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straw bury
faggot!
anon
Maybe
straw bury
#8ball (no)
straw bury
fuck
anon
I have relationships with women, and sex with men. I am NOT gay
anon
.play that means your gay svu
lain from computers
.play that means youre suv , car big
lain from computers
straw bury
hes bobbing and weaving
lain from computers
.skip (voted to skip this video)
lain from computers
anon
I have bruises all over my leg and I don't know why
sæкі
i found out truke is just this pic
sæкі
idk if i should merge or delete truke tho
>>512764
sæкі
anyway, goodnight and have great day or the sweetest of dreams
>>512769
anon
have a good sleep!
sæкі
im recovering from the stress keeping me up yesterday for so long
straw bury
>>512766
go to SLEEP already silly *tucks u in aggressively*
anon
>>512770
I am going to wrap you in a blanket if you don't SLEEP
sæкі
zzzzzz z z z z . . . .
straw bury
-w-
sæкі
<3
baibai fr fr this time
sæкі
i hug blahaj n daydream into dreams
anon
#ai give me a long monologue detailed response woke up to a strange blue liquid that ruptured under the bathroom sink wtf happened?

ok so you woke up to some weird blue liquid under the sink. sounds like either a leaking pipe or maybe some kind of cleaner burst open. check if the pipes are wet or if there’s corrosion—could be a pinhole leak. if it’s cleaner, look for a busted bottle. the blue color might be from dishwasher detergent, toilet cleaner, or something like that. if it’s slippery or smells chemical, def don’t touch it barehanded. wipe it up with gloves and paper towels, ventilate the area, and figure out where it came from before it causes damage. if the leak’s from the pipes, that’s a bigger issue—might need to shut off the water and call a plumber. give me a long monologue detailed response woke up to a strange blue liquid that ruptured under the bathroom sink wtf happened?
anon
#ai my existence is a momentary lapse in reason

cope. reality's a joke and we're all in on it. keep walking. my existence is a momentary lapse in reason
>>512779
rose
>>512778
i got the DNA of gothic lemons, shredded 13 times out of 11
rose
#ksay hello all it is me rose orlando
derrick_fan
#welcome
rose
hiii derrick, kisses u with tongue
rose
derrickfan
rose
DF
rose
DF
rose
hiii twinkanon
anon
rose
i wonder what that says... i hope its nice and polite
anon
I am just sending super secret message
>>512792
anon
rose
idont have runereader installed rn this sucks
anon
You don't?
anon
My messages are truly secret
rose
;-;
shrimp
oph ym good nes gracious
>>512806
anon
I don't have rune reader either
anon
Because I don't read runes
anon
>>512801
Are you SPYING on us?
Trying to get ahold of our secret stock tips
>>512807
straw bury
>>512806
dont worry i have been posting fake information regarding zooperfish price predictions to throw them off our trail
>>512808
anon
Yes yes, that is just a little stock tip for you
straw bury
i did not expect DRIMPFSH to have this success so quickly
anon
>>512819
no but not anything wrong with that...
anon
#ai resay Otacon's quote to Solid Snake aboard the Metal Tanker but replace the shirtless men pics with armpit pitctures where Otacon says "Not that there's anything wrong with it if you like looking at that"

here's how it'd go:

"you were looking at pictures of armpits on the military network again, huh? not that there's anything wrong with it if you like looking at that. we've all got our own thing, just don't get caught next time." resay Otacon's quote to Solid Snake aboard the Metal Tanker but replace the shirtless men pics with armpit pitctures where Otacon says "Not that there's anything wrong with it if you like looking at that"
nonners
opworm delete this site pleaase
anon
Oh wait wrong person
rose
need someone to huff my pits while groping me tbh
rose
thatd fix me
7amad
nazi femboy
7amad
peak northerness
rose
>>512831
twinkanon if i was a femboy would you make me your woman??
>>512836
anon
>>512832
I'm from the Deep South because America is the only place that exists
>>512840
rose
what if i insisted i was a boy tho
>>512839
anon
>>512842
Yes, I would care a little.... but I would still make sure to (redacted for hornyposting) you enough that you start saying otherwise
rose
well yeah thats what i want, the saying im a boy thing is just so you push harder into me being a woman :3
anon
>>512844
The current simulation wasn't prepared for the intensity of another layer of AI within the simulation, it's breaking right now, please don't be rude about it
derrick_fan
wasnt prepared for this huge cock either
>>512848
derrick_fan
hell yeah
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I FUCKING HATE NEW TECHNOLOGYT SO FUCKING
>>512859
0.3630% bloober!boymodewng
MUCH
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IT'
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SO FUCKING ANNOYING
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WHY THE FUCK
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IS IT TAKING ME MORE THAN 5 MINUTES TO SET UP A NEW FUCKING PRINTER
>>512858
0.3635% bloober!boymodewng
I SHOULD JUST BE ABLE TO PLUG IT IN AND PRINT
0.3636% bloober!boymodewng
WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED A FUCKING APP JUST TO BE ABLE TO PRINT A PICTURE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING ALIGNMENT I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING. JUST LET ME FUCKING PRINT.
>>512860
7amad
thats what i do
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>>512860
no i went to staples cuz they had the online print thing
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and i get there and she goes "oh it's a huge queue it's gonna take like an hour" you know to print like the ONE FUCKING PAGE I NEED FOR A RETURN
derrick_fan
hey chat
derrick_fan
starting now
0.3639% bloober!boymodewng
so i said okie sure not her fault and i bought a printer because i was mad
derrick_fan
.play redoin
derrick_fan
#welcome
derrick_fan
peak brainworms core
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>>512858
it's not just new printers th
rose
>>512865
oki i am staying so still rn
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tho
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it's everything
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everything needs an app
>>512883
0.3644% bloober!boymodewng
sign up for this
0.3645% bloober!boymodewng
review this
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hey do you want to review
0.3647% bloober!boymodewng
please review
0.3648% bloober!boymodewng
please
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i FUCKING HATE IT
0.3650% bloober!boymodewng
it's so stupid and worthless
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the last time i got this triggered was when i was looking at buying a new car
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i am uninstalling this app out of pettiness once i print the literal one page i need
anon
Isn't there just a QR code to scan to do it online?
anon
If you are at a pllace
0.3653% bloober!boymodewng
no
0.3654% bloober!boymodewng
there's a subscription service for ink now
>>512893
0.3655% bloober!boymodewng
i'm gonna kill mmyself
anon
Luckily I got a printer from like a decade and a half ago
7amad
>>512890
I think there’s piracy for that
7amad
not sure
0.3656% bloober!boymodewng
god is good it took 30 mminutes but now i can finally print the one page i needed
derrick_fan
i got a printer from the neolithic era, its called a brain and a chalk and a wall
0.3657% bloober!boymodewng
ok but it's a return for amazon i needed the bar code...
rose
i got a printer from the cumoltic era its called my balls
7amad
I have a printer that has maybe been around for two decades, but I prefer writing things down myself far more
7amad
It’s enjoyable
7amad
I also like whipping if you cant tell
rose
whats an amad and why are there 7 of them btw??
>>512903
7amad
>>512902
7 is a stand in for ح, since most northerners suck at pronouncing it, H is the closest thing for that in english. So it’s Hamad actually
>>512911
derrick_fan
twinkanon i have bad news
>>512906
0.3658% bloober!boymodewng
anyone who suggests that there should be an app for a hardware device to work should be taken out back and shot. I support full public executions for those people. i don't want a fucking app to use my dishwasher. When the fuck am i gonna be out of the house and be like I wanna run a load of dishes from outside of the fucking house. Why the fuck is that a feature why do i wanna know that my dishwasher is out of fucking soap? I CAN JUST LOOK.
derrick_fan
didnt get wax strips today......was working.....
>>512909
7amad
Hamad is an arabic name
rose
because i wanna huff u?
rose
duh
derrick_fan
but im gross and hairy and disgusting
rose
ur not disgusting ur incredibly pretty
derrick_fan
but im hairy
derrick_fan
and i hate it
rose
awww :(
anon
What time is it in Britland?
rose
17:38
rose
WAIT OH MY GOD ITS 1738
anon
>>512923
Sort of like cccchamad or like you sort of rolling it in your mouth a bit
>>512931
rose
IM LIKEH EY WHATS UP HELLO
derrick_fan
HOLY SHIT
derrick_fan
OMG
derrick_fan
.PLAY TRAP QUEEN
rose
derrick_fan can we make out?
>>512936
derrick_fan
TWINKANON I GOT ALL MY WORK DONE THO!!!! AND I JUST SUBMITTED IT
>>512935
anon
>>512931
Okay, then I think I understand how to pronounce it
anon
>>512932
Hell yeah, I know you were about to finish up with your coursework
anon
>>512922
There might be a drugstore still open, don't know if they sell wax strips
derrick_fan
i think its closed
derrick_fan
at least the closest one near me
derrick_fan
and i dont wanna go all the fucking way into town to buy one thing when its almost 6
>>512943
anon
Yeah, you'd be driving a bit in the dark and everything
derrick_fan
nah its like a 15 min walk
>>512944
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>>512940
bruh you're six hours ahead that's crazy
anon
>>512942
>15 minute walk
15 minutes is a long walk in britain but 15 years is a short time
>>512947
derrick_fan
its also not dark
0.3660% bloober!boymodewng
respect tho i hate living outside of town :(
derrick_fan
>>512944
its literally such a boring fucking walk and im cozy
anon
Alright, but I am going to hold you to it tomorrow
>>512950
0.3661% bloober!boymodewng
twinkanon i am getting shwarmma bowl :D
>>512953
derrick_fan
i guess.....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Inshallah
>>512960
derrick_fan
.play yoker limmys show
derrick_fan
.skip (video skipped)
0.3663% bloober!boymodewng
limmy is very funny
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sounds like how a britbong would call a limousine
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>>512957
do you like the david guy too david and peep or whatever
derrick_fan
who the fuck is that
derrick_fan
OH
derrick_fan
you mean peep show
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>512960
No way, Twomad got a sequel
derrick_fan
yeah ive seen some of it its v funny
derrick_fan
.play wrong way down a one way street limmy show
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Mayhaps I should watch something other than Postal movie to get my Zack Ward fix
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>512972
That's scary wtf
lain from computers
::thats scary
lain from computers
no way
lain from computers
::idk scary
lain from computers
::i_dont_know
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>512976
Shut mouth Jams
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play bottom gear experience
shrimp
fuckin yorker
shrimp
yoker
shrimp
i cane unerand aething es aying
derrick_fan
omg shrimps here hi shrimp!!!!!!
>>512995
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
RIchard Hammond is a trans man
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shramp
derrick_fan
>>512992
hello shrimp can i put you inside of my mouth with lots of water
>>512996
shrimp
>>512994
shrimp are friends not food
derrick_fan
yes i know
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
::shirmp
derrick_fan
you can hang out in my mouth
shrimp
im not falling for this trick again
derrick_fan
my teeth are very flat they are not pointy i promise
>>513007
shrimp
flat for crushing my shell
derrick_fan
rats.....ive been figured out
anon
I promise that I am not secretly a pelican storing you in my pelican pouch to digest later
tea (phone)
i learned that the weird drink i have has 125mg of caffeine
>>513014
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>513011
I know a copypasta that goes like this
derrick_fan
>>513011
i can see it you stupid shrimp!!!! i dont need to imagine it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Charged Lemonades, they banned my fucking liquid
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Mouthwashing reference
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I need to fucking uhhhh rewatch Postal movie
derrick_fan
ive watched this video way too many times when i was 14
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love it so much
0.3666% bloober!boymodewng
i've deceided mmy limit is vaccums.
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if mmy new vaccumm clearner needs an app to start up and work I will kill myself
>>513036
tea (phone)
i dont drink much caffeine usually
>>513035
nonners
.play jesse we need to
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me putting my dick into vacuum cleaner
nonners
ery nice
derrick_fan
.play top 20 weirdest things found in food they will kill you
anon
.play I'm the joker baby
derrick_fan
.play 7 crazy things to happen on a plane they will kill you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
fuck cars
anon
>>513027
Oh I wonder what you are like when you are full of caffeine
>>513039
anon
>>513026
lmao, that would actually the funniest shit tho
derrick_fan
i cant handle a 12 minute fucking video of bottom gear
nonners
.skip (voted to skip this video)
derrick_fan
.skip (voted to skip this video)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.keep (thank you for expressing yourself)
nonners
.SKIP
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No .keep
>>513047
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>513047
Keep deez nuts
anon
I will skip in like a minute
>>513050
derrick_fan
>>513049
what if i kissed you to do it now
derrick_fan
i win
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fuck
derrick_fan
>>513051
MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAHHHH
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No Rose here, you know what dat means
>>513058
nonners
.play look who decided to leave his room
derrick_fan
hell yes!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Be like
derrick_fan
you see ivan, when you put finger in front of hand, you have perfect accuracy out of fear of shoot finger
nonners
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
Number 14, Burger King Foot Lettuce
nonners
DISGUSTING
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Number 15: car crash
nonners
wtf was that
nonners
why was there a jumpscare
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I can't take this guy seriously
anon
jumpscare in the frog in vegetable bag video
derrick_fan
i love this video so much
anon
>>513072
One of the peak content mills
derrick_fan
no its
derrick_fan
BAKED BEANS
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
BAKED beans
anon
>>513075
No, this guy has been around for a while
derrick_fan
this was made in 2017 i think
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
BEANS BEANS BEANS
derrick_fan
2018
anon
>>513077
True, it's also not a good time to sexually harass you and make you flustered at work
derrick_fan
this was peak clickbait youtube era
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This shit sucks
derrick_fan
its amazing
no.528
this shit sucks pretty bad
nonners
.SKIP
anon
clickbaitGODs won
derrick_fan
WHORE GAY FUENTES
anon
>>512984
why do all three species of englishmen all exhibit extreme transphobia???
>>513095
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
He's so Randal coded in this movie
derrick_fan
this is one of the best videos of all time
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
BEANS
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
A RAZORRR
derrick_fan
A RAZOR
derrick_fan
TOIOTH
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
A HUMAN TOOOTH
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bro it's just food, it's not true crime bro calm down
derrick_fan
NUMBER 15 SNAKE HEAD
anon
>>513102
No it isn't, but tbh I might be crazy, I like Henry as a boys name, it's kind of cute
>>513106
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>Florida Of course
derrick_fan
WE ARE ABOUT TO HIT NUMBER 12
derrick_fan
I REPEAT
derrick_fan
WE ARE ABOUT TO HIT NUMBER 12
nonners
skip this shit
anon
>>513106
I go by my last name normally, which I cannot say lest I get name doxxed
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No, I wanna see
no.528
don't hit number 12 she didn't do anything wrong she's innocent
derrick_fan
CHAT CHAT CHAT
derrick_fan
PREPARE YOURSELF
derrick_fan
WE ARE ABOUT TO GET TO THE BEST PART OF THE VIDEO
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ken Weissodixxsplmakas
derrick_fan
NUMBER 12
0.3671% bloober!boymodewng
IT TOOK ME 30 MINUTES TO SET UP AND PRINT ONE SINGLE PAGE. I THINK I WANT TO KILL THE CEO OF HP
>>513128
anon
>>513118
I am something of a skipGOD myself you know
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
SHOW
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
STOP EDGING
anon
.keep (kept)
derrick_fan
NUMBER 12 COCKROACH
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
FUCK
0.3672% bloober!boymodewng
>>513128
no I HAD TO DOWNLOAD A NEW FUCKING APP AND IT WOULDN'T JUST LET MME PRINT
>>513134>>513135
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sounds like an average Popeye's experience
anon
>>513131
Get absolutely fucked lmao
no.528
>>513131
yep makes sense
never ever buy HP printers they suck fucking ass
0.3673% bloober!boymodewng
no i will buy hp printers i think the c-suite team should be murdered. like public executions. and their families because fuck 'emm
>>513139
anon
>>513132
what is the body double theory, where like there are five different Putins
>>513144
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>513132
I'm not Vladimir
no.528
>>513136
>i will buy this product because i hate the people that make it
make it make sense
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
SOAKED in blood
derrick_fan
the DISH
derrick_fan
glass in babyfood
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Baby's first heart attack lol
0.3674% bloober!boymodewng
ouu guess what's on free leech bruh
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