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derrick_fan
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE BIT
straw bury
.play mizmor begging to be lost
anon
oh btw, is femboy anon here?
SadChan🍉🍉
fell scweaming
SadChan🍉🍉
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SadChan🍉🍉
witawwy scweaming wight wow
>>515181
straw bury
.play dragged into sunlight lashed to the grinder and stoned to death
straw bury
lashed to the grindr and boned to death
>>515167
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trying to wake up...
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got up like
straw bury
this is me patting ur head btw
>>515177
anon
me tossing a bucket of ice water onto you btw
>>515179
0.3812% bloober!boymodewng
>>515173
#kill
0.3814% bloober!boymodewng
>>515176
#kill
straw bury
dont kill :(
0.3815% bloober!boymodewng
>>515164
#kill
anon
#hug
0.3816% bloober!boymodewng
mwahahahaha
straw bury
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i havent listened to frank zappa in a gud while i think
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trying to remember when it was
straw bury
is this the guy that sang about how a dyke fucked him so hard that he got erectile dysfunction
>>515197
anon
Getting a searsucker suit
anon
I will be such a genteel southerner
anon
I'll say things like "WWEEELLL I may just be a small time southern lawyah" while snapping my suspenders
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visualizer is cute
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i need to get a crack of the adobe suite again been doing video stuffs
>>515196
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oops
0.3817% bloober!boymodewng
>>515194
>crack
saeki crack is literaly illegal
>>515198
derrick_fan
>>515189
100000% probably im not sure but yes frank zappa would sing about that
straw bury
15546.jpg
::straw bury
i love this image so fucking much and also this song
derrick_fan
I LOVE THIS SONG
straw bury
he wrote this song about me
>>515203
straw bury
yes'm
anon
But it is summer
derrick_fan
>>515209
yeah that 10000% checks out
anon
That ain't me
straw bury
ogey
straw bury
i still need that picture of u with ur whole body covered just so i can see how tall u r
>>515220
derrick_fan
twinkanon i feel like ur built like victor arcane
anon
>>515217
Oh yeah, I need to get back to Baton Rouge so I can wear my boilersuit and motorcycle helmet, that way I can remain fully anonymous
derrick_fan
TGHIS SONG IS SO GOATED I LOVE THIS SONG SM
derrick_fan
ITS SO FUNNY
derrick_fan
>>515219
what do you think of a nice cuffed smart shirt with a knitted vest and some suit trousers with some doc martens
>>515225
anon
>>515224
I want to do something like that yeah, but I fear that I might come off less as "sophisticated" and more as "that dork in college that wears suits around". I do generally dress up, but that might be too far up.
>>515227
derrick_fan
yeah ik ur exact style i fw it so hard for you
>>515230
straw bury
its hands are a great home. they do not create the homes, they themselves are the homes. they are big enough to be lived in and on, u can tell from the symbols on the back of the hand
anon
>>515226
I generally dress up yeah. Usually very uh traditional outfits, but I do have a few out there outfits
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aw
anon
I have a bright yellow jacket with a psychedelic collared shirt and black pants that I like to wear
anon
And also i have my snakeskin cowboy boots
anon
Which is basically what I call "free pussy" because everybody will ask about it so it makes it easy to find people that are interested
straw bury
this album cover is so real
straw bury
i can relate to this album cover
anon
There needs to be a faster version
anon
That's just two frames
straw bury
>>515238
if this is me scratching on my boyfriends door so he lets me in then the faster version is me scratching at the lid of my coffin after i ate all his bread
>>515244
derrick_fan
holy shit this song is great
>>515253
anon
>>515241
>me after eating all the moisture packets in the beef jerky bag
>>515245
straw bury
>>515244
>anon
>1h
>514656
>
> all because if that wasn't the case you could abuse their new freemium currency you earn from watching ads
>
>anon
>1h
>514657
>
> i hate 2025
>
>derrick_fan
>[Transfem]
>1h
>514658
>
> i dont use discord
>
>derrick_fan
>[Transfem]
>1h
>514659
>
> i have an account but i rarely go on it
>
>derrick_fan
>[Transfem]
>1h
>514660
>
> discord is bad
>
>>>514663
>derrick_fan
>[Transfem]
>1h
>514661
>
> brainworms is forever
>
>SadChan🍉🍉
>[Original]
>1h
>514662
>
> I GOT ABUSEDhat in the fuck
straw bury
????????
derrick_fan
omg i got mentioned!
anon
copy pasted the thread
0.3818% bloober!boymodewng
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[Transfem]
7m
515210

>>515207

#smooch
::cuddle

anon
[Twink]
6m
515211

But it is summer

derrick_fan
[Transfem]
6m
515212

>>515209

yeah that 10000% checks out

straw bury
6m
515213

>>515206

is that a picture of u or just what ur wearing also

>>515214
anon
[Twink]
6m
515214

>>515213

Just what I am going to buy
straw bury
lmfaooooo
0.3819% bloober!boymodewng
anon [Twink]
>>515254
anon
0.3819% myWoman
!boymodewng
[Boymoder]
anon
My dad made reservations at a steakhouse on saturday, how do I tell him I blew threw my diet eating profiteroles and petit fours all week so I am prob going to order a salad
anon
>>515259
Is that you in therapy for saying something so fucking deranged
>>515263
anon
>>515261
i dont need therapy. the rest of the qworld needs therapy
0.3821% bloober!boymodewng
#bpdai i don't need therapy. The rest of the world needs therapy.

lol classic. world's a mess but sure, let's blame everyone else. stay winning i guess. i don't need therapy. The rest of the world needs therapy.
anon
>>515265
No Bloober is just a brat in need of correction, unfortunately I am not within proximity of her to do so... sad
anon
Also bloober is like an FSB spy or something
anon
>>515270
When the USSR collapsed, the KGB merged with I forget the acronym for the domestic security service and formed the FSB
>>515274>>515277
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just found out methamph breaks down the blood brain barrier
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weird
0.3823% bloober!boymodewng
wait but tha'ts good we should be breaking down barriers
>>515278
anon
>>515274
erm not really, I just realized I like forget things lol
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i could go into the whole GRU and such stuff but guh
>>515289
anon
Oh yeah, it was the GRU
anon
I only know this because I went to Russia and they explained it to us
straw bury
i have the strongest blood brain barrier known to man my body is a completely seperate entity from the brain in my head, my bbody has 2 more brains in its arms
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ou
anon
like the kind that eat you when it is dark?
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yeah i had to know it as like
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the changeover lead to the problems we see a lot of in the intelligence and cops, there
anon
I imagine Russia still has massive problems with over compartmentalization of all its various orgs like the FSB and the military and such
derrick_fan
i need someone to hug
>>515291
derrick_fan
im feeling better but like sad still but better
anon
>>515288
Wish I could hug you! But you will find a nice sexy man to hug you whenever you need soon enough!
>>515296
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hehe
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i need to play moar mgs ;_;
>>515301
straw bury
what ;w;
anon
>>515296
I am not saying that I think you will, I know you will
anon
BUT I also need to remember to hold you to buying those wax strips!
derrick_fan
on tuesday itll be 2 months since my breakup
0.3824% bloober!boymodewng
>>515294
u need to play more league of legends dummy
>>515308
sæкі
awwww ;<
anon
>>515300
You should, but play the field a bit, find someone really good.
>>515306
sæкі
am gon try, again, soon bwa
>>515307
derrick_fan
>>515304
yeah i only want to test myself and see how things go. i dont want to rush into anything
>>515310
anon
>>515305
You too! You need to start finding someone to mess around with
anon
>>515306
That's how you should approach it, then again relationships are not my strong suit
derrick_fan
im just afraid that i might
derrick_fan
i think i need to listen to have a nice life
>>515313
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oh ye!
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i got
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family owes me some money so had some put on debit n gonna buy CD key
straw bury
i gotta stop listening to this shit when im sad
>>515321
derrick_fan
oh hell yeah
derrick_fan
>>515319
sad music is for feeling sad to
derrick_fan
its why im listening to have a nice life
straw bury
whole croud was headbanging to this in unison lol it was fun
straw bury
*crowd
anon
I think I got a DM and my internet dropped it if you wanna resend
straw bury
now for this song someone tackled me kinda wierd and twisted my arm behind my body and then i got knocked over on my ass and someone stepped on my hand but then they pulled me up and gave me some water so it was cool but my arm still hurts but it was worth it tho good song
>>515333
anon
>>515332
I have never been in a mosh pit, it's a dream of mine but also I am like big and also I don't wanna accidentally injure people
>>515334
straw bury
fair
straw bury
u should just walk through the pit then lol and let people try and knock u over
anon
They are welcome to, that sounds fun tbh
anon
Nah actually I feel like once you are below 5'0, it starts to be an impediment to like daily life
tea
every inch below 5'0 you are more and more subhuman fun fact
>>515345
straw bury
this is when i got fucked up lol
tea
at 4'10 you're about 90% a full person
derrick_fan
i need to get fucked up on pony powder and close my eyes to some shoegaze
derrick_fan
6'1" with my docs and 6'4" with platforms
anon
how tall is lady dimitriscu?
derrick_fan
>>515355
you know it baby, shagadelic!
anon
>>515350
idk, I feel like I am heightblind. I don't notice that people are shorter than me, even though I know they are
>>515367>>515364
straw bury
this is the part where some dude elbowed me in the face and knockekd me over and stepped on my hand and then another dude slammed his ass into my face and put me on mny back and then someone gave me water :3
0.3827% bloober!boymodewng
>>515345
what does this even mean
0.3829% bloober!boymodewng
I'M TALLER
>>515368
tea
>>515358
spoken like a white person saying "im actually colorblind i dont see race"
>>515365
anon
>me responding with tall lives matter when my roommate struggles to reach something in the tallest cabinet
derrick_fan
>>515368
hihihihihihihihihihihihihihhi
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:3
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pretty cuties bwa
0.3831% bloober!boymodewng
or 5'7
straw bury
WATCHIIUIIINGNGGG WAITINGGGGGGG VISIBLEEEEEEE
anon
>>515370
The perfect height for bridal carry
anon
That's like the bridal carry zone
>>515380
derrick_fan
im gonna ask again
derrick_fan
who recommended me to listen to dummy by portisehead
anon
>>515380
6' is also bridal carry territory, but you will have to wrap your arm around my neck and keep your face nestled against my neck
>>515390
straw bury
the child has her mothers eyes
>>515386
0.3832% bloober!boymodewng
>>515385
who is the child and who is the mother and also what is a child and what is a mother
>>515389
tea
look at this person
straw bury
this is the one where he sings about a lesbian called freddy fucking him until his dick doesnt hurt
straw bury
>>515396
me and the 20 bald men standing behind me reading all these posts
>>515399
0.3835% bloober!boymodewng
>>515400
>turned on
tmiiiiii
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hmph
anon
>>515400
Really? just gonna hornypost like that, smh
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ree
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bonk
straw bury
how did he keep every part of himself except that one part of his turban still for the whole video
derrick_fan
>>515399
i cannot imagine ur bald, does not change a thing if you are but i cant imagine you are
>>515411
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trying to decide if i should
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hm
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maybe i could get cod in xbox
>>515415
straw bury
.play machine girl global fandemic
anon
>>515413
Oh damn, I got an xbox at my parent's house, I can play maybe
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its 175 GB on pc just for mp
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have a series s
anon
I have a idk it's not really mine, but it is a decent one
straw bury
im gonna ask my boyfriend if hes into mentally ill transsexual ladyboy latinas
>>515426
0.3836% bloober!boymodewng
The fun begins here
Your reddit streak is really taking off. Go for 5 days!
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yeah
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no*
anon
>>515423
I think it has one, but idk
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if its the tall thing
anon
I am a PC guy
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then its the fancy one
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yeah
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i am too but cod mw is 175 gigs
straw bury
no?
anon
I feel like the term "shemale" and "ladyboy" are misnomers because I will make them my woman. So really, woman is the accurate term.
>>515436
0.3837% bloober!boymodewng
>>515435
>I feel
yeah i bet you do you fricking pervert
straw bury
>>515434
well i gotta be appealing to my chaser boyfriend
derrick_fan
oh
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dis sampler in the vid is the one i own n use . . .
derrick_fan
i dated one for a year and 3 months
>>515448
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same
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SAME
anon
>>515440
I feel like it is strange to be like a chaser. IDK, I am into everybody tbh. Which saves me from the label, just so happens that most people here are FtM.
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yeah
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i mostly date gurls tho am demi so is more abt the person themselves idk
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i should do a set and
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use the dj looper fx for fun stuffs. . .
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or i could trade/sellt my gear for a mk2 bwa
straw bury
>>515457
i honestly disagree, i feel like consumer softproducts prices are only going to go down after that whole presidential rally fiasco
>>515463
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lmfao
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consumer softproducts mentioned
anon
[link removed]
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>->
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waiting for my oven to heat up
>>515470
straw bury
>>515467
can we crouch next to each other and stare at the oven intently without blinking or saying anything >///<
>>515471
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watching it while leaning on each other espec once things are in
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i talked to this guy in IG dms once
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he's interesting, lives in China as i think an american
straw bury
this video makes me feel like im fighting a really badly rendered floating giant eye in a cave while it shoots lazerbeams at me and i hit it a bunch with an ancient sword and block the lazerbeams with my shield
>>515481
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heh
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the background of this is rly crazy like
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places existing like this
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lmao i forgot this has snoop samples too
straw bury
>>515476
this is a reference to lunacid btw lol its all about fighting monsters and shit in a cave while fucking lo-fi hip hop beats to chill and study to plays in the background
derrick_fan
i need music that is empty and soulless
>>515489
derrick_fan
but like music that makes me feel that way
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aw
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i should share n see urs n others mb's playlists
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i havent listened to this one in a while the samples r kinda silly
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hehe
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cute
anon
>>515460
petting ratties makes me happy
straw bury
i need matt so bad
anon
Damn I want to fuck that guitarist
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cute tattoos
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i wan get maybe one eventually bwa
anon
>>515499
oh fuck look at those legs....
anon
I want to feel them wrapped around me, I bet they'd never let me go holy fuck
straw bury
same picture :>
anon
>>515506
this stuff is proof developers love us and want us to be happy
>>515511
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>>515509
<3 you bet we do
#smooch
straw bury
AAAAAA I LOVE THIS SONG
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hab a lil challah b4 pizza is able to be made
rose
heello
straw bury
rose hey uhm.....uh hi lol
>>515519
sæкі
hai!!!
rose
hai saeki
rose
is bloober here? i gotta thank them for buying my music
straw bury
>>515519
i-i just wanted to say hi!!!! thats all......... i dont have a huge crush on u or anuything......
>>515526>>515524
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:0
rose
cute :£
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have money on card n may buy c:
>>515541
derrick_fan
fuck me george michael is a national treasure
>>515530
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heh
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oh!
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maybe i should get a new mc FA account to play anarchy
derrick_fan
>>515530
idk im just listening to careless whisperer in the exact emotional state it was written for
straw bury
oh fair
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i
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i kinda wanna get plushies
>>515538
straw bury
horse meat >>>>>>>
anon
>>515539
You know what I meant, how lewd
rose
having sex with the plushies....
straw bury
saeki is secretly a freak
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>w>
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secretly?
straw bury
lole
rose
yeah i was gonna say, secretly?
straw bury
non-euclidean headbanging
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:3
straw bury
me with the motionless in white tanktop
derrick_fan
the evil twink in my life that is now in my past was a huge MIW fan
derrick_fan
never listened to them since
straw bury
evil twinks r the worst
derrick_fan
i transcended my twink phase
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