do i look it up on urban dictionary

do you not know what bad dragon is

>>51315
#ai what is "bad dragon" (be brief)

"Bad Dragon" is a company that makes and sells adult toys in the shape of fantasy creatures, such as dragons, unicorns, and werewolves. Their products are often used for erotic or sexual purposes. what is "bad dragon" (be brief)

its basically a furry dildo manufacturer

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

see now you get it

YEA okay thats funny lfhehehegaggahahahah

environmental storytelling :)

>>51306
so /lgbt/ is the new /srg/ right?

>>51313
akshually u r 5 years younger than me at least

i have learned so much about phallic related things

so ur 5 haha

>>51326
but did you really want to know

are tou 23

nyeh nyeh

>>51324
i think so.... brainworm.surgery redirects to the most active thread on this board here so i guess it's #canon

yeah

>>51324
idk what the reasoning behind the decisions are tbh

my age has 5 in it so I have at least 5

then ur 7 years older

>>51333
WHAT

if ur 25

>>51324
well, yes and no. The answer is very complicated. There are certain things you're expected to do here, which you were not there, and certain things here which WON'T FLY here. Make sure to do the ritual too

math

that doesnt make sense

>>51333
thats wild

>>51339
very impoirtant to not forget the ritual or else opworm will annihilate you

oh boy I remember what opworm did to the last ritual forgetter

>>51346
cool dogs

>>51339
I love surgeries though..

>>51347
how old are you

and meat

>>51348
thanks theyre mine

>>51352
never forget abt meat

>>51350
I said yes already!!!

>>51353
im going to steal them

>>51356
okay sorry damn i didnt notice wow

*cries out of numbers frusteration (not good at numbers)

>>51358
go ahead and try they bite

25 though ; )

>>51345
will we surgeons have to work undercover now?

damn yall are ancient you should be put in retirement homes

>>51363
:( i clickd

>>51364
you have to listen to me because I'm older than you!!!!!

im also 32 so i think i take priority

>>51364
baby, infant, child,

>>51371
oooh gandolfmaxxer

bozi

bozo

bozo ambient

>>51374
mine is fully grey the ex wife loved it im keeping it around hoping she comes back

>>51381

i think that people over 30 should be put into caskets yall are fossils

>>51384
caskets like whiskey?

>>51354
oooh I want a brineworm and some pickles please

>>51384
okay firstly im 18 secondly 31 is like the perfect age

its downhill after 31

um no 32 is nice too

i think my personal age cap is 33

its downhill after 32

>>51381
hehehehe this is SO TRUE

>>51331
>MEAT
#change canon heresy

>>51394
you are so good at making things sound sad

:9

>>51397
thats weird cause i consider myself an optimist

>>51396
verily, tis true! by mine own summation, at hence...

>>51402
LMAO

>>51399
what was crazy

>>51405
not believing people past 30 are skeletons

>>51398
#throw

pschlopschlopschlopschlop

>>51408
: D

im 23 and will probably end up aging super fast and fucking dying at 25

>>51406
>eight
UM

>>51407
i think nate fisher from six feet under was like 33 or 34 when the show aired and he was hot and so was brenda chenowith in the show and she was the same age so

>>51339
>and certain things here which WON'T FLY here
it's kind of the opposite now tbh

>>51411
>:( no you should get all old and happy and be a happy old person

>>51414
>had to google how to spell the evil elves
>:)

>>51413
tbf actors arent really good comparisons to regular people

like even i get compliments but i dont think im that attractive

waow so realistic

it covered my embarrassing message for better and for worse th ank god

>>51424
oblivion is a very modern and strong game

>>51422
#take

>>51419
movies aren't realistic so you should just take tons of drugs to make the world seem like a movie when you get old because they aren't realistic either : D

>>51423
#take

me if i was just 1% more awesome >>51435

>>51425
on pc it covers messages

>>51437
i am on pc... just really itty bitty window........

>>51432
milk my beloved

>>51438
oh....

>>51440
yellow bellied milk drinker detected

>>51429
he looks 20 something here this isnt how normal 30 year olds age

>>51428
U R a very modern and strong game

>>51444
oh well idunno i think id date a 30 yr old

>>51446
:O convergent timelines yaaayy

>>51447
thank u kindly an

>>51443
real one for sure

>>51450
anton is just a goofy guy who did nothing wrong

just being a little silly

>>51455
which one is the vertical squish. i must squish this guy

>>51454
he was just unlucky with how the coin flips went. If not for the mean coins he would've done nothing wrong. so sad what bad influences do

call it.

>>51458

>>51458

it used to be squash on bw..

hm

>>51461
its never really made clear in the movie or the original, though he does have his own weird code and seems to be independent

oooops

squeeze

dont spoil it please i havent watched it yet

>>51470
true true

>>51471
#skeet (link to skeet)

AUDIO

SQUEEZE thx

speaking of cormac mccarthy adaptations they will NEVER adapt blood meridian

I think he looks a lil like batman with the dark hair so maybe taht was part of it

never ever ever

>>51479
I'm gonna KILL the people who tilted u over

swag fox

>>51483
thats the guy from that book right

>>51488
judge holden from blood meridian

yess

>>51487
take it ez on the dringking anonny... be kind to ur liver...

>>51484
<3

>>51492
theyre trying to adapt it iirc as of right now, dont remember which director though

>>51494
what did computer science ever do to u...

>>51493
very true

>>51504
im imagining it

>>51505
it's hopping and popping

>>51508
I CANT WHAT

>>51509
elaborate

is grindr for trannies too

it's literally the same use level as surg at peak usage lol

>>51508
thats insane

>>51512
grindr is just an evil platform

.play [YouTube]

genuinely evil

just go meet people outside, its piss easy to find certain types at music events

>>51515
oooh scary. It sounds like it would grind you down

>>51519
i can't go to events i always get fucked up in like 20 minutes i have a problematic relationship with alcohol

>>51521
Some of the craigslist ads are funny but I'd be too scared, plus what if they were a bad influence. I do get free stuff on there though

>>51522
that's me! i'm popdog :) thank u for elaborating

>>51520
for the guy, imagine pouring through millions of photos and never getting a single response. for the trans girl or twink, imagine getting millions of fucking unsolicited requests from ugly dudes and getting blasted with dick pics

im top dog. >>51525

>>51515
#this

.play bladee doorman

>>51527
my name proves otherwise sorry

>>51531
bark

why are you barking

>>51533
#bark #barl

>barl
no

>>51534
thats not fucking funnny

>>51526
bumping thiis

>>51526
#thissomuchthis

>>51538
you barked...

>>51526
stressful >))):(

>>51542
it was an INSTRUCTION i wasn't barking myself and you know this

>>51543
its just the commodification of dating apps in general. they have an incentive to not be as good as they could be because then they lose users

>>51544
idk

>>51547
im too high to be violent but if i were less i would crack your skull

>>51545
yeah they're designed to squeeze money out of ppl rather than connect them up. the classic capitalism problem where your proposed solution to a problem just perpetuates the problem so u can stay in business

>>51545
Sad. : (

>>51549
unironically irl, and other social media not for dating are best for actually dating

this song is such a vibe

>>51548
id kick ur ass

>>51550
i saw what you posted and its true

>>51554
LOOOOLL if u actually rhink that ur fucked i cld be half dead and i will still gnaw and tear ur skin off w my teeth there is no end to my persistence

#wifenuke

>>51555
yeah but it was too negative

>>51559
we need to get alex jones on here. Trump has truth social, musk has twitter- HUG idea

on a completely irrelevant note i feel like cosplaying

glegle is turning the frogs gay

>>51556
id just put my hand against ur head and hold u at arms length and u could do nothing abt it

>>51561
as whomst ?

>>51564
aw I though he was going to buy here and opworm could get rich

>>51565
probably some fucking obscure character from an obscure game like F&H or something

>>51563
i dont know where you get this conceited confidence but it just makes me mad i wld actually foam.at the fucking mouth u do not know how dedicated i am

>>51564
then all the altchans start swelling with users like when musk bought twitter....

>>51571
im a dead ringer for daan but i could pull a levi easily

>>51575
yeah sure

>>51551
What if that shows that dating is actually bad- like if relationships formed first without sexuality turn out respectful and sexuality can be added, but people going in with sexuality turn out insane, maybe even marriage should be about friendship first before horni

>>51568
im just self assured

>>51551
regrettable...... shut-ins remain seething........

>>51569
idk if thered be any reason for him to buy 4chan considering its already like aligned with him sort of

im sur elots of ppl there think hes a dork tho

>>51577
this is usually the case

oh yeah that

>>51571
what

>>51577
like sex isnt even that crazy, it gets to a point where its just a performative act and you just really enjoy the company of the other person

>>51577
good relationships definitely are friendships first with the bonus of sex.... dating apps seem to be dogshit cause everyone there is either desperate or insane, unable to find relationships from irl

>>51587
nuh uh my friend had sex once and he said it was super crazy and he's super amazing now

one of my friends dressed up as santa claus during sex to mess with his wife as an example

i am tweaking so fucking hard i just made up a conversation and read it with my eyes closed

>>51591
as an example??

>>51594
performative act rather than for pleasure

>>51592
i do that shit all the time, as long as u can discern fantasy from reality then ur good.

i cant right now

>>51595
i dont follow

>>51597
try some grounding techniques, like reducing stimulation or familiar sights / smells with ur senses. stay strong julliera

>>51598
trying to think of how to put this uhhhh

OK then- new dating app idea- it just tries to convince you to have sex with your friends. BOOM

>>51601
problem one: no friends????? one million dollars wasted...........

>>51602
It also gives u friends

>>51604
ok this is based

>>51589
this is just the plot to baki

>>51599
okay ill just try to like count the numbers of sections on my window things the blinds

maybe u should take a sleep

>>51608
#this also is a good idea

>>51603
snorted ritalin like 4 blinkers or 5 and dxm LAWLWL ritalin helped me lock in

>>51610
the person who made this vid listened thru the entire spongebob music collection and compiled this set of bangers. they all fuck so hard

>>51598
the actual physical pleasure one gets gets numb for a lot of people, so its just something they do because they really like their partner

>>51608
maybe u shouldnt have tricked me i uour an admin

>>51615
spongebobgirls..... it's #itsover (53) ....

>>51617
i also took seroquel in the morning im not sure if it like interacts bad also did u say babys first stom what does that mean

>>51618
living the dream

>>51613
oh ig i dont relate to that

>>51616
i never tricked you!!

>>51619
where the rectangular porous girls @

>>51624
you didnt discloes it

>>51623
tbf it happens to people who only have been married or with their partner for a long while, from what ive seen

>>51626
why baby

>>51628
oh fair the longest relationship i had was only 2 years

>>51631
yah but i take like twice the prescribed amt which is like almost 1200mg bc it gives u a nice buzz

>>51627
im not obliged to

>>51637
me on the left

it's georgia time

>>51638
to be fair you have to disclose if you're a fed or else it's entrapment

>>51637
holy fuck it changes from a statue to something alive and cute

>>51643
oh in that case i should disclose i am a federal agent

>>51648
cia/fbi/nsa?

>>51646
#kiss

>>51649
yes all three

>>51645
YES it's so lovely

>>51654
im about to coup ur country btw

>>51656
why did you mention isreal

>>51657
i'd date kratos if he promised not to murder

also isreal does not control the USA thats practically antisemitic conspiracy shit

>>51659
if you date kratos you're 90% likely to get murdered by plot before the story even begins