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julliera
are tou 23
an
nyeh nyeh
toppestdog
>>51324
i think so.... brainworm.surgery redirects to the most active thread on this board here so i guess it's #canon
>>51396
an
yeah
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
destiny 2 has a bad dragon bundle in its in game shop, which is mildly funny
they call it "bad ahamkara" but an ahamkara is a dragon in destiny terms
>>51343>>51337
shrimp
>>51324
idk what the reasoning behind the decisions are tbh
an
my age has 5 in it so I have at least 5
julliera
then ur 7 years older
julliera
if ur 25
an
>>51324
well, yes and no. The answer is very complicated. There are certain things you're expected to do here, which you were not there, and certain things here which WON'T FLY here. Make sure to do the ritual too
>>51349>>51415>>51345
julliera
math
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>51337
yeah
julliera
that doesnt make sense
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
also ahamkara are like the most spiteful genies ever because they can grant wishes but they always find a way to fuck you over with them (they can even do this after you've killed them)
toppestdog
>>51339
very impoirtant to not forget the ritual or else opworm will annihilate you
>>51365
an
oh boy I remember what opworm did to the last ritual forgetter
>>51350
MEAT
>>51339
I love surgeries though..
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
we've had brainworms now it's time for braneworms
>>51387
toppestdog
>>51352
never forget abt meat
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
worms that live between the branes of reality
julliera
>>51356
okay sorry damn i didnt notice wow
an
*cries out of numbers frusteration (not good at numbers)
shrimp
>>51358
go ahead and try they bite
an
25 though ; )
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
i'm 24 years old (fucking ancient)
>>51369>>51372
MEAT
>>51345
will we surgeons have to work undercover now?
gmeister
damn yall are ancient you should be put in retirement homes
an
>>51364
you have to listen to me because I'm older than you!!!!!
>>51371
julliera
im also 32 so i think i take priority
toppestdog
>>51364
baby, infant, child,
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
but i don't have a grey beard (it's got red hairs mixed in with the brown for some reason)
>>51380
toppestdog
bozi
shrimp
bozo
anon
>>51387
need fried pickles
MEAT
bozo ambient
julliera
>>51374
mine is fully grey the ex wife loved it im keeping it around hoping she comes back
>>51385
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>51381
prometheus memes...
gmeister
i think that people over 30 should be put into caskets yall are fossils
>>51388>>51386
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>51380
lol
julliera
>>51384
okay firstly im 18 secondly 31 is like the perfect age
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>51387
gyarados is a brineworm if you think about it
shrimp
its downhill after 31
julliera
um no 32 is nice too
julliera
i think my personal age cap is 33
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
30+ is PREHISTORICALLY ANCIENT
shrimp
its downhill after 32
>>51397
an
>>51381
hehehehe this is SO TRUE
julliera
>>51394
you are so good at making things sound sad
>>51400
shrimp
>>51397
thats weird cause i consider myself an optimist
toppestdog
>>51396
verily, tis true! by mine own summation, at hence...
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
lol
gmeister
>>51405
not believing people past 30 are skeletons
>>51413
shrimp
pschlopschlopschlopschlop
gmeister
im 23 and will probably end up aging super fast and fucking dying at 25
>>51416
julliera
>>51407
i think nate fisher from six feet under was like 33 or 34 when the show aired and he was hot and so was brenda chenowith in the show and she was the same age so
>>51419
anon
>>51339
>and certain things here which WON'T FLY here
it's kind of the opposite now tbh
an
>>51411
>:( no you should get all old and happy and be a happy old person
toppestdog
>>51414
>had to google how to spell the evil elves
>:)
>>51418
anon
>>51417
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee shut up
gmeister
>>51413
tbf actors arent really good comparisons to regular people
>>51431
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>51414
true stormcloaks uhhhhh i forgot where i was going with this
>>51427
gmeister
like even i get compliments but i dont think im that attractive
>>51430
gmeister
it covered my embarrassing message for better and for worse th ank god
toppestdog
>>51424
oblivion is a very modern and strong game
>>51447
an
>>51419
movies aren't realistic so you should just take tons of drugs to make the world seem like a movie when you get old because they aren't realistic either : D
gmeister
me if i was just 1% more awesome >>51435
toppestdog
>>51437
i am on pc... just really itty bitty window........
>>51441
gmeister
>>51429
he looks 20 something here this isnt how normal 30 year olds age
>>51448
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
plot twist: they're BOTH the original
>>51449
julliera
>>51444
oh well idunno i think id date a 30 yr old
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>51449
quantum milktanglement
toppestdog
>>51447
thank u kindly an
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>51455
me when jpeg compression
gmeister
just being a little silly
an
>>51454
he was just unlucky with how the coin flips went. If not for the mean coins he would've done nothing wrong. so sad what bad influences do
julliera
call it.
anon
>>51454
rewatched it new years eve and still don't understand who he worked for
>>51466
toppestdog
it used to be squash on bw..
shrimp
hm
gmeister
>>51461
its never really made clear in the movie or the original, though he does have his own weird code and seems to be independent
>>51470
an
oooops
shrimp
squeeze
julliera
dont spoil it please i havent watched it yet
anon
>>51466
he worked with the true detective guy in the past so maybe he changes his allegiances over time
>>51472
shrimp
AUDIO
toppestdog
SQUEEZE thx
gmeister
speaking of cormac mccarthy adaptations they will NEVER adapt blood meridian
an
I think he looks a lil like batman with the dark hair so maybe taht was part of it
gmeister
never ever ever
an
>>51479
I'm gonna KILL the people who tilted u over
shrimp
β™«0:05fox.mp4
>>51479
does this help
an
swag fox
anon
>>51479
i've been drinking way too much to game
>>51493
gmeister
>>51488
judge holden from blood meridian
shrimp
yess
anon
>>51483
I don't think it's legal to film all his crimes
>>51496
an
>>51484
<3
gmeister
>>51492
theyre trying to adapt it iirc as of right now, dont remember which director though
toppestdog
>>51494
what did computer science ever do to u...
anon
>>51494
trvth nvke
anon
>>51493
will try but need to drink to hide the evidence
toppestdog
>>51505
it's hopping and popping
anon
>>51504
had a grindr meet where the guy kept family guy funny moments playing through sloppy toppy so i imagine spongebob music in the background isn't that different
>>51510>>51514
toppestdog
>>51509
elaborate
an
it's literally the same use level as surg at peak usage lol
gmeister
genuinely evil
anon
>>51512
i think trans people are technically allowed but it's mainly for homos
gmeister
just go meet people outside, its piss easy to find certain types at music events
>>51523
an
>>51515
oooh scary. It sounds like it would grind you down
>>51526
anon
>>51515
i used craigslist before it so I don't think I am a good judge
>>51524
julliera
>>51519
i can't go to events i always get fucked up in like 20 minutes i have a problematic relationship with alcohol
an
>>51521
Some of the craigslist ads are funny but I'd be too scared, plus what if they were a bad influence. I do get free stuff on there though
>>51532
toppestdog
>>51522
that's me! i'm popdog :) thank u for elaborating
>>51527
gmeister
>>51520
for the guy, imagine pouring through millions of photos and never getting a single response. for the trans girl or twink, imagine getting millions of fucking unsolicited requests from ugly dudes and getting blasted with dick pics
>>51539>>51541>>51543>>51546
julliera
.play bladee doorman
anon
>>51524
yeah at least it still has a use after casual meets were nuked from the site
shrimp
why are you barking
>>51538
toppestdog
>barl
no
anon
>>51535
brapposter delenda est
toppestdog
>>51526
#thissomuchthis
julliera
>>51542
it was an INSTRUCTION i wasn't barking myself and you know this
>>51547
gmeister
>>51543
its just the commodification of dating apps in general. they have an incentive to not be as good as they could be because then they lose users
>>51549>>51550
anon
>>51526
the hot dads on the app are rare i just window shopped because the only other people that were decent were zoomer twinks but they don't appeal to my daddy issues
julliera
>>51547
im too high to be violent but if i were less i would crack your skull
>>51554
toppestdog
>>51545
yeah they're designed to squeeze money out of ppl rather than connect them up. the classic capitalism problem where your proposed solution to a problem just perpetuates the problem so u can stay in business
>>51551
gmeister
>>51549
unironically irl, and other social media not for dating are best for actually dating
>>51577>>51579
julliera
this song is such a vibe
julliera
>>51554
LOOOOLL if u actually rhink that ur fucked i cld be half dead and i will still gnaw and tear ur skin off w my teeth there is no end to my persistence
>>51563
toppestdog
#wifenuke
an
>>51555
yeah but it was too negative
an
>>51559
we need to get alex jones on here. Trump has truth social, musk has twitter- HUG idea
>>51564
gmeister
on a completely irrelevant note i feel like cosplaying
>>51565>>51571
toppestdog
glegle is turning the frogs gay
shrimp
>>51556
id just put my hand against ur head and hold u at arms length and u could do nothing abt it
>>51568
an
>>51564
aw I though he was going to buy here and opworm could get rich
gmeister
>>51565
probably some fucking obscure character from an obscure game like F&H or something
julliera
>>51563
i dont know where you get this conceited confidence but it just makes me mad i wld actually foam.at the fucking mouth u do not know how dedicated i am
>>51578
anon
i mena musk buys 4chan from hiro
>>51580
toppestdog
>>51564
then all the altchans start swelling with users like when musk bought twitter....
gmeister
>>51571
im a dead ringer for daan but i could pull a levi easily
>>51574
gmeister
>>51575
yeah sure
an
>>51551
What if that shows that dating is actually bad- like if relationships formed first without sexuality turn out respectful and sexuality can be added, but people going in with sexuality turn out insane, maybe even marriage should be about friendship first before horni
>>51583>>51587>>51588>>51593
shrimp
>>51568
im just self assured
toppestdog
>>51551
regrettable...... shut-ins remain seething........
shrimp
>>51569
idk if thered be any reason for him to buy 4chan considering its already like aligned with him sort of
>>51582
shrimp
im sur elots of ppl there think hes a dork tho
anon
>>51580
the hate him for importing indians for his copmany
gmeister
>>51577
this is usually the case
shrimp
oh yeah that
anon
*they
gmeister
>>51577
like sex isnt even that crazy, it gets to a point where its just a performative act and you just really enjoy the company of the other person
>>51589>>51705
toppestdog
>>51577
good relationships definitely are friendships first with the bonus of sex.... dating apps seem to be dogshit cause everyone there is either desperate or insane, unable to find relationships from irl
an
>>51587
nuh uh my friend had sex once and he said it was super crazy and he's super amazing now
>>51606
gmeister
one of my friends dressed up as santa claus during sex to mess with his wife as an example
>>51594
julliera
i am tweaking so fucking hard i just made up a conversation and read it with my eyes closed
>>51596>>51603
anon
>>51577
but you need horni for (assumed sexual) relationship regular friendship is hard enough to maintain
toppestdog
>>51592
i do that shit all the time, as long as u can discern fantasy from reality then ur good.
julliera
i cant right now
>>51599
toppestdog
>>51597
try some grounding techniques, like reducing stimulation or familiar sights / smells with ur senses. stay strong julliera
>>51607
gmeister
>>51598
trying to think of how to put this uhhhh
an
OK then- new dating app idea- it just tries to convince you to have sex with your friends. BOOM
>>51602
toppestdog
>>51601
problem one: no friends????? one million dollars wasted...........
>>51604
toppestdog
>>51604
ok this is based
gmeister
>>51589
this is just the plot to baki
julliera
>>51599
okay ill just try to like count the numbers of sections on my window things the blinds
toppestdog
>>51608
#this also is a good idea
julliera
>>51603
snorted ritalin like 4 blinkers or 5 and dxm LAWLWL ritalin helped me lock in
>>51617
toppestdog
>>51610
the person who made this vid listened thru the entire spongebob music collection and compiled this set of bangers. they all fuck so hard
gmeister
>>51598
the actual physical pleasure one gets gets numb for a lot of people, so its just something they do because they really like their partner
>>51623
julliera
>>51608
maybe u shouldnt have tricked me i uour an admin
>>51624
anon
>>51611
> dissociatives with baabys first stim
that sounds like a bad time
>>51621
toppestdog
>>51615
spongebobgirls..... it's #itsover (53) ....
julliera
>>51617
i also took seroquel in the morning im not sure if it like interacts bad also did u say babys first stom what does that mean
>>51631>>51626
gmeister
>>51618
living the dream
toppestdog
>>51619
where the rectangular porous girls @
gmeister
>>51623
tbf it happens to people who only have been married or with their partner for a long while, from what ive seen
>>51634>>51738
πŸ’–!nIOh.loris
#ksay aaaaaaaaaawooooooooooo
shrimp
>>51628
oh fair the longest relationship i had was only 2 years
anon
>>51632
personal dissmissiveness had coworkers that did meth
julliera
>>51631
yah but i take like twice the prescribed amt which is like almost 1200mg bc it gives u a nice buzz
>>51641
anon
>>51636
how do you get a buzz from it the lowest dose of olanzapine makes me feel retarded
toppestdog
it's georgia time
toppestdog
>>51638
to be fair you have to disclose if you're a fed or else it's entrapment
>>51648
πŸ’–!nIOh.loris
>>51637
wa'ah so good
gmeister
>>51637
holy fuck it changes from a statue to something alive and cute
>>51652
πŸ’–!nIOh.loris
put the comic sans font
>>51650
toppestdog
>>51645
YES it's so lovely
πŸ’–!nIOh.loris
>>51650
#kiss
shrimp
>>51654
im about to coup ur country btw
anon
>>51648
>>51654
israel is not fledging it controls the us
>>51658
shrimp
>>51656
why did you mention isreal
shrimp
also isreal does not control the USA thats practically antisemitic conspiracy shit
>>51664
gmeister
>>51659
if you date kratos you're 90% likely to get murdered by plot before the story even begins
>>51672
anon
>>51659
bussy so strong it neutralized greek dads
toppestdog
>>51660
"control" is a whacky word for it but israel + usa do love eachother very very much... israel is a good ally for usa in the middle east
shrimp
yes the usa loves having an ally in the middle east
>>51758>>51666
toppestdog
>>51665
stole ur brainwaves l0ser lole
shrimp
i shared them 😳
toppestdog
public wifi thoughts
shrimp
>>51669
this has probably happened to me
toppestdog
#pumpupthevolume
gmeister
>>51670
holy shit youre right wtf were the spongebob composers cooking because it smells good
πŸ’–!nIOh.loris
so smooth
toppestdog
with the backgrounds..............
toppestdog
it's peak
anon
spongebob noir soundtrack
an
yeah, uess who just got mom's chromebook to turn on, yep, heh, important worm here, yep, hah no need to bow or anything
>>51686
toppestdog
desperate for a star trek sicifi room that i can play out spongebob noir roleplay in
anon
do the soijacks that like the first 9 seasons of simpsons ever consider the first 3 seasons of the sponge?
an
waoow lots to catch up on in posts
>>51691
an
>>51686
yes yes thank you thank you
willow
i missed like 600 posts
>>51691
toppestdog
>>51688
>>51690
impossible to catch up.... simply flow along with the worms....
an
mmmm but I like the posts and some are replies to me. I won't reply to them unless they're important though
>>51696
toppestdog
>>51693
i guess it would be nice to quickly see replies to ur post.... but that's a consequence of us using this website like irc rather than a webbed site
anon
but irc has quick search
willow
this is like awesome irc
anon
i'd say use discord but i assume the admin wants to practice their coding skills
>>51707
草!!9FcDjDmcsk
irc is the only part of the internet ive found thats actually chill. its a lot nicer than joining a discord and being bombarded with 5000 irrelevant discussions when i just wanted to ask a question about openlimewire
toppestdog
#ai translate to english: 草

grass translate to english: 草
>>51710
toppestdog
grass :)
an
>>51587
I worry about that whole dynamic of wives having duty sex with husband and husband feels incapable like a winy kid and wife feels bothered and put upon : (
>>51723>>51719
toppestdog
>>51700
admin wants a super popular website so he's probably creaming his mf jorts right now
willow
i prefer this to discord because i dont have to set up a profile or anything and it doesnt link me anywhere
>>51711
shrimp
discord also cant do this
草!!9FcDjDmcsk
>>51703
hate to explain a joke but 笑 (laugh) > wara > www > it looks like grass > 草
japanese lol
toppestdog
>>51708
also you can't do this on discord
willow
and on discord i cant go ::boymoder
willow
fuck
toppestdog
::snoy
an
>>51719
well thinking about people in long relationships with sex, like eventually one gets tired of it and either humors the other or the other has to feel sad :(
>>51729>>51737
shrimp
::boatmotor
anon
how patriarchy isn't 1950s dom/sub kink but a guy afraid of showing any emotion out of fear of being gay
>>51735
πŸ’–!nIOh.loris
>>51730
nghnghgn
an
>>51729
I'd want to have a general solution before being in a long term relationship. I think my own parents just stopped having sex, seems kinda lonely though
>>51736
toppestdog
>>51727
>>51723
what was this tweet anon... sounds like a banger i'd save to my puter
>>51742
gmeister
>>51732
real. there's a fucking freakish amount of people who just get into relationships purely for sexual reasons and then get surprised when they don't feel any attachment to their SO after the sex begins to die down
>>51748
toppestdog
>>51720
love changes over time i thinky, you can't sustain the euphoric *tips* high of love + lust that comes at the beginning. it usually peters out into mutual respect and more platonic
an
>>51628
this is a thing the anti porn people talk about, which ehhhhh I distrust a lot about them, but I thought the coolidge effect was interesting, that male attraction drops off hard after a few exposures to one person. and a lot of women get tired of men too
>>51739>>51759
gmeister
>>51738
you should. its mostly a common thing with guys though
willow
theres too many words this whole conversation is melting my brain and like sloughing off onto the floor
>>51746
anon
>>51735
musk fucked up the site so I can't see her timeline
>>51745
shrimp
>>51741
me
toppestdog
>>51740
it gets hard to follow sometimes dw
.play stop trying to understand
>>51749
草!!9FcDjDmcsk
>>51736
i just want cuddle buddy that gets me :( easy to get the first one cause im cute, hard to get the second one because im fucked up
willow
>>51746
yayy im not stupid
toppestdog
>>51747
yeah he killed all the api shit so ppl would be funneled to his ad ridden shitstainsite
bluesky is better but very aggressively libby atm and is kinda annoying without filtering out the american buzzwords
>>51757
willow
elon musk is a bald retard
>>51756
草!!9FcDjDmcsk
also everyone that wants to cuddle wants to fuck
草!!9FcDjDmcsk
like right away
草!!9FcDjDmcsk
:(
toppestdog
>>51751
#this #based
anon
>>51750
hated that my hydrus downloaders were killed. what country are you from hating american political lingo?
an
>>51665
yeah and then the fbi tries to do briefings about their industrial espianage and gets shut down by congressional interfenrence >:( but yeah they wish they had way more power over usa than they did and get fucked with by usa too
gmeister
>>51738
also the solution to this is minor appearance changes in both partners to trick the brain into thinking its a "new" person
>>51763
recima
aight
gmeister
>>51763
no he dressed up as santa as a prank
草!!9FcDjDmcsk
>>51760
wdym
toppestdog
>>51764
to the pokey with ye
shrimp
oh
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