oh are we mining

#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)

>>554744
i felt so bad

LKAIN NO

>>554744

FUCK IT
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)

#gem (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)

probably the same thing

#circle

>>554777
#owned (415)
#check (checked)

>>554782
#upvote (USER WAS UPVOTED FOR THIS POST)

>>554786
imagine if i literally bit you in your calf

that would be messed up

>>554793
you wouldn't dare

get it yourself

you still owe me 13 company scrip

BOOKER

GIVE ME AN IMAGE

upload an image

any image

yeah

the image is now as if you took a picture of the image on a screen

you cansee the pixels zoom in zoom in zoom zinznnomzo

i believe you dear

#ksay faye

faye upload an image

>>554826
its simulating pixels

uhmmm

ppl who are mean to retail staff are not only shitty people they are just missing out

No better feeling than going up to some help desk and the person there seems annoyed and tired and you just act polite and friendly and u can see their demeanor change and theyre like happy that someones finally nice about their requests

>>554840
lol

also u just get better service if you are nice to everyone

they get to decide how helpful theyre are gonna be

basic empathy chada lways win while beta cuck ruders always lose lmfao

i bought a pair of used headphones and every time i tap them the wrong way they say "robert's google assistant is not connected and can't be activated"

i am not robert.

breaks it

waow do do dododo do do

>>554847
probably a way to factory reset like disconnecting battery but fuck it

i paid a lot to generate this single video yes...

well they gave me free credits but i ate into a lot of them

>>554876
#hi

>>554879
#poke

>>554882
yeah they made it pretty coherent and nice

>>554882
oh just realized the colon has 3 dots instead of 2....good enough though...

::spam

now disambiguated...

i could generate more videos maybe if someone has a request

>>554932
cursed image

h

rly

neocaridina shrimp?

oh yeah i work in shrimp welfare

(i don't but i feel like telling people i do)

it is a neocaridina!!!! cherry shrimp!!!

hi darcy

i own neocaridina

>>554955
GORE

GORE

GORE

>>554955
#slop

IM CRYING

>>554970
#reply kill this user

cooking and eating pet shrimp? absolutely deranged behavior. seek help. kill this user

>>554977
NO THEYRE ALL DEAD

WHAT DID U DO

shrimple as

>>554990
ikr

adderal

give me adderal

ill trade u 4 sheets of 4mg nic gum for some addy

sweet

ive been swindled

basically the same thing that works

>>555019

line going down...

this is pretty cool yeah

darcy,,

>>555033
no need to be so rude

marry space squids.

l

good night guys

gn wyrms

is this a blueprint automation

there it is

if i were doing this, id have it 'ghost'
then record the replay
then render it out with the nice shaders...
idk if i really buy it

aw im gonna mis the 5s

#ai cron job

to set up a cron job, edit the crontab file with `crontab -e`. each line is a job in the format:

`* * * * * command-to-run`

- first asterisk: minute (0-59)
- second: hour (0-23)
- third: day of month (1-31)
- fourth: month (1-12)
- fifth: day of week (0-7, where 0 and 7 are both sunday)

example: run `/home/user/script.sh` every day at 3am:
`0 3 * * * /home/user/script.sh`

save & exit. cron handles the rest. log outputs go to syslog or you can redirect them in the command. cron job

>>555058
never heard of that sex act

its a type of cereal

grains do not belong in your sex life

you never did the oat meal scroach?

#ai nixos

nixos is a linux distro built around the nix package manager and purely functional config. no more dependency hell, no more broken updates. everything is declarative and reproducible. configurations are written in the nix language, which is a purely functional language with laziness. it's a bit of a learning curve but once you grok it, you won't wanna go back to traditional distros. you get atomic upgrades, rollbacks, and the ability to test configs in isolation. downside is documentation can be rough and some software isn't packaged yet, but the nix community moves fast. nixos

#ai define scroach

"scroach" isn't a recognized term, but based on vibe, it could mean a gross mix of "scratch" + "roach" (like scratching an itch from something nasty, or relating to roaches). if you meant something else, clarify. define scroach

>>555068
dont encourage him

>>555071
hello mr. darcy

chat, I’ve developed a thing for the queen from chess

>>555072
tru hopes she’s doing good rn

oooh lucky

do you think the bishop is hot? I do.

Queen >bishop power gap pawn knight castle king

The rook is the most pwoerful

ooh shrimp fact

>>555085
straya

>>555082
so we pretty much agree

there’s something about moving diagonally which just screams sex

>>555091
haha

BEEP BOOP

Frend showed me this

https://github.com/zackradisic/tether

goes boomboomboom when you type

>>555093
partially the dominance but I don’t see castles as sexy because they’re so direct

feels good u like it- idk I’d feel silly using it, or it would be overwhelming maybe

or maybe it would make me get less bored typing idk

still think it’s cool

huh

yes yes very much so well said twinknon

the king actually is pretty sexy, I was thinking of him as an infant who just hung around the skirts of the pawns when castled but really he’s a rizzy lil guy with sneaky moves and lots of girls

he’s kind of subby though like if he ever gets checked

omg this is so sad

but he’s still got good moves

>>555110
this is such a hetnorm perspective

oh? should we think better of the king?

now now twinknon! discussions of sex are some of the most serious- after all, what is there in life but passion?

im just saying

very hetnorm

the king’s perspective or our view on the king?

I hope we haven’t viewed the king though an inaccurate lens

now theoretically the knights are extremely kinky, but I don’t really find them sexual

where the castles are prudes and cold, the knights just don’t register to me

mmm that *is*one issue

but also I guess they’re so different from the other pieces

where’s the connection?

you just use them but you don’t really have feelings for them
#ksay sad

that’s somewhat endearing I suppose that they’re sociable

to me it’s the shape

the queen is an circular prism with points, the king, a circular prism with a dome/cross, the bishops a circular prism with curves and somewhat irregular (most sexy), the pawns prisms which seem not quite to have blossomed into queens yet

but the knights are an alien shape

blocky and angular and with a shape from our world not this geometric circular world

like all the others might be of the same species but the knight is alien

rook sub related to queen, she’s like an alt girl with her scar in the middle of her head

I think rook may not be quite as developed as the others

she grows into a queen

oh nvm I got rook and pawn confused

I think queen is like the matriarch boss babe, successful woman, bishop is like an aunt who never married but slays, rook is a very conservative aunt, pawn is the daughter going out into the world, king is a Japanese sexual harem video game protagonist, knight is like a tentacle monster or something or literal horse

very good, I will look forward to your findings on this matter twinkanon

sleep well sweet prince, or bishop perhaps

and you too sweet shrimp

:(

>>555162
#hug Nuh uh

#meow welcome fellow nonamerican

god it's good to not live there

imagine it being night time right now. that's insane

sleep is difficult to get enough of it's true

i started going to bed earlier to get more sleep, but all that happened is i wake up earlier by the same amount