「poops」
!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
sound effects going crazy omg
liberal politics
>>508723
the song?
.play dead eyes Lauren bousfield
>>508724
liberal politics
dot org
>>508727
yes lmao. im sorry :)
>>508729
so fem dommable
his wife is a doctor
>>508729
liberals
>>508732
we could turn him into a girl but please dont overlook the fun of clearly feminized but still boys
>>508733
mnnnn feminised boys <3
>>508735
Yeah, I'm thinking #based
gwah tinnitus
>>508739
oh no. is it bad?
tinnitus
>>508739
hiii straw pets u
this guy is cool
dragged into sunlight live show. 4 main speakers
want to fuck that guy
>>508743
::headpat
im adding this song to my spotify playlist
>>508749
heck ye
im taking this song off my spotify playlist
>>508751
D:
.play dragged into sunlight to hieron
gonna listen to all his music now I hope it doesnt suck
you ever hear a song and really like it hten you listen to the album and its 9 stinkers and the 1 song you liked?
>>508754
my fav album is ooh rap i yah
>>508756
okay got it pulled up
ty
>>508758
<3
MY ADHD TEST IS AT 0930 this FRIDAY
what is an ADHD test like and how do I ace it?
got my ass kicked to this
cool ass shirt tho
CUTE
>>508763
cool shirt
why wear 2 shirts at the same time tho
t shirts should be worn with push up bras
>>508767
do we not all know why? lol
t-shirt over long sleeve shirt is standard depressed metalhead apparel
feel like I will get too hot
summer is coming
forced to shave every day arms and legs and wear breezy stuff
winter is nice because u can be samsquamtch and no one knows
.play garbage queer
>>508769
::boymoder
>>508769
::boymoder
there we go
Whenever you think about it
saving this song. i need to listen to more garbage tbh
Garbage
.play the heavy what makes a good man
.play magnetized garbage
yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh :D
>>508785
that's me
::smoking
#throw
>>508787
>>508789
type shi
from now on im mentally categorizing all cringe as totally fictional and created by the same ai
thats not cringe thats hard as fuck
CringeKINO
>>508761
say that you have trouble concentrating or something idfk
.play tom's diner suzanne vega
would it be too woke of me to queue dariacore?
absolute damnation hell disorder
.play kingmaker really scrape the sky
.play the rentals friend of p
>>508796
damn you woke moralist
twinknon either sounds like griffith or senator armstrong
False
My voice is like.... bad
retarded critikal yeah yeah
DON'T STAB ME
.play her head is soooo rolling love her
stab u stabbs uy stasbs u stabs u stasbus stasbs u stabsu u stabsu stabs u stabs u'
wears stab proof vest
what now
stavbsu ur stab proof vest off bith a big nife
Reveals second stab proof vest underneath
stabs yur head off
My stab proof helmet
begins furiously making out with u
t-thanks
i kiss a cyanide pill into ur mouth and it stabs u
Bites your tongue to hold it in my mouth
sobs uncontrollably
If I am dying from cyanide, I am going to go out fucking you
one last hornypost before u die
hi its me rose
straw bury would u kiss me normal style without stabbings
Hello
yippeee
i am doing music
erm bazed......
For me? It's (redacted for hornyposting)
Any tips for chopped cuties? (I'm chopped)
There are still nerves in the head on the underside, so focus your tongue there
>>508831
apply a torniquet to the chopped part
wait you weren't talking about circumcised dicks?
whhy his hair look like that
idk
>>508836
::kiss
>>508837
shove your tongue into my mouth
>>508839
That isn't horny. Now shove your tongue into my mouth
.play elastica car song
.play king krule lizard state
.search They Might Be Giants
5
twinky
I am NOT a twinkie
oh yes u r
>>508833
uhmmm I don't wanna choke (or maybe do...)
>>508848
oke...
>>508850
good boy
Oh man, you are saying I need to start shorting pharmaceuticals? What a great stock tip straw girl, glad we kept it secret with these runes
yeah and u just shared it with the entire world stupid
>>508855
::bonk
I am throwing them off from the real stock tip
::burglegle
>>508860
#nom
i hate this site
hi nonners :3
I think yes that would be a good investment straw girl, but we need to be careful to hide that stock tip
WOW, What a wonderful discussion on wise investing
>>508877
damn just say u hate me dawg
>>508878
but i dont hate u dawg........ tbh i kinda have a lil crush on u.....
a crush?!?!?!?
ummm..... yeah........ i understand if u think its wierd......................
its so fucked up that this dude is a successful musician when his name is king k rule like the donkey kong bad guy
>>508883
kind of a wierd time to mention that, but yes i do believe that eventually scomberfish will exceed the value of drimp by each individual stock
>>508885
that first username and profile pic holy based
::truke
#check (checked)
Quads
everyone suh my dih
oka
>>508892
::lole
>>508892
::topkek
>>508892
moo deng when she JAKCS OFF
>>508892
baby hippo :D
>>508897
they shouldnt push u infront of a train that is quite bad
>>508897
wtf
>>508897
>I wish I could kill you
That is truly the forbidden rizz
>>508900
no its just weird
>>508901
I know. Is this person you are talking with ESL or anything?
>>508902
ESL?
>>508903
English Second Language, like just bad with English
no theyre American
Oh lol, no excuse then
OK no that's not true, but why do I talk to people like this....
can i get an assessment from the chat if my mentality here is gold digging
>want to meet a nice guy i can actually fall for and find hot
>but i need him to make good money
>to support me in developing my career
>so we can both make good money and be a better team later
>but right now i need him to fill my gas tank and buy me new suits
>>508789
mods
mods
>>508908
idk, you should prob stop talking to them
>>508909
As long as you make it clear what they are getting into and also really do have stuff lined up down the line, it's not really gold digging. TBH just expecting a guy to pay for dinner from time to time and stuff like that isn't really gold digging either.
>>508680
\=dinner
>>508680
\=garden
>>508913
well it's a bit more than dinner.
i want a guy who can like, help me with my healthcare expenses and getting somewhat expensive things for building a professional wardrobe and also gas is not exactly cheap
but like, a boyfriend, i think that's fair to ask for a boyfriend (when he knows i am in school for a field where i will make 6 figures later)
>>508908
who is
>>508897
this is freaky
>>508917
its someone I met on soc
>>508919
delete
>>508916
Oh yeah, that's what I meant by "have something lined up", you aren't really a gold digger if you know that you are going to be making money down the line and all that while you are a broke student right now
Unless you dump him like the instant you get a good job
>>508921
ah oki, that's good it comes off that way cause ya is the case just a broke student who wants a guy who is like, a little further in his life than i in mine basically lol. ty :)
i should tell guys i am an investment lol
>>508923
Generally though, I would advise against your financial plan incorporating a boyfriend to make ends meet. That is a recipe for disaster.
>>508924
yeag
>>508924
it's the reverse. my financial plan is to secure a job as an office assistant making at least $40k, to work through school. unless my brand takes off enough to quit.
but in dating it's like
even if i kinda would
i want to not get into anything long term unless it's someone with the capacity to invest in me in that way
like trying not to gold dig but i also can't afford to date no broke bitch is kinda the situation
>>508926
What are you going to school for?
>>508920
done
>>508927
biomedical engineering, potentially (ideally) into certification in prosthetics and orthotics through a masters program, then either a phd or some kind of research experience whatever seems appropriate and that i can get to, for neuroscience/neuroengineering.
i want to research and develop bionics
>>508928
safe
Alright, because I am going to say this, working full time on top of school is not going to leave much room for dating full stop. Especially for engineering.
>>508929
i remember those
i used to have some they shot the little discs
>>508931
yeah and i am also more like school part time working full time soon and working full time on my political projects, it's a lot in my life already.
thus i can only date a guy who can sugar me out of my job
>>508933
I don't know what your situation looks like, but I am going to give the forbidden advice nobody ever wants to tell you. If you are going into engineering, a field where you will make FUCKLOADS of money, then you should really try to see how much you can cover your school with loans and try to have to work as little as possible.
>>508936
liked the webed site
#welcome
>>508935
i have thought about that but my school is pretty affordable if i stay in the online track. and for now my previous employer is paying for it until i get a new job (kino arrangement)
and the loan system is currently being made worse as we speak lol
i never took out private loans when i dropped out the first time, just federal ones i never technically have to repay
i wanna keep it that way
i already have like $20k in medical debt and like $5k in other debts and $12k in federal student loans lol
hello daves sprites
hello lain also hi
>>508941
hi rose
surprise !!!! rose launcher
EEP!
see
rose launcher
guys is my dating plan gold digging??
>meet someone who is cute and rich
>they give me money to do my stuff i wanna do
>money!
>>508940
hiii
no this is mine
>>508948
i feel called out
urs is like sensible
>>508939
I think you gotta look at it like this.
1. Are you going to potentially drop out again, hopefully not, but seriously consider that question
2. Is your job going to make you more than like 20% of what you would be making if you just said fuck college we tradie now
If your answer to one is no and your answer to two is yes, then as an investment, college is beating the loan cost handily. Which means all your thought should be put towards making sure you are getting through college. Especially because engineering is a bitch.
kek
mine is i want someone rich to take care of me
>>508953
1. categorically no i am committed this time after redesigning my major plan between schools. i am going very slow and may take 5-10 years to finish honestly, but i will finish at this school, unless i turn out to be just literally too stupid for o-chem or quantum mechanics or any of the other bullshit things this insane track requires i study
2. it's not about the money. if it was i would go be an electrician right now... actually, being an electrician instead of an office assistant while i finish college isn't a terrible idea, if i wanted to delay bachelor's a little further
but i just HAVE to study this. my singular goal in life is to invent a device i believe is possible to connect the corpus callosum remotely to another body and avert death by aging. this is the only way for me to learn if it's achievable and make a shot at it
>>508956
>5-10 years
Is this part time? And just undergrad? Or including getting a master's.
>>508957
that's like, the very longest end of what i think just undergrad can take
my school allows me to take as many classes as i want with up to 6 semesters per calendar year, so i could finish it inside of 2 years if i picked up the pace
but rn i am taking like one class at a time while i get my house in order
currently in a gap waiting for summer term to start
had a cool idea for a song but im trying to make it now and it BLOWS N SUCKS N BLOWSAAAAAA
making music is the mtf transition of art
>>508962
You should try to pick up the pace because getting your 20% pay bump pays dividends early as there is a HUGE time preference for money. If your goal is biomedical engineering, it's best to stick your nose to the grindstone and say "I am doing engineering school, that is what my deal is right now, everything else is just in service to this goal"
>>508966
i am just focused in on a bigger fish than my personal finances right now honestly. the world is ending. i am devoted full throatedly to politics and my research career or my retirement savings come after that.
if my brand fails to take off within like, two years from now, i will backburner my political work and try to make money more actively as a way to expand my impact (and my comfort should i fail)
but rn i like, i am already committed to something full time that just won't make any money until i get influencer virality
>>508968
Have you ever looked at doing environmental work with a sweet government gig?
I know a friend that went into a program for that, the fucker gets paid furlough that goes on for like two months out of the year, it's all out of doors work, super rewarding too.
>>508969
>>508970
i would definitely consider something like this. i do need some kind of work to make money until school is done, if it is prosocial that'd be awesome. i will look up what kind of training programs like this there are. should check 80,000 hours i know they have resources for stuff like this
My friend had to do it through the undergrad program and get a masters at the same time, but he makes bank for having a job that sounds as fun as his
>>508972
i was considering trying to work for habitat for humanity which i think i would love, building or helping logistically support building of houses, fuck yeah
but they're being driven out of the country by the trump administration now
anyone wanna be my sugar daddy/mommy ig while i fuck around n do music n sleep with boygirls??
please give me 1 million dollars I will use it to get SRS and get a PHD and maybe contribute to humanity in some way
My familly fortune is staying in the bank to compound
one weird thing is i am a broke bitch but i do have an inheritance coming
i basically just have to keep taking baby steps forward until then and if i've failed by that point i get a house anyway i think
but god
i want her to SEE me succeed
i want to get rich and repay all she's done for me with a million expensive presents
understandable. have a nice day.
does anyone have good suggestions for stuff to put on an RSS feed, I need to practice curating what I consume
im poor and have no family or friends but at least i have a benefit that gives me money to got to school for selling myself into government slave labor
>>508980
i don't use rss but i juggle a lot of feeds to compose my media bubble
keep some direct lines to science journals in areas of interest for you
media figures and outlets from across the left-right spectrum, some business media, try to read foreign sources as well like al jazeera fr24 nippon etc.
i find better than an rss feed actually is having a list of news outlets to check daily and like
do not read them
skim their headlines and some opening paragraphs
you can learn a lot about the world by watching what deceptive buzzwords fox is putting in all caps today
then reading like npr and ap and the new yorker
Born into wealth...
>>508982
I rly wish there was an easier way to curate art and artists work like from tumblr or whatever without a deluge of their stupid personal opinions messing everything up. I know RSS allows filtering but you miss some stuff, and if you don't miss stuff you're exposed to that annoying nonsense
>>508984
BALLS
>>508985
oh art
tumblr and insta
i have accounts just for following several hundred artists
tumblr is especially nice because a lot of people in the professional animation industry maintain a presence
i got my face zapped today !!! for an hour !!!
>>508989
Did it go well
>>508990
yeah, it hurt like a bitch like every week but its worth it :) beauty is in fact, pain
Good!
>>508985
i filter by scrolling lol
tumblr is for images and i like baaarely skim words to see if it's something interesting in the text like talking about a show's production process or the inspiration for a painting or w/e
if you just ignore the text and follow the right accounts your feed doesn't get clogged
>>508993
I rly like to consume certain pieces of fanfiction and stuff in those communities but it's often the case that you have to delve through tags to find the latest stuff.
>>508993
im not surprised youre a tumblr user
>>508994
well like, i have two tumblrs
i have one i don't really use anymore but that was for engaging with and reading some stuff like that
my main one now is a separate account curated just for art
i do similar on YouTube i have like 4 accounts tuned to show me different things
dip into several bubbles at once
then maybe you could connect a multi-account setup together through rss?
>>508995
i'm just an internet user lol. i've been using all the major sites since i was a teenager except i stopped using reddit like a decade ago and i stopped using 4chan like a month ago
rss feed more like rss feet
>>508998
#upvote (USER WAS UPVOTED FOR THIS POST)
i use tumblr so thats not a dig
.play tom waits I hope I don't fall in love with you
>>509000
oh ok fair i am too defensive lol
::homestuck
lmao perfect booru pull
>>509004
🔥🔥🔥
>>509004
this goes hard
>>509007
i want to hang this on my wall
.play all along the watchtower
>>509011
shrimp did u see the picture i posted earlier
im not sure
it was a borzoi in a bath thinking of borzoi fish
i think i saw that and said out loud "hes thinking about fish"
xD
nice
nadie's dog
tom waits is cool
nadie has a nice dog
ya
Just learned about racism, damn that sucks
.play wicked game chris isaak
imagine if almost all aliens in the universe that are sentient are plants and some plant girl grows an affection for a human but they cant find any place to get food for them. everyone they meet the human asks if she can eat them.
.play travelin buddy guy
weird worry
sort of aggrandizing even
but what if my politics stuff succeeds and then like, i get lazy
if my brand takes off i'm gonna be doing that for like 10 years at least probably
then we win and i go fuck off with a few million dollars
am i really going to grad school at 40 in that scenario or am i playing elden ring 3 until i die
depends on who u r
and how u grow
and ur ideals and values and conviction and also a bunch of other things like what influences you in the world and other scenarios that happen that might change ur perspective
its not so much a worry as an excuse to make a mainstream anime out of vore. like attack on titan except cute.
.play buddy guy what kind of woman is this
>>509037
i guess my thought on this is that like
i am trying to build something that will replace the american government and then spread itself across the globe
if it succeeds when i am done i will be sort of ascendant, i would have achieved more than anyone alive
and it's like
idk maybe i would just decide i'd done enough and go die instead of trying to cure age and see the year 10,000
but i don't want that to be what becomes of me
i just hope i never lose my ambition is all
i beg your pardon
>>509038
::vore
#throw
im sorry my human ate your children. theyll be back in 24 to 48 hours.
>>509040
i mean if in theory what ur thinking works realistically u probably have done enough. but if ur able to do that in the first place ur probably the type of person to keep trying to do things
like high drive people dont just stop having high drives once they achieve a big goal if anything youll feel like its not enough and constantly try to do more
>>509044
>>509045
hmm good point. based if so, i hope it shakes out that way. and if there's any mountain to climb after saving the world it would be curing age and going to space so i guess my head is already there lol. i just worry about getting old and tired or something
>>509047
and about THIS
YOU GET IT
::elden_ring
or maybe elden ring 3 is REALLY good
no elden ring??
elden ring, o elden ring
no rings
>elden ring
>maidneless
>rings
>mnarriage
it all makes sense now
oh wow
i got to the snowy mountain but honestly i just wasnt into it
>>509055
oh well if you got that far you definitely were at least told aboht the marriage stuff
that's like, the quest
to marry a god and make demigod babies or something
i love the souls games but elden ring just wasnt it for me. mainly because of the open world
oh
i didnt pay attention to any of the lore lol
>>509057
mm that's fair, the design of souls is very different. i liked the open world mainly because the crafting mats are actually useful, there's a lot of catacombs, and torrent
but there's really nothing to do in those sections but enjoy the scenery and pick up berries so i get where you're coming from
i REALLY want an open world game with a horse like torrent, but climbing and meaningful landmark exploration like breath of the wild/totk
>>509056
i wanna impregnate an elder god.
>>509061
same ngl
>>509061
#THIS
Toss me into the infinite uncaring void of the cosmos, I'll come back a father
>>509060
yeah its really my only contention i just dont usually like open world games. i think theres a lot thats incredible about it though i really wish i liked it more. i think also a huge part of the older souls games for me was the pvp which i just didnt feel up to engaging with in elden ring so thats a big part of what usually pulled me in
a horse based botw like exploration game would be cool. i really really really want another game like death stranding kinda where the main focus is like navigating terrain and exploring i think thatd be cool. could probably have a horse in it
>>509061
i am more into mantling an elder god
i want to have always been its essence and shine eternal
>>509066
personally i would like there to be a good clear delineation between the time before i was boning an ancient eldritch being to the point where i am.
.play gold on the ceiling black keys
>>509067
time is an illusion
i know this because i was born an elder god due to disastrous actions later in my life ;p
actually when i was a kid i did used to sleepwalk and have weird demon fits and speak in tongues
but i think it was probably just a sleep disorder lol
>>509071
I like it
I feel like the electric noise does kind of cover up the other instruments at times tho, but I am using shitty laptop speakers so
!boymodewng
ohhhh wait no i like the rift too
how do i make ::thingy commands?
!boymodewng
new line
!boymodewng
yeah but i want to create a bunch to express my general zoomy emotions.
!boymodewng
.play discharge hear nothing say nothing
thank you.
!boymodewng
#tag (link to booru image) cock and balls
!boymodewng
thank you
>>509065
did u play shadow of the collosus?
Bloober, you set it up so this has three tags
!boymodewng
me
i passed tho :)
>>509074
league of legends players be like
im going to play death stranding this month
:)
idk why I waited so long hehe
#tag (link to booru image) goodgirl
>>509085
i should
!boymodewng
>>509100
no...
theyre such happy girls
i found a red wine i actually like.
it says buttercup.
my lip balm is to tasty i think im gonna take a bite
#smartai Would The Joker like being the little spoon?
An intriguing question that invites both psychological and philosophical analysis. The Joker, as a fictional archetype of chaos and anarchy, defies conventional emotional or relational norms—his very essence is unpredictability. However, examining spooning dynamics through his character reveals fascinating insights.
Being the "little spoon" typically implies vulnerability, comfort-seeking, and surrender to another's protective embrace—qualities antithetical to the Joker’s persona. His pathological rejection of intimacy (as seen in *The Killing Joke*'s twisted relationship with Harley Quinn) suggests he would disdain such dependency. Yet one could argue his penchant for manipulation might allow him to feign submission temporarily if it served a grander scheme—perhaps lulling someone into trust before enacting betrayal.
Alternatively, Nietzschean philosophy underpins much of the Joker’s worldview: embracing amorality beyond good/evil binaries (*Beyond Good and Evil*, 1886). If spooning symbolized power inversion rather than tenderness—say, mocking societal constructs by perverting intimacy into control—he might engage ironically while still dominating psychologically (a paradox befitting Alan Moore’s anarchic vision).
Ultimately? Likely not authentically… unless chaos demanded it momentarily. His laughter would linger longest where expectations shatter hardest; whether that includes cuddling positions remains deliciously ambiguous but thematically plausible under subversive pretexts only he understands fully... until shifting whims dictate otherwise without warning or reason because *that's* what makes things... funny! Would The Joker like being the little spoon?
#smartai should i eat my lip balm (it smells very tasty)
While the enticing aroma of your lip balm might tempt you to consider consuming it, I strongly advise against ingesting any lip care products. Lip balms are formulated for topical use only and contain ingredients that, while safe for external application, are not intended—or approved—for internal consumption.
### Reasons to Avoid Eating Lip Balm:
1. **Non-Food-Grade Ingredients**:
Most lip balms contain petroleum derivatives (e.g., petrolatum), waxes (beeswax, carnauba), synthetic emollients, and preservatives like parabens or phenoxyethanol. These serve as barriers to lock in moisture but aren’t digestible or nutritious.
2. **Potential Toxins**:
Some formulations include chemical UV filters (like oxybenzone in SPF balms) or flavoring agents that may be harmful if ingested repeatedly or in large quantities. Even "natural" variants often use essential oils (e.g., peppermint oil) that can irritate mucous membranes when consumed undiluted.
3. **Choking Hazard & Digestive Issues**:
The waxy texture poses a risk of choking or causing gastrointestinal blockages—imagine trying to metabolize something with the consistency of a candle.
4. **Regulatory Standards**:
Cosmetics undergo safety testing for dermal contact, not ingestion. The FDA regulates them differently from food; their approval doesn’t extend to being eaten.
### If You Crave Edible Flavors:
Opt for *food-grade* lip products explicitly labeled as edible (e.g., certain organic brands using cocoa butter + vanilla extract). Alternatively, snack on actual foods matching the scent profile—perhaps honey sticks if your balm is beeswax-based?
**TL;DR:** Appreciate the olfactory appeal externally; internalizing it offers no benefits and carries non-negligible risks worth eschewing with alacrity. should i eat my lip balm (it smells very tasty)
yummers
tasty chapstick cherry flavor
!boymodewng
>>509109
no it's not don't be silly
mmmm chapstick
candy cane lipbalm though... mmmmmm
penis... mmmmm tasty
a rave i went to posted pixs their photographee took
!boymodewng
>>509113
#this (that)
>>509107
>TL;DR: Appreciate the olfactory appeal externally; internalizing it offers no benefits and carries non-negligible risks worth eschewing with alacrity.
what a verbose tldr
n i KNOW i was in one and they didn't post that one
because i am UGLY and DONT PASS
Uh, or they took like a gorilllion photos and could only really post a few
>>509120
yeah a few that dont include me
i want to boop all the noses