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booger (phone)!boymodewng
5000miles
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awe best wishes :'<
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idk which one of u i just added
booger (phone)!boymodewng
idk i only have that discord on my computer
anon
wasn’t there a third worm you played war thunder with too? you .. was it lori???
>>544928
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yeah i only use discy on my pc
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544926
lori and shrimp played war thunder
booger (phone)!boymodewng
OHHHH
booger (phone)!boymodewng
wait i think i know what anon ur talking about
booger (phone)!boymodewng
it was the original shrimp anon the one that inspired everyone to keep shrimp for a bit
anon
wait omg yes her I still have mine but she was before shrimp wasn’t she
booger (phone)!boymodewng
that was back in october
anon
I should have archived the site fr
booger (phone)!boymodewng
yeah shrimp used to be april and then changed to shrimp once she got shrimp
anon
yeah I didn’t want to say cuz shrimp said that name is special n all
booger (phone)!boymodewng
oh i’ve spammed it randomly LMAO
anon
but I thought opna had shrimp
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i miss opna so much
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was it opna that got banned or another peep
booger (phone)!boymodewng
yeah she got banned
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yeah i wanted to make sure i wasnt mixing up
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544940
do u remember frick what’s their name they had cool music and they would post about manga
anon
I feel like there was someone else though
booger (phone)!boymodewng
and cool gifs like they had the microwave stuff but i forget their name
anon
I’m supposed to say you right? ;)
>>544952
booger (phone)!boymodewng
nonononono they liked pine grove and indie songs
anon
I have a vague feeling but I also feel like I’m making it up maybe
>>544960
booger (phone)!boymodewng
they come here rarely
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1
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ignore the into
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intro
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544953
i wanna say it starts with a v
booger (phone)!boymodewng
VUUV!!!!!
anon
oh fugggg!!!!!!
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varnish
anon
I haven’t seen vuuv and I have an association w that name but it’s all fuzzy
booger (phone)!boymodewng
did dango ever switch sites?
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idk if i rember that name hm
anon
I kinda hope one of them is like Derrick _fan or uh someone else or smth I think one of them is an older user
>>544973>>544969
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544967
she was like smart smart like doing her phd an stuff
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awww
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i remember having a convo here as an anon a long while before i became named abt
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544967
derrick fan was on the old site too
anon
wasn’t vuuv or someone really good at Linux and patient- one of the old ones who got me to install i3 I think
>>544976
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how some person shouldnt really be idolizing teddy k
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544974
they were really smart and they talked a lot about manga yea
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aw
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did smth happen or they just dip or smth ?
anon
I think we lost a few people went it went from brainworms. surgery to Libpol. I think Libpol was a lil less cozy and there was the ai generation spam
>>544981
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544980
i’m trying to think of anyone else
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oh was this also named brainworms for a time
>>544985
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i only heard abt the original name
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ah
anon
>>544982
yep! I showed up when it was brainworms.surgery but supposedly it was lgbtchan before that or smth
>>544987>>544990
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booger (phone)!boymodewng
or maybe february i remember cuz i think i was at a hotel for something
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i heard abt the original stuff from op worm here a bit but not abt those names
anon
>>544987
Damn fire. I was here last summer because I remember being at the community college library since I had nowhere else to be and doing colemak exercises and chatting w wormies, and posting about beevee when the fall semester started
>>544993
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>544992
yeahhhhh i remember chatting about colemak we were both gonna switch
>>545000
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lel
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aw
anon
>>544993
haha you had the arguments again down then already. I still much prefer the feel. it’s just all the stuff with other ppls keyvoards
>>545009
booger (phone)!boymodewng
oh yeaaaah i miss that person im not sure if they’re posting under a different name about the ergonomics
anon
there was h too for some time but idk
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i think i saw someone w that name show up recently
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:'<
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thasguh
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545000
thanks for talking to me. honestly i feel a lot better now. I was being silly b4
>>545016
anon
you ever reach out to that old friend of yours saeki? I thought there was someone you were gonna. I’ve done nothing w my childhood friend yet :/
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i responded to them but i never got a discy add from them, i need to check spacehey but they hadnt responded in like a week
anon
>>545004
#hug
sorry it’s my nature… I hope that’s not treating you like a joke or shit.
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hope chu can reach the peep urself in time
::sad
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this guy disappeared for like 7 years
anon
>>545009
it matters to feel listened to and all but I do feel like you haven’t done the stuff you really enjoyed on here lately :/ lmao the second you start feeling better I come on with the doubt. if you want to make some friends from /tttt/ who share your values and experiences and you help each other I think that would be great. but I’m glad we had this too. I miss the missing worms, I guess it’s been on my mind a little the people I’ve lost lately and I’m trying to build longer term friends, though a lot of them are in Russia or wherever and idk what we can really do.
>>545022>>545021
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i gotta try n respond to peeps stabley
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545016
awee i think that’s a good thing. i really enjoy talking to you. i think that if ur just u u will find a ton of people who want to be around u, ur always so positive and nice and kind and you have really interesting thoughts when u put urself out there yano?
>>545024
anon
>>545022
you too bloober :) you’ve got spunk and inner fire for days
>>545025
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545024
i guess irs just been different recently was all i was sayin. But talking to u made me remember all of the fun times i had yano?
>>545026
anon
>>545025
No it has and I wanna hear you getting that back too
booger (phone)!boymodewng
we can meme together …
anon
me too :)
anon
the fire rises
anon
sorry I’m too boomer
anon
bloobmer
booger (phone)!boymodewng
too tired more like it isn’t it like 4am
anon
yeaahhhh……
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i’m a bit boomer too it’s okay
anon
based mandated rest time pilled booger
booger (phone)!boymodewng
wait
anon
waiting
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i got paid let’s go
>>545043
anon
Poggers !!!!!!!
booger (phone)!boymodewng
why do they schedule it to be 4am the direct deposit lol
anon
I LOVE money!
anon
maybe in case they have to take it back real quick or smth
>>545044
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545042
maybe but every job i do direct deposit for it always comes at 4 am it’s just funny
anon
makes me think about universal time being about 4 hours ahead of us but idk
>>545047
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545045
ohhhh maybe
anon
I’m sticking to this theory no matter the evidence which piles up against it since I made it
booger (phone)!boymodewng
berry based
booger (phone)!boymodewng
hmmm should i pay my credit cards now or do it in the morning
>>545054
anon
mine autopsy from my debit account
>>545053
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545052
richy rich … 😭
anon
xD
booger (phone)!boymodewng
it’s not that bad rn
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i have 1000 on one card and like 300 on the other or smthing like that
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545056
right now?
booger (phone)!boymodewng
listen i juuuuuuuuust finished training okay and i was on a strictish budget for like 6 months
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i might’ve been a lil bit irresponsible
anon
you should budget to have fun but budget none the less
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i did when i was training
booger (phone)!boymodewng
now i’m invetweenxand back at home and don’t have to pay rent or food
anon
just increase the enjoyable stuff amount but still stick to the budget but keep track of it
booger (phone)!boymodewng
keeping track of it makes me sad
anon
:( poor booger
booger (phone)!boymodewng
much easier to pretend i never had the money
anon
u should use that strategy at work and just pretend things which aren’t doing so good aren’t there
booger (phone)!boymodewng
listen it is a viable strategy to ignore them so they can’t enter the zone
anon
they’re a bunch of brats
booger (phone)!boymodewng
technically the onus is on them to make contact …
anon
they should be nicer if they want permission
anon
send you a gift perhaps like some chocolate
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i got yelled at by the instructor when i suggested it
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i said “what is the specific category you would take off” and he didn’t have an answer but said i would still fail on ethics xD
>>545079
anon
sadge
booger (phone)!boymodewng
they actually had to make up a category on the final eval for me
booger (phone)!boymodewng
it was funny
booger (phone)!boymodewng
he was like “we’ve never had anyone do that that was really dumb so i made a category to take points off because it didn’t fit in any of the other ones” xD
anon
waow ur like Harry Potter or solid snake or smth
anon
aka malding and helly
booger (phone)!boymodewng
tbf they were right it was a … creative error
anon
aww that’s good you grow from it, it’s important to put that stuff before ego
>>545107
booger (phone)!boymodewng
not safety critical tho just like wtf why would you organize it like this
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so
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im trying to pirate after effects again
anon
see saeki is being a budget rolemodel
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idk where to get it now since i had contacts last time
>>545095
booger (phone)!boymodewng
globber do u speak russian
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>>545095
i was thinking this but i cant end up using the software in a sandbox or such
anon
nyet
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i was curious cuz u said russian friends
>>545102
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and ru tracker esc things are uhhh
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sadly a lot of them have sketch
>>545109
anon
>>545099
I use translate but I got a book from the library on it n I’m going to at least learn Cyrillic to pick out cognates
>>545106
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i usually just go to the piracy reddit they usually have a mega thread
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i went to the r piracy megathread but it kinda sucks
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545102
ouuuuuuu interesting
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545086
the funniest one happened to my classmate
booger (phone)!boymodewng
he did something they thought was so dumb they changed the rules for the evals going forward so that he would fail if he did it again LMAOO
>>545112
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>>545109
theres a lot of shit put into the files often times
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i only downloaded one last time cus i knew the person who sourced it
>>545114
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one sec
anon
>>545111
that’s pretty cool! hacky saeki
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545112
it was honestly pretty funny he was so shook up the debrief was like “if it were up to me i would fail you but technically you passed with this but don’t EVER do that again”
anon
aww that’s the real test is did they get in his head just gotta keep going
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had to hop on yknow
!shroomyssg
IT'S BEEN 8 MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONTHS
>>545121
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haiii
anon
ohhhhh???
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545118
isn’t it june so isn’t it only 6…………………..
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545122
unimportant answer
anon
if you are in the purge, and you plant a landmine. If someone steps on that landmine the next day, do you get arrested or is it not a crime?
>>545137
booger (phone)!boymodewng
wait it depends on what ur charged under
booger (phone)!boymodewng
the offense of planting the mine you would be clear of , but you could argue that knowing about the booby trap and not doing anything about it would give you the mens rea to be culpible
>>545134>>545128
anon
I would say it goes against the spirit of the purge because it’s supposed to be quick crime
booger (phone)!boymodewng
it would be the equivalent of booby trapping your home
booger (phone)!boymodewng
but a defense attorney could argue that you planted it intending for it to be used during the purge and then forgot or didn’t realize it didn’t go off thus making you not have the mens rea
anon
me poisoning the water supply during the purge
anon
me burning down all the farms, substations, and oil storage facilities during the purge killing everyone
>>545143
anon
>>545126
but the actus rea occurred during a period of time where you are theoretically allowed to do any action
>>545135
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545134
yeah but if you know about it after the purge and you don’t do anything about it you are in effect attempting to inflect bodily harm after the fact, arguably
anon
I plant it in the middle of my neighbors lawn then not my problem that shit, I'm not the landmine safety inspector
>>545139
anon
GOOD question ty saeki
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545136
well that’s what i said a good defense attorney could argue you simply forgot about it or didn’t realize it didn’t go off? the onus would be on them to prove that you intended for it to be left out beyond the day of the purge
anon
New Purge movie, but the entire thing is just about establishing the jurisprudence of the purge
>>545157
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545143
i’m tired
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545145
tell me what to do again and i will beat you with a tireiron
>>545149
booger (phone)!boymodewng
why do they call tireirons tireirons
booger (phone)!boymodewng
why not just a wrench
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545149
#tireiron
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545151
#tireiron
anon
>>545143
they can’tban him during the purge…..
anon
Me hornyposting during the purge
booger (phone)!boymodewng
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#tag (can only upload JPG/PNG/GIF images) silence
anon
>>545140
lawyers have lots of money seem like a potential demographic to target
anon
>lawyers
>wanting to actually study law
anon
:o world shattered
booger (phone)!boymodewng
but i’m not shattered anon…
>>545163
anon
Me enriching uranium during the purge
booger (phone)!boymodewng
the us military should drone strike its citizens more
>>545165
booger (phone)!boymodewng
let em know that it’s not cool
anon
the us military should drone strike itself more so it’s fair and they aren’t playing favorites
booger (phone)!boymodewng
but who would do the drone striking
booger (phone)!boymodewng
do you wanna know what i saw proposed that would be a fire idea
anon
they just train ppl to replace the ppl who die and you have a 1% chance of getting blown up every time u do a strike
booger (phone)!boymodewng
we simply the military by having all three branches fight each other and winner gets the be the military
booger (phone)!boymodewng
like navy v airforce v army
booger (phone)!boymodewng
winner gets to keep their job
anon
have you seen dr strangelove? that has the army attack an Air Force base and its a great movie
anon
I disagree, there should be more branches
anon
I think that the US military should handpick the most attractive and promising candidates to undergo feminization, then they should be made to marry me
>>545177
anon
oooh twinkanon is cooking with the more branches
>>545179
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545175
omg like starforce
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545176
one branch and jay z runs it
anon
Another branch of the military or dinner with Jay Z?
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i would trust jay z to run the military that dude seems like he’s got it figured out
anon
I pick dinner with Jay Z because he can teach me to invest further into the military to get more branches
anon
oh good
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i was gonna say kanye but he would probably just turn that shit into a nazi military or he would fail to do ANYTHINF FOR 8 FUCKING YEARS AND THEN RELAEE A SLOP ALBUM ADTER HYPING IT UP
anon
he has to fight jayz with his sleepy Nazi militia
anon
Kanye is gonna do some wacky shit, he is going to outdo this nazi phase, I am calling it here he is going to come out as gay or smthn
>>545189
booger (phone)!boymodewng
kayne is gonna release yeezus some day
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545187
no he’s gonna come out with the most insanely good album like he always does and then everyone will pretend he’s not crazy for a bit
anon
he’s going to marry you
anon
it's liberal praxis to forcefem nazis, so I would make Kanye undergo HRT if he married me
>>545204
anon
what if he married Peter thiel and had a buck breaking themed wedding
>>545195
booger (phone)!boymodewng
that guy seems like so dislikeable it’s crazy
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545194
i mean this in a nonviolent way fbi if ur watching
booger (phone)!boymodewng
no but fr every time i see peter thiel it’s like damn that dude seems like an asshole idk how he’s so rich
booger (phone)!boymodewng
bezos at least seems smart
anon
I’d like to read his book zero to one sometime
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545194
no but fr fbi i meant this in a dramatic way like “omg he’s so unlikable” not in a fed posting way <3
anon
>>545192
but it’s liberal praxis to respect women so ur going to have to do all kinds of trad things w ur wife now
>>545205
anon
>>545204
Of course I would, I would cook for her and take her to nice places like the movie theater or ice skating or something. And I would be very romantic and have at least TWO candlelit dinners a week
>>545206
booger (phone)!boymodewng
ok what about this we take the cia and we actually make it what people think it is
>>545209
booger (phone)!boymodewng
like go full shadow government instead of just dumb bureaucrats
anon
>>545207
Can we please do this PLEASE deep state DEEP STATE save us from this fat retard currently in charge, CIA agent please if you are reading this JFK HIM ALREADY
>>545212
SadChan🍉🍉
i slept
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545209
no ur gonna get visited from the fbi too….
>>545214
anon
>>545212
If they show up to my house, they will learn the meaning of pain
booger (phone)!boymodewng
sadchan we’re gonna make the us military branches fight each other to see who gets to be the only military branch so we can reduce funding
>>545218
anon
I will trap an FBI agent in my basement and forcefem her and make her into my woman
>>545219
SadChan🍉🍉
>>545215
the marines win because they are all mentally ill psychos or at least abused into becoming mentally ill psychos
>>545220>>545227
SadChan🍉🍉
>>545220
tbh imo if we HAD to pickone branch it should be the air force (dont tell my navy friends i said that)
booger (phone)!boymodewng
we’re not picking one sadchan
booger (phone)!boymodewng
they are fighting to the death on the american continent until they surrender or die
>>545231
anon
It should be the Merchant Marine
SadChan🍉🍉
Air Force has most of the satelitte, cyberwarfare, ICBM, and advanced weaponry capabilities and has a decent amount of planes and ground troops too.

The navy has the most raw firepower, artillery and planes but they can usually only project their power litorally. and the best pilots as well.

The army is hordes of grunts and a few good specialist disciplines meant to die as canon fodder or serve as occupying forces,

the marines are the vanguard of any invasion, they are the ones who get in first, do tons of damage and take the highest casualties. they train for and seek out the most dangerous missions and their training and weapons are best for close in engagements with hostile militaries.
>>545229
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does the air force as an entirety or just the pilots need 20/20 vision
>>545240
booger (phone)!boymodewng
if we want a truly strong military we need to make them fight eachtother so they have battle experience
anon
>>545224
the usa needs to adapt a doctrine to try to fight more wars on its soil, particularly near industrial and population centers
>>545232
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545231
yeah it’s no fun if you beat up on people who can’t fight back they gotta just fight each other
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i wanna see how they would seige new york city
anon
The Merchant Marine has that money money money money dolla dolla bills
SadChan🍉🍉
no they dont
SadChan🍉🍉
they are so underfunded its insane
>>545246
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i’m just saying if we’re gonna blow the majority of the budget on the military we should at least make them kill each other for entertainment
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i mean practice
SadChan🍉🍉
kinda based
anon
>>545228
I think even the pilots can get waivers now but idk. they don’t care about airmen fusing the bombs being able to see stuff far away and they expect nerds anyway
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probably
booger (phone)!boymodewng
if i was the us president i would seek out any tailgaters and drone strike them
booger (phone)!boymodewng
those people are so annoying
anon
If I was President, I would dronestrike people for fun tbh
booger (phone)!boymodewng
it would be fun to drone strike bridges to see which ones stand up to it
anon
Oh yeah, it can be like those tiktok videos where the cars speed up and they determine whether you would survive the crash, but IRL with drone strikes on bridges
anon
>>545246
just sell all the equipment they have - winner states like Russia already use these tactics but WOKE anticorruption holds us back
>>545251
booger (phone)!boymodewng
brooklyn bridge is a beefy boy i don’t think a drone strike takes it out
booger (phone)!boymodewng
need at least 2
booger (phone)!boymodewng
if u ran a country what stops u from claiming random land
>>545256
booger (phone)!boymodewng
like even if you don’t intend to enforce it
booger (phone)!boymodewng
just to fuck with people
booger (phone)!boymodewng
like germany claiming idk hawaii for no reason
anon
>>545252
You don't even have to run a country to do this, I have already personally claimed 7 separate colonies for the US.
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booger (phone)!boymodewng
i want to crash the economy
anon
i want to crash an aircraft carrier into the Statue of Liberty while shouting at full speed that would be nuts (just me in the drivers seat so it’s safe)
booger (phone)!boymodewng
do you think france would be mad if we returned the statue of liberty for cash instead
>>545263
booger (phone)!boymodewng
it’s too tacky
>>545265
anon
>>545261
what if we spiced it up and made it naughty
booger (phone)!boymodewng
based
anon
To like Kazakhstan
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545265
no no regift it to france and then demand the arches they have in return
anon
we should create Statue of Liberty X the motherland calls yuri
booger (phone)!boymodewng
or like the place of versailles lmao
>>545272
anon
the Statue of Liberty should be having sex
anon
>>545269
oooh they have good stuff over there we should defect our regions to France
anon
maybe they’ll put arches and gardens in my neighborhood
booger (phone)!boymodewng
have u ever seen the meme where the northern irish kids try expanding the borders by moving the sign an inch everyday
>>545276>>545278
anon
We should engage in a hostile takeover of France where we give them a bunch of states then use the new electoral power to vote for the integration of France into the US
>>545277
anon
>>545274
surveyors are the enemies of humanity with their demonic tripods
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545275
i just like annexing countries
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i don’t have an ideology i just like annexing things simple as
>>545281
anon
#ai what is an Amex in a building

nice try fed.
what is an Amex in a building
anon
u should add annexes to your home til it consumes the entire continent
>>545284
anon
#ai write a story about annexing Antarctica

ok here's a quick one:

the year was 2047. global temps had fried the ice caps so bad antarctica was basically just a big wet rock with some penguins vibing on it. world leaders got bored one tuesday and decided "fuck it, land grab time."

china rolled up first with prefab cities on skis, salted the ground for farming, called it new south xinjiang. the us panicked and airdropped a walmart and six starbucks, planted a flag made of oil barrels. russia just sent a single guy in a tracksuit with a shovel to dig for "historical claims."

the brits tried to colonize again but their tea froze so they gave up. meanwhile the penguins unionized under a charismatic emperor penguin named steve, started charging rent in fish. by 2050 antarctica had 17 governments, 24 constitutions, and zero functional toilets.

the un sent a strongly worded email. everyone ignored it. business as usual.
write a story about annexing Antarctica
anon
No outside except in the coast
anon
just rooms
booger (phone)!boymodewng
the birds are chirping it’s so late
>>545288
anon
haha yeah Nini
anon
you're boned
anon
totally fr this time
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i certainly am tired
anon
You should fall asleep in my arms
anon
u need booger eep
anon
climb into a nice nose shaped bed
booger (phone)!boymodewng
would be based
anon
green waterbed mattress which nestles you in
anon
>climbs into nose shaped bed
>nestles with the nose hairs to stay warm
>>545300
anon
green blankets with gel inside them which feel moist
>>545304
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>545298
one day you’ll understand the gold standard
>>545303
anon
warm and cozy
anon
big fan which blows air in and out in rythem
anon
>>545300
I am going to fuck you and make you my woman
anon
Personally, I think it should be legal to raid the coast of foreign countries for loot and concubines
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i just realized i have the same old desk lamp as in the video im watching
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in this room
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sticktuitiveness as a word owns
booger (phone)!boymodewng
return the gold standard is all i want
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"everybody that comes in here asks me about my three grey hats, they say why do you have three grey thats that look pretty much exactly the same"
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holy hecc
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i just died laughing uh
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suddenly hbomberguys voice comes on
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he plays someone late into it that has him lip syncing hbomb doing a 50s british accent/speech pattern
Plum
hii
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haiiii
hamad
eid after tomorrow
hamad
eid after tomorrow
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hm?

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