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anon
it’s like the world is transformed into a different plane of existence at that speed
anon
All you can hear is the bike screaming
anon
Sound isn't even keeping up
anon
FULL TILT
anon
wanna go fast...
anon
>lazy truck driver merges slowly into his lane
yeah
anon
lmao yeah that’s how it always ends…
anon
this is so stupid
this feels like such a men thing
>>554337
anon
>bike wont keep straight
>during pride month
no shit idiot
anon
kekw I’m giggling
anon
Gay bike
anon
Faster
anon
Actually time to put on a hayabusa wheelie compilation
anon
jump it
anon
with this crash vid I’ll skip forward if he’s yapping too much
anon
>crash vid
please i do not want to watch people die
anon
twinkanon needs to learn but I respec u
>>554353
anon
no
anon
as long as its not like people dying im cool with it
anon
it’s first person usually injuries from what I remember when I watched him and close calls
anon
mm okay as long as its not like motorcycle die theater
>>554355
anon
>>554352
say if it’s too bad. but it’s not like focused on the death or whatevs
>>554356
anon
>>554355
okay thats all good then i think at least for me
anon
iq bell curve meme
low iq: naming yourself lillith is cool
mid iq: nooo you cant do that its cringe and you dont understand ancient judean esptericism and
high iq: naming yourself lillith is cool
>>554365>>554373>>554363
anon
god this guy NEEDS TO SLOW THE FUCK DOWN
>>554360
anon
PLEASE SLOW DOWN
anon
WRONG
anon
FASTER
anon
naming my first kid hayabusa
>>554388
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
This wouldn't have happened if he put it on full blast
>>554372
anon
based kekw
anon
God I wish I could be one of those guys in thailand that rides motorcycles on walls and shit for people
anon
40 mph 2.2 conversion
Shimp
>>554357
i actually knew a trans girl when i was homeless that named herself lillith because she said she had that she demon or w/e from that religion living in her or was the reincarnation or smth
>>554377
anon
>>554372
Motorcycles are BADASS and the HAYABUSA is badass
anon
Look, he's laughing about it
anon
>1000R
are you STUPID
tea
hai :3
anon
Hi!
anon
twinkanon how old are u
anon
mid 20's
anon
ahhh so maybe motorcycles are men curing themselves
anon
lillith would be such a cool name.
>>554385
anon
curing myself of the inability to pull 200mph on the highway
anon
shit!
anon
yep that’s a lot of crashes. I think majority of crashes are actually car pulling out in front
anon
I'm built different, I'd just walk away
>>554396
anon
bikes just cant strafe well.
>>554397
anon
luv me spinal cord
anon
bikes aren’t gamers that’s why they lose
faye
motorcycles more like murder machines
>>554398
tea
>>554391
wheres that vid of the guy describing how he'd survive falling off the mountain with the bus crash
>>554402>>554405
faye
what
faye
any other worms into path of exile
>>554403
anon
clearly the most fun you can have on a motorcycle is if you are terminator
>>554410
anon
>>554396
Tea would you ride on the back of my hayabusa
faye
i love my spreadsheet simulator rpgs
>>554412
anon
>>554404
actually true, I wouldn love to be invulnerable and fling my body around like crazy
anon
a lot of these crashes wouldnt happen if these bikes could hop
>>554415
anon
>>554414
if they were on a hayabusa they would have gone faster than the car
anon
need airplanes
anon
pretty sure i could get them to jump. it wouldnt need to last long when you are going that fast
anon
And the drive off
tea
okay i resolved it
anon
the boiling pot
tea
yea
anon
good :)
anon
Now, would you ride on the back of my hayabusa????
>>554428
anon
.seek 15
anon
Say, that's a nice bike.
anon
bruh I think the driver was fine don’t race up behind ppl
tea
i wish a guy would let me ride on the back of his bike while people were jealous
tea
<3
anon
ok twinkanon I take it all back ur right about the bike
>>554435
anon
enjoy
anon
It is SEX
anon
i would be so scared for any biker that takes a tumble.
anon
i hurt my knee on my dresser. i dont know how these people dont shatter into a million pieces
>>554440>>554441
anon
>>554439
I guess I'm just built different
davesprite
the next month will be HELL
but it is foe the best
>>554448
davesprite
::happy bury
anon
>>554438
oh that looks like a North American cottontail for some reason I thought you were a latina cutie with arfad (tm)
>>554455
davesprite
>>554448
i received some very startling news that lit an enormous fire under my ass
i think this is just the universe speaking to me though
>>554456
davesprite
>>554453
i have said like a million times i live in the american south lol
>>554457
anon
>>554455
it’s because your name is the same length as derick fan and looks similar and same flag
>>554458
davesprite
>>554457
fair lol
i can see how those would give off an aura on a text forum
vagueishily similar appearing post signatures basically, implies somehow similar people when you don't see faces
>>554473
davesprite
i guess everyone will know what i look like soon oh god lol
davesprite
i dunno if i am psychologically prepared for what putting my face and persona all over the internet is gonna do to my mento
davesprite
y'all just promise to make endless fun of my work and post comments on all my videos about how cringe i am okay
that'll feed the algorithms
>>554475
davesprite
.play becoming a boeing 747 transformation
anon
Your first video should be a review of the suzuki hayabusa and you should do wheelies
>>554471
davesprite
NO not how it's built
.play human turning into a boeing 747
davesprite
.play person animorphing into a plane
davesprite
god none of these are it did no one make that and put it on YouTube
anon
oof that shit seemed fucked up w the Boeing whistleblower. If I were a better worm I’d like go investigate it or some shit
anon
.play hayabusa flyby
davesprite
>>554464
that would be sick
i wish i had a motorcycle all the time
maybe when i get rich off of my media empire i will buy bikes to play with
davesprite
>>554472
what the hot fuck is this
#reply talk about how no one appreciates the art of turning people into airplanes anymore

it's a damn shame. back in the day, people really understood the artistry of forcing a dude into a 737. now? nada. just mindless scrolling and zero appreciation for the craft. nothin' hits like the crisp crunch of spine reforming into a cockpit. missed opportunities all around.

(and nah. animorphs covers are sacred. you don't just slap some ai garbage on that and call it a day. done.)
talk about how no one appreciates the art of turning people into airplanes anymore
>>554476
anon
>>554461
just take care and don’t let it grind you to dust. ur a good worm davesprite however this goes
>>554479
davesprite
>>554474
>the crunch of a spine reforming into a cockpit
i love you replyai
anon
i love ai.
davesprite
the chinese really cooked with deepseek
davesprite
>>554475
tyyy i will be careful of burnout, appreciate it nice anonworm :)
>>554481
anon
>>554480
she need ivermectin for brainworms
anon
henlo!!
anon
passing a graveyard just as i ask that
anon
DAMN
anon
LOOK AT THAT SPEED
anon
.ru wow this is footage of randy
anon
>>554486
you can there’s a good video of a Russian on a harley doing so. drift is oversteer, when the bike turns more than the front wheels would have it do, which usually happens through loss of contact in the rear, which can be achieved by spinning the rear wheel fast enough it loses good traction with the road, and does not laterally stabilize so much, so a high torque bike revving hard can do it
>>554494
anon
.play Russian harley king super drift motorcycle
anon
ah a road king that was it
anon
that’s crazy. 10,000 ppl to make a few airplanes
anon
wow that’s also crazy
anon
yep and there were some big cargo carriers using 747s. I think still are idk
anon
I think they should use the term coating rather than paint given its protective nature, I think that’s a way to sound like a pro in the construction industry
anon
#ksay I LOVE REDUNDANCY I LOVE REFUNDANCY I LOVE REDUNDANCY
anon
capslock is good for this.
anon
thank u thank u anon i used it
anon
No because it’s too expensive
anon
the screws are like $50 for one because of the ratings
anon
I would do this #sigma
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.search road king Russia
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    45:15
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  5. 5.
anon
HERE IT COMES
anon
WAIT FOR IT
anon
HERE IT IS>>>>
anon
1
anon
see he’s drifting it
anon
2
anon
lol ads aren’t going to shown drifting it
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
.play harley road king drift
anon
.search road king Russia harley
  1. 1.
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  3. 3.
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anon
ohh, so sexy
anon
.play motorcycle driving on wall ring
anon
note to self - anon likes loud large ppl stumbling all over
anon
must norf maxxx
anon
>yeah so basically I looked it up online, and I was like yeah I am gonna ride around on walls
anon
damn I need to go to the job centre
anon
.play 1st person motocross
anon
.play suzuki hayabusa top speed drive
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
sad!
anon
how was it?
tea
it was good
tea
oh yeah um i immediately turned off my computer by mistake after sending this >>554530
tea
shehs
tea
this is my artistic rendition of if shrimp was a palindrome
anon
hehe :)
anon
#ai what is palindrome

a palindrome is a word, phrase, or sequence that reads the same backward as forward. examples: "madam", "racecar", or "taco cat". numbers can be palindromes too, like "121".
what is palindrome
anon
oooh
anon
atnalta
tea
did you know
tea
atlanta is a palindrome
anon
hmmm :3
tea
and so is oo
anon
and I
anon
and A
tea
also anona
anon
I bet you can’t prove that any one letter word is a palindrome
tea
don't challenge me i'll pull out the first order proof theory
>>554558
anon
:3
anon
: D
tea
did you know racecar is a palindrome
anon
I’d heard that one! but I can never remember
anon
atlanta isn’t though
tea
malayalam is
anon
oooh
anon
>>554549
how would you prove it? I didn’t understand proofs, idk at some point things just seem obvious or sketchy, ah it’s because you start with basic givens and then combine them into the statement you want, so you’d need to have givens about what is a palindrome and the nature of words or smth and then get to the statement that any one syllable word is a palindrome
anon
so would this be acceptable to math ppl to say?
‘a palindrome is a word which has the same sequence when reversed’
‘a one letter word has only one space’
‘reversal of one thing is itself’ (and you’d call this the one letter reversal property or smth)
‘all one letter words are the same sequence when reversed’
‘all one letter words are palindromes’
and then you’d add weird symbols?
tea
what math people would do is define a function that reverses a word, then define a palindrome as a word which is invariant when you apply this function (invariant means it does not change). from there you'd prove a 1-letter word satisfies this.
>>554567
anon
big words : D
Shimp
#ai can a palindrome have only one letter

yes, a single letter is a palindrome because it reads the same forwards and backwards.
can a palindrome have only one letter
anon
I got a .5mm mechanical pencil btw. feels bretty good
>>554565
Shimp
this is how i prove it
anon
oooh cool I’ll do my attempt too
tea
>>554560
let me think of how you'd do this. we can say that like.... hm
>>554582
anon
>>554565
do u use different ones in different circumstances? ok mbe for later. u said u had 3 types but i got this one from the art supply store instead of office supply and it feels p good
>>554569
tea
>>554568
yeah i have 3 sizes, usually i just use 0.5mm. i used 0.7mm for a time and it didnt write so great it got slippery and i used 0.3mm and it would break. sometimes i switch to 0.3mm but i avoid 0.7mm. i jsut didn't throw them out because no need.
anon
I’m hoping it will smear less than my old pencil notes which were illegible after a lil
anon
cool ty! I was like worrying there was some special changeout I needed to do like ‘use .3mm on the curvy letters or smth lmao’
tea
LOL
anon
‘oh no you used .7mm on and odd line!’
anon
‘you can’t use a non prime lead size when writing non prime letters!’
tea
3 5 and 7 are all prime
anon
hmmm uh 4mm isn’t
tea
it's alright u've been outed
anon
<3
anon
:O
tea
i saw .9mm at the store
anon
all mathmagicians instinctively know all prime numbers they just put on a big show to justify their jobs
tea
>>554567
im thinking about a good axiomatic system for this
anon
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ok this is as far as I got before I got nervous I’m going to go read the first page of how to prove it which I got a while ago
tea
if you want to learn proofs the most fun way is to read a book on calculus with proofs
tea
because it will teach you both calculus and proofs (and the proof based calculus is very very different from normal)
anon
that makes sense
tea
my fav book for that is Stephen Abbott's "Understanding Analysis"
anon
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I printed it out! (I think same book u sent) (only first few pages) but I didn’t understand smth and wandered off lol but I wanna talk to you about it when I make more progress!
anon
ok I’ll let u think
anon
image.jpg
bought this because of 4chan like 5 years ago but didn’t get too far
tea
>>554591
stein and shakarchi, presumably complex analysis?
anon
yep I heard the word analysis and got excited
anon
it’s from tea originally <3
anon
thank you tea
anon
shidd I think I gave how to prove it away anyway lol
tea
i'm reading through stein and shakarchi, i would highly recommend at least reading chapter 1 and 2 of abbott's book on analysis first.
>>554610>>554614
anon
oooooh ok! I’ll libgen it u do urboroof I wanna see : D : D
>>554608
davesprite
just messaged my childhood best friend who i haven't spoken to in like... 5 years
we didn't have a falling out or anything we just slowly stopped talking after high school
weirdly nervous lol
i hope we are still friends
i want him to get involved with my project
>>554613
anon
>>554600
hi
anon
yeah
anon
ur proof
tea
>>554602
ideally you'd also be able to finish 3 and 4 (or the whole book!!) but beggars cannot be choosers
anon
writing this down :)
tea
>>554602
ideally you'd also be able to finish 3 and 4 (or the whole book!!) but beggars cannot be choosers
>>554616
tea
oh i sent that
tea
it did not understand
davesprite
>>554613
ya i have a few more neglected bridges to reconnect in near days too
turns out taking on a big inspiring project is really good for making a person come out of an iso bubble
>>554621
tea
im gonna walk my dog ill think about the right way to prove this in the mean time
tea
shouldn't be a hard proof im just thinking about how to make it first order because of brainrot
>>554688
tea
alright see ya
anon
I’m going for a run to avoid the things making me tense and because I always do at this time but see you!!! and I WILL be back :3
>>554626
anon
u too! give her a pet for us!
anon
#libpol
anon
hi
anon
chess?
davesprite
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>>554628
gn sweet dreams
::sleep
0.6578% booger!boymodewng
.play gonna shine up my boots
0.6579% booger!boymodewng
i'm up from my nap
anon
awake
0.6581% booger!boymodewng
.skip (video skipped)
anon
.play what about mouthwash
0.6582% booger!boymodewng
what a bout mouthwash
anon
what about it
anon
bloober should I buy a hayabusa
0.6583% booger!boymodewng
bro the fricking new trainees are retarded
0.6584% booger!boymodewng
what's a hayabusa
0.6585% booger!boymodewng
omg yeah that seemms sick
0.6586% booger!boymodewng
can i have organs when you crash
anon
I won't, I'm built different
anon
they don't tell you this, but you can't get in car accidents when going beyond 190 mph
anon
>>554648
hey any advice on eval 1 btw?
0.6588% booger!boymodewng
it's crazzy because it is literally the last memssage right before the he s ent that
0.6589% booger!boymodewng
and on top of that he scrolled all the way back in the chat to respond to a different essage that was like a month ago
anon
based retard
anon
He should be hired and promoted above you
0.6590% booger!boymodewng
he's not in my region not my problem
::bless
0.6591% booger!boymodewng
we are on different timme zones
anon
unfortunate
0.6592% booger!boymodewng
can you rate your courier
anon
can I what
anon
like... my mailman
0.6593% booger!boymodewng
no just any courier
anon
idk depends on the service I guess
0.6594% booger!boymodewng
ok so it sounds like you're giving them a 0/5
anon
I always give 0/10's because I know performance reviews always expect above a 9/10 rating so I like to be a spoiler and ruin the lives of hardworking people for no reason
anon
I still can't believe you catfished me bloober!
0.6595% booger!boymodewng
i am hungry
0.6596% booger!boymodewng
and yeah sommetimes you get catfished
anon
I trusted you........
anon
not really, but idc
0.6597% booger!boymodewng
not my fault u thought i was strawgirl
0.6598% booger!boymodewng
honestly it's kinda offenseive to strawgirl
anon
I think I straight up asked and you said you were strawgirl lmao
0.6599% booger!boymodewng
ok but we type totally differently
anon
like typing speed? Because that doesn't show up over DMs
0.6600% booger!boymodewng
no like style
anon
Oh in terms of style, I don't think you understand how straw girl types
0.6601% booger!boymodewng
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
0.6602% booger!boymodewng
I'M TELLING STRAWGIRL THAT YOU THINK WE TYPE THE SAME
anon
No, I said nothing of the sort
anon
simply that she types differently in DMs
0.6603% booger!boymodewng
#ksay strawgirl twink anon is saying that you are totally replaceable with me and thinks that we are the samme you should be offended by this
tea
hey
anon
Have you been pondering this for the past 45 minutes
anon
because if so that's cute
tea
twinkanon just wait till you see me not at my mom's house
tea
i'll think about a problem for 10 hours and make no progress
tea
>>554622
figured it out. you can't really define reversal of a sequence first order i think very easily.
0.6605% booger!boymodewng
>>554689
BRUH WHAT THE HELL
anon
>>554689
can you put that fuckin than away please
0.6607% booger!boymodewng
>>554689
::glegle
#throw
tea
>>554694
it's true, she's george bush
anon
In a perfect world we would have a boymoder president
tea
UM NO
anon
I'm thinkmoding
0.6610% booger!boymodewng
it just made the jaw more defined LMAO
>>554706
anon
>>554706
doubt, I bet you are a really cutie when you are lost in thought
tea
my eyebrows furrow and i lean on my hand until my jaw hurts
tea
if you like it when girls stare at you though i could do that. like i would just stare until u thought something's wrong. nope just thinking.
>>554714>>554713
0.6611% booger!boymodewng
>>554707
THIS IS INSANE
tea
>>554713
would not register in my brain i am living in a different universe when i think
tea
genuinely 9/11 could be happening in front of me and i probably wouldn't realize
anon
whats sloppinin forum
tea
whats #hop pin
Shimp
im slopping iot
Shimp
it
Shimp
#debrainworm
Shimp
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
tea
meow
anon
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
Shimp
NO
Shimp
DONT
Shimp
DONT
Shimp
STOP
Shimp
U HAVE OS MUCH TO LIVE FOR ITS A 15 MINUTE BAN
anon
what does that command do
anon
im going to try it
tea
try it
anon
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
Shimp
no
Shimp
sotp stop stpospat
Shimp
p[gad;sdgKNSLGkL:
tea
#coolio
anon
Lol
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
Shimp
TEA PLEASE
Shimp
ok thank u
Shimp
idc abt the anon
tea
last time i got coalled i cried a little bit that shimp deceived me i thought "did they reduce the coal time"

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