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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play my bologna
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play weird al eat it
lain from computers
good afternoon
libbed pol
>>542718
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lol, gone
0.5700% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
has anyone seen lain?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
We outta bear claws
0.5701% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
we miss lain ...
shrimp
Booker. Be nice to Lain. Warp her back in.
>>542726
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
But her aim's getting better
0.5702% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>542724
i didn't do anything
shrimp
oh ok
shrimp
carry on
0.5703% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>542718
0.5704% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
see where is the proof
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bloooooooooob
shrimp
yeah i see no proof
shrimp
youre clear
lain from computers
please dont do it again......
>>542737
0.5705% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
phew
shrimp
hi lain
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>542734
WHOA HOLY SHIT WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
shrimp
huh....
shrimp
booker...
0.5706% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
THAT WASN'T MEEEEE
shrimp
why did you do that.. i saw it happen
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Let's put them on trial
lain from computers
please........... :(
0.5707% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
lain is just not here idk why
>>542746
shrimp
BOOKER
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>542744
I'll sue you
lain from computers
STOP PLEASE
shrimp
cmon booker enough is enough the bit is over
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Huh?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What was that
0.5708% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
it's not me i swaer
0.5709% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
she's framing me
0.5710% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
it's a con job
0.5711% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
it's a framing i swear i didn't do anything
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lain say something
shrimp
uve taken this bit too far booker
>>542760
lain from computers
im trying ... im really trying
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nooooo
shrimp
AGAIN
0.5712% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>542756
IT'S NOT ME I'M INNOCENT I SWEAR
0.5713% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
I WANT MY LAWYER
shrimp
thats it
lain from computers
this is so sad im crying for real irl real life
shrimp
im calling opworm
0.5714% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
I WANT MY PHONE CALL
>>542767
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
MOOOOOOODS
anon## global mod
>>542765
You will get your phone call shortly. I'm going to have to put you in the lobby while we wait.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Better call Saul reference
lain from computers
i wish you werent so mean to me...
>>542777
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.skip (video skipped)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My Weird Al playlist....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>542771
How does she keep doing this
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hnggghhhhh I want to play Miro Semberac's songs.....
0.5715% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>542771
I'M LITERALLY IN THE LOBBY HOW COULD I DO THIS
0.5717% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>542770
lain from computers
i was just kidding x)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Woah
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Magik
shrimp
do you remembner that video
lain from computers
>>542782
technical foul:
NOT nonners
shrimp
with the funny girl
shrimp
saying she can replace ai
0.5719% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
no i'm not nonners
shrimp
FUCK
0.5720% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>542789
more like artemis fowl amirite
0.5721% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
i was thinking about opening a pawnshop actually
0.5722% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
fucked up
0.5723% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
how are you doing rasky
0.5724% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
raasky stocks are UP right now
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Ancient greek croation gigachad
kate
Someone delivered a doordash to the wrong house (mine) and it seems like doordash doesn't have a working phone contact anymore, so I'm enjoying a large cup of the 23rd flavor of Dr.Pepper rn.
>>542803
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>542800
Dr. Pepper fans are insane
kate
Was probably on the porch the whole afternoon, no fizz left whatsoever
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>542804
Tovarish, why drinking western chemichals
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Dr Pepper doesn't eve taste that good
kate
Isn't it basically prune juice with preservatives?
>>542811
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>542809
It's all prune juice let's be honest
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play roki vulovic panteri
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Damn, I forgot Roki has british teeth lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fuuny story, recently (about 3 weeks ago) my dad tasked me with installing vpn on his personal laptop, I went to do the deed and when I went to check the desktop I found Minecraft on his desktop. He didn't seem to be aware of it and the icon itself was just a shortcut to installation website but still funny (funnier than that porn site I found in his bookmarks that's for sure)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Found the ice eaters forum frequenter
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're a beluga whale?
kate
I've played the seed "Nya" a lot and there's a ice ocean off the horison of a nice forrest, so I've grown fond of it.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Minecraft bee
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Just like in real life
kate
>snowy beach doesn't make sense
They didn't explain why, like I've seen snow on sand before
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You expect a Minecraft youtuber to have an IQ bigger than an average Joe? Lol
kate
The Arborea datapack improves a lot of these, even non-tree related changes.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Minecraft has Hyperborea?? NOW I want to pla
>>542843
0.5725% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
image.png
ok guys what about this guitar Yamaha FG800J NT 6 String Beginner Guitar, Solid Spruce Top, Traditional Western Dreadnought, Rosewood Fingerboard & Bridge, Nato/Mahogany Back & Sides, Natural Finish, Scalloped Bracing, Right-handed
>>542835
0.5727% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
i want to buy a guitar and learn
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
If you can hold an autistic guitar you can play Wonderwall, it's only natural
0.5728% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>542839
>repariing it yourself
but i'm really stupid
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>542843
Okay cool lemme just pirate Minecart first
kate
yeah I usually use it first when getting mods on prismlauncher
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Numberphile? Dude wants to do the dirty with his homework lmao
kate
What an odd haircut
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's like that thing zoomers used to have back in 2017 expect ever worse
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me neither, I had long hair back then
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Math is fake and gay, real men count with air strokes
anon
who the FUUUCK designed my body so that i get naseaus when im hungry
anon
thats so fucking stupid
anon
i need a customer support number
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Try not starving yourself
>>542862
kate
Got some paperwork to de see nya'll
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
For a change
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>542866
Nah, your dick is limp and I'm a bottom
>>542869
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Take viagra first
anon
>>542867
well you didnt have to get so personal. we were just having fun.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well excuse me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
But I ain't got viagra to spare so
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You need beer
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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What I need is a shot of pure adrenaline straight to my heart cause the energy drinks are making me sleepy for some fucking reason
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gonna need enough drugs to jumpstart a rhino to keep awake soon
0.5729% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
i think i'm just going to go to a music store tomorrow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Buy me a Weezer CD plz
0.5730% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
all of the used ones honestly seem like the same price as just getting a new one
0.5731% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
plus they'll have like a better understanding of what i would want i guess
0.5732% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
and i should go outside
dawn
.play weezer butterfly
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.skip (video skipped)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Libpol servers when song is not in english (it fucks up the entire website)
0.5733% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
who is libpol
>>542893
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
John Libpol
dawn
libertarian politics
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Dubs and I'll do the dishes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lol okat
0.5734% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>542888
#check (checked)
0.5735% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
haha
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ahem, vore number
sadmoder
::vore
0.5736% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
are you sad moder?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>542898
It's randalsexual flag, for me exclusively
>>542903
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>542903
Next on the list is randalgender flag
sadmoder
o7
0.5738% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
or mildlyupsetmoder
>>542911
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gonna modify agender flag for this
anon
>profile says 6'3
>show up
>he's a head shorter than me
>>542910
sadmoder
>>542907
sad shorter
>>542906
not the most happy, kind of depressed in general
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>542914
Secretly
anon
>>542897
New super straight flag just droppe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's not ss flag, stop
dawn
does hornyposting get you banned or just booted to the lobby
>>542924
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm not even straight to begin with
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Plus the orange and the black aren't touching so it's not ga- I mean straight
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Booted straight to afterlife
anon
should I make this dood play chess
>>542930
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
THis shit looks bad
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Somebody threw a socdem party newspaper in my mailbox today, I'm voting for Yabloko to spite them
0.5741% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>542927
ok...
anon
what is it bloober
0.5742% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
we can play i guess
anon
I'm not playing chess with you right now!
anon
I have to make this guy play chess
0.5743% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
oh okay i was worried
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Is for me?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Say it, axe boy
sadmoder
are you a 15th century oeasnat
straw bury
>>542941
what if i fucking cry will u believe me then im crying right now ur making me crie
>>542944
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Straw tears taste good because of onions and eggs
0.5745% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>542942
yeah you'd have to sob for at least 25 minutes before i would believe you
0.5746% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
if you did it for only 24 then i would just think you're putting on a show
0.5747% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>542947
don't lie to people it's not very nice
0.5748% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>542953
likely story
0.5749% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
you don't even own a pan
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Please start loving yourself I'm begging you
0.5750% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
much less one that can fry
straw bury
i can send u a picture i have evidence and shit
>>542959
0.5751% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>542958
oh yeah and will this evidence be presented with a notary?
straw bury
idk what a notary is but ill post a picture hold on
0.5752% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
hehhe sorry i'm just messing with you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Notary certified screenshot lmao
0.5753% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
i'm pretty sure you only need an affadavit
sadmoder
i would be satisfied with a zero knowelede proof
anon
mrrp
0.5754% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>542965
objection! there's clearly no onions there
>>542970
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>542965
Oh so like drachena, I see
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That's good stuff
straw bury
>>542971
yeah, how convenient for me *sticks my tongue out and blows raspberry at u*
anon
how are we tonight
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The communist party should come together and fire Putin
anon
sounds good!'
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Would be better if Zuganov won the election back in '18 but alas
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm not even a communist but still
anon
lame
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What exactly?
anon
nothing im just being mean for no reason
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wow, you're a bitch. *slaps your dick* Mean ass bitch
>>542983
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play mickey and donald get tortured
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>542983
How about this *slaps your balls*
anon
ok thats not very nice.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah
anon
sorry >_<
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Did you cum? Cause you sound like you creamed
>>542995
anon
no thats weird
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
True
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Just wodnering
straw bury
>>542995
is there anything that doesnt make u cum
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>542995
Ofc you did
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>542999
Shaddap grammar nazi *slaps your tits*
>>543003
anon
wow. rude!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shouldn't have hired an angry manlet as your dominatrix just saying
straw bury
>>543000
*ruffles ur hair somewhat aggressively*
anon
i didnt sign up for this
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yah you did
anon
ok fair
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I can show where exactly the paper is stained with your blood
anon
im sleepy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
BEEEEE
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bee me
straw bury
honey for me but not for bee
anon
be free,,,
straw bury
this movie is all about a bee that is in a hive that doesnt respect her but then a bunch of evil wasps attack and steal all their honey and then she saves them all and her hive serpects her now
anon
sounds lame!
sadmoder
is barry b benson transmasc? are half the bees in that movie transmasc?
>>543019
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>543017
His nerd friend is 100% trans coded
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Adam
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
.play sade - cherish the day
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shoutout to Alan Ituriel for creating the quientiessential Tumblr sexyman (Black Hat)
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
>>543023
when i open my chips bag and she gives me that look
anon
it is every american patriot's duty to make moonshine whiskey and refuse to pay excise taxes on it. everything went fucking downhill since they tried to killed all the moonshiners over it
anon
thanks
anon
status update, he is bad at chess
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
America america
>>543033
anon
poor apalacian mountain men were just trying to feed their families and the taxman came and tried to KILL them over it
straw bury
>>543034
dont look at me like that pls......... i might get a little "eccited" ahaa.......
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>543033
Moonshine (aka samogon) is slav culture
anon
>>543041
you are not good at making moonshine. step your game up
anon
Methanol poisoning is vastly overhyped it's barely a real thing and you basically have to do it on purpose to get a concentration that will hurt you
anon
not nice
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Horse electrolytes
anon
>>543046
I'm real and i know how to make my methanol cuts
straw bury
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i cant fuckingn smoke because in need to apply for the ironworkers soon and if i fail the drug test then my instructior is gunna be mad at me :(
::gle
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I can't smonk in general
anon
Ethanol is competitive to the same receptors as methanol so the only way methanol can hurt you is if you drink it pure, the only reason it would be pure enough to hurt you is if you INTENTIONALLY make the cut at the right time and then intentionally drink the methanol portion which btw tastes like shit anyways
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
>>543048
mine hurt
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Who cares, just chug perfume
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I bought an energy drink that was advertised as "extra" taurine and I hoped my heart would explode but instead I got sleepy watafak
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglay
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay gleegloo
straw bury
#ksay meow meow nyaaa *flops over on tummy* nyaaaaaaaa pet me plssssss :3
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay straw bury
anon
methanol poisoning is a psyop by the government to make you think moonshining is more dangerous than it is
anon
meow
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
#ksay praise glayglay our success is inevitable
>>543066
anon
the only signifigant risk of moonshining is pressure and flammability and if you just put a pressure release valve and don't pack your column with beads like a fucking moron then it's not a real risk
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
#ksay praise glayglay our success is inevitable
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay.
>>543085
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Same as it ever was same as it ever was same as it ever was
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
::strawgirl
>>543072
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
angery
straw bury
autocannibalism
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
They're eating her...
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
>>543073
gollum
anon
every wormie must learn to make moonshine liquor
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>543076
In 2026
straw bury
feast oif my flesh children so that u may gain my knowledge
::straw bury
anon
yayyyyyyyy
anon
the alcohol tax bureau is the single most profitable US government entity because they fuckint steal the hard work of american patriots
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm going to bed fuck it
anon
fuck da bed
anon
The AMAB flag was created by acro-pluris on the Tumblr blog Beyond-MOGAI-Pride-Flags on October 15, 2020. The blue and red stripes represent cis AMAB individuals and trans AMAB individuals. The yellow and grey stripes represent AMAB individuals who identify as gender modalities other than cis or trans.
>>543092
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No
straw bury
the main guy in this movie has a thing for dyke bitches he says so he says "i got a thing for dyke bitches" its true
>>543112>>543093
anon
>>543089
what does this have to do with moonshine liquor?
0.5756% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>543091
but how do you know he wasn't lying
>>543094
straw bury
>>543093
was he lying when he (redacted for hornyposting) me
0.5757% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
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::hornyposting
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
>>543087
am nice, enjoying this lovely night. so nice to have u here.
>>543097
0.5758% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>543096
Lori...
anon
balls
anon
the federal government doesnt want you to know how cheap and easy it is to make liquor at home
straw bury
omg its me with the burger
0.5759% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
oh wait this is a whole mmovie wtf
>>543104
anon
!
0.5761% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>543104
nah it's fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
the movie is blocked here....guess they're afraid of me pirating it. AS THEY SHOULD!
>>543110>>543111
straw bury
>>543112
im not a dyke i just dont like u
0.5764% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
>>543113
omg HIIIII #kiss
0.5765% bloooooooooober!boymodewng
can i get ur autograph
>>543118
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
>>543117
no, ur gonna use to falsify my signature
anon
wow. kissing. really. thats just unsanitary
anon
transfem anon..
anon
I know, you shoulld be cum swapping instead
>>543123
anon
bodily fluids are disgusting
straw bury
i was in a psych ward once and they were always playing basketball in the courtyard and they kept hitting this one dude in the head that was just the most innocent kid alive lol like he literally never said a word or made a sound and they kept doming him on accident lmfaoooo they were all friends with him outside of that
anon
Less bacteria than saliva
anon
loris you cant be saying thta!
>>543129
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
>>543127
i said nothing, i'm innocent, pure, demure, holy, virginal...
>>543131
anon
im really innocent
anon
i said so
straw bury
#8ball (yeah)
anon
oracle and 8bal both agree that I should squeeze lori's ass
>>543141
straw bury
14219.jpg
youre spazzing >:)
::stare
anon
thats very not nice!
straw bury
#8ball (yeah)
anon
hi anon!
anon
Lori is very demure, coy, and chaste
>>543149
anon## global mod
Hello New Friends
anon
im bored as hell!
💛💚💙🤍!nIOh.loris
>>543146
yes yes, i think i'll become a nun
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