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romeo (phone)
ᵐᵒʳⁿᶦⁿᵍ
romeo (phone)
fucking font
anon
Oh on a similar note, I have been consistently complimenting my dad on his ability to play guitar because I don't think he gets enough validation for his passion, I need everyone to compliment his guitar playing!
>>551879>>551880
tea (phone)
well i hqvent heard it i cant
romeo (phone)
ur dad probably plays better guitar than me
tea (phone)
omg same #this
anon
>>551874
very based! you could record some here but idk if ‘my online friends like it’ would flatter him.
that’s awesome though play on twinkdad
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>551874
shout out to your dad n his guitar playing :3
anon
He's only been playing for like a year so he isn't amazing or anything but I think he's made alot of progress!
>>551905
sadmoder
>>551857
i get what your saying. ive felt a lot of similar social dysphoria, although i dont think it manifested itself in “disgust for femininity” but it certainly makes it feel a distance from femininity if that makes sense. trying to rectify the messaging that cis society places on us can be difficult when you feel completely different. i hope your able to find a group of people you feel that you can be yourself with
>>551914
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
does anyone think i am good at guitar ?? :pleading_face:
>>551885>>551901
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
or do we wanna throw rocks at me and kick me in the stomach and break my guitar over my head??
romeo (phone)
we can duet
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>551886
oh wahdaddafuck
romeo (phone)
this root beer is so good
romeo (phone)
man breakfast
fujo
i did my shot today and leaked a bunch of blood.... and my muscle like twitched afterwards idk if i shoudl be worried
>>551895
yngven
:3
yngven
frowed up :(
anon
>>551891
I err... I think actually someone was talking about this yesterday, you might have injected into a vein because I thought it wasn't supposed to bleed
>>551899>>551904
romeo (phone)
have you upped your dose recently or changed meds? >>551893
>>551898
fujo
>>551895
htiting a vein on accident is practically impossible, i also aspirate so i can like, rule out that i actuallyu injected into a vein
>>551907
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
guys.... rosie is at WORK so she cant talk to me i am so SAD
>>551903>>551908
anon
>>551883
#kiss you’re great at guitar
anon
:O
anon
>>551881
that’s epic! I think getting past the first few months or weeks is the main thing
anon
>>551899
Gj :) u could put some neosporin or other antiseptic and a Bandaid on it mbe
anon
>>551904
oh btw I am trying to put together the list for you, I remembered that even tho I was kinda drunk last night
>>551921
romeo (phone)
me when i pass out for no reason for a few minutes
>>551915>>551916
anon
>>551882
#hug you too. thank you for your time and for caring and giving me so much thought. I think I’m forever going to be the weird guy people tolerate but are somewhat uncomfortable with. but I’ve really enjoyed being here where I can be a sister and based and cutie and all such things at least for some time. and I really like having friends with confidence who get to improve and enjoy things, and I know I should do that too. though I feel disgusted by frivolousness in myself which all joy ultimately stems from. but I’m really glad I get to at least have here as an anon and I hope I’m good to others
yngven
im so fucking high dude holy shit
tea (phone)
>>551911
i appreciate it no rush
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i just flipped 10 tails in a row i might kill myself
romeo (phone)
i am okay i think i have sleep apnea >>551915
anon
>>551922
It's a list of all the ways I'm gonna (redacted) her! And by that I mean it's just going to be a bunch of outfits for her to look out and pick her favorites.
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
wait waht i want a list of outfits omg thatd be so cute
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i really need to find someone who'll dress me up thatd make me really happy i think
anon
I will do that for you if you wish, but for now I gotta do some stuff! I will prob look at stuff for you too at some point, right now just trying to help tea out because she's never really done this before and also because I am trying to figure out what she likes to wear
>>551953
anon
Vore?
no.528
NO .... just normal consumption into the void
no.528
>>551935
that's illegal and regressive i'm sorry
no.528
>>551936
it has a real energy to it
anon
there is a reason behind the energy. i will be thinking about this
>>551942
no.528
>>551940
lmk if you find the source of that energy cause i know some guys in samsara that would LOVE to know
anon
i already found it
no.528
oh shit
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
need to meet someone irl who makes me dress like a girl n also has a sense of fashion so they know how to dress me awawawaw
>>551947>>551962
yngven
:3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>551947
im not american
anon
i am
anon
not american either
no.528
thank goodness there are no americans here or else i'd have to get out the high orbit ion cannon and do some cleaning up
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i just like wanna be a cute doll for someone else who knows what to actually do with me ykno?
>>551955>>551956
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i feel like my biggest weakness is myself lol
no.528
>>551952
people who know how to dress different kinds of bodies in fashionable clothes n styles are truly the most powerful in some ways
>>551963>>551987
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
id like to have a tea party yes thatd be so cute
shrimp
>>551958
no ill bring the biscuits
no.528
come to the dark side we have biscuits of all varieties
anon
>>551945
Hi! Sadly you are in Britain
no.528
>>551963
i might as well be in britain i'm afraid gomenasai terminally downbad twinkanon
yngven
wd
shrimp
i also may as well be in britain since technically we still are ruled by their lame ass dumb stinky stupid king
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
;,i just wanna be a cute girl instead of a gross ugly weird creature i hate it i hate it i hate it ;-;
>>551972>>551982>>551971
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
FUCK
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
SORRY
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>551968
#edit (quoted post has no text) DELETE THIS NOW
>>551979
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>551968
#edit (quoted post has no text) please delete
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
bro what
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
oops
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i will never post on here again because i have so thoroughly embarassed myself
no.528
>>551971
weird.... why does it think quoted post is empty.....
maybe something temporarily died with the runes or somethin that's funky
fujo
where the fuck do you find this shit
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
sorry for being dysphoric i will try n be better
fujo
>>551981
i sometimes meet people and i feel positive towqards them, then they start smoking and the mental image i have of them jusdt instnantly shifts to being niegfative
>>551988>>551992
anon
>>551955
true like wizards who can transmute people
tea (phone)
>>551986
compared to the guy saying "you should do [obscure variant of heroin]" she was pretty normal tho
>>551991
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i only smoke when i am out with others n they offer me one n im too dumb to refuse things from others
fujo
>>551988
normies are boring though, and like the druggie who's into 'osbscure drug' probably has suffered more and kinda has more interesting things to say..
like suuure it's not ideal either, but idk...
smoking is just a red flag / ick to me idk
>>551995
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
need to a druggie to top me,.... i mean woah who said that
>>551996
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also hi tea how are you today?
tea (phone)
>>551991
lol she has plenty of interesting stuff to say. in the first place, suffering doesnt make you interesting. thats like saying artists need to be depressed to make good art
>>551999
anon
>>551993
xD bazed hornypill sexmoder
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>551997
many r saying this
fujo
>>551995
>saying artists need to be depressed to make good art
i wouldnt exactly put it like this, but artists need to either have suffered or be ill in another way to make good art, yes.
>>552001
anon
what if they do tho
tea (phone)
>>551999
i dont fetishize suffering in the same way i think. i think plenty has come of positive emotions too, like love and joy and etc. its not like suffering is the core of feelings.
>>552009
tea (phone)
(if u just mean they gotta suffer practicing their craft then yes i agree)
tea (phone)
hello raskolnikov
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hi rasko
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
ok so tea so hi to rask but not to me
tea (phone)
#ksay hi ruhskolynyikhuv
>>552016
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i guess she actually does hate me, its not a joke anymore
fujo
>>552001
>i dont fetishize suffering
me neither, people who just see reality in weird ways can also make great art, hence 'ill in another way'
>>552011
fujo
green being like a threshold for actual 'joy' and the red line being a threshold for suffering.

so depending on how peoples emotions work, the bar on suffering / joy might be different for them, but everyone experiences it, to some extent.
shrimp
i dont think any suffering is required for good art. i think you can make amazing beautiful art just through sheer love for things and joy and appreciation
tea (phone)
>>552007
i think its pretty accurate
tea (phone)
to how you say it
anon
>>552013
I am already running a box strategy on the emotional line
tea (phone)
no the chart plots your mood against time but also stock price against time and theyre just 100% correlated
anon
fear and greed index
tea (phone)
yup
anon
I am not an artist so idk
tea (phone)
me neither to be fair
fujo
we should all have bbq together
tea (phone)
yes
anon
I agree
tea (phone)
#meow
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
#bark
tea (phone)
#blee- maybe i should not
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hi straw girl
straw girl
15316.jpg
rose orlando
::rose_orlando
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hugging u like a koala rn straw
yngven
:3!!!!!!
shrimp
SIP
fujo
image.png
>>552046
why is this the first thing i find when searching for this... is the shrimp perhaps.... a furry....?
>>552052
shrimp
>>552050
im not a furry but furries are cool but im not one i just dink my oiter idk
>>552053
fujo
>>552052
#refute

oh wow, what a groundbreaking take—carefully distancing yourself while still tipping your hat to the furries. how radical. let's dismantle this posturing with the surgical precision it deserves.

first off, the obsessive need to clarify *"i'm not a furry"* while still calling them "cool" screams insecurity. if you genuinely thought they were cool, why the desperate disclaimer? afraid someone might catch you in line at the furry convention and you’d have to melt into the floor from sheer social panic? either own your interests or stop pretending to be the ambassador of tolerance—it’s transparent.

then there's the "*i just drink my oiter idk*" pivot. oh, random nonsense to play aloof, how edgy. was the point to seem mysterious, or just to distract from the fact that this entire statement reeks of someone who spends too much time policing their own image instead of just *being*? if you actually engaged with anything sincerely—furries, otter drinks, whatever—you might have a personality instead of this performative fence-sitting. try it sometime.
>>552055
fujo
>>552053
NO YOURE SUPPOSED TO PROVE THAT SHRIMP IS FURRY..............
fujo
you win
tea (phone)
#ksay sninh
anon
#say :3
tea (phone)
#fish (only staff can use this command on this board)
>>552063
fujo
>>552062
remember what they took from us
tea (phone)
.play funky town
anon
cartel beheading song
shrimp
#fish 🐟
shrimp
be free my children
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i was listening to a song n this cmae on the background n iwas like "wow this is rlly out of time"
anon
#fish 🐟
fujo
#fish 🐟
anon
#fish 🐟
anon
#fish 🐟
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
#fish 🐟
anon
#fish 🐟
fujo
i love u shrimp
shrimp
i fight for the user
yngven
:333333333333333
shrimp
the little fella
no.528
#fish 🐟
no.528
the chosen one returna
straw girl
ive never seen the og funkytown gore video but i did see another video of funky town playing while a guy cuts another guys head off with a chainsaw
>>552088>>552090
anon
#fish 🐟
straw girl
exactly why do they fw this?????
>>552091
anon
>>552089
NO GOKU WOULDN'T DO THIS HE WOULDN'T BEHEAD PEOPLE
shrimp
user no longer connected could not dm...
sadmoder
#fish 🐟
anon
.play
straw girl
im so down bad i need a bad bitch
>>552102
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
best i can offer is someone whos bad at being a bitch
>>552100
straw girl
theres a secret plaque in every forest that if u find it then it will tell u the name with a picture of every type of plant in the forest the illustrations on those plaques always make me feel very at home but in like an uncomfortable way? i dont think all these different types of plants should have names u know i feel like it should all be visual
nonners
>is alive instead of dead
straw girl
>>552105
YOU wonr believe the AMAZING reason why THIS CART is covered in SNOG
>>552128
shrimp
(no)
anon
you did soiritually
nonners
.play david lynch motivates you
anon
only through their evil magics have they stolen your work from you, but you still recognize it
anon
he’s right 🥲
nonners
this is me
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
morning selfie btw
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
the fujo
shrimp
>>552128
is it because he wants to play fetch
no.528
no then he would be purple
red is for murder
shrimp
OH no
no.528
heel arc
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
>>552127
scratching dog's neck cus he loves it
>>552135
no.528
>>552133
a smart dog likes all scritches. very smart puppy u have there
>>552136
no.528
>>552134
epstein island books? that's a lot of names in thos eboxes
>>552140
no.528
>>552136
a clever dog. a handsome dog. and he loves to pose for pictures
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
yeh.png
#yeh
0.6386% booger!boymodewng
woaws
0.6387% booger!boymodewng
.play from the start laufy
nonners
rotund ass mfer
0.6388% booger!boymodewng
it do be round
nonners
no its rotund
0.6389% booger!boymodewng
nonners you're such a scholar.... using such fancy words...
nonners
im very erudite
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay glayglay
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
#ksay gleegloo
0.6390% booger!boymodewng
>>552146
shrimp
0.6392% booger!boymodewng
hi
0.6393% booger!boymodewng
i love you
>>552159
0.6394% booger!boymodewng
i'm sending an email
no.528
holy shit emailmodering
0.6395% booger!boymodewng
>>552159
#kiss
0.6396% booger!boymodewng
i hate sending emails
no.528
a necessary evil
0.6397% booger!boymodewng
i always sound so pathetic when writing themm
0.6398% booger!boymodewng
lmao
no.528
Kind Regards,
0.6399% booger!boymodewng
shut up
no.528
don't forget to add hugs and kisses at the end so they know you like them
>>552173
0.6400% booger!boymodewng
i write emails embarassingly
no.528
ehheoeh
0.6401% booger!boymodewng
i feel bad
nonners
born to "hiii :3" forced to "regarding my last email"
0.6403% booger!boymodewng
>>552167
it's not even that bad
nona
ughhhhh chat
tea (not slacking at work)
ughhhhhh chat!!!
>>552207
nona
im so annoyed
nona
roomie was telling me to cancel
nona
gun order
nona
w
anon
ohhhh
anon
based drawmaxxer
anon
I would if he drew me all cute or drew me a bath with bubbles and a little duck and things
tea (not slacking at work)
>>552181
person on right is literally hitler
tea (not slacking at work)
chat its over
tea (not slacking at work)
my mom told me "i'll bring you to a hairstylist so you can get a feminine haircut"
tea (not slacking at work)
i show up and she is telling the guy to make me look like franz liszt
>>552194>>552189
tea (not slacking at work)
the guy says to me
tea (not slacking at work)
"i'll make you look like timothy chalomet don't worry"
tea (not slacking at work)
this is NOT a feminine haircut im so done i dont know why i expected different
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
cried like 3 different times today dawg is there any hope for rose orlando? yes or no
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552187
specifically like franz liszt?? thats deranged
>>552197
tea (not slacking at work)
>>552194
it's because once i made a joke that i don't wanna look like a rockstar from the 1980s but rather the 1880s and she thought i was serious i guess
>>552202
tea (not slacking at work)
the appointment is booked for tuesday
>>552204
anon
>>552189
friend has similar hair and is super cute but in a more feminine way
anon
.play garbage day
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552197
dawgggg.... thats roughhhhhh
sadmoder
>>552181
no you wait it out until youre down to seconds then mate. also reminds me of when i qqs playing a game and my opps started raging at me because i didnt see a mate in 1 and was taking a min
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552199
u can make sure the hair stylist doesnt do that, right??
anon
please stand up for yourself go tell her right now??
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i get the 80s rockstar comment so much dawg omfg
tea (not slacking at work)
image.png
hair stylist said he would make me look like this im not really feelin the vibe
>>552212>>552216
anon
>>552189
ig she doesn’t have the same front. the back and sides are similar. the front is what kills it. needs bangs
anon
>>552209
er... yeah. idk it depends on your face. I have no clue what would frame it well
>>552213
tea (not slacking at work)
>>552212
are u trying to get pics of my face silly :o
>>552214
anon
>>552213
I'm not trying to trick you or anything, promise!
tea (not slacking at work)
i'll send some i want hair style advice
>>552218>>552225
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>552209
tell them to give you a cute girl haircut please
>>552219
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
ur hairs rlly pretty you need to get cute haircut
tea (not slacking at work)
>>552216
she called me her son and an 18 year old boy multiple times its awkward
>>552221>>552222
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
whats worse the awkwardness of one situation or having to have wackass hair for a long time??
>>552227
anon
>>552218
but it would be beneficial to decide hair styles
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i get u tho cos like i havent been to a hairdressers in like 8 years or so
anon
deep philosophical question, who are we? Are we all just dust in the wind
anon
🔥🔥🔥
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but fr youre really cute and itd be a shame to have someone give you a fuckass cut
>>552236
anon
.play bill and ted dust in the wind socrates
anon
>>552233
I agree, I think you should er.... you should just sort of say fuck it we ball
tea (not slacking at work)
>>552238
#edit replace heal with heel
sadmoder
so kind tea thank you
tea (not slacking at work)
can you understand why it would fucking hurt if im talking about my mom misgendering me and you're saying "waow hot i wish an older woman would call me son" i cant fucking take this bro
>>552249>>552248
sadmoder
i can that was rude of me :(
>>552256
tea (not slacking at work)
im so done
tea (not slacking at work)
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
anon
>>552244
I’m sorry if I was insensitive too. I’ve never stood up to my own mom like that either
anon
tea doesn’t live near shrimp does she? would be based if they went to the hair stylist instead idk trying to think of a better idea
>>552251
anon
>>552250
er I think the unfortunate thing is that she'll prob have to just hit up the stylist directly and say "do me like a woman"
tea (phone)
im back
tea (phone)
yeah pretty much
tea (phone)
maybe i can email them
anon
Unfortunately, I don't have much experience in this area because you know I haven't been through this and all that, I'd say that it's probably best to do it in the tough way, cut through the bullshit, and say it directly. I think that this is probably the time for a very direct approach.
sadmoder
>>552256
ty, i wasnt trying to upset you i thought you were talking about your hairstylist and not your mom. which changes the vibes
tea (phone)
its fine
anon
Maybe go in with a pic of a hairstyle you want and say "we're doing this, please and thank you"
tea (phone)
i dont know what i want ive gotta research but i was hoping he could help me with his experience.
>>552266
0.6404% booger!boymodewng
do wolf cut
0.6405% booger!boymodewng
embrace the basic
0.6406% booger!boymodewng
it looks good
tea (phone)
ill just go bald im so tired
anon
>>552260
Like I said, I'd help you out but no pressure! IDK I also think bloober might be right about just a basic wolf cut, generally looks good on everybody. But I do think you oughta pick it out yourself.
>>552269
0.6408% booger!boymodewng
im so hungry
0.6409% booger!boymodewng
i just got off the phone
tea (phone)
>>552266
i tried to take a pic and well its not gonna happen
>>552271
tea (phone)
im sorry
anon
>>552269
It's aight! Don't worry. (I'll find another way to trick you!!!)
tea (phone)
i can send the only photo of me that ever looked good
tea (phone)
waow
anon
cookin real quick sorry! I was away from phone!
tea (phone)
wait did it upload
tea (phone)
on my end i dont see even tho i tapped it
tea (phone)
hm
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