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0.5313% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
he's just a silly lil guy
>>540700
valerie
i like the bill wurtz video about the cars, was rlly interesting but v confusing first time idk
davesprite
>>540698
he has posted in the past something about like, how he's trying to invent a new more perfect kinda music
he is a silly guy but he is also kinda doing that so it's not just meme
this shit is fire
and so layered with meaning and also kinda ham fisted but then like layered beneath it
and funny
i like esoteric comedians a lot
davesprite
i remember when i was TA for my world history teacher in higgschool and i convinced her the class could benefit from watching his history of japan and that memed it across my whole school
good times
davesprite
gud song
davesprite
hmm wrong dance tbh
0.5314% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>540706
WAIT
0.5315% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
ARE YOU THE TETO POSTER
valerie
which teto poster?
0.5316% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
there was someone on bw who used to always post about teto and i missed them
shrimp
nah that was someone else i think
>>540715
valerie
that is definetly not me, i dont post anywhere but here really
valerie
im a big teto fan tho, ive uploaded a good chunk of the ones on the booru
anon
just finished the Georgia documentary. tbh they didn’t say much. just showed em pressuring ppl to pay and talking about the problem of corruption, but nothing visibly changed from the beginning
straw bury
frankengle
shrimp
>>540715
i dont think theyd be caught dead on a site called libbedpol
>>540721
0.5318% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>540720
?
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>540718
they deserve love still
0.5319% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
i don't remember them that well but i'll take ur word for it
>>540724
0.5320% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>540724
i'm gonna eat it along with this shwarma
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>540726
onion smug gle
0.5321% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>540726
straw bury guess what
straw bury
what
0.5322% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
i have food
straw bury
swag
straw bury
u gonna eat it?
0.5323% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
yeah i'm not gonna be hungry anymore
>>540737
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>540734
AI gle
straw bury
>>540735
ummmm.... thats great haha.r.............

(she doesnt know that there r bugs in the food i put bugs inn the food)
>>540738
straw bury
>>540738
n-nothing!!!!!!!

*i stare at the floor shyly and start twiddling my fingers*
0.5325% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
IT'S FINE I LIKE BUGS
>>540741
straw bury
>>540740
w-wow, really?
|
*i blush and a grin spreads across my face*

well...... uhm, im glad u like it haha!!!! would u maybe want to.... eat bugs with me sometime?????

*i blush so hard that i puke all over the floor*
valerie
bugs are healthy for you apparently,,,
0.5326% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
the us is crazy
0.5327% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
you can just buy court documents from any random proceeding and they just givve it to you?
>>540770
0.5328% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
like what the fuck?
>>540748
sadmoder
money makes it all work
>>540747
shrimp
>>540745
how else will true crime youtubers make a living
sadmoder
>>540747
im sure this would be devistating if i knew how to navigate the legal system, or what any precident means
>>540750>>540751
0.5330% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>540749
.10c lmao
0.5332% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
oh true
sadmoder
im just not a lawyer and know their magic spells. also its always up to the jury they can just decide whatever.
>>540760
0.5333% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
vibes based law
sadmoder
I LOVE JURY NULLIFICATION
valerie
if they ask if you love jury nullifcation the answer has to be no tho cause otherwise you dont get to do it
sadmoder
piss off the judge with this one weird trick
valerie
TETO JOCKEYYY
anon
>>540753
only for criminal proceedings (and fairly serious criminal proceedings usually)
anon
otherwise it's just judges
0.5334% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
oh shit there was an election in south korea
0.5335% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
this is so annyoing
straw bury
i found a bunch of straight razors in my boyfriends bedroom and i rlly feel like stealing t hem and cutting but also i rlly dont want to idk what to do its just right there u know
0.5336% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
they should just coordinate elections worldwide
>>540768
valerie
they should just enact martial law
sadmoder
super super tuesday would go hard
0.5337% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>540768
no that's too much work i don't want to hear about elections for more than once a year
anon
>>540744
They can redact certain documents, but ye. That's the whole idea of a precedent based legal system along with that whole "fair and open trial" thing
0.5338% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
listen we just have like january 3rd or some shit be the world wide election date and every country in the world who has elections has elections on january 3rd
>>540775
valerie
okay but like how do you handle it in a country where they can call elections when they feel like it
>>540774
sæкi
might restart rewatch of true detective later n work
0.5340% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>540775
china is authoritain and one party anyways so it doesn't even matter they can be the exception to the rule
>>540780
sadmoder
>>540778
i think other people also forgoe the gregorian calendar
>>540784
anon
Yeah unbased is right, parliamentary systems are cringe
0.5341% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>540777
yeah but then we have more elections
>>540792
valerie
parliamentary systems fucking rock
sadmoder
>>540784
im not sure but its common enough problem that they updated the js standard to include an object that handles calendar conversions
straw bury
libpol webfishing server when
>>540789
sæкi
I haven't gotten to play it :c
0.5343% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
ethopia nepal iran and afghanistan don't use the gregorian calendar
0.5344% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
i know nothing about any of t hose countries so frick idk man they can just have elections whenever
valerie
>>540792
i think we should have elections but like only people i decide are worthy to vote get to vote, this would simplify everything
anon
pros of more elections: more democracy
pros of less elections: rulers have to think on larger timescales
>>540802
0.5345% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>540792
i want a hot steamy man to take me and run my country for me
>>540801
anon
I think that I should be the supreme autocrat of the entire planet and everyone should just listen to me
valerie
twinknon has my vote
0.5346% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>540797
just tie politicans
0.5347% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
up
anon
kinky
shrimp
meow
anon
#ksay shninp
0.5348% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
wait nevermind about china i forgot they have local elections
shrimp
thats me
anon
#glesay krimp
0.5349% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
fuck ok this is gonna be a lot of coordination we need EVERY election to be on janaury 3rd
>>540812
anon
#say Buy my course on trading crypto
valerie
>>540810
do we like stagger the years of the election so that some countries get 2026, then others get 2027
>>540814
anon
.play dinner with jay z
0.5351% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
i just don't wanna hear about elections anymore
>>540819>>540820
sadmoder
the United States of America should adopt election laws like the uk, they have limits on campaigning i think
0.5352% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>540816
it was
anon
>>540815
#ai how do i become a hermit

easy. sell your crap, move to the woods, learn to forage. avoid people like the plague. forget social media exists. read, meditate, embrace solitude. build a shack if you're fancy or just live in a tent if you're not. prioritize autonomy over comfort. simple. how do i become a hermit
valerie
>>540815
what aabout people who like vote in multiple elections cause of dual citizenship shenanigans
>>540821>>540825
0.5353% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>540820
well we're gonna havve to cut them in two and they can vote in two different countries at the same time
SadChan🍉🍉
henlo
SadChan🍉🍉
im exhausted from gaeming
sæкi
heya
0.5354% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>540825
no cutting them in two is way more reasonable
sadmoder
we should just vote on the block chain
anon
we don't need 200 governments. we should just have 0 governments.
>>540833>>540831
0.5355% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>540830
what about like 7 for each continent
>>540839
SadChan🍉🍉
We should have 1 government for all humans and its really nice and good and takes care of everyone :)
anon
>>540833
this doesn't work because they always choose lame people. like ur gonna end up with chris hemsworth not like anyone who actually looks good
>>540840
anon
>>540833
I support this so that I can be supreme god king
sadmoder
>>540833
no, they would have too much ego. we find the ugliest person and they get the position
valerie
>>540834
what if we just draw the lines at the continents so like we got europe, north america, south america (although those could be merged), asia, africa, oceania, antartica
anon
>>540835
remember when they picked john krasinski and everyone had a meltdown
anon
gonna kms he does NOT deserve that shit. wheres like my beautiful trans goddess winning hottest girl of the year. just so unfair man
>>540846>>540850
0.5357% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
he's cute tbh
anon
It's because alot of people have a misconception around what most people think is attractive
anon
John Krasinski looks good, not my cup of tea and maybe not omg sexiest guy ever, but he looks good.
0.5358% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>540846
based
0.5359% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>540847
there are two wolves inside of you one: a trans women two: a chaser
>>540872
sadmoder
i fetishize myself in a problematic way (this doesnt extend beyond myself, none of you are effected)
anon
>>540847
what if I approach everybody with the same level of overbearing horniness
>>540854
anon
>>540847
if i werent trans i would be a chaser for sure. trans girls are just so pretty. i dont know what it is but they're always consistently better looking than cis girls. but i would date a cis girl too.
>>540857>>540856
anon
Rude!
anon
>>540853
yeh I really like androgynous people
valerie
>>540853
i think that still makes u a chaser even if ur trans too
>>540860
anon
>>540862
tattooing small portraits of all my favorite trans ppl I know all over my body
0.5360% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
wait why does this person singing have an accent
0.5361% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
i thought they stopped pretending to have an accent when they sung...
0.5362% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
(joking)
valerie
im not apologizing, i still belive ur a pervert
>>540889
anon
>>540849
this is true for all amabs
anon
But yeah, I wish you were showing off your back all the time
0.5363% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
wait tea is a pervert in lichess
0.5364% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
#exposed
anon
No, she would never!
sadmoder
you know how its a meme that the pawns transition into queens, but really a pawn can be anything but the king, so maybe they were afab all along you know
>>540881>>540882>>540883
tea
>>540874
hey the criteria was just about backs showing nothing to do with how i act on certain websites
>>540884
tea
>>540879
???? a pawn can turn into a bishop (true of amabs not afabs), horses (there are >1 trans horsegirls), castles (brickhon), and queens, how is that not amab
>>540886>>540888
anon
>>540880
Well if that is the criteria, you would be the most beautiful pervert there is
anon
>>540882
#trvke

this has been deboonked
sadmoder
>>540883
yea, although most of the time a queen is a better option. i had a game where an under promotion to a knight put their king in double check and a forced mate
valerie
ometimes a queen leads to a stalemate tho right?
anon
>>540883
oooh that’s pretty solid
valerie
>>540889
twinknon werent u sexting on main yesterday? also like you were saying you would bite people
>>540893>>540894
anon
I'll have you know that the moderators celebrated my ability to not hornypost yesterday!
>>540896
anon
>>540890
that’s called being a gentleman making others feel attractive actually
tea
>>540892
#reply what the fuck does this mean

idk seems like some niche inside joke about anglican/episcopalian church politics mixed with gender stuff. afab bishops probably referring to how some churches still exclude women from leadership. who even keeps up with this shit lol what the fuck does this mean
anon
>>540891
waow u should get a plaque
anon
>>540897
I am going to bite you PLATONICALLY on the thighs and shoulders and neck.
>>540901
tea
>>540892
actually the only church i ever attended had exclusively female ministers while i was there
>>540900>>540902
valerie
>>540898
but you wont deny the claims of being a pervert, curious...
>>540905
sæкi
maybe storming here in a bit
>>540906
tea
i think someone's gotta do something about that church tho because it was always the stupidest shit they were saying. like "science and spirituality are actually the same thing" like mf no its NOT????
>>540909>>540913>>540918
anon
>>540901
Would a pervert platonically lick your neck and ears and whisper into your ear??? No, I don't think so
>>540911
anon
the pollen goes out of the air here when it rains
sadmoder
>>540904
>>540904
a true relationship woth god requires deep understanding of the mechanics of his creation
>>540914
sæкi
its not storming storming yet just worrying thunderstorm whether
valerie
>>540905
i think so,,,, pretty sure only a pervert would do that
>>540917
anon
…but we also have a mold problem
tea
>>540909
this is really pretty. they weren't deistic tho. they were like non-creedal or whatever which means they didnt have a central set of beliefs they espoused which was strange
>>540920
sæкi
these storms to the west
sæкi
theres
anon
>>540911
Ain't no way a pervert would PLATONICALLY lick your stomach and leave a trail of kisses on your body while worshipping it
>>540923
anon
>>540904
that’s any church…
they are the same thing though-thoughts
rose
gang i have some good news
rose
i have some good news gang
rose
a boy i like i gonna be at the rave im going to on saturday
>>540930
tea
someone should pet a cat i think. the quality of life on earth would slightly improve.
anon
>>540920
Catholics have a bizarre relationship with science in that I think alot of people are in it because the church will just pay for their research and aren't like hardcore religious
>>540937>>540938
rose
tea have u heard the new rose orlando song?
>>540932
rose
oh so u hate me... ic
tea
what?
tea
can u send it to my dms i dont have audio right now
>>540941
sadmoder
>>540929
that whats neat about Devine Inspiration and Tradition, we dont have to believe that the earth qas made 6k years ago in 6days flat, thats just poetic language
>>540940
anon
>>540929
I thought the meme was Catholic lawyer. it’s Jewish scientist or Anglican
>>540939
anon
>>540938
Jewish lawyer, that is, that's just common sense. If my lawyer isn't jewish, I am going to find another one.
>>540942
anon
>>540939
true also Jewish doctor. Catholic…daylaborer sigh
tea
>>540941
u should go hug the boy at the rave :3
rose
i will!! and i will suck his tongue also i hope
>>540948
rose
hes so cute
rose
unfortunately his boyfriends not coming tho ;-; i have such a crush on him omg
>>540953>>540954
anon
I didn’t know any scientists in Catholic Sunday school though. do they reeewaally fund research?
>>540961
rose
.play wristwatch mj lender
rose
the word of god is found in rose orlandos music
>>540955
sadmoder
>>540953
i put in a word with the new pope. rose orlando will be granted sainthood
sæкi
is storming soon n having to check things
sæкi
awe
anon
>>540949
Parochial education is a huge deal for catholics, partially to get kids in early, partially just because they do value it.
>>540968
tea
i made my timesheet and i included the hours i worked on the weekend as overtime lol
tea
they're trying to make domestic abuse a tort around here
>>540984
sæкi
a tort?
tea
like currently it's a crime to hit your wife but only because it's assault. even if it's a pattern it's just taken as repeated offenses. so they wanna make "domestic violence" (the pattern) a different issue with more strict punishments
sæкi
ah
sæкi
-v-
sæкi
finally hit
tea
which i think is based. there's obv a difference in circumstances between 1000 individual minor assaults and domestic abuse. domestic abuse is so bad *because* of the pattern. it corrupts ur whole life and getting punished for each action doesn't cut it.
anon
>>540970
I want to be squeezed between them while you kiss me
sæкi
>>540982
I do too but when there's like heeeeavy storm risk its not fun
rose
@/////@ good heavens
valerie
>>540986
just adding platonic in all caps to something doesnt make it not perverted, if anything id argue it make it more perverted
>>540993
sæкi
like if u know whether maps there's red and tornado risk
sæкi
weather maps*
valerie
>>540993
i would know because i have the divine gift of god and am therefore always right and so i think ur a pervert
>>541022
tea
like sabotaging clients who are horrible people and sucking them for the maximum amount of money possible.
>>541003
anon
>>540995
me at my most scientific lol
anon
still he was outnumbered heavy by atheists and Jews (who were mostly atheists) despite there being a larger Catholic population
>>541020
tea
>>540999
it is moral to give worse defences for domestic abusers
sæкi
I'm working w an anon here to get info on a uh
>>541021
sæкi
case
sæкi
idk if they got off
tea
what case
sæкi
I'll dm you, they got charged w 20 counts of cs4m related shit
>>541015
tea
dm me later srry i am about to get back to work. im sure we'll see each other again soon :)
sæкi
yeeee
sæкi
I'll dm the case number
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>541011
!!!!!!that’s crazy
sæкi
I was the one that uh
sæкi
uncovered the info is al bwa
booger (phone)!boymodewng
that’s must’ve been hard but u did the right thing
anon
>>541002
I'm not saying that there aren't alot of atheists and jews in the sciences, but catholics do generally have a secular intellectual tradition
>>541024
anon
>>541006
I haven’t followed up in a lil :/ oh did she say this month? lemee check
>>541018
sæкi
and dw
rose
.play porter robinson search and destroy remix
nonners
unbothered, in my lane
sæкi
sry if peeps have dmed elsewhere I gotta check in a few
sæкi
on Chromebook
anon
>>541018
oh felt bad I didn’t follow up on it n I should so ty for reminder
sæкi
isokiii
anon
>>541024
Jesuits have insane requirements to actually finish formation
>>541038
sæкi
wasn't sure if was u, being the anon, n so thought I might as well mention to tea 2 as I didn't realize
anon
>>541035
we had jesuits give mass sometimes but ig I never talked to em
rose
on the low ofc
sæкi
sure
anon
she taunts us Umericans :(
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>541043
hornyposting
anon
that’s my word for Americans so we don’t take the continent’s word btw
anon
I hope you’ll use it or propose another
valerie
yanks, we can call them yanks or yankees
>>541051
rose
also rosie is soooooo cute omg omg omg
sadmoder
>>541040
i know its mean, i like that this boymoder is a little bit of a shoulderhon. it makes me feel represented
>>541057>>541062
anon
>>541048
but in use yank means New England
rose
shes like adorable omggg
booger (phone)!boymodewng
.play scrawny wallows
rose
i wanna keep her in a cage or smth
booger (phone)!boymodewng
isn’t yank all north eastern us
>>541058
sæкi
>>541050
I've been told over n over its AI rip, but rose drew a real one
>>541059
anon
>>541056
‘to a foreigner a yankee is an American
to. a southerner Yankee is a northerner
to a northerner a new wnglander
to a new englandwr a vermonter
to a vermonter someone who eats pie for breakfast’
>>541060
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>541058
no but even the south distinguishes from the west
rose
"with a cool hairy style" he says with generick hair
valerie
>>541050
i love shoulderhon representation
derrick_phone(Luzia)
HI WORMS
derrick_phone(Luzia)
HI WORMS
booger (phone)!boymodewng
HI DERRICK
booger (phone)!boymodewng
hi derrick
>>541074
valerie
HELLLOOO
sæкi
heya!!!!!
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>541067
derrick says hello!!
sæкi
::cuddle bunny
sæкi
::cuddle
booger (phone)!boymodewng
it’s so warm out
booger (phone)!boymodewng
::dying
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i
sæкi
erroring out everyone?
derrick_phone(Luzia)
cray crazy
sæкi
also what movie was this dude in
sæкi
is he from like
sæкi
wasn't he in some Netflix show
booger (phone)!boymodewng
oh
booger (phone)!boymodewng
wouldn’t u like to know
derrick_phone(Luzia)
who
derrick_phone(Luzia)
what
booger (phone)!boymodewng
hmph
sæкi
he was in
booger (phone)!boymodewng
13 reasons why lol
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