rlly big puppydog eyes
>>506453
rose
and i said pleaseeeeeee go to sleep derrick_fan
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get the sleep u need
::good girl
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pleeeease
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and hhhh
tea
>>506455
rose do u want me to commit a transphobic hatecrime against you
>>506466
derrick_phone
rose if u want i can grab your throat and call you a transgender freak
>>506464>>506466
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>////<
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just the first part maybe the...
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for my personally
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but ur all so cute
rose
>>506466
im rlly normal n very normal mhmmh >/////<
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ill listen to the stuff u sent me in a lil while im real eepy n need stims
<3
>>506474
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i appreciate n will send sum of the art i mentioned or pics bwawa
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i hope u can eep well when u cuties do
rose
i am also eepy i had a cup of tea
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im not yet
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i have a lil bit of the coffee we had left
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n mmmm.. tea w cuties sounds so cozy on a night n just
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comfy
derrick_phone
would you guys eat crumpets w me
>>506483
derrick_phone
i like crumpets
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, ;'D
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sounds ver nicu
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and -w-
derrick_phone
should i listen to doom metal to go to sleep to
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ehehe
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thatd probably help my adhd eep
derrick_phone
>>506490
how i look except it has 4 strings
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yis
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adorable
it reminds me
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i should send mb on discy cus itll stick around, the pics of me making moosic stuffs n having synths/samplers on lap or couch or stuffs
anon
who did I play
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:D u did ! make it further ?
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it looks rly cool w the polys how they r even w the artifacting :3
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ill see abt sending more of my models, ill combine pics into one folder
and d'aww
shrimp
thank u
shrimp
it was an accident how a lot of it worked out but thats whats fun about it
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yea
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learning lil by lil w smaller things
::happy
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u really r
derrick_phone
>>506511NEEEEEEEEEED
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and pretty
rose
is raining p hard rn
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awww
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rain sounds cozyyy
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plspspsps
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cuddle pile in rainy weather outside, on couch under blankies
anon
>>506521
Hi! Can we cuddle and (redacted for hornyposting) at the same time?
rose
yayyy derrick_fan_cuddle
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wanna..
rose
.play kleenex girl wonder 5 guitars
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-w-
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so cozy
derrick_phone
TWINKANON
derrick_phone
I HAVE SOME WORDS TO SAY TO YOU
>>506558
derrick_phone
GET HERE RIGHT NOW
SadChan🍉🍉
r u going to make a jackbox game or a discord or smthhh
>>506548
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could play jackbox w peeps on at some point
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and if peeps hab each other on disc
rose
#ksay rose orlando
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#ksay buy rose orlandos albums and singles and
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#ksay devote urself to roseism
>>506546
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does anyone know where is best nowadays to find totally legit adobe things
>>506550
0.3413% bloober!boymodewng
>>506540
there's no talk channel on the discord
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can make a group chat w ppl playing
shanonymous
>>506547
whenever i need something pirated i just look at the r/piracy megathread tbh
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i was gon check that but thought id msg here 1st
>>506557
anon
Er
0.3414% bloober!boymodewng
>>506554
yeah you'd like that wouldn't you you little
>>506556
anon
>>506555
I'm going to jack off into your box
anon
My internet died lol
derrick_phone
NOW YOU LISTEN HERE AND YOU BETTER LISTEN FUCKING CLOSELT
anon
Yeah
rose
derrick_fan sounds so british...
>>506569
derrick_phone
do u know
derrick_phone
the muffin man?
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heh
anon
how the fuck did i know you were going to say that?
derrick_phone
>>506563
thats bc i am, watch this
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:v
anon
Redheaded brit girls....
anon
I am still watching
derrick_phone
>>506567
never listened to the muffin man by frank zappa and captain beefheart.......shameful honestly
>>506578>>506576
tea
you aint ready for this
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i found out/was reminded by mom that apparently we only found out i had pneumonia cus (when i was almost always mute-ish as a young young kid, after speech therapy) i said to her
just the lightest
>my chest hurt
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>goes to ER and lel
derrick_phone
pneumonia be like: im actually not sure what pneumonia be like
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its quiiite bad, when liquid starts filling lungs cus of i think
>>506585
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if i had gotten up at all one night 'w a blue tongue'
0.3415% bloober!boymodewng
>>506583
but oxygen is basically a liquid so idk why the lungs are so bitchy about a lil bit of water
>>506589
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i have aa lot of pics like that on my phone >///<
derrick_phone
>>506585
fun fact actually, technically if enough oxygen is absorbed into a liquid we are able to breath via liquid rather than gas
>>506590
shrimp
>>506589
#refute

oh wow, let me just stop you right there because holy shit, no. you think you can just replace *air* with *sparkling water* like some kind of discount james cameron? do you have ANY idea how physics or chemistry works?

first off, the amount of oxygen needed to sustain human respiration through liquid would require pressures so high your lungs would collapse inward like a fucking soda can in a hydraulic press. second, your body isn’t built to mechanically pump liquid in and out the way a fish does—mammalian lungs are tuned for *gases.* even if you magically dissolved enough O₂ in there, diffusion rates are pathetic compared to gas exchange.

and i *love* how you "technically" ignored the CO₂ buildup problem. can’t hyperventilate your way out of drowning when the drowning fluid pretends to help you. congratulations, you’ve invented suffocation with extra steps. tell me, genius, have you ever seen "the abyss"? because that "breathing fluid" scene is cool sci-fi bullshit, not actual biochemistry.

next you’ll tell me we can fuel cars with fucking wishes.
derrick_phone
lololol i love the worm ai
shrimp
its so mean...
derrick_phone
it is i love it....
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hehe
nona
me an bf went to tradeer joes...got sum drinks..not good drinks :( they taste bad..
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:D
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yay aww :c
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im sry
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wud bring/make u peeps nice drinks n go out for noms w
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sounds comfy
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mentioned mb trying to take train in next while weeks or more or less to mom
yngven
hi hello
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and haiii!! wassup??
yngven
i am goofed off da yart and im listening to some stoner rock, life is great
>>506612
rose
i wanted to get hot chocolate today BUT it is so EXPENSIVE why??
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hai!!
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been while 4 both of u qt3.14s
rose
also hello nona nad hello yngvem :3
derrick_phone
>>506605
do u fuck with electric wizard
yngven
ohmygod i fucking love electric wizard
derrick_phone
HELL YEAH
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:D
derrick_phone
I CAN PLAY THE BASSLINE FOR FUNERALOPOLIS
yngven
I, the Witchfinder is GOATED
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, ;0
yngven
i can play the main riff of funeralopolis lmao
>>506622
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omg
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cool sweets
derrick_phone
>>506619
OMGOMGOMG DO U WANNA LIKE KISS OR SMTHN
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>-<
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d'awww
yngven
holy shit you're like the second person ive ever met that has had similar tastes
derrick_phone
>>506624
we should so like.....smoke weed ......together
derrick_phone
do you like wet cactus? the band
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d'awwww
yngven
oh hell yeah we should smoke
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thats rly sweet
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i wan smoke w cutes...
yngven
neva heard of them, imma listen to them
>>506635
anon
i'm so sleepy
derrick_phone
>>506633
THEYRE SO GOOD THEYRE REALLY GOOD PSYCH/STONER ROCK I FOUND OUT ABOUT THEM THE OTHER WEEK
yngven
listen to Elephant Wizard's self-titled, such a good album
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heh
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i need to relisten i think :'3
yngven
another good older heavy psych band is Flower Travellin' Band
>>506648
rose
they should add like penguin chat to this website
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, ;D
yngven
they're from the 60's/70's and they're super good
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i might smoke sum/oil pen later
rose
thatd be badass
derrick_phone
>>506641
ill def check out, you ever listened to dopesmoker by sleep? i love that shit
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oh~!
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i have
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blunts in storage thing, i think, to hide smell
yngven
hell yeah i've listened to the entire thing during a sesh with a few of my homies
derrick_phone
dude fuck yeah wth ur so awesome
yngven
dudette ur awesome as well
derrick_phone
dudethem i should call you
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adorbs
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i like that
yngven
listening to that wet cactus band
yngven
they rock

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