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reminds me of
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where is pic
nona
>>549053
did what with rooomie or bf?
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go biking withhhh
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mostly see pics of ur bike is allll
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Muslims didn't invent shit, again
nona
oh i bike with bf sometimes...but he cant go very far..like 1-2 miles :0
SadChan🍉🍉
this is actually a mashing of two fanfictions, a masterpiece
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awwww ,<,
SadChan🍉🍉
the islamic fanfiction plus the scientollogy fanfiction combiend
>>549072
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hope is cozy n able to do it when its comfy thoughs but bwa
tea (phone)
im off to buy a notepad
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i should work myself up to biking the distances i used to, or hm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>549066
THe crossover we deserved
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oh i should also take pic of bike i have n need to get new tires or tubes for -o -
>>549080
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Getting Neptune'd lol
SadChan🍉🍉
i love how smug yakub looks
>>549077
SadChan🍉🍉
he like : :)
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i also have been going through all my old photos n think i saw bike stuff
anon
he looks so happy like OuO
nona
>>549073
id like to see what ur bikey looks like :3
SadChan🍉🍉
>>549077
did u see that press conferance of elon at the white house recently???
>>549082
SadChan🍉🍉
>>549082
he was high on ketamine during a press briefing and he got a golden key and he was tweaking exactly like the yakub in this animation lol
>>549086
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^v^
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mhm
enjoy sharing the pics of stuff, i might try n sort some later
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>549083
So? If he dies he dies, idc
anon
>^<
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i have a street bike tho i wanna use more, i was just thinking
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't care about USA politics
>>549090
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i wonder how much pain itd be to setup one of the DIY electric bike kits for a normal one
SadChan🍉🍉
it is okay if you talk about current events of wherever u are from tho... i wont shame u the way u shamed me
>>549094
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i knew a gud friend who did his like that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>549092
Are you
SadChan🍉🍉
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play suicide mouse survival guide
anon
.play are we some kind of suicide squad
SadChan🍉🍉
.play nacho cool court
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
THE GMOD SUICIDE MOUSE SURVIVAL GUIDE
SadChan🍉🍉
.play fred is gonna kill himself shaggy has a big sandwhich
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I miss Kitty everyday, gone too soon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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All this talk about Yakub and Xenu and no mention of my homie Ptaag, smh
>>549107
sadmoder
whos this
SadChan🍉🍉
[ppf
SadChan🍉🍉
aghbnhhhiwuuuuuuuh
sadmoder
lol imagine having a slightly similar ideology to a suicide cult and now everyone wont stop asking “when you gonna kill yourself”
>>549112>>549114
SadChan🍉🍉
chaccaron
SadChan🍉🍉
chaccaron\
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>549109
Stop tempting me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>549113
#invert (quoted post has no text)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Who took all the toilet paper
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>549118
#invert
sadmoder
>>549118
it varies on how bad it can be yeah
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Damn
anon
accidentally using anonymous personality #4 when im on the site Im supposed to use anonymous personality #6 on
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awrooo
sadmoder
it happens to ys all
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::cat girl pat
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play dumbass dinosaurs
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no die
anon
some of you dont even pat catgirls and it shows
>>549142
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cool Cat
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wish there was a guitar riff everytime I spoke
>>549144
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>549144
And some Ed Edd n Eddy sfx for good measure
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Newfags deserve a pat on the head and a slap on the balss
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>549155
#invert
anon
>>549152
dont call me new friend new friend
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.skip (voted to skip this video)
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omori reminded me bwa
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.skip (voted to skip this video)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh my goodness graviour
>>549170
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lol
anon
desperately whiling away the time
>>549177
anon
Did you know, that in terms of human pokemond breeding that vaporeon is the most compatible with humans???
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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>549176
#halt
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>549180
#halt
sadmoder
>>549176
#smartreply is this true

Ah, I see you're referencing a rather infamous and biologically dubious internet meme that has circulated within certain Pokémon fan communities.

From a strictly scientific perspective—and to clarify for the uninitiated—this claim is categorically false and rooted in speculative fan fiction rather than any canonical or biological evidence. The notion stems from an online copypasta (a frequently shared block of text) that attempts to pseudo-scientifically argue Vaporeon's compatibility with humans based on arbitrary traits like body temperature, pH levels, and egg group classifications in the Pokémon universe.

Key points to consider:
1. **Taxonomic Incompatibility**: Humans (*Homo sapiens*) and Pokémon are entirely distinct biological entities without shared evolutionary ancestry or reproductive mechanisms.
2. **Egg Group Mechanics**: While some Water-type Pokémon share breeding categories ("Water 1," "Field," etc.), these game mechanics exist purely for gameplay balance—not as indicators of interspecies fertility.
3. **Canonical Silence**: Neither the *Pokémon* games nor official materials have ever suggested cross-species reproduction between humans and Pokémon.

The meme persists as an example of absurdist humor within fandom circles but should not be mistaken for factual discourse. If exploring hypotheticals about fictional universes, it’s more intellectually rigorous to focus on established lore rather than unsupported extrapolations.

Would you like a breakdown of actual Pokédex entries regarding Vaporeon's aquatic adaptations? They’re far more fascinating than this apocryphal speculation! is this true
>>549184
anon
.play now there are two of them
anon
this is getting out of hand
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Love this show
SadChan🍉🍉
>>549191
wow actually sick cosplay naield it
anon
>>549191
none of my submissions may be saved, copies, screenshotted, ...
>>549202
anon
>>549196
this sounds like a dubious method for mindmelding, perhaps there is one less sexual?
>>549200
anon
>>549191
you are a sick fuck for saving this imaged. can you even read the watermark
>>549202
anon
>>549203
I must absorb your fluid as well
anon
>>549205
#smite (only staff can use this command on this board)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hahaha
>>549209
anon
what the heeeelllll
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Foolish, comic sans will not stop me
anon
the moderators brother
anon
the moderators have arrived
anon
we must combine NOW quickly brother
>>549215
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*But nobody came
anon
T
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hello all i made a little track for my good friend davesprite, how are you all doing
>>549223
anon
Yes... we have mindmelded
anon
the forbidden incantations have been uttered... they cannot stop us
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
can there go back to being one of you?
anon
We are reproducing
sadmoder
so which one of you wants e
>>549229
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
which one of you is horny?
>>549230
anon
i suspect there may even be a third
anon
>>549227
We are one being with two bodies
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
queer
anon
A third? Yes Brother
anon## global mod
i am in your walls
>>549244
anon
Of course numbers mean nothing, for we are one
anon
We are LEGION
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i want the shiny celebi ex card so bad dawg :(
anon
>>549236
I was getting tired of /tttt/
anon
now it's a different type of t ;)
anon
Welcome to the age of the twink
anon
The wish to hold us back
anon
The mods will try to kill us
anon
But we are too powerful
anon
we can only grow in numbers and strength
anon
We are like Agent Smith from the Matrix
anon
our vanereal diseases are terrifying and yet unknown to man
sadmoder
too many twinks
anon
We are going to become more powerful
anon
We are going to combine into a megazord
anon
I am getting food soon brother
anon
you must allow no boymoder to go unforcefemmed
>>549275
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglay
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay gleegloo
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glungle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glehgleh
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay wehweh
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay thanks for ur attention
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SadChan🍉🍉
>>549276
anyone in low churr?
SadChan🍉🍉
>>549276
>>549280
bottom left looks like that son that i hate ::hateson
derrick_phone(Luzia)
>>549191
omg its randal
sadmoder
it luzia
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waow
derrick_phone(Luzia)
it is
derrick_phone(Luzia)
i gave website to a friend
derrick_phone(Luzia)
here is praying wormies
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:o
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yay
Creature_B
no way
anon
why are there so many new users today? Did the site get posted somewhere?
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and lel rose

but drrick phoafan just invited some1 and some1 else mightve been, idk specifically w today fully
>>549355
anon
also brooding look also probably a bad person
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
why do think gerard way is a bad person?
anon
most skinny white men are
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
why do i feel so sad n empty chat??
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
no one online :(
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
goodnight everyone if ur reading this
anon
i cant read
lain from computers
da cyube
straw bury
boymoder goes to da supermarket buys milk cereal bacon bananas apples white bread water bottles diet cokes
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shimp
te
lain from computers
te
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hai lain bwa
anon
i wish the wheels of freight train would crush my skull
anon
I wish the lips of my head uh pain would kiss your full
anon
wha
anon
waow lotsa posts I gotta catch up I don’t think I will fully
anon
this is so sad. chat
anon
I’m trying to fix the dish washer but it hard :<
anon
>>549336
he must be boypregnant w all the food cravings
anon
>>549308
I wonder who the mystery guest is- it could be any one of us!! this is like clue
anon
#ai friend went

sorry to hear that. hope you're doing okay. friend went
anon
#ai friend went for walk 6km, hiccups wouldn’t stop and hurt abdomen. how to treat?

hiccups that last a long time and cause pain might need medical attention. try drinking cold water slowly or holding breath briefly. if it persists or gets worse, go to a doc. could be irritation or something more serious. rest and deep breaths may help short-term. friend went for walk 6km, hiccups wouldn’t stop and hurt abdomen. how to treat?
straw bury
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>>549383
raskonilnkov i think ur so cool
::bury
0.6083% booger!boymodewng
.play bible on the dash corb lund
anon
did my clone do anything evil while I was away
anon
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lets jusr say............ dirty bomm.........
::ebil
anon
Wha- NO don't bomb people!!!
anon
I am going to have to (redacted for hornyposting) you for that
>>549406
anon
Maybe
anon
lowkey tho i would fuck a clone of myself
>>549413
anon
>>549405
We must gather together and have a four twink gangbang
anon
This is the meaning of ragnarok
anon
i will make each of you my woman
anon
Based
anon
Hello, wanna bang?
anon
Now is the time to hornypost, the mods cant ban all of us!
>>549419
anon
>>549416
True! They can't get all of us.
anon
>>549417
Do you want to get with me and my clones?
anon
This is basically just advanced gooning since we are all clones.
anon
we are a gestalt consciousness
anon
>>549417
All of our twink bodies squeezing you between us while we commune with each other telepathically
anon
(we are all spreading rumors and gossiping about you)
anon
we are sharing stock tips and networking opportunities
>>549428
anon
i concur.
anon
opinions on roving bands of twinks terrorizing the city after dark?
anon
i believe they are doing god's work.
anon
I concur.
anon
the world shall be our concubine.
>>549435
anon
I am tipsy and watching Constantine
anon
should I invite someone over
anon
I am multiplying
anon
>>549445
Soon you will have multiple horny twinks closing in on your area and we can have a foursome
anon
strawgirl im sorry, but i am leaving you. i have never truly loved you. goodbye
anon
The gestalt consciousness is scaring away the hoes
anon
why do we need the hoes? do we not have each other? join me for another goonsesh, comrades
anon
We do that thing from the matrix that Agent Smith does where we stick our hands in people and they become one of us, but instead of our hands it is our penises
anon
and instead of them turning all black and reflective they turn white
0.6154% booger!boymodewng
.play big iron marty robbins
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guh
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working on smth n ded
anon
greetings saeki
anon
hello saeki
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heya
anon
Would you like to join our gestalt consciousness? We can snuggle you
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isokey
anon
*hugs o so tight and nuzzles ur face :3
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doing spreadsheet to try and set smth up for a work thing related to video project w someone davesprites put me in contact w n trying to draft a message now
>>549473
anon
*bridal carries you around and cuddles you* :3
anon
>>549471
purrs like a cat and hops up into ur lap :3 nyaaaa gimme headpats plsssssss saeki awaawawawa ilyyyyyyyy nyaa meow meow meow ^w^
anon
literally purrs like a little kitty cat and wraps us up in blankets :3
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theres two twinkanons now guh
>>549481
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fake
anon
we both rub against your legs and cuddle you :3
0.6162% booger!boymodewng
.play be gay, do drugs hail satan
anon
I don't have rune reader on phone so I don't know what is being communicated
anon
who's the real one?! ;-; will we ever know
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theres a twink among us
anon
ask me something only the real twinknon would know
anon
We are so smart we should make babies
>>549493
anon
>>549492
i would get a clone of me pregnant
anon
me too
anon
we are geniuses
anon
>>549479
We are very recognizable
anon
yes yes, i do concur.
0.6163% booger!boymodewng
.play troble in the country corb lund
anon
I agree very much so, fantastic stock tip
anon
we will make billions
anon
I concur.
anon
>>549515
raskol
anon
Would you like a pair of twinks to dote on you and carry you around in our arms
anon
if you are just now looking back on the previous posts, i can assure you that i have taken my meds
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guh i'm trying to
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get into being able to write like
anon
>>549520
But more is always better, and we got plenty to love
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professional communication n stuff as i usually just get into this way of writing for essays
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(believe it or not, i do not — i try not to message like this in my work stuffs guh, unless we're frens)
>>549526
anon
>>549525
its ok to vent saeki we all love u
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mwah
anon
We love your writing saeki!
anon
>>549531
You should be snuggled and we should make you a plate of cookies for you to nibble on while you work
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!!!
straw bury
uh oh my mask slipped off
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u saw nothing
anon
im very stupid when it comes to writing
>>549553
anon
comrade, would you like to discuss the current rates of prices in the maritime leisure cruising industry?
anon
sobs
anon
We should be discussing the 30 year treasury bond yields and incorporating the recent credit rating downgrade in our discussion of the market conditions, making money is all about the fundamentals
>>549551
tea
#ai whats the scariest thing out there

doesn't even have a specific name, but it's out there—sleep paralysis. imagine waking up completely frozen, with something unseen pulling you down or lurking in the corner, watching. no control, no voice. completely invisible but so *real*. that or the concept of rogue black holes lurking undetected in our solar system. slow but unstoppable cosmic erasure. whats the scariest thing out there
>>549552
0.6165% booger!boymodewng
.play cows around corb lund
0.6166% booger!boymodewng
.skip (video skipped)
0.6167% booger!boymodewng
EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH COWS AROUND
0.6168% booger!boymodewng
#ai LIST THE COW TYPES

1. holstein (black and white, most common)
2. jersey (light brown, smaller, high butterfat milk)
3. ayrshire (red and white)
4. guernsey (golden milk)
5. brown swiss (big and gray-brown)
6. hereford (red with white face, usually beef not dairy)
7. black angus (all black, beef)
8. highland (shaggy, long horns, cold hardy)
9. zebu (humpback, tropical)
10. belgian blue (insane muscles)

there's more but those are some main ones. LIST THE COW TYPES
anon
>>549545
i concur. can we discuss this further in two business days? i am fucking a transgender ladyboy in 2 hours and i need to get ready
anon
>>549542
No! Not if you have a pair of twinks doting on you and making you cookies and giving you a shoulder massage and kissing your forehead.
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