「poops」
!shroomyssg
!shroomyssg
>>539867
.play nirvana she should've been
!boymodewng
>>539864
>has mmore or less attained presence everywhere
yeah because american culture is everywhere. Culture is americas number one export. The reason it's everywhere is because it orginates in america
>>539866
.play tyler flower boy
>>539867
.play kesha rainbow
>>539870
ok so everyone uses yanki let’s just use that
>>539867
.play taylor swift folklore
>>539854
the emirates of the UAE had lots of wars amongst each other pre unity
>>539871
>you can go to France, but you cannot become a Frenchman
>>539867
.play taylor swift midnights
>>539867
.play [s] rose ride pony
Isn't France particularly proud of how cosmopolitan they are
.play frank ocean literally anything by frank ocean actually
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>539878
and honestly most of those who something that sounds like "american" add something that gives away it's not the continent but the country that has that word in its name
>>539883
wear the scarf, become the rider
!boymodewng
>>539884
nah they're super racist and pretentious
.play bruno mars uptown funk
>>539867
.play YMCA
>>539888
They think Africans should be speaking French and adhere to French culture, they are very pretentious and believe that their culture should be ascendant, but from what I understand they are about as close as you can get to America-tier "anyone can become hyphenated"
>>539867
.play bohemian rhapsody
>>539867
.play hamilton my shot
>>539867
.play cats memories
>>539867
.play bill wurtz mount st helens is about to blow up
!boymodewng
>>539892
i mean i guess that's fair
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>539871
>>You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman. You can go to live in Germany or Turkey or Japan, but you cannot become a German, a Turk, or a Japanese. But anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to live in America and become an American.”
this is evil and thinking its pretty is the most american thing ever
!boymodewng
how is this evil lmao
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>539899
because america is a continent not a country
!boymodewng
>>539902
well no actually i disagree, every ammerican country has this philosophy. That's why theyre the only countries that allow people who are born there to become citizens and not just parents of citizens like in Europe. It's a very American Continent philosophy
United Statian
>>539829
I’m glad u didn’t maybe if u didn’t I hope your future family will have a wonderful culture. idk wtf mine will-given the cultural chaos here in usa
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>539903
the only thing that gives the "in this phrase he's talking about the country" is that its a quote by one of the most evil ppl in human history
.play money tree esther
fuck what's her last name i hope that got it lol
.play money pink floyd
ah yeah esther rose perf
>>539910
okay i will say brits also make good music
it's maybe your only good cultural artifact lol
that and roman archeology and like bretonic literature
oh and lord of the rings
but that's just neobretonnic
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>539907
and also ur defending of that new given meaning to the quote is bad because not even u believe in it that's why u quoted it in the first place
>>539906
if whatever machine you were using mistranslated this, it says “as if i didnt live in the most islamic family ever haha!”
!boymodewng
>>539914
>not even you believe in it
Thank you for telling me what i believe in Nadie!
you know who else makes some damn fine music is the Mongolians in their dance clubs
fucking insane throat singing edm i adore it
.play mongolian throat singing edm
!boymodewng
As well as being incredibly pedantic about me using the word "american"
lol it always defaults to xanadu that's gotta be the most popular mongolian song
i think
there’s someone here who’s trying to start a useless argument over something petty
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>539918
i just think "americans" should start using a word that actually can be applied to them instead of using the word the rest of ppl living in the continent use to refer to ppl living here regardless of the country
>>539841
sometimes the atrocities do work out too.
>>539871
is that quote basically saying that being american doesnt mean anything
!boymodewng
>>539924
no it's saying you can come to america and become american
>>539867
basado
>>539926
retard
!boymodewng
>>539928
i think it's a cool sentiment
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>539924
it's saying that USA doesn't discriminate anyone as long as they come with good intentions and things to accomplish
i just think its evil not only by what i already said but because it's bullshit and everyone who really believes that should take their head out of the toilet
>>539900
they don’t make good music it’s just mumbling and shouting about retarded shit
>>539922
my opinion on this, is that hrt should be available to everyone and this is stupid
fucking power is out im living in a shithole
!boymodewng
>>539933
fucking based take
>>539853
true, better to say ‘American culture is bad in this way, let’s do this’
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>539930
just visiting their country is a fucking nightmare because they don't want foreigners to come in
>>539925
\= you're y lobster
!boymodewng
nadie the idea is not the application
!boymodewng
yeah america isn't currently living up to its ideals and honestly never has but just because they're racist fucks doesn't mean that the ideal itself is bad
>>539938
omg
power went out exactly when i stopped workong and was about to start studying for exam thats in 2 days
>>539847
I’ll send u a lil if u send me a lil
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>539940
nazis thought they were the good guys too
!boymodewng
>>539944
what does that have to do with anything i said
>>539942
thats fucked ur power company wants u to fail
>>539946
the state wants me dead
!boymodewng
>the ideals of everyone can come here and become somemone and a part of the country is good
>ammerica right now is bad
>ummmmmm the nazis thought they were good too
????
>>539944
can we not be so reductive jeeze
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>539948
americans don't think they're evil nor they're doing anything bad atm except for a couple "far left" ppl
>>539947
simply kill the state before it kills you
!boymodewng
>>539950
except for literally 50% of the country
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>539952
are you implying democrats aren't far right too
!boymodewng
ALRIGHT I'M NOT TALKING POLITICS HERE ANYMORE HOLY FUCK
>>539943
mootual transaction
>>539951
ive been saying
!boymodewng
i pray for an actual liberal platform one day instead of just a leftypol disgusied as a liberal platform
guys we're all from one country... her name is earth.....
>>539887
hell fucking yes
::best_pony
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>539958
::bury nice
>>539957
honestly this site shouldnt even be abt politics lol
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>539957
it's not my problem that "american" overton window doesn't allow americans to read any actual liberal take
>>539957
true liberalism has never been tried it would be too powerful
>>539886
we should call ourselves Umerican s maybe
i should really get back on transforming this place into a better megidochan i have slacked on the homestuck posting lately
::sbahj
>>539960
radiating her naiswaves out into the universe :))
!boymodewng
>>539963
LMAO true
>>539965
the handmaid is my favourite of the megidos
!boymodewng
i'm hungry
>>539968
she's so unhinged and for such extremely good reason lol
she's funny
>>539969
have you heard about good it's popping off lately
>>539965
sbahj was so good
!boymodewng
>>539965
i should read homestuck at some point
we can read it togethr
!boymodewng
>>539974
omg that would be so cute
>>539972
hell yeah
::sbahj
>>539975
it would only take like 3 years
>>539915
yeah it said I didn’t live in the most Islamic family ever
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>539966
a lot to learn here..
!boymodewng
>>539977
why would it take 3 years
oh no it picked the worst one lmao
>>539976
i remember the first time i read it all i was absolutely ripped out of my mind as a teen and it just fucking sent me
>>539981
>doesn't know
>>539979
:'3
>>539983
i am not exactly proud of this but homestuck is the single most formative piece of media i have ever interacted with
when i overthrow the government it will be in part because i read homestuck and that deeply influenced my art and thought processes and strategizing
>>539978
ohh must be because I’m using khaleeji arabic
!boymodewng
>>539971
what's good ?
>>539979
oh my god
>>539988
they make this stuff called "dinner" that's like. a lot of crazy yummy food
>>539992
that's the thing, you can have all kinds of foods like one called "breakfast" for the morning. breakfast goes so hard i love her
#homestuck
!boymodewng
why would i make diner at 9am
>>539986
i think its cool to be deeply influenced by art in such a way it def didnt have that impact on me but i really liked it hehe
!boymodewng
>>539990
>breakfast
more like break free of the chains holding me to eating breakfast
>>539993
one funny thing about it having that impact on me is because of the story being so like, "everything is signs" now almost all the media i hoard and rewatch is similarly influential on me lol
homestuck trained me to like, tap into the cultural ley lines and draw some truer version of myself out of them from the depths of my childhood memories
>>539994
that's a circular definiton... wouldn't get past the dictionary people....
!boymodewng
i am the dictonary
>>539997
omg i love ur work
>>539930
what do you think a better way of thinking looks like? because whenever you mix people it becomes the dominant group overcoming others and calling it equality, and separate peoples mean everyone is locked in their lil prison.
>>539995
I need to reread homestuck
!boymodewng
>>540000
trips
>>539995
>tap into the cultural ley lines and draw some truer version of myself out of them from the depths of my childhood memories
this goes way too ahrd wtf
>>540000
do you have the unofficial collection installed? super fun wat to reread, it simulates mspa and hussie's blogs and all the side comics in release order, as you click through the main panels unlocking stuff
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>539999
#check (checked)
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>540000
#check (checked)
!boymodewng
>>540004
#check (no repeating digits - user has been appropriately penalized)
!boymodewng
fuck
>>540003
how do i get that
!boymodewng
>>540008
u download it???
>>540009
oh sry
!boymodewng
chat i don't know what i want for lunch
!boymodewng
help
>>540011
also i know a way to get the windows version running on a phone
bad for a first read because some of the flashes run slow
but i like having it on my phone
!boymodewng
i'm so hungry
!boymodewng
slowly losing strength
!boymodewng
it's over
!boymodewng
#itsovver
!boymodewng
#itsover (408)
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>539999
that's a good question homie
and i'd answer it here but libpol seems to be not a good place to talk about politics so i won't
>>540012
YOU WANT TO SEND OVER TESTOSTERONE TO ME FOR LUNCH. YOU WANT TO SEND TESTOSTERONE TO MY LOCATION SO BADLY.
>>540017
i always spread the good word :3
::homosuck
!boymodewng
>>540022
ok bet
!boymodewng
>>540021
bruh it's fine, i'm just not going to talk about poltiics anymore idc if you do
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>540025
who's talking to u bloober i just don't wanna talk about politics here
>>540025
you'll still join my militia when we send out the call and help me burn down the government lawfully and peacefully right
!boymodewng
>>540027
absolutely not
!boymodewng
>>540026
okie i was just making sure i didn't want u to think that like just because i was getting frustrated that ur opinions weren't welcome, i t hink ur thoughts are interesting.
>>540028
but if we win you get free stuff
and nobody pays taxes anymore
!boymodewng
>>540030
no
!boymodewng
i will never fight
>>540033
will you passively support us that works too
we only need 3% to fight
>>540027
ill join can i have a commander position o rlike lead aplatoon the shrimp platoon
a submarine perhaps
>>540035
shrimptallion 1 is at your command officer
>>539924
yes
>>540037
yipppeeee
i cant wait to drive a virginia class
can i nuke a small empty island for ufn?
!boymodewng
fuck
Yes
!boymodewng
i still don't know what to eat
!boymodewng
too many choices
food
!boymodewng
fuck you
sry
pls forgive me
>>540045
my (r–
>>539987
ooh cool :)
>>540050
#halt
!boymodewng
>>540049
never
>>540045
>choice paralysis about eating food
adhd moment
!boymodewng
>>540055
don't have adhd u BITCH
>>540021
#hug
ty for wanting to answer it
>>540050
bad boy
down
heel
>>540056
prove it (uou cannnnot)
>>540044
I’m gonna blow your mind for a moment, have you heard of something called food?
food goes hard +rep for food
fat dogs deserve more love than the average dog
>>540064
even me?
>>540065
its true
this has a semi relation to the topic but I fucking love fat guys
peak beauty
what was god thinking when he made them
hehe funny nose
>>540040
the SS moe is yours
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>540068
>>540070
i used to be a fat guy before i started hrt and now i'm a 19 bmi boymoder and i'm still losing weight it's kinda crazy
>>540073
its so cute...
>>540076
would hit with a tennis racket for sure
>>540076
id kiss her #kiss
>>540076
nuh
::heart
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>540076
>do u hate her?
no
>would u kill her given the chance??
no
>>540074
I would’ve been a fat guy were it not for estrogenic distrubution
>>540077
whadddaheeelllll
I would KISS her if given the chance
got no issue with the hair though thank god for pcos
>>540082
in a yandere yaoi way
>>540085
oh yayyyy :3
oh to be ajester
now why we listening to folklore
all i do is win win win no matter what got money on my mind i can never get enough
>>540074
honestly crazy tbh
now i have given you all a test here
i queued two entire taylor swift albums
if they get skipped you have failed
::agp hsts
>>540086
#smooch
!boymodewng
>>540091
straw berry
!boymodewng
::straw
>>540093
ive given you the jacking off test. if you dont jack off youve failed
>>540096
#nom
>>540098
haiiii
>>540097
what if i don't like masturbating
!boymodewng
>>540098
#yoink
!boymodewng
>>540101
then u fail?? duh
!boymodewng
!boymodewng
::straw bury
>>540104
ok i fail mb
!boymodewng
>>540100
::hai
woah shrimp mod
>>540097
what if i taped my insides shut
!boymodewng
w
ahem
>>540108
1000 years of no hookups with cis ppl as punishment i fear
>>540093
My children will not skip the taylor swift albums
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>540092
yeah at my lowest weight ever i was like 63-64 kg
!boymodewng
>>540114
hahahaha ur a fool a buffoon
>>540110
::bunny cuddle
!nIOh.loris
>>539925
we
!boymodewng
>>540120
LORI
>>540115
i thought not being a pervert was what made the cis ppl keep wanting me iunno this seems a lil sus... is that a badge from the girldick jesuits on your collar? oh my god a missionary again, gfdi
!nIOh.loris
>>540121
#kiss
>>540118
i really am i think most people know anyways tho lol
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>540117
and my highest pre-hrt was like...... idk, like 96 or so.. i was in high school tho
!boymodewng
#c 63kg to lbs (138.9 lb (pounds))
>>540115
ok by me
>>540120
#kiss we
>>540122
idk dawg
!boymodewng
>>540124
an absolute blunder
#8ball (yup)
!boymodewng
>>540131
#check (no repeating digits - user has been appropriately penalized)
>>540122
girldick jesuits got me acting crazy
>>540126
bah mericans and their pounding
!boymodewng
>>540134
LMAO to be fair i think lbs are better than kg but everything else metric makes more sense to me except for like height as in actual people height, but everything else should be measured in metric
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>540125
#c 96kg to lbs (211.6 lb (pounds))
banned permanently :(
>>540117
bee healthy
lbs just feels right when you grow up on it lol
but also the conversion is so ez idk why other americans struggle
fahrenheit celsius is annoying
but this one's just 2.2
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>540138
i'm healthy
u can change though
good :)
!boymodewng
>>540137
noooooooo you got banned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>540135
height makes no sense to me no matter what, WHAT DO YOU MEAN “THE AVERAGE 14 YEAR OLD GIRL IS FIVE INCHES TALLER THAN HAMAD”
>>540140
#smooch
!boymodewng
>>540144
yeah that's fair
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>540139
honestly of all freedom units that's probably the only one i think its tolerable
i knew someone who was rlly confident once i wish i could be that much of a pussy ass faggot and still be confident currently im just a complete loser with no confidence
!boymodewng
>>540148
>i wish i could be that much a pussy ass faggot and still be confident
this is the funniest statement, but i hope you feel better
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>540144
arab gimli
!nIOh.loris
>>540148
::kiss
>>540147
yeah but since we measure masses in metric americans should really know the 2.2 conversion for science communication reasons
same with distances
those i think matter most and yet also are fairest on like, beinf hard to retrain yourself
temperature doesn't matter near as much imo
not a loser
>>540151
::cuddle
>>540150
burj khalifa was made to compensate for our height
>>540153
28.3 grams to an oz
!boymodewng
>>540157
coward
>>540151
why cannae this be meself
>>540159
ill milk anyone and anything try me kid
!boymodewng
>>540160
need to put it in all caps
>>540157
ouhh….male lactation…..
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>540153
yeah but in general i think freedom units are awful and y'all should be civilized for once and use celsius and kilograms and all that
>>540162
::strawgirl
>>540163
raises an eyebrow
>>540161
Hi
>>540157
i think it is
>>540164
i agree the metric system was sort of invented as a knock-on effect of the literal american revolution
failing to adapt it is proof of how far we have fallen
we can't even get the small stuff right anymore
!boymodewng
>>540165
::strawgirl
>>540164
technically all the base line measurements are in metric, but we use metric as a base for our system. people just dont use the metric in their day to day
>>540167
get in the milking machine
Okay!
!wqLZLRuzPQ
but to be honest
lbs and fahrenheit are the best ones so far
i think fahrenheit does its work properly and sufficiently for cooking
!boymodewng
>>540168
lmao powers stil out #owned (409)
>>540166
those mammary glands where placed there with a purpose shrimp
>>540173
congrats you are now being mined for torture coin
>>540164
I will and I’ll say Umerican too Unless someone comes up w better
>>540170
cums instantly
!boymodewng
>>540175
(jk)
!nIOh.loris
>>540170
is this straw berry girl?
!boymodewng
>>540181
oui
!nIOh.loris
>>540182
noice
>>540076
#throw
::mimemoder
>>540174
idk 100 as a water boiling point makes more sense than 210
but on the other hand having a 210 degree scale between boiling and not boiling is sort of useful for fine-grain cooking with like, eyeballing things a little
!nIOh.loris
>>540160
soon
!boymodewng
oh damn we have a 3 hour queue
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>540185
true but it helps being more specific with the temperatures
!nIOh.loris
>>540165
cute
>>540186
no, NOW RIGHT NOW
!boymodewng
>>540190
pay me $500,000 and i'll do it
straw bury <33333 hiiii
>>540192
hi rose hiiiiii hai hai :3 meow
it's good for home cooking basicallt
>>540164
I use inches because I need a larger unit of measurement to adequately quantify the length of my massive dong
>>540188
i think a professional chef would probably get more clarity out of a 100 point scale of temp because decimal units make sense to human brains, but i agree it's useful for like ordinary people processing cooking temps in their brains
!wqLZLRuzPQ
i only know i'm 5'10 thanks to talking with americans and posting in 4chan cus otherwise i would never have googled it i just think 177cm feels more like home
>>540195
I use centimeters to trick myself into believing
oooh lemee see
!boymodewng
#177/2.54
>>540200
owie
!boymodewng
#c177/2.54
!boymodewng
#c 177/2.54 (69.685)
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>540196
true..
!boymodewng
#c 69.685/12 (5.80708)
>>540196
I have a good substitution, the end of the spoon
!boymodewng
i don't b elieve thermometers tbh
why does everyone hate taylor swift this is like the most inoffensive music ive ever heard
>>540198
live by the sword die by the sword
>>540209
idk there are a lot of meats i absolutely refuse to cook without a thermometer
and confectionary thermometers are extremely useful for baking certain difficult things or making certain kinds of chocolate (cause chocolate molecules have a bunch of states that are hard to trigger for their crystallization)
!boymodewng
how do you even know they're telling the truth
!boymodewng
they're fucking liars
!boymodewng
thermometers are evil
>>540212
thank u chasers
!boymodewng
>>540210
she has good music straw berry
>>540215
I should become a liar
!nIOh.loris
>>540198
whats there to think about its pretty straightforward
>>540221
thinking about how funny it is
>>540214
because i understand rudimentary thermodynamics so i know how the thermometer is doing its job
it's also pretty easy to tell when one is broken
same as a compass
!boymodewng
>>540223
THERMOMETERS ARE LIARRS ITS EITHER HOT OR ITS NOT
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay caracol
>>540220
::kiss
>>540223
listen to thermodynamics lawyer it has nothing to do with thermodynamics
!boymodewng
>>540226
#KISS
>>540222
classic human behavior
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>540230
#hug
>>540228
>the way THERMO-METERS work has nothing to do with thermodynamics
aight boss
::interrogation_squiggle
!boymodewng
>>540232
#hug
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>540235
#hug
!wqLZLRuzPQ
!wqLZLRuzPQ
its entirely possible
!wqLZLRuzPQ
.play its entirely possible joe rogan
is byeah short for bitch yeah
https://voca.ro/16Cq4J3pbIMc
new rose orlando song plz listen ty
!boymodewng
!nIOh.loris
!wqLZLRuzPQ
english compound words are so funny they're like almost babytalk simple sometimes
>>540244
hehe
thermo-meter
heheh
one thermal unit per meter
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>540246
"super hero"
its called breakfast because you break your fast
a kilometer is one kilogram per meter
!boymodewng
>>540250
problem
>>540252
my favorite with that is how superman is literally just the English translation of ubermensch lmao
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>540256
for me its tooth brush
a milligram is one million grams
!boymodewng
>>540258
well i don't think this is true
yeah its actually a 1000th of a gram because a mille is french for 1000
>>540254
what the fuck
!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>540258
#smartai is a miligram just one million grams?
No, a milligram (mg) is not one million grams—that would be a *megagram* (Mg), which is equivalent to 1,000 kilograms or one metric ton.
A **milligram** is actually **one-thousandth of a gram** (0.001 g). The prefix "milli-" in the International System of Units (SI) denotes a factor of \(10^{-3}\). Conversely, the prefix "mega-" signifies \(10^6\), meaning one megagram equals 1,000,000 grams.
To clarify:
- **1 milligram = \(10^{-3}\) grams = 0.001 grams**
- **1 megagram = \(10^{6}\) grams = 1,000,000 grams**
This distinction underscores the importance of metric prefixes in avoiding orders-of-magnitude errors in scientific and everyday measurements. is a miligram just one million grams?
>>540257
yesss omg lole
also hairbrush
and comb is not compound but it's the same kind of descriptive noun
>this is comb it combs
>>540258
i trust you
i like my coffee skibidi
>>540265
big mistake
!boymodewng
>>540264
WHAT
>>540264
no its literally 1 meter
one of my other favorite english terms
>pork rind
like you fucking peeled an apple
brother that's pig skin
oh wait that means football
oh wait that means soccer
why, you don't play in your socks
english are you drunk
>>540264
erm no a meter is 0.00000000000000001% the distance light travels in a second o algo
!boymodewng
a foot is the most accurate and true unit of measurement we've invented
!wqLZLRuzPQ
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
>>540220
CUTE!
meter=meet her, the inventor john meter was about to meet his gf and she was standing 1 meter from him thats where it comes fromm
>>540271
this is incredible train of thought
>>540271
because it was association footbal
meter = meat her. The metric system was a scam designed to make you have sex
>>540278
but who the fuck started calling the very plainly named game of foot-ball as "sawkah"
and secondarily
why the fuck is the game where you carry the ball around in your HANDS now called FOOTball
>>540217
u kno those military tribute videos where they’re walking around n holding guns n stuff to music? I want there to be a chaser tribute video where they’re fighting for trans rights and supporting their wives and inventing medical advances… I think it would be harder to get the footage
>>540281
because it starts with a kick off
>>540283
and it's about footing it around, i think that's part of it
it's a lot like soccer with no kicking and more running at least in theory (if it didn't stop so much)
>>540280
do not meat the boymoder
!boymodewng
>>540285
why
>>540285
I will meat the boymoder
she will be my woman