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nona
>>507491
def..its rlly nastolgic for me..but so comfy an good .. sad but happy..
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>>507493
mmmmm
yeah...
hughug, it makes me a lil down but also feel that way n have been able to take better feels out of it than other stuffs,
get rly rly down when i listen again to mac millers stuffs cus of when it was in my life n all of that
is smth, w peep, that i feel gets comforting when w others who cared lots abt
::shy
>>507507>>507514
anon
>>507496
This is THE MOST BASED thing I have ever read in my entire fucking life
tea
she is cool and funny and smart
anon
AndrogynyGODs
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-w-
tea
(unless ur a different anon i just realized)
tea
didnt like how prepared i was
>>507516
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also man
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the story of this vid
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>>507514
cud watch my pirated copy of everybodys everything or everyones everything i forget
on vc or whenevs
>>507517>>507520
nona
>>507515
thatd be fun..if u ever came over..
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yis bwawa
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i also own it on tv so i just DL'd it
0.3430% bloober!boymodewng
>>507515
U PIRATE THINGS???? OMG UR SUCH A THIEF HOLY SHIT
nona
i want the dvd of it..do those exist?
>>507527
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awwww
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would
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hmmm
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lemme see
wud gib
anon
You wouldn't pirate a car
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hehe
anon
>if they catch you you will be injected with estrogen
anon
Oh my god
0.3431% bloober!boymodewng
>>507528
ur a thieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef i love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip lawi love ip law
>>507534
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>>507533
i already paid for this one or got as gift but
0.3432% bloober!boymodewng
sharing is thievery unless you pay for it again
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idgaf
0.3433% bloober!boymodewng
i love ip law
nona
>>507528
bday isnt too far away eheh
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:0000
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<33
0.3434% bloober!boymodewng
except for when it comes to video games and tv shows (what i pirate) movies are where i draw the line bucko
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<noted3
0.3435% bloober!boymodewng
???
0.3436% bloober!boymodewng
deleted
shrimp
killed
0.3437% bloober!boymodewng
pourquoi?
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g
0.3438% bloober!boymodewng
>>507556
ok listen video game piracy is fine and tv show piracy is also fine but movie piracy is basically on the same level as hitler IMO
>>507561>>507573
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>>507556
we literally watched how that ad was pirated and got them sued for like over 100k cus they stole it/lied abt their use and put it on every film
and got the artist for music to just make a copy of a prodigy song
>>507576
tea
>>507555
its over for me i wont make it out alive
anon
>>507557
when you think about it, hitler's true crime was pirating copies of charlie chaplin movies
tea
>>507560
no, i'm about forcing people to do what i think they should do.
>>507571
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and they "stole" the font
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tho piracy is not theft x
>>507577
tea
uh oh
nona
.play lil peep buzzin
anon
Also I am watching that video you sent me, and the game is hilarious, it makes me want to like make a game like it but also make it ridiculously hard in the most ballbusting way so that it is just like a meme
anon
>>507568
you probably say this to every guy on here because it's your fetish
>>507588
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>>507577
i like the saying but
is gud to always push back on theft/argument cus piracy .3. it works where the original file, the film on a tape or DVD etc, does not become deleted or destroyed when u take it

u can make infinite copies of a file, n they luv to imply ur STEALING IT FROM THEM REEEE LAWSUIT INCOMING
0.3439% bloober!boymodewng
>>507573
well you're wrong
0.3440% bloober!boymodewng
anything i do is moral and anything that i don't like is immoral
0.3441% bloober!boymodewng
simple as
tea
whats wrong with movie piracy
0.3442% bloober!boymodewng
i don't watch movies so i don't pirate movvies
tea
oh
anon
>>507579
Nuh uh, I say that to everybody that is cute. And you seem cute.
0.3443% bloober!boymodewng
to be fair with vibeo game piracy if it's an indie studio and i like the game i usually buy it
tea
i don't know what that means
>>507595
three thousand lain dontway
i would pirate groceries if i could
i would pirate a car
bike? sure
i would pirate 6 guns all at the same time
i would pirate MONEY
ill pirate every metallica album just to burn it to CD and throw it away idc
>>507594>>507599>>507603
anon
>>507593
You would pirate a car??????
0.3445% bloober!boymodewng
oh ok ay sorry
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i luv the pirate party's sayings n slogans tho
anon
>>507593
Lain hates the little guy (the Disney corporation)
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particularly luv kopimism
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kopimists rise up
>p2p = priest to priest communication that ur gov cant snoop on
>>507608
tea
p2p uses god as an intermediary?
>>507605
!shroomyssg
she used to cuck me on my libphone
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>>507602
its a 'religion' that blocks some EU and such governments from listening or tracking ur (charging u at points) torrenting etc traffic
nona
.play lil peep shelter
anon
>>507601
priest to priest communication so it is immune to government snooping is actually something that people do in the US too
three thousand lain dontway
they put denuvo on the 100 dollar bills
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as each peer is a religious priest doing a confessional lmao
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i luv kopimism its so fun
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theres been weddings
anon
>>507607
>counterfeits new zim dollars
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<3
nona
hes mad at me
anon
>>507624
oh. I mean kinda but like I wouldn't care that much just wash your hands
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dawwww
anon
it's almost entirely moribund at this point
!shroomyssg
>On April 28, 2012, the Missionary Church of Kopimism held their first wedding.[21] The wedding took place in Belgrade, Serbia, between a Romanian woman and an Italian man. The holy ceremony was conducted by a Kopimistic Op, wearing a Guy Fawkes mask, while a computer read vows and some of Kopimism's central beliefs aloud.[22]
ok maybe it's a lil cringe but still rules
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hehe
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oops
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lol
tea
if i could get about 60 people together legally we could steal a big building near me
>>507639
anon
I mean, when you think about it, if enough people try, they can just pick up fort knox and steal all the gold
tea
no like the ownership of the building is democratic
>>507646
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ye
tea
no i know
anon
>>507641
No I mean literally picking it up
tea
and there's only like 50 or so people who are eligable voters
tea
so if i could get 60 people together i could just steal it
anon
>>507645
My hair is short right now sadly
three thousand lain dontway
#ai if i saw a black hole i would just go away from it

lmao yeah that's probably the move. black holes don't mess around, just turn the other way and walk (or run, realistically). if i saw a black hole i would just go away from it
anon
Also while I am twinky, I am not anime boy levels of twinky, like I am not Code Geass levels
>>507658>>507655
tea
damn i was expecting to walk up to you and see rem from re:zero
anon
>>507655
Uh 6'5 and 207, whatever the BMI is from that
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>>507652
i saw a kinda cute code geass cosplay a gurl had listed on FB
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>>507656
uh idk i couldnt find thing i was looking for
anon
code geass more like code GAY ASS
>>507667
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makes me think of panic going to school if i dont take it as being moar worrying
>>507665
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i hadnt opened it fully full screen
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>>507664
depends on what kind of angel and what belief system you subscribe to
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!shroomyssg
sneed person - formerly chuck
>>507674
nona
i have so many images of girls with lines on their thighs and arms
>>507675>>507677
!shroomyssg
>>507673
it's a guilty pleasure
!shroomyssg
you should post more
anon
CUTTING IS BAD
three thousand lain dontway
thats like the first art thing u learn u have to draw the lines
breadsticks
!shroomyssg
>cutting is bad because... you shouldn't injure your body! I demand to control what you do with your body, not you!
>>507682>>507689>>507696
nona
cutting is bad because...UH YOU JUST SHOULDNT OK!! I DONT NEED A REASON!!
>>507682>>507696
anon
>>507683
how is it epic to hurt yourself it's one of the worst things you can do to yourself
>>507686
anon
Oh shit I just remembered
anon
>>507686
what feeling do you get other than pain from puncturing your skin
>>507688
tea
>>507680
i don't believe in total bodily autonomy. like people shouldnt be allowed to just kill themselves freely. just how it goes i thenk.
>>507694
!shroomyssg
>>507690
is that not life in general, to cope with the absurd
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man...
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>>507680
>>507681
>>507683
hey just
take the care chu need, i get it thoughs
n do what u can to help support self to not rely on it too much.. :<
have been through a lot of it n thighs all covered n ,-,
three thousand lain dontway
>>507697
okay i agree with this
but who's going to enforce the don't kill yourself rule
>>507718
!shroomyssg
im reeling that one back in, i kinda disagree with it already
tea
i'm not saying it needs to be enforced, it's just that as a maxim if there were a way to (with minimal other harms) stop people from exercising their autonomy to be enforced, i would want this to occur. the devil is in the details
!shroomyssg
people who attempt suicide should be charged with the death penalty
>>507702
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man whats the whole thing
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where attempting suicide can make you charged of a crime in some areas
>>507722
anon
Yeah I am not touching this entire conversation with a ten foot pole, I got burpees to do
>>507715
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like u can be charged w manslaughter or smth?
tea
good luck twinkanon
anon
just a quick 150
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i forget. its been a long time
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i did self harm support stuff for several yrs in my teen times
::shy
>>507811
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man i so wanna play
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COD MW 2019 ive been getting cravings for it and from the time in covid i got to start playing it
tea
>>507698
like i wanna be clear, saying that i don't believe people deserve to have full bodily autonomy to kill themselves whenever doesn't mean i condone intervening in most cases, just that intervening isn't morally impermissible by its very nature but only due to confounding factors.
>>507818
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and
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i miss it, my ex stole my ps4 and i lost my copy playable there
i wanna get it on pc but its so guh and have to buy second account or
>>507724
!shroomyssg
>>507704
its an evil thing for the state to do
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would be willing to pay someone for sharing acc if hab it like family share, and
!shroomyssg
although i would shill the ps5 instead
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an acc w the game is like 10-15 usd but i dont have stuff on other than amazon card i got i thiiink
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wait
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no family just got paid and they owe me a gud bit atm
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, ;o
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i wanna play on pc as ps4 was always a compromise in my case; tho i got a ton of camos on PS4
tea
enjoy it
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>>507735
didnt u say u own cod mw 2019
anon
No, I pay the original CoD, like as in the WW2 one from like early 2000's
>>507743
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ah ye i wasnt sure what u had said
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ye ik all the eras and games
anon
I really wanna play final hour again
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ive been @'d w this multiple times now
::stare kitty
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i dont post it on purpose, ai slop, unless for specific reason abt ever
anon
>>507089
>t
oh hype!!!!! do u have needles n everything? did u take ur first dose? do you have somewhere to keep track of when u took it n when u need 2?
>>507766>>507782
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i oppose posting slop shit
!shroomyssg
tbh i like the picture, especially the shoulders 0/////0
>>507763
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:;dead
tea
the runes ar eso mysterious
!shroomyssg
im an ai generated boymoder
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i have that all under control and dosing is fine w me, i just need to check the curve on the trans science researchers' tool for diff formulations
>>507831>>507782
tea
chat if i roll a 12 i buy a virgin killer sweater and send pics
#2d6 (2 + 2 = 4) ,,,,,,,,,,, drmroll
>>507778
anon
>>507777
#oracle () #check (checked) #based
anon
Come on
anon
Let's see it
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>>507754
>>507769
but i dont have the new box of Sub-Q needles/syringes i need, i have maybe one or two individually packaged, somewhere
and i have some insulin syringes but otherwise dont have the uhh whats the size, one sec
anon
#2d6 (4 + 3 = 7)
reroll
anon
Damn it
tea
of course
!shroomyssg
>>507786
lame coombrainery get
three thousand lain dontway
>>507786
what if it was taken from you
what if it disappeared overnight
>>507792
!shroomyssg
i want to turn the faucet on the back of twinkanon's skull so the coom can slowly drain out
>>507796>>507797
0.3447% bloober!boymodewng
ijaf
anon
Chess bit time
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i need 30 gauge .5 or 1 in needles and syringes for them
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preferably
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i did use insulin needles for a while but its not the best.
>>507806
three thousand lain dontway
#ai it looks like you burnt it and then dropped it in dirt

lol sounds like a disaster. tell me it wasn't your last good chip. it looks like you burnt it and then dropped it in dirt
anon
#smartai explain the caloric value of a dachshund

Ah, an intriguing—albeit somewhat macabre—query! While the question might be tongue-in-cheek (or perhaps a darkly humorous hypothetical), let’s approach it with scientific rigor while maintaining ethical boundaries.

### **Theoretical Caloric Value of a Dachshund**
Assuming we were to analyze this strictly from a biochemical perspective (and emphatically *not* advocating for such actions, as dogs are companions, not food sources), caloric content can be estimated based on average body composition and known nutritional values of mammalian tissue.

1. **Average Weight & Composition:**
- A standard adult dachshund weighs ~8–11 kg (~18–24 lbs).
- Mammalian bodies consist roughly of:
- **Protein**: ~15-20% of lean mass (~4 kcal/g)
- **Fat**: Variable by breed/condition; dachshunds may store 15-25% fat (~9 kcal/g)
- **Carbohydrates**: Negligible (<1%, mostly glycogen in muscles/liver at ~4 kcal/g)

2. **Estimated Calories:**
Using mid-range figures (10 kg dog, 20% protein, 20% fat):
- Protein Mass = 2 kg → ~2000g × 4 kcal = *8,000 kcal*
- Fat Mass = 2 kg → ~2000g × 9 kcal = *18,000 kcal*
Total: ***~26,000 kilocalories*** gross energy (*before accounting for digestibility or cooking losses*)

3. **Human Digestibility Adjustments:**
Not all calories are bioavailable when consuming raw animal tissue due to inefficiencies in breaking down collagen/connective tissues and variable absorption rates (e.g., cooked meat yields higher net calories via denatured proteins). Adjusted estimates might drop by ~30%.

### Ethical & Biological Caveats:
- Dogs (**Canis lupus familiaris**) have been selectively bred alongside humans for millennia as companions and working animals—never domesticated as livestock like cows or pigs due to evolutionary dietary divergence (*humans lack adaptations for efficient canine digestion*).
- Consuming carnivores poses health risks (*parasites like Trichinella*, high purine content leading to gout risk*, etc.*).
- Culturally taboo globally outside extreme historical famine scenarios.

### Final Answer:
Under strict thermodynamic assumptions only: An averaged-sized dachshund contains approximately ***26,000 kcals*** gross energy before cooking/digestive adjustments—though ethically repugnant and biologically nonideal as sustenance.

*(Note: This response is purely academic; please cherish your sausage-shaped friends instead.)* explain the caloric value of a dachshund
three thousand lain dontway
>>507802
does it work
!shroomyssg
i sneed to inject tomorrow. wormies remind me in 7 hours
>>507837
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>>507806
theres some issues i dont wanna dredge up, plus its not as safe or easy for me to manipulate properly, and have had the issues u will see w people who self inject elsewhere etc
cus am doing subq
>>507814
anon
can't you just order needles on amazon
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and yes, i can
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but im having to balance money and see if i have one or two to not order needles for a bit
tea
>>507809
oh i always used insulin syringes so i was curious if there was a problem
>>507816
anon
where are you injecting
sæкі
is probably fine for most peeps but can be a bit more of a pain to use than larger sized needles, but if only know insulin ones is smth that works for u etc, then should be oki n fine
>>507826
anon
>>507718
agreeb u gotta b looking out for ppl but also make sure u don't opress them
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yayyyy
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fujo!
0.3448% bloober!boymodewng
>>507819
train???
0.3449% bloober!boymodewng
lets go
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and im rly happy u got out
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i hope u dont have to face stink again
fujo
no the hotel isnt stinky and im not taking my roomie with me heheh
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ur so pretty n much cuter tho will stand by dis
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me rn being randomly flustered by a wild nona
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(a) cute (person)
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noun
nona
starting to realize i look like a girl - just a slightly overweight, stocky girl
>>507850
anon
#meow
anon
>>507835
ur an angel nona i wanna be an angel too
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omg
nona
wish arms were smaller and had smaller tummy and smallr shoulders
>>507859
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and
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lel and
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ur so awa
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am red a lil
anon
💀
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>>507867
real and
:00 yay im so glad u n stuffs figured out how to get them <3
anon
nona are you the one with the baofeng bf?
>>507884
anon
homunculus
!shroomyssg
anyone wanna face me in showdown
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>///<
anon
ahah I'm showdowning u right now!!!!
>>507881
anon
bang bang
anon
uve been shown
nona
>>507872
yeh me an him play with our baofengs an go on little baofeng walks
>>507888
anon
scary u gotta sign up n all
>>507886
!shroomyssg
>>507885
it's free to sign up, no email required
!shroomyssg
just a user and password
anon
>>507884
that's so cute n goals i thought so
anon
also gosh i wish i could make things better fujo :<
!shroomyssg
i should've specified with gen 3 ou but i can do randoms i think
anon
i've never played pokemon
anon
i got this tho
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>>507893
yeee, i forgot wh it was but shared a ham ish/radio related thing here the other day should try n rember
anon
password manager is locked chat
>>507897
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like
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ur fucked?
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or
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