:(

i have a gun and i am afraid to use it

>>546159
#smooch

>>546157
I have a use an dm

and I’m afraid to gun it

>>546165
same!!

>>546201
fire fire fire
I laffed when asked
you have a really pleasant voice

:3

>>546225
when you did milkshakes are delicious you increased your range a lil I thought and if sounded good but I’m sussy of high pitched monotone too idk so don’t feel like u always have to voicecrackingmaxx

awwww ::hug

you’ve still got nice things to say and are nice to listen to even then saeki

^_^

cute

I rember the diy dentistry threads on 4chan

waow

I think that says something that he thought to call you

good gf

I’m glad you had what you did

n I’m glad ur here w me new :)

now

gah sad :(

maybe you helped her have some time without it

thinking about touching all over gah horny n touchy feeling

“As neonatal conjunctivitis used to occur in around 10% of newborns and cause about half of all cases of blindness in Europe, the treatment is credited with saving the eyesight of millions”
#ksay good job

waow

wow

you can get diseases swimming in bad water

my mom would as a kid from pesticide runoff and I would from runoff into our river

>>546331
#reply tell me about this

lake pontchartrain is a huge brackish lake in louisiana, right by new orleans. it's about 40 miles wide, shallow as hell, with an average depth of only 12-14 feet. the causeway across it is one of the longest bridges in the world. salty and fresh water mix there, so it's got weird ecosystems. also known for weird weather—like sudden squalls that flip boats. and yeah, there's legends about monsters in it, because of course there are. tell me about this

that’s good :)

I would build my boat out of salt

and then have a desalination thing onboard and constantly replace the missing hull

>>546316
>I keep getting bit by spiders
if i ever got bit by a spider i'd be horrified for the rest of my life

>>546347
i know they're probably not that dangerous (most of them) but the idea of a spider touching me let alone biting me is absolutely petrifying

>>546344
he takes care of others..

randyyy!!!!!!!!!

how are you??!

me 2 but I’ll get up within 30 min

>>546350
awww I’m used to them but I known it’s REALLY bad for some peeps

I wonder if it’s instinctual or what

I dunno him

mmm now I want meatloaf

I think maybe it was invented in the Great Depression or wwii but idk

I love meatloaf it’s so goood

>>546375
which is based always go insane when cooking

it’s not really dough though it’s more grain in meat tbh I think

it’s a GOOD concept

mmmmmm

Randy I flipped through a book on learning Russian at the library so now I’m ready to say things you will be very proud of me for

did u know Russian ppl say I think something like ‘good luck’ and then you reply ‘go to the devil’ but it’s a nice thing when ur going off to do smth?

or maybe I misremembered

you start with break a leg though- I thought it was a reply or maybe not

do I say ‘I’m going to create a global empire headquartered in novosibirsk’ and you say ‘go to the devil’ ?

ooooh that sounds advanced

just like u

they should teach language learners nothing but internet slang

skibidi poggers

yes you are

::rat girl

i read there is a tradition w some ppl of sitting for a minute before setting out on a journey

in silence

oh that’s good! I didn’t know if it was too old and cringe or whatever

I think maybe I’ll do that on my next big journey, I always turn back in the first 10 minutes for smth I forgot lmao

that’s healthier anyway to just sit

yay! use ur Russian magic!!!!!

we have to earn it, Russians only use their magic for the true of heart

>>546435
hooot

when making a new Russian friend it’s common to just invite them to your house to drink tea and eat cookies and yap

I like to yap that’s based

in America I think it’s always ‘let’s meet for coffee’ or smth which makes me nervous finding the place or whatevs but also I don’t make new friends generally lol

>>546436
waow do you sell pajamas and knives and a wrap for my car?

that sounds excellent!

ooooh what r u gonna get from there eventually?

>>546449
I’m going to kindnessmaxxx and steal this from them mwah hah hah

>>546460
not enuff knives and pajamas and card and meat loaf mmmmmmm

>>546479
you should get the sticker some day

probably or a book

>>546484
twinky

>>546465
this is speech laws right?

>>546501
waow Russians have a whole codex on stealing while in the independent USA we have to learn ourselves

do you pour your tea in a saucer to sip from it when it’s too hot? supposedly it’s kind of a rural thing world wide, old ppl in USA do it, and supposedly same w Russia I saw online. I do it now I. always burnt myself with trying to just take tiny sips from hot cups

>>546509
dream on

>>546509

>>546518
me being questioned by the fbi:

>>546490
#reply tell me about this thing

zabivaka was the 2018 world cup mascot, that weird wolf thing. people either loved or hated it. some thought it looked fun and energetic, others said it was creepy or weird. honestly, kinda forgettable compared to other mascots. not as bad as some, not as iconic as others. it did its job, i guess. tell me about this thing

>>546506
I would make them all mandatory sort of like making children smoke so everyone got tired of committing crimes by doing all of them

arrested by the полиция of pah lee tsee yeh